"I'm not a virus, I can split once in half an hour!

I also don't have the Time Stone, how can humans ......

Phew! Even if I had time, I wouldn't be able to do that!

Agatha! ”

Facing the strange eyes of the Avengers gathered in the conference room, especially Wanda, who was holding two babies in both hands, looking well-behaved and .jpg, Oakes seemed to have experienced a large-scale social death scene, and he was almost crazy:

"What do you mean by these eyes? Agatha saw the whole thing, which of you will remember it? Why don't I go to Kama Taj and find someone? ”

“…… Do you know that your current appearance particularly fits the definition of a 'scumbag'? ”

Tony patted Oakes on the shoulder with a serious face, and then his face quickly distorted:

"Poof...... Hahahaha! You kid has it today, too! Aha......"

He slapped Oakes on the shoulder, barely straightening up, and the men were about to burst into laughter when they saw Steve's gasp and sit up.

Ms. Carter stood up with a smile, the heels of her high-heeled boots resting on Captain America's feet, which had twisted before the smile could unfold.

She glared at Tony, who stopped laughing:

"If you want to say 'scumbag', do you still have the face to say others? Have you coaxed Pepper over there? ”

"Uh...... Auntie, I'm trying to come. ”

Tony was instantly defeated, returning to his seat awkwardly with Oakes' gloating smile.

Bucky and Sam glanced at each other, then at Steve, who was smiling bitterly, and looked ahead in unison, his eyes drifting -

This kind of thing is not in the scope of their thinking, so it is better not to think about it.

Dr. Banner subconsciously glanced at the smiling Natasha, and seriously held his chin and thought-

Wanda still has this ability, so can Hulk do this?

Clint and Scott are both people with children, and both guys can't help but feel an urge to retire when they see the little baby in Wanda's arms.

Pietro is the most eccentric of faces, he doesn't have a girlfriend yet, so he becomes an uncle......

The problem is that there doesn't seem to be a brother-in-law yet?

"Ahem...... It really has nothing to do with President Oakes. ”

Agatha finally stood up and testified under the pressure of Oakes:

"But Wanda is still so young, and the two children also need to be taken care of, and most importantly, these two children are not so simple."

She hesitated, but still reminded:

"They are the soul fragments of Mephisto and the chaos magic and life magic are already real beings in the real world, but if Mephisto insists on retrieving these two soul fragments, I am afraid ......"

"He dares!"

Wanda was excited, and immediately became nervous, which she really didn't expect:

"That bastard, if he wants to hurt my child, he's going to step over my corpse!"

"Rest assured, Wanda, rest assured ......"

Petro hurriedly comforted his sister:

"We will all protect the two children, Mephisto's plot will not succeed!"

He glared at Oakes, whose corners of his mouth twitched:

"President Oakes has already stopped his plot once, and he will definitely protect you!"

“……”

Oakes nodded stubbornly under the gaze of everyone:

"Of course, Mephisto is the common enemy of all mankind, and if he dares to come again, I, like everyone else, will not let him go!"

After a pause, Oakes touched his chin and thought thoughtfully:

"Mephisto screwed up this time-

The soul fragment of a Hell Lord, although it is only a doppelganger and divided into two, is still not comparable to ordinary humans, these two children are so special, they must have special talents. ”

"Wanda, do the two children have names?"

Aside from Agatha, Carter is the oldest woman here, and she naturally doesn't care about the men's concerns:

"Don't worry, we'll help you take care of the children, I have experience in this matter—

Sharon was brought up by me when she was a kid, well, Tony was very good in front of me when he was a kid. ”

Tony rubbed his nose and grinned without speaking.

"Ms. Carter...... Thank you! ”

Wanda happily picked up the two little ones, the little ones were very well-behaved and did not make trouble, and looked curiously at the Avengers present with big round eyes.

"I want to call them Billy and Tommy."

Wanda thought for a moment and smiled:

"I don't know why this happened, but since I'm their mother, I'm going to love them well—

Thank you, President Oakes, for reminding me of chaos magic and for working hard to find a solution.

If it weren't for the ritual, Billy and Tommy wouldn't have come to me. ”

“…… So, thank you Mephisto? ”

Everyone looked strange and thought of this, but no one said it.

"Hmmm......"

Oakes tilted his head and thought about it, and sighed:

"Wanda, these two kids are so special, Billy and Tommy...... Nice name.

Then I'm barely a clergyman......"

The corners of his mouth twitched, and he looked at everyone's surprised eyes:

"Druyin is a clergyman, you know! Although I didn't establish any sects, I can pull up a large religion every minute as long as I want! ”

"I thought the Rendekai was already a religion."

Scott beeped quietly:

"The Vatican is still on Earth, and your headquarters have all moved directly to another dimension!"

