Chapter 23: Confirmation of Brain Disease
It's another five days of study, Hu Nuan's favorite finger is five, no more, no less one, she is going to have a double day off.
Qiao Yu was shocked: "Again? ”
Forced to look at Hong Shan: Didn't make it clear to that woman?
Hong Shan complained bitterly, all of them were the ancestors she couldn't afford to offend, the big ancestor, the little ancestor, the one in the market, and somehow, she was a little afraid, so she spoke tactfully. Obviously, it is not the right thing to be a euphemist.
Woo, it's so hard to be a disciple.
Hu Nuan was still showing filial piety: "Master, I'll bring you meat." ”
Qiao Yu glared: Is the teacher lacking your meat?
"No, you're too far behind in your homework, I'm going to make up for you."
Hu Nuan: "You have to rest." ”
Qiao Yu: "You have too much rest, cancel." ”
Hu Nuan: "Don't. ”
Qiao Yu: "The master has the final say. ”
Hu Nuan stopped talking, and Qiao Yu was satisfied.
"I'm dropping out."
Suddenly, Qiao Yu was shocked.
"What did you say?"
Hu Nuan blushed, angry, and found a word that his mother said: "You broke the law." ”
Qiao Yu was shocked again: "What? ”
Hu Nuan: "I want to go home, if you don't let me, you break the law." ”
Violate the law?
Qiao Yu slapped the table: "What method can control your master and me?" ”
Law? The law of the mortal world? Shouldn't the mortal law require students to learn more? Has the mortal realm been so decayed?
Modern society: We are talking about the combination of work and rest, physical and mental health, you are a dirt bun.
Hu Nuan couldn't answer, so he could only say, "Uncle police arrested you." ”
The police? Also uncle? What is it?
Qiao Yu said that he didn't want to understand the set of the mortal world, in short: "Don't go back, cultivate hard." ”
Hu Nuan: "I'm going to drop out of school." I'm not here anymore. ”
Qiao Yu slapped the table again: "You are threatening to be a teacher!" ”
Hu Nuan: "I want my mother." ”
Qiao Yu: "Those who cultivate the truth should cut off the edge of the dust." I'll send your mother away. ”
Hu Nuan: "Hmph." ”
Ran.
Qiao Yu didn't move, I'll see where you can run.
Shan is going to chase after her.
"No chasing."
It's that he is too conniving, and he just cleaned her up today, it's too loose, how can he cultivate it like this.
After a while, he heard his apprentice shouting: "Help-someone is catching a child-help-someone is catching a child-"
Qiao Yu's face darkened, and the body guard Jin Zhong sent by others was used by her as a loudspeaker, and her voice was really loud.
Ran over, a mute charm.
Hu Nuan found that he couldn't move his mouth, and his eyes crackled.
Qiao Yu was unmoved. Children, just cry.
Obviously, he didn't know Hu Nuan.
Hu Qing is her only one, it is the whole world, she thinks that she will never see her mother again, the real sadness spreads from the bottom of her heart and drows the little man in the blink of an eye, and she cries uncontrollably without a sound.
Qiao Yu turned his back to her, ruthlessly trying to kill her, and when he felt that he was about to turn around, he was taken aback, and hurriedly pounced.
Hu Nuan didn't know when he fell to the ground, his little face was purple and red, and the green tendons in his neck jumped out, and his breathing stopped.
Obviously, he blocked his nose when he cried, and his mouth was sealed, and he couldn't hold back his breath.
Qiao Yu panicked, a spiritual power entered, Hu Nuan exhaled his breath, a low cry came out, and it took ten seconds before he inhaled his breath.
Qiao Yu's palm was against the back of her heart, the corners of her mouth were tight, although she knew that she would not let her have an accident, but she was still afraid in her heart.
Why is it so big.
The children who were breathing freely cried like devils.
Qiao Yu felt all kinds of emotions churning in his heart, and finally said decadently: "Go back, you go home." ”
Be downhearted.
Probably, he shouldn't have an apprentice.
