Chapter 1130: Bad Joke
"Mr. Liu, can you help me deal with the curse of the gods?"
"This curse is hard to deal with? It's the product of the true god who consumed the origin, that thing, why is it so arrogant at this time, but it is difficult for me to be a little mortal."
"What did I do? Well, I just fed the avatar of that god a little X, and he's too stingy. ”
Even if he was a quasi-god who had experienced a hundred years, Liu Xiyan was still a little shocked when he heard the "young man" in front of him say this.
"You seem like you've only been a professional for less than two years? And this curse has been around for a while"
"It's true that when I first debuted, I was around the second order."
Well, Mr. Liu also sensed that the essence of the person in front of him was probably chaotic order, random among chaos and evil.
The forest was slowly ringing, and more shares of "Liu Xiyan" came over, and they also became interested in this strange man.
"Expelling this curse? Sometimes the curse should work well, and I can give you the power to control it, just owe me a favor. ”
The old man gave a rather tempting condition, but when he heard this, Lu Ping'an shook his head.
"Free is the most expensive, and sometimes human favor is not enough, so you should just say the conditions."
Obviously there was a quasi-god in front of him, but Lu Ping'an was unceremoniously.
Because on the one hand, he knew that the weight of "commitment" was too much for high-level professionals to bear.
On the other hand, he also knows that the person in front of him doesn't care about his attitude towards him at all, if he really hesitates, and he can't say the words clearly, not only will the other party not like it, but he may even underestimate it.
"Heh, sure enough, it's the same guy that guy said, the funny little guy helps me kill someone, or teach someone."
For the world of high-level professionals, favors and commitments are also resources that need to be accurately calculated, and the choice given by the other party made Lu Ping'an think about it.
"Kill, rule-level?"
"Sixth-order, a fugitive, it's not very difficult to deal with, but it's very capable of running." The black light flickered from the old man's bones, and there seemed to be a faint mood swing.
The branches fell from the sky, and stacks of materials were handed over, and Lu Ping'an flipped over, a fugitive who had fled to the outer lands.
After a little browsing, this guy has died ten times too little.
"Okay, I remember, but I can only promise to dispose of it when I encounter it"
"Yes."
The simple transaction is over, and it is not a valuable "subject" in the first place, and there is no time limit for determining the time that must be killed.
Lu Ping'an didn't choose to "teach a person", because he had already noticed that the cause and effect of the "master and apprentice" seemed to be even more difficult to bear This guy who is afraid that he has been sent out countless chase and kill orders, and the existence in front of him is probably the relationship between the apprentice and the grandson, but considering that this apprentice killed his master, it is difficult to say whether it is the same family.
"The family is unfortunate, and it makes you laugh."
"Haha, how dare I laugh, haha, haha, isn't this cold joke funny?"
Lu Ping'an casually said a cold joke, which made the scene freeze again.
Fortunately, at this time, the branch delivered what Lu Ping'an needed.
It was a wooden mask, simple and simple, even faintly crumbled, and its front had a white pattern in the shape of a skull, which was quite similar to Liu Lao in front of him
Familiar? But it's really not my self-portrait, eh, isn't it funny? ”
The scene became more and more solidified.
In fact, both of them have a sense of humor and love to joke, but if the two of them have a sense of humor for decades and several eras, and then forcibly play jokes, it will be a disaster.
It's probably equivalent to a game that intends to give you a little spiritual shock.,The screenwriter and the copywriter accidentally moved themselves.,Tearful eyes waiting for the player's touch.,And then the player found out that this game is suspected of being Golf II.,All the options that seem to be able to be made are more than one to eat X Although it's also a bad stalk.,But it's probably quite similar to the current cold field.。
"It's a little cool, so it looks like we're going to be serious."
"Indeed, no one will pick up the burden."
"Now it's called a joke, okay, next time if I come, I'll bring the latest version of the joke book over to help you update it."
But don't say it, even if the scene is subtle, but at least the attitude is reached. Well, I can't make it up, even if it's a cheeky Lu Ping'an, I feel like I can't talk about it this day.
To be able to meet with the quasi-god like this, in fact, it can be regarded as a talent.
On the one hand, Lu Ping'an lacks respect for the gods, and he has some basic respect in his "level vision", and on the other hand, Lao Liu actually learned about Lu Ping'an's news from some channels and came to see him. People see it, but they don't think about how to "communicate" next.
Normal audience members have long been nervous/excited, and it is indeed quite rare for this person in front of him to dare to laugh at his outdated jokes when he has nothing to do.
Before that, Liu Lao was actually a little confident in his "humor" and "jokes".
However, although we are quite happy to get along, there are some things that cannot be avoided.
"Actually, the old guy is looking for you, and he still has something to say, and I'm speaking for a few quasi-gods."
Liu Lao looked at Lu Ping'an, but his vision seemed to be crossing Lu Ping'an, and he knew that this was not something he said to himself.
"At the beginning, the relationship between 'you' and 'her' was quite good, and the good ones made people suspect that you were not sisters but lovers, and we actually regarded you as a couple in our circle. Well, this didn't jump out of anger, and it seems that the 'balances' really can't come out. ”
Lu Ping'an covered his head and looked at the old guy with a depressed expression.
If you try it, forget it, why would I be the one who enjoys the "screaming and roaring" in my ears?
"Ha, that's a good joke, okay, okay, I'm down to business, old guys, don't rush me."
Now, Lu Ping'an understood, behind this old Liu, there must be other quasi-gods staring at him.
And Lu Ping'an noticed that the "quasi-gods" probably did not only refer to those quasi-gods within the Lin Nu Church. The number of quasi-gods within them is also quite limited.
"This mask also has a function that can make Lin Nu unable to perceive you, her thoughts have changed so much that no one can be sure what she intends to do, it is a good thing for you to block her vision."
Lu Ping'an touched the mask and determined that its magic and the "rules" that the life bank could not parse now were naturally some outrageous things.
"We will not interfere in the affairs of your sisters and sisters, but the time is very limited now, don't involve everyone in your sisters' quarrels, if you really come back to life one day, whether it is a road dispute or a personal grudge, please go to Him alone to settle accounts, don't involve other people"
At this point, it came to an abrupt end.
The old skeleton dissipated in front of Lu Ping'an, as if it had never existed from the beginning.
In return, if your heir goes his own way, we old fellows will not obliterate him in advance."
The pontoon bridge reappeared, and the path in the forest led to the extension, and the heart of the send-off was undisguised.
And the even more bizarre thing is that as the "warned", the big cat fell silent.
"Heh, I'm the way I am, what ability do I have to find her."
Well, if you have the ability, you will definitely go to her to settle accounts.
Lu Ping'an heard it, even at this moment, the big cat hadn't given up