“……”

The crowd nodded in unison, and Oakes decided to ignore them:

"Ahem, anyway, I'm barely a clergyman, so I'll be the godfather of these two children...... May I? ”

"Of course!"

Wanda was stunned for a moment, and immediately nodded with joy:

"It's an honor for Billy and Tommy!"

To say that Wanda doesn't have a crush on Oakes, that's simply impossible-

Also having in-depth contact with the Mind Gem, Wanda has an innate affection and trust for Oakes.

It's just that Oakes's soul is strong and he doesn't feel anything about it, but for Wanda, there are still signs of it.

The Mind Gem has been sealed, and if Oakes had been carrying the Mind Gem all along, maybe Wanda would have fallen in love with him as much as she had fallen in love with Vision.

And now, it's limited to favorability.

And, obviously, this guy Oakes has advanced cancer.

He has done enough to promise to be the godfather of his children.

"Congratulations, Wanda!"

Everyone congratulated Wanda in parts, and the two children were covered by Oaks, which can basically be said to be safe and worry-free.

"Brother, go up!"

Pyro leaned in front of Oakes and raised an eyebrow:

"But why not the father?"

“…… The godfather means the elders in the family, the godfather represents the cultivation and protection of education, we have no foundation of family affection, but these two children are destined to be extraordinary, and the godfather is the most suitable choice. ”

Oakes shrugged, pressed Pietro's shoulder, gritted his teeth, and said:

"Then again, you, as an uncle, are responsible for transporting them to and from my school...... Who told you to be fast! ”

Petero: "......"

"Oakes."

Peggy Carter took a picture and called Oakes aside:

"Mephisto's side, is there really no problem?"

"Don't worry, Ms. Carter."

Oakes nodded earnestly:

"Last time, I was caught off guard by him, and I was held back by the Scarlet Witch mark in Wanda's body, so I couldn't free my hand, otherwise his doppelganger wouldn't have to worry about it.

Now that these two children have a sense of independence of their own, Mephisto should not want to merge them back together. ”

He thought about it and sneered:

"Moreover, now that the Hell Lord has completely lost his sense of these two soul fragments, he will need to cultivate for a long time to make up for this loss, and he will not have much time to trouble us in a short period of time."

"That's good."

Carter breathed a sigh of relief, she didn't know much about magic, but in the Avengers, these two children were like their own grandchildren in the eyes of an old man like her, and they were never allowed to disappear before they grew up.

"If something goes wrong with the two children...... As you said before, Wanda's mental stimulation probably won't be greater than this. ”

"I understand."

"Also, Oakes, call Skull and Harty back."

Peggy thought about it, but said seriously:

"The remnants of the Hydra have been almost wiped out all over the world, even their 'gods'.

Recent tasks, which we ourselves can cope with, the forces of Skul and Khatty should be placed on more noteworthy threats. ”

"You mean...... Mephisto? ”

Oakes couldn't help but sigh that this old grandmother is really defenseless to young children, and she wants to give the best of everything:

"Scull should stay with you, Wanda has me and Agatha on her side, she herself is stronger than before, just have Hattie to help watch it."

"Okay then."

After a while, Oakes carefully examined Billy and Tommy to make sure there was nothing out of the ordinary, and everyone reluctantly dispersed with reluctance to reminisce about the gossip.

"Shura Warrior God"

Oakes takes Hatty, who has "retired" from the Roaring Commando, to Wanda and Pietro's residence.

They didn't know until now that the "mysterious man" who made a mess of the Sokovia Hydra base back then was this husky who usually likes to mess with Bucky and Sam!

With everything out of the way, Oakes breathed a sigh of relief and returned to Avalon.

"It's all done?"

Gu smiled and looked at the tired Oaks:

"Malone helped me live, congratulations, I have two godsons."

“…… Master Ancient One, don't make fun of me, it's Mephisto bastard! ”

Oakes sighed and stretched out his hand to summon the Book of Emperor Weishan:

"Then the book will be handed over to the master for safekeeping, and I have a hunch that we still have a place where we can use it."

"Then I'm disrespectful."

Gu nodded a little, took the "Book of Emperor Weishan", and carefully put it away:

"Plus, there's something for you."

"What?"

"When I was meditating on the astral projection before, I found that the Nine Realms of Asgard don't seem to be very peaceful now."

The Ancient One's astral projection allowed her to see the world from an incredible angle, somewhat of the effect of Heimdall's vision.

This is also her primary method of monitoring magical threats in dimensional space and the world around Earth.

But now, she's discovered an anomaly in the Nine Realms of Asgard?

"What's going on?"

Oakes had a hunch in his heart, but still asked:

"Is it ......?"

"That's right," Gu Yi nodded slightly:

"Some of the world's powerhouses have probably found out that Odin is not in Asgard!"