After all, the lonely Zen master is a knife-mouthed tofu heart.

After all, there is already a certain master-apprentice relationship, and it is impossible to expel Lisao from the temple.

Besides, if he was born outside the temple, others would still think that he was conceived in the temple of killing......

With this matter, where is the lonely Zen master still in the mood to knock on the wooden fish again, and he left the meditation hall directly.

At this time, Lisao was practicing vigorously in the courtyard, which was a unique study just taught by the lonely Zen master, called "Guanyin Holding Treasure Forty Forms".

It is the forty postures of Guanyin Bodhisattva holding the treasure, which can be performed either empty-handed or with weapons.

It is one of the top martial arts of Seseiji Temple.

At this time, Lisao clasped his hands, handed it forward, and looked up to see the lonely Zen master coming.

He smiled on his face, not without pride: "Master, senior brother, look at how I practiced this trick 'Guanyin Sending Son'?" ”

Lichen was stupid, and gave a thumbs up in his heart: Senior brother is really as good as his name, and it is difficult for this saucy operation to become a big deal.

The lonely Zen master trembled at the corners of his mouth, almost catching his breath.

If it were ordinary, the big clapping would have been overlooked.

But now...... Alas, the teacher is unlucky~

Pulled up Lisao and walked out of the Zen courtyard.

Lichen silently followed behind the two, looking at the direction of Huoyunling.

Huoyunling, alchemy room.

The lonely Zen master alchemy and fished as usual, and as soon as he saw the lonely Zen master coming in from outside, his face immediately darkened.

It's no wonder that the lonely Zen master exploits him a lot on weekdays.

"Senior brother...... Why are you here again? ”

The lonely Zen master glanced around, and the two disciples in the alchemy room were busy working.

"Ahem, don't be nervous, don't do alchemy today."

The lonely Zen master breathed a sigh of relief, and a smile immediately appeared on his face.

He is usually exploited by lonely Zen masters.

"That's a good feeling, look at the tea~"

As soon as the words fell, before the disciples around him could move, the lonely Zen master raised his hand: "Save, find a place to talk." ”

The lonely Zen master was stunned, and he didn't know what medicine was sold in this senior brother's gourd.

"You two go out first."

"Yes, master."

After retreating, there was only one furnace left in the alchemy room, making a 'whirring' flame sound.

The lonely Zen master kicked Lisao in front: "Cough, give him a pulse." ”

Lisao looked confused: Give me a pulse?

The lonely Zen master was also stunned, this disciple looked alive, not like he was sick.

Could it be that there is some hidden disease?

The lonely Zen master rolled up his sleeves, grabbed Lisao's arm, closed his eyes and began to take the pulse.

"Hmm...... Fluent in correspondence, should refer to smooth, such as a bead-on, ulnar pulse waiting for the kidney...... Twin ups and downs, this is a happy ......"

"Hmm...... Well? ”

The lonely Zen master opened his eyes suddenly, and a layer of white sweat appeared on his head.

"Ahem, the hands are a little raw, a little raw."

"I'm ...... again"

“！！！”

After a long time, the lonely Zen master was confused, and a monk actually had a happy pulse.

He stared at the lonely Zen master with a pair of eyes, as if to say: Don't even let go of the disciples, you are simply not human!

The lonely Zen master was startled, and hurriedly waved his hand: "Look at what I'm doing, it's not mine!" ”

"Ahem~"

Lichen recounted what had happened in the Blood Sea Secret Realm.

A mosquito and a monk have to tell a story that is not clear.

After hearing this, the lonely Zen master suddenly realized: "There are such bizarre things in the world. ”

"The blood-winged black mosquito is a flood of alien insects, and there are not many records of it, but it originally laid eggs on people."

"Men do not have a uterus, so the eggs are placed in the abdomen and attached to the blood vessels of the intestines, causing the sign of happy pulses."

At this time, Lisao was already confused: I must be dreaming, I must be dreaming.

As a client, I have obviously forgotten the passion that sparked at that time.

He was knocked unconscious......

ε=( ́ο'*)))) Alas, it's hard to explain.

The lonely Zen master had an unfortunate expression on his master's face, and asked with some bitterness: "Senior brother, how can this be cured?" ”

"Senior brother, do you mean a rebirth or an abortion?"

"Fall! Fall! Fall! ”

Lisao was already hysterical, and grabbed the arm of the lonely monk and shouted a little nervously.

The lonely Zen master raised his leg and kicked it: "You give me the side to go first, why didn't you hold back at that time!" ”

"Not at all indecent!"

"Woo woo woo~"

Lisao cried like a little daughter-in-law: I'm not clean anymore! I'm going to be abandoned by my master.

"Ahem~"

The lonely Zen master cleared his throat and showed embarrassment: "Senior brother, you are embarrassed for me, you also know that we are bald monks...... I have too little contact with this area, and I really don't have much experience. ”

"You just treat it hard, and apply the fierce medicine directly, what saffron, musk."

"Just keep it big."

The lonely Zen master was stunned for a moment, stared at the lonely Zen master and teased: "Senior brother, you know a lot. ”

The lonely Zen master smiled.

Who knew that the lonely Zen master immediately shook his head: "Senior brother...... None of that worked.

Let me just say this, the vitality of that worm egg is stronger than that of your apprentice. ”

The lonely Zen master and Lichen were dumbfounded.

Lisao cried directly, if he was a great monk who gave birth to this thing, it would be better to die in the secret realm of the sea of blood.

The lonely Zen master snorted coldly: "You useless thing, quack!" ”

"I'm a quack? Just kidding, this matter is something that even the monks of the Great Mercy and Grace Temple can't handle! I'm a lonely monk, so I'll talk about this! ”

The lonely Zen master saw that his words were conclusive, and he already believed eight or nine points in his heart, and couldn't help but whisper: "Senior brother, think about it again? Is there any other way? ”

"Hmph, senior brother, you really use people to face forward, not people to face back, but this matter is really incomprehensible, and I can't do anything.

Anyway, no matter whether the Lisao master and nephew are dead or alive, once the eggs hatch, they will directly break out of the abdominal cavity of the Lisao master and nephew. ”

"When the time comes, don't talk about protecting the big and the small, at most protect the poop."

Lisao: Are you polite?

"Then there is no other way?!"

The lonely Zen master sighed, and his eyes were already full of indifference.

[If it doesn't work, just burn firewood together with the two, and it must not affect the reputation of the door. 】

[Especially Lao Tzu's face. 】

When he looked at it from the mirror, he couldn't help but be embarrassed, and he could only say that you were blessed.

The lonely Zen master suddenly looked at Lichen and asked, "Has the body of the blood-winged black mosquito been subdued by you?" ”

Lichen nodded, he had already told him before.

But the blood-winged black mosquito is only responsible for sowing seeds......

The lonely Zen master pondered for a moment and said, "Perhaps...... There's another way to give it a try. ”

After speaking, he glanced at the lonely Zen master, and then swept his eyes away from the dust and the sassy.

The lonely Zen master comprehended: "Lichen, you take this ramming goods back first." ”

Lichen naturally understood what he meant, and he didn't say much, and directly pulled Lisao out of Huoyun Valley.

On the way, Lisao touched his stomach with both hands, and his face was full of sadness: "Senior brother, do you think the master will kill me together." ”

Lichen almost didn't laugh out loud: Ya, your intuition is really accurate.

"Ahem, junior brother, don't think about it, after all, there is still a master-apprentice relationship."

Lisao sighed: "With my understanding of the master, for the sake of his own face, when he killed me, he didn't frown." ”

The self-orientation is really clear.

Father and son.

PS: 3.11 will be on the shelves on Friday, and the moonlight is waiting for all of you, come and take a look~

PS: Ask for collections, investments, recommended tickets, monthly passes~ Thank you to all the officials.