Ye Yan and Xia He chatted from Tiannan to the north of the earth, and squatted in the grove to chat for half the night about the short things in their parents, and then reluctantly separated.

By the time Ye Yan returned to the guest room, the sky was already dark, and the night had passed.

Just as Ye Yan was going to take advantage of this effort to hurry up and go back to make up for sleep, but when he passed by the door, he happened to see Xu Si squatting outside the door and smoking.

This guy was wearing a suit, like an old man squatting at the entrance of the village and smoking, his shirt buttons were also tied haphazardly, and there were cigarette butts scattered all over the ground at his feet.

At this moment, he was staring at a tree not far away in a daze, and he didn't even know that the cigarette in his mouth had burned to the butt of the cigarette.

He didn't even notice that Ye Yan didn't press his footsteps to get closer, and it wasn't until the latter patted him on the shoulder that he came back to his senses from his daze.

"What do you think, so distracted? The cigarette butt is about to burn into your mouth, not afraid of burning your tongue? ”

Ye Yan stretched out his hand, took off the cigarette that Xu Si was holding in his mouth, and casually threw it on the ground and stepped on it.

Hearing a voice coming, Xu Si, who was in a daze, slowly raised his head, revealing his stubble sloppy face and bloodshot eyes.

I guess I haven't slept all night.

"Wake up so early."

Seeing Ye Yan, Xu Si said hello in a daze, feeling that the words were a little unnatural.

Ye Yan looked at him suspiciously,

"Something?"

"No ......"

Xu Si lowered his head, put his hand in his pocket, and touched the cigarette case, but he didn't know if he really wanted to smoke, or if he deliberately avoided Ye Yan's question.

His hand fumbled in his coat pocket for a long time, but in the end he found an empty cigarette case.

Xu Si threw the empty cigarette case on the ground, then turned his head and stretched out his hand towards Ye Yan,

"Give me a cigarette."

Ye Yan took out his cigarette and fire and handed it to Xu Si. The latter took the cigarette handed by Ye Yan, lit one, and then naturally put the cigarette and the lighter into his pocket.

Ye Yan: "??? ”

Forget about the smoke - what does it mean for you to follow my lighter? He was still in front of me.

That's excessive, isn't it?

Although I feel uncomfortable.

But looking at Xu Si's blind appearance, Ye Yan was too lazy to care, so he just went along with it.

It's just a lighter.

However, he was still quite curious about what kind of things could make a shrewd, long-sleeved and good dancing person like Xu Si feel melancholy like this.

Light blue smoke rose in a curling manner, Xu Si took a sip of his cigarette, and was silent for a long time before he spoke, and asked Ye Yan a philosophical question.

"Ye Zi, you said that we people will live for a lifetime, what is the meaning of this life?"

"Look at the color map."

Ye Yan thought about it and said seriously.

Xu Si turned his head and was a little speechless: "I'll tell you seriously, there must be something that can shock the soul in this big world." ”

"Look at the awesome color map."

Ye Yan replied without thinking.

Xu Si was holding a cigarette, and his face was completely blackened: "Then you are hairy!" ”

“……”

A few short jokes were spoken, but the originally gloomy atmosphere was swept away.

Xu Si didn't look so decadent.

Looking at Xu Si, Ye Yan shook his head: "Okay, there are so many things that you don't have, your face is thicker than the wall, and your heart is more philosophical?" ”

"Would you rather be worthy?"

"Even if you really encounter something tricky and difficult, then you have to say it first, if you can solve it, be a brother to help you solve it, and if you can't solve it, at least you can make the big guy happy."

"I'm ......"

If it weren't for the fact that he couldn't beat him, Xu Si would have choked the eye-catching thing in front of him to death.

Is there anyone as comforting as you?

Originally, I was just a little depressed, but after listening to Jun's words, I was directly depressed.

Rather, he's a master of comfort.

Although Ye Yan's goods look quite unserious, they at least have wives.

Thinking,

Xu Si still decided to tell Ye Yan what was on his mind, "My confession was rejected." ”

"That's it?"

Ye Yan originally thought that it would be a big deal to make people like Xu Si so decadent.

But I don't want to, it's such a big fart.

Seeing Ye Yan's reaction like this, Xu Si on the side was also a little stunned, and said angrily with a black face,

"What do you mean by that? Lao Tzu was rejected by the goddess who had been secretly in love for many years, and you gave this reaction? ”

"And how do I react?"

Ye Yan spread his hands helplessly: "Why don't I go buy you two whips now, light them in the courtyard, and hire a band to give you a good life of cycling singles by the way?" ”

Xu Si: "......"

"Damn, friend, you now, immediately, immediately roll for Lao Tzu, as far as you want."

"Don't be so grumpy?"

Ye Yan plucked his ears with his little thumb.

"Still irritable me? I'm beating you to death on the street now, it's been a good cultivation cultivated in compulsory education for several years, what do you want Lao Tzu to do? ”

Xu Si hated it so much that the roots of ☞ his teeth itched.

Ye Yan is a slut, he knows it, but he didn't expect it to be cheap to this extent, he Xu Si has known Ye Yan for so many years, and today he can be regarded as a teacher.

Ye Yan was not angry at Xu Si's words, he patted the latter's shoulder and said earnestly,

"Hey, chasing girls, it's normal to stumble, how can you do it overnight, when I chased Xia He, didn't it take a lot of effort."

Hearing Ye Yan say this, Xu Si's heart was always a little better, and he was not so angry.

"You say, what should I do?"

"What should I do?"

Ye Yan said tentatively: "There is no grass at the end of the world, why do you want to love a flower?" You're a big man, so you have to hang yourself from a tree? ”

Xu Si was silent and did not speak. But it can be seen that he doesn't seem to have changed his mind.

Seeing this, Ye Yan couldn't help sighing.

This brother, if he hangs himself from a tree, his neck will be broken and he will not move the ground.

Ye Yan was also a little surprised.

Xu Si's goods, on weekdays, are completely unkempt, and when he sees a beautiful girl, he is like a teddy in estrus, and he is quite infatuated if he doesn't think about it.

"This kind of thing about chasing girls, people will encounter different situations, and the methods I have practiced may not be practical for you."

"Well, I have a book here, you can take it and read it first, it should be useful to you."

"Books?"

General Xu Si was skeptical.

Ye Yan didn't explain, but there was a flash of blue light in his sleeves, and his sleepy-eyed ears were released.

"Brother Yan, did you call me?" Suifeng Ear, who was disturbed by his dreams, looked a little listless.

Ye Yan: "Is the book I gave you last time to pass the time and learn professional knowledge still there?" ”

"Yes."

"Okay, if I'm not mistaken, there's a black cover inside, you take it out."

"Okay."

I came and went in a hurry with the wind, and soon came back with a thick black book.

"Give him the book ......"

Ye Yan pointed to Xu Sidao on the side.

Although he didn't know what Ye Yan was doing, Xu Si still took the book.

But after just a cursory glance, Xu Si's expression became strange: "Sow postpartum care? ”

Ye Yan: "Wrong, it's not this one." ”

Ye Yan snatched the black book, stuffed it back into Suifeng'er's hand, and coughed twice in embarrassment.

Soon, Sui Feng'er ran to the world of Qinei again and came out with a thin black book.

"Self-cultivation of licking dogs"

“？？？”

Xu Si: "I'm a dignified person in charge of the North China region, and you want me to be a licking dog?" ”

"Don't forget it."

Just as Ye Yan was about to let Sui Feng Ear return to the world inside the flag with the book, Xu Si stood up and snatched the black book.

“…… I'll just watch. ”