Hu Nuan was still crying, crying breathlessly, his face was no longer purple and red, aggrieved and sad, and his little eyes looked at him from the corner of his eye with condemnation.
Qiao Yu sighed helplessly, just that, otherwise, give her a change-
"The master bullied me."
Bully?
Qiao Yu suddenly became angry and glared: "You go to someone else's house to see, whose master never beats you like me." ”
Hu Nuan was shocked: "Corporal punishment? ”
Did she go to some black school?
Qiao Yu was shocked by her shocked expression, he couldn't hold back his doubts anymore, and simply sat on the ground: "Tell me, what do you think the master should be?" ”
Hu Nuan immediately thought of his kindergarten homeroom teacher, although his mother said that elementary school and kindergarten are different, but what else can the homeroom teacher be like?
"Take care of me."
The first one opened Qiao Yuzhen's eyes, he took a breath, okay, you are small, care for you.
"Protect me."
The second is considered normal, and no master must protect the apprentice.
"Hug me."
Qiao Yu Zhenren twisted his eyebrows, what is this requirement?
"Play games with me."
You're kidding me, aren't you?
"Sing along."
You are indeed playing tricks on me.
"Take me to dinner."
Heh, I can teach you how to skip meals.
"Tell me a story."
Hehe, is it okay to tell a story about the siege of ten thousand ghosts?
"Praise me with my mom."
......
Qiao Yu really felt that he was really eye-opening today, and all the worlds teach students like this? What does this teach? Ancestors?
Modern society: the flower of the motherland. Bumpkin.
His heart was so tired, he had lived for hundreds of years, and he felt tired for the first time.
He said: "Hu Nuan, the master is wrong. ”
Hu Nuan stopped crying: "If you know your mistakes, you can change them, and you are still a good child." ”
Qiao Yu's teeth itched: "The master should treat you first." ”
Hu Nuan was surprised: "I'm not sick. She touched her forehead and took her temperature... A little hot? Ah: "Master, I have a fever. ”
Qiao Yu grinded his teeth: "Yes, your brain is burned out, and you don't have a clear understanding of the world." ”
Hu Nuan didn't understand: "I'm going home to find my mother." ”
Qiao Yu glared at her, Hu Nuan also looked at him, Hu Nuan, who didn't cry, was not as terrible as she cried just now, she looked well-behaved and harmless, and her eyes were still red.
Qiao Yu's defeat fell: "Go back." ”
There was no way, the apprentice was too young, his brain was still sick, and she couldn't understand some of what she said, and she cried to death when she forced her.
Hu Nuan: "Oh, goodbye, master." Master, bring you meat. ”
Qiao Yu: "I thank you. ”
Hu Nuan: "You're welcome. ”
Qiao Yu: "..."
Hongshan didn't dare to come out and hugged Hu Nuan to go down the mountain to visit relatives, it can be seen that this round is won by the little ancestor again, and the peak master's breath is so terrifying.
She looked at Hu Nuan in her arms and wanted to say not to make the master angry, but she couldn't say anything when she looked at Hu Nuan who was squinting and enjoying the wind.
She is still a child, and the peak master can't even make sense of what she can say as an ordinary disciple?
Anyway, the peak master spoils her so much, so the master and apprentice can enjoy themselves.
As everyone knows, Qiao Yu fell into deep self-doubt, he flew straight to the main peak, and forcibly pulled Yu Liuya, who was handling affairs, to ask for advice.
Yu Liuya's surprised expression couldn't be put away when he heard it: "It's the first time I've heard of such an apprentice. Of course, children have children's tempers, so have you never stood up in front of her, junior brother? ”
Qiao Yu was inexplicable: "What kind of prestige?" ”
Yu Liuya was even more surprised: "Master Li's authority, she is afraid of you before she listens to you." ”
Qiao Yu: "Children are afraid that they will have nightmares. ”
Yu Liuya was speechless: "I'm talking about the majesty of being a master." How can I sound as if your apprentice is not afraid of you? ”