Chapter 287: Speaking Doesn't Count (3)
As the heroes who discovered the secret mineral deposits of Lone Light City, the lives of the four of Hu Nuan have not changed in any way.
As usual, he followed the stone elders to cultivate his body, climbed the mountain every day, and was better than a monkey.
Elder Stone told them to try to carry their magic wands, which was really embarrassing, and at most they lay on the ground and carried their magic wands without being crushed to death.
Even Elder Stone said, "Your mother is such a wonderful person, how did you find such a thing?" ”
At least he had never seen such a heavy weapon specially made for children, even in places where physical cultivation was prevalent, and the weight had to be borne by children at the beginning.
Hu Nuan was so proud: "My mother is amazing." This is the golden rod of Monkey King. ”
told them a story of Journey to the West.
Then he said, "When I grow up, my mother will give me a real golden rod." ”
She gestured, "Whoosh, smack, smack." ”
Elder Shi said in his heart, unless your mother buys you an artifact, there are many magic weapons that have become bigger and smaller, and there are many magic weapons that can be stabbed into the sky, but there is no one in the Qiye Heaven, and there is no one in the Xiaoli Realm.
Said to them: "You are all monkeys, naughty and mischievous for a moment." ”
The four of them grinned: "Elder, why don't you get busy?" We're so well-behaved, we won't make trouble. ”
Elder Stone understood: "Want to go out and play?" ”
The four of them grinned: "The nine major sects are here, the senior brothers and sisters are busy, let's help entertain the guests." ”
Elder Shi said, "The Nine Great Sects are busy hunting for treasures, and they don't want anyone to disturb them. ”
The four of them said, "Let's help them find treasures." ”
Elder Shi was angry, which child was missing a heart.
Leng Ruo: "Find Bao Hao and inform our family." ”
Oh, it turns out that it's not a lack of heart, it's a black belly.
Elder Stone said, "You guys stay honest, you are too capable and eye-catching in treasure hunting. ”
Jin Xin: "But what if you can't find it?" Xiao Nuan, she could-"
Elder Shi's eyes were sharp, and Jin Xin was so frightened that he swallowed the words behind him.
"She can't."
When these words spread, Hu Nuan will never leave the sect for the rest of his life.
Jin Xin bowed his head and admitted his mistake: "I was wrong, elder, I have no taboo, I punished myself for running ten laps around the mountain." ”
Elder Stone: "Run, y'all." ”
Hu Nuan was incredulous: "Why do I want it too?" ”
Elder Stone: "Because you're also a big mouth." ”
Hu Nuan: "..."
Pouting, unhappy, doing good deeds without reward and being punished.
When he went back that day, he complained to Qiao Yu: "The sect master doesn't talk much, and Elder Shi is so fierce." ”
Qiao Yu was so helpless, how many times did he correct it, it was not Elder Shi, it was Elder Tang.
Hu Nuan: It's not sugar, Elder Stone is not sweet at all.
No matter whether she was unhappy or unhappy, Qiao Yu gave her a hard lesson: "Elder Stone-" When it was over, he also purred baldly: "Brother, I told you how many people of the three clans in the past were shocked and brilliant in the past, and they were killed by everyone because they did not know how to restrain their arrogant actions. You are seven years old, and you will grow wise. ”
He didn't know that Second Elder Tang, who was a Dan Master, had a lot of experience in telling stories, and he had been accompanying him in the secret place for a year, and he had heard a lot of things he had never heard of before.
In this way, the two Tang elders are not close to each other, but they are actually quite good at taking care of children.
Qiao Yu punished her for writing big characters, what is the meaning of running the mountain, these children are already skinned, and it is painful to stand still and write.
Hu Nuan was angry: "The master doesn't protect me, and the master is not like you." ”
Qiao Yu glared: "Shuanghua, she has principles?" "In vain, he is not so dim.
Hu Nuan hummed and wrote big characters on the paper, and suddenly remembered something: "Last time Xianyin Pavilion and Changjimen came to visit, the master promised to make me a small white dress, and also promised to make one for my mother." The master's words don't count. ”
Qiao Yu's head hurt: "You don't look good in white." ”
Send a dress to your mother, the master is really brainless.
Hu Nuan: "Anyway, the master lied to me, children are so deceived." The master deceived me, and I was punished if I lied to the master, which is not fair. ”
His apprentice wanted to be fair, and Qiao Yu gave her a bag of spirit stones.
"Go buy whatever you want, take your mom with you."
Hu Nuan: "Master, are you buying people's hearts?" ”
Qiao Yu frowned: "What buys people's hearts?" Who did you learn from? ”
"There is a young lady in a pink dress who gives snacks to the senior brothers, and she says that she is buying people's hearts."
Qiao Yu: "Who?" ”
Hu Nuan: "I don't know." Ruo said that it was a person from the Hehuan Sect. ”
Qiao Yu's brows jumped fiercely: "Who to send snacks?" Why did Leng Ruo say that she was buying people's hearts? ”
Hu Nuan: "Ruo said that she was canvassing for votes, and asked the senior brothers to choose her as the first beauty." ”
What is this and what?
Aren't you here for a treasure hunt? Do those people in the Hehuan Sect have to do this kind of thing wherever they go?
Hehuanzong: Yes, yes, everywhere we go, we want to be beautiful, we have to be ranked, and others want to see our beauty.
Hu Nuan said: "Master, the young lady's skirt is so beautiful, I want it." ”
Qiao Yu said, "Have you built a foundation?" ”
With your five short figures, you are embarrassed by the clothes of the Hehuan Sect.
Hu Nuan came over: "Master, I won't refine qi forever, right?" ”
That's bad luck.
"No, you cultivate well, and you will soon build a foundation."
Hu Nuan: "Who do you want to meet again, that eclipse dove?" ”
Qiao Yu wanted to sew her mouth shut: "Go and write big characters." "Don't talk nonsense, your master and I have a headache.
Hu Nuan: "Hmph, what the master says doesn't count." ”
Qiao Yu stuffed the spirit stone to her: "I'll give you a holiday, you go to your mother with your homework, ask for some beautiful little dress, and let your mother take you to buy it." "Okay? Please.
Hu Nuan's eyes glanced at it and landed on the big paper.
Qiao Yu Zhengse: "It must be punished." You can tell your mother why the master punished you, and if your mother doesn't agree, the master won't punish you. ”
Just try the mind of that lady.
Don't try, Hu Nuan wilted first, and told her mother, at least the master is only punished for writing big characters, and her mother will really spank her little ass.
rolled up the big paper: "Okay, the master will send me back." ”
“...”
The corners of Qiao Yu's mouth twitched, I begged you to take a vacation.
Sent her to the door of the house, and listened to the rumors along the way to warn her: "Don't run around, finish writing the big characters, and I'll pick you up in two days." ”
Baopingfang is also boiling because of the matter of Lone Light City, many people have gone to Lone Light City together recently, this kind of behavior cannot be stopped, Qiao Yu is worried that Hu Niangzi will also follow the trend, that is really beyond his power.
"You go in and see if your mother is there, and if you're not, I'll take you back."
Hu Nuan pushed open the door and ran in and ran out: "Master, my mother is at home, you come in." ”
Qiao Yu coughed: "I'll pick you up in two days." ”
With a whoosh, it flew straight away. This is the prerogative of real people.
Hu lightly threw down the blood-stained apron, and when he came out, he saw a white shadow passing by like a flying light, but he didn't understand.
"Your master is in a hurry? If you don't come, don't come, we don't have good tea. When I went back, my mother prepared it, and then I invited your master to be a guest. ”
Hu Nuan licked his lips: "Mom, I want to eat matcha cake." ”
Hu lightly pinched her nose between the middle finger of his index finger and said, "Okay, matcha cake." ”
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