"Great, Your Highness, you are awake, the emperor is very worried about you, so the little one will go and tell Your Majesty."

After that, he didn't give the king the authority time to ask, and ran out with a smoke, shouting as he ran, "Your Highness is awake, Your Highness is awake, your Royal Highness is awake, quickly pass on the imperial doctor!" ”

Then it was lively outside, and Wang Quanquan thought to himself, as for it, is it great to wake up?

"The concubine has arrived!"

After a while, a shrill voice shouted outside.

Immediately afterwards, a group