Chapter 144, Proctology, Dangerous Beasts

After such a noisy night walk by a hundred ghosts, this night is also very quiet.

Whether Hema Yuren and Abe Island Xiangren can fall asleep when they go back, Ye Yan doesn't know.

But Ye Yan slept soundly.

even dreamed of Xia He, who he hadn't seen for a long time, in a dream, and the two discussed some paid content.

So much so that when I got out of bed in the morning, I suddenly felt that the world was a little boring.

This is probably the heart of a sage.

After a simple wash, and a hasty breakfast with Liu Han in the dining area, the two went straight to the campus of Tangmen Martial Arts School.

Today is the day when the senior management of the martial arts school and the Fuso mission officially meet...... And for Ye Yan, it was also a very special day.

After all, it's about the tasks that follow.

As soon as he arrived at the gate of the martial arts school, Ye Yan saw the old banner hanging at the entrance of the martial arts school, as well as the scribbled human-shaped welcome sign.

Whether it is a banner or a stand, the handwriting on it is very concise, only one sentence.

[Warmly welcome, friends from foreign Fuso come to our school to meet friends with martial arts and "friendly" exchanges]

The banner is not only scribbled, but even the word friendly is deliberately marked with double quotation marks.

It can be seen how welcoming the students and disciples of the Tangmen Martial Arts School are to the arrival of the Fusang Mission.

At the gate of the school, Ye Yan not only saw banners and stands. There are also two Bashi brothers, who are standing in front of a pickup truck, directing some employees in work uniforms to do something.

"Brother Shan, Brother Shui, it's early."

Ye Yan waved his hand and greeted the two from afar. Hearing the voice, the two hurriedly put down what they were doing and walked towards Ye Yan quickly.

"Brother Yan, good morning."

"Brother Yan, morning."

The two brothers said hello to Ye Yan one by one. Regarding the title of the two, Ye Yan really felt a little awkward: "Brother Shanshui, no, you still call me Yezi, you are all older than me, this Brother Yan really shouts don't pinch it......"

"It's okay, let's go our separate ways."

Bashan smiled freely. In a sense, Ye Yan's strong strength is indeed the one that impressed him and convinced him.

Therefore, even if he is much older, Bashan is not rusty and very natural.

"Okay."

I didn't bother to bother with each other's appearance anymore, anyway, it sounded the same thing.

It's good that they're happy.

Ye Yan shrunk his neck awkwardly, and then his eyes fell on the employee who was unloading,

"Brother Shanshui, what are you busy doing here when you came here early in the morning?"

"Oh, isn't this group of Fuso ghosts going to live nearby all this time? So...... Brother Hao asked us to install some monitoring equipment nearby. ”

For Ye Yan, the two Ba brothers didn't mean to keep it secret, and they generously gave Ye Yan what they were doing. In their opinion, Ye Yan is not an outsider, so there is no need to hide this matter.

"It's quite thoughtful, it seems that your workload will not be small during this time."

As the person in charge of the region, Hao Yi has too much to do, otherwise it would be impossible to accompany him here all the way.

Therefore, most of the things in the contact need to be taken care of by the Bashi brothers.

Moreover, although I don't know the purpose of the Fuso Mission's sudden visit, it is definitely more than it seems on the surface, and there is nothing wrong with taking precautions in advance......

"Hey, we're just a company, where we need to move. can share some trivial work for Brother Hao, and it doesn't matter if he is tired. ”

After Bashan scattered a circle of cigarettes, he also took his hand and lit one. It is not difficult to see from the expression on his face when he swallows and the tone of his voice...... His respect for Hao Yi comes from the heart.

Ye Yan smiled, and was also going to talk about this topic, but turned his head and asked, "By the way, the Fusang Mission has arranged for someone to come over?" ”

"I've already sent someone over, and I guess if I have a while, I should be able to get here."

Although he was busy, Bashan did not forget what he had to do, and had already arranged for people to pick up the Fusang delegation staying in other hotels.

"Well, here it is."

Just as the two were talking, Ba Shui on the side suddenly suppressed his voice and exhaled softly.

Following his gaze, he saw a few people approaching from the side, two young employees of the company with a large group of employees of the Fuso Mission.

"Brother Shan, Brother Shui, we have brought all the members of the mission here."

As soon as the two sides approached, the two young employees at the front handed over the task.

"Thank you for your hard work."

Bashan Bashui on the side nodded, replied symbolically, then turned his head and greeted Kawasaki Saburo at the front of the mission.

"Mr. Kawasaki and the members of the mission, have you had breakfast, and I don't know if our local dishes are to your taste......

"Thank you for your hospitality, your kindness, we have received it."

"Although there are still some tastes that are not suitable for your place. But to quote an old saying from your country, it is called to follow the customs of the locals, and if you want to adapt to the two meals, you should be able to accept it......"

The two exchanged pleasantries. Just from the facial expressions, you can see what is going on in your heart.

However, Kawasaki Saburo's slightly swollen, somewhat reddened sausage mouth betrayed him. also made Ba Shui on the side almost couldn't hold back his laughter, which attracted the frequent attention of everyone in the Fusang mission.

Fortunately, Ye Yan opened his mouth at the right time and pulled his eyes on him, so that the embarrassing atmosphere did not continue to ferment.

I saw him raise his hand and say hello to Yuto Abeshima, who was at the front.

"Yo, Mr. Hema, Brother Abe, why are the dark circles under your eyes so heavy? Didn't you sleep well last night? The whole person looked listless. ”

As soon as these words came out, the faces of Yuto Hema and Abe Island Xiang, who were holding the long knife, changed, and the two looked at Ye Yan, with a hint of jealousy hidden in their expressions, but more embarrassed...... It's like eating a fly.

"I'm bothered Mr. Ye, we're just new to your place, and we're just a little uncomfortable."

"Yes!"

Ye Yan stretched his voice and smiled playfully,

"For your insomnia, in fact, there are many good local methods, and eating spicy food is one of them, take a few more sips of pickled peppers before going to bed to ensure that you will not have insomnia at night."

Of course, there are some drawbacks to this approach. But it's not a big problem, I still know a few very famous proctologists here, and I can introduce you to you later......"

Ye Yan's half-ridiculous and half-beaten words were also directly unbearable by Ba Shui on the side. Even Liu Han, who has a tough guy face, has a slight rise in the corners of his mouth.

"What are you laughing at, sir?"

Saburo Kawasaki was the nominal leader of the mission. But there were many things that he still didn't know, so he asked suspiciously.

"Nothing? It's just that I thought of something happy. Well...... I'm very happy. ”

Ba Shui hurriedly covered his mouth and forced a smile, and even his voice was a little slurred.

"Since there is something happy, you might as well say it and share it with everyone."

Yuto Hema's expression is not good-looking.

He is not stupid, how could he not hear that Ye Yan's words with a gun and a stick were ridiculing him, especially Ba Shui and Liu Han on the side, laughing so obviously and unscrupulously......

Hema was suppressed by his anger, and if he hadn't been in a foreign country, with his temper, he would have drawn a sword against those who dared to mock him.

He is a spirit master, ranking among the thirty-nine strongest people on the list of spirit masters in the world.

was so secretly poked and poked by a few small fans.

Even if Ye Yan doesn't have it, at least he has this qualification...... But what's going on with the other two people, they can't be so confused.

Take bean bags and not dry food?

For Hema Youren's questioning, Ba Shui seemed fearless, and even restrained his smile, and explained the reason for his sudden laughter in a serious manner.

"Lao Wang's dog next door was pregnant last night...... I wondered how many copies I needed. ”

Don't look at Ba Shui, a Shu man, who looks serious and honest, but when you pull it off, the lie is also coming out of your mouth...... The crowd was speechless for a while.

Everyone: "......"

"Okay, okay, you guys are also standing here, let's go meet everyone from the Tang Sect."

In the end, it was Bashan who opened his mouth, and he completely revealed the topic.

A group of people walked towards the interior of the Tang Sect Martial Arts School, and the surrounding Tang Sect disciples wearing school clothes looked at the Fusang Mission with resentful eyes.

There were even a few angry young people shouting for the 'Fusang Ghost' to get out of the Tangmen Martial Arts School, which also made the atmosphere even more embarrassing.

However, what is somewhat surprising is that Fusang and the others seemed very calm about these harsh words, as if they had expected it.

"It's kind of interesting."

This was beyond Ye Yan's expectations.

However, it is not a bad thing for him.

Anyway, his mission was to ensure harmony between the Tang Sect and the Fuso Mission, as long as neither of them died...... If you don't die in the country, Ye Yan actually doesn't bother to worry too much......

At the door of the martial arts school teaching building, Ye Yan saw Tang Ming, Tang Wenlong, and Tao Tao.

After a few simple greetings, Tang Ming led a huge group of people into the reception room, and after letting people make tea, he said slowly,

"Ladies and gentlemen, several masters have gone to the family mound early in the morning to worship their ancestors, please wait a while."

"Ancestor ......"

Hearing Tang Ming's words, Ye Yan on this side couldn't help but be stunned, and immediately his expression became strange.

Ba Shan on the side also nodded, translated his words slightly, and told those who didn't understand Long Chinese's dialect......

Saburo Kawasaki and Yuto Hema here didn't say anything, but Miyamoto on the side couldn't sit still.

"When guests come to the door, they don't sweep the couch to greet each other, and they still leave us aside? Is this your country? What is your hospitality? ”

Miyamoto's words were not angry, as if he had been greatly insulted and neglected.

But as soon as his words fell, the door of the reception room, which had been closed, was suddenly pushed open, followed by a neutral voice coming in,

"That may disappoint you, guest, that's a title for friendly people, for some people with bad intentions, they didn't greet them directly with a poisonous miasma, and they already counted as face."

"You should be glad that the land you are in now is a land of ceremonies. And the Tang Sect is also a sect that abides by etiquette, otherwise...... You won't be able to sit here and talk now. ”

“……”

The three figures came in in an orderly manner, namely Tang Miaoxing, Tang Qiushan, Zhang Wang, the trident of the Tang Sect, and the Dinghai Divine Needle in the martial arts school.

"Old Man Tang......"

Seeing Tang Miaoxing appear, Bashan here also hurriedly arched his hand and said hello.

As an employee of the Southwest Region, he also belongs to Hao Yi's confidant. The Ba Shi brothers are no strangers to the three old men sitting in the Tang Gate, even if the intersection points between the two sides are not very many.

"Hmmm......"

The old lion Tang Miaoxing nodded kindly to Bashan and other employees. And when Tang Qiushan and Zhang Wang behind him looked like a group of Fusang people, the hatred and disgust in their eyes couldn't be hidden.

Standing beside Miyamoto Yixin, the Fusang woman in professional clothes translated Tang Miaoxing's words to Miyamoto Yixin, which also made the young and vigorous latter instantly angry.

"What a Tang Sect, what a Tang Sect Martial Arts School, I have seen your hospitality etiquette."

As the only seedling descendant of the Ertian Dojo, he is also the nephew of the sword hero 'Miyamoto Wusan'.

Miyamoto is bent on playing small, that is, a child who is soaked in a honey pot and holds a big child in the palm of his hand, when has he been treated like this, the anger in his heart is naturally irrepressible, and he directly pushed back to Tang Miaoxing.

"Not satisfied with the old man's answer? If you're not satisfied, it's okay to hold on. Little fart boy with all the hair, where is your turn to call the shots......"

Tang Miaoxing's eyes were disdainful, and his tough tone was also, not accustomed to the other party's meaning at all.

On Fuso Island, maybe those people are afraid of the Ertian Dojo, the Miyamoto family, and the strength of the great sword master Miyamoto Gozo.

No matter how bad and unbearable Miyamoto's single-minded temperament is, he will only blindly tolerate it.

Or even laughing.

But this is the kingdom of dragons, and who will get used to you in the land of other countries?

Others are not used to it, Tang Miaoxing doesn't know about it. But...... He's not good.

"You ......"

The old lion's words choked Miyamoto's young man, who thought highly of himself, and he even wanted to pull out a knife directly to cut people, but was stopped by the side of the horse.

"Enough!"

A rebuke from Youren also made Miyamoto give up the idea of being arrogant.

If it were someone else, he could pretend not to care, to pretend not to hear.

But his senior brother, he had to listen to the words of Hema Youren.

Before he set off from Fuso Island, his uncle also specially explained that he would let Hema be disciplined by others...... With such a Shang Fang sword here, Miyamoto had to be afraid.

He gritted his teeth, but he still suppressed the indignation in his heart and sat back down, but his eyes were still staring at Tang Miaoxing.

Seeing this scene, the old lion in a long coat snorted disdainfully.

Just when he thought that the matter would end here, Hema Youren, who was standing aside with a long knife in his arms, looked at Tang Miaoxing and said slowly,

"Young people are not sensible, and there are extenuating circumstances. But at your age, shouldn't it? ”

"You're teaching me to do things?"

Tang Miaoxing's eyes froze, and he fell on Hema Youren like a blade, and his voice was very cold.

Treating the Fusang people, the old lion's tone is simply tough and scary, and the kind that is tough when they meet.

"I have long heard that the Tang Sect of Shudi in the Dragon Kingdom is famous for its organs and poisonous miasma, but I have never found a chance to see it. It just so happens that I have time today, why don't you accompany me through two tricks......"

Hema untied the long bandage wrapped around the knife, revealing the original appearance of the long gray knife.

The old lion also squinted, and his words did not give an inch, "Okay, old man, I have also seen the legendary "two days first-class" where everything is killed." ”

The two of you have a word, and I have a word.

The atmosphere in the room was also instantly pushed to the extreme.

Not to mention Bashan and Liu Han, even ordinary people who act as translators can feel the subtlety in the stiff atmosphere......

Just when the two of them were gathering momentum, their swords were tense, as if they would fight in the next second.

Sitting on the guest seat with his waist straight, Ye Yan, who was playing with the teacup with his hands, instantly narrowed his eyes.

His eyes shone with a dark glow, and his body was full of beastly danger.

As if to choose a man to devour,

"The actions of the two of you don't take me as the person in charge seriously, right?"

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