Chapter 502: The Beggar
Where there are many mountains, there will definitely be prey, so Jia, Erjia, and San will dress up as nearby Orions, and Chunlan and Xiaodi are the little ladies of the Orion family. Although Lan Xiaodie is not from Pingling County, she is fortunately from the south, and after learning the accent of the locals at the inn last night, she said the same.
After Hongmei left with someone, she gave the clothes she had prepared last night to the emperor and Li Changhai, and the emperor was immediately happy when he opened his props.
"Master, this is going to pretend to be a Lang Zhong who walks back to the square?"
The cloth banner on the side of the clothes is clearly written: Treat all kinds of incurable diseases.
Ye Hanyu suppressed the smile on his lips: "Dad, your identity as a Fang Lang is the highest among us, and you also bring two little apprentices plus a servant, the first, the fourth, and the fifth, they are all beggars." ”
Li Changhai looked at his housekeeper's clothes, and then looked at the clothes of the two secret guards, and secretly breathed a sigh of relief in his heart.
The emperor looked outside, and sure enough, he saw Jia Si Jia Wu with a bitter face, fiddling with a set of beggar clothes in his hand that was so broken that he couldn't see it, and there was a box on it.
"The two of them are a little white, and they don't look like beggars no matter how shabby they are, so they can only wipe them with this."
Jia Si said helplessly: "The young lady thinks really thoughtfully. ”
Ye Hanyu said proudly: "That's not it! If she doesn't say, who of us can think of this, wait for the two of you to remember to wipe your whole body, otherwise the color is different, and it is easy for people to see the problem! ”
A4A5: ...... He thought he only needed to wipe his face and hands!
"There has been a lot of rain in the past two days, even if we wipe it all, this one is stained with water, and it can't be purified!"
Ye Hanyu said: "Don't worry, these things that look like ash are not really ashes, my lady boiled them with traditional Chinese medicine, and they don't fade when they are wet, they have to be washed with medicinal water, you can use them with confidence." ”
A4: ......
Looking at Jia Si's aggrieved look, the emperor's mood was good, and he didn't feel uncomfortable when he changed into that set of clothes in Fang Langzhong.
"Look at you guys, as for you? This is specially made for you by your young lady, the only one in the world, so you can steal the fun. ”
A4: ......
Jia Si forced himself to smile, but couldn't the princess let him pretend to be the emperor's subordinate or something? He really doesn't want such a unique one~
"Dad, you also have an exclusive custom, but it's not black, it's yellow, and you have to wipe it."
Emperor:...... Gotta rejoice early!
Now that the hearts of the four and the five are balanced, he said, why should he be the only one who wants to be smeared into black charcoal? It turns out that the emperor also has it.
After several people had changed their clothes, and the emperor and others also wiped themselves from top to bottom, Gu Wanning took a small bag and painted makeup for Ye Hanyu, who had already gotten out of the car.
They don't want to attract attention, so they don't need to be so good-looking, so they naturally want to draw in the ordinary.
So half an hour later, the original handsome and extraordinary Yu Wang Ye became an ordinary man.
The eyebrows are slightly thicker, there are a few freckles on the bridge of the nose, the large, bright eyes have become a little smaller, the tails of the eyes are drooping, and the beautiful and tangible lips have become less lustrous.
As soon as the makeup was finished, Ye Hanyu was more than ten years old.
The emperor thought that they would be done after changing their clothes and skin color, but as a result, it was just the beginning, his black hair turned white, his short beard turned into long hair, and there were a few wrinkles at the ends of his eyes, and there were three forehead lines on his forehead.
After Gu Wanning disguised the emperor, she also pretended to be a man with an ordinary appearance, and then specially explained: "Your current identity is the master of me and my husband, you are eighty-three years old this year, your husband is your eldest apprentice, and I am your little apprentice." ”
When everyone heard this voice, they were shocked and suspected that there was something wrong with their ears, how did the princess's voice become a man's?
Gu Wanning smiled: "As long as you lower your voice a little, ventriloquist is just me, I can't dress up as a man, but when I open my mouth, it's a woman's voice, so won't people immediately hear that I'm pretending?" ”
Emperor:......
It took him a long time before he came back to his senses and remembered something serious: "It's okay to pretend to be a doctor, but what if someone wants to see a doctor?" ”
"You can rest assured that someone will see me, because those diseases are too simple to be worth your help."
The emperor understands that the two apprentices are his pomp, and if a patient really comes to the door, he will blow it, this is good, this is a good performance!
These people put on their makeup and waited for nearly an hour, and Hongmei and the others finally came back.
No wonder it took such a long time, it turned out that the harvest on the mountain this time was too big, not to mention the small prey, pheasants and hares and a pangolin, a mountain muntjac, and a small wild boar of one hundred and seventy or eighty pounds in the hands of the first four and five hands.
The pigs came back, everyone changed into the clothes that Gu Wanning had prepared in advance, and told the current identities of these people again, and then a group of people entered the city.
Jia Siyan saw that the emperor of his family took out a few copper plates and threw them in the hands of the soldiers guarding the gate, and then swaggered into the city, and called a bitter force in his heart, his character was really unpleasant, if he hadn't thought about it and didn't think about it, he would have thought that Princess Yu had deliberately corrected him.
Picking up the broken bowl and leaning on crutches, Jia Si walked into the crowd queuing up to enter the city.
It's just that as soon as he stood in the crowd, someone immediately covered his nose, and then looked at his expression as if he was looking at a piece of smelly dung: "Stinky food, get away, your body stinks to death!" ”
The scolding was a woman in her thirties, and the woman next to her was thirteen or fourteen years old, who was also covering her nose at this time, looking at Jia Si with disgust.
"Yes, yes, yes, get out!"
A4: ...... Although the princess asked him to pretend to be a beggar, the clothes on his body really didn't smell at all, and this group of people were all talking nonsense with their eyes open!
Looking at the eyes of the people around him, the bad factor in Jia Si's heart suddenly appeared, and he deliberately leaned towards those who disliked him: "Miss Madam, reward a little, reward a little, I haven't eaten for three days." ”
The lady who stood in line was from where she came, and the top family was a little more well-off, otherwise she should have entered the city in a carriage.
The mother and daughter rolled their eyes at him, and then drove people away like flies, but Jia Si didn't leave, and entangled the two mothers and daughters without giving money, and in the end, the mother and daughter really had no choice but to walk away and go directly to the back of the line.
The rest of the people were also afraid of being entangled by him, so they all hid far away, and Jiasi's side soon became a vacuum, and there was no one within a zhang.
Soon he walked to the gate of the city, and found that the soldiers guarding the city were a little strict, especially the men in their forties, they paid the most attention, and when he was here, Jia Si took out a paulownia plate on his body for a long time before he took out a paulownia plate, and the soldiers guarding the city waved his hand after taking the copper plate angrily: "Hurry up, hurry up, a stinky beggar has a copper plate and doesn't know how to buy food, what is running to the city?" ”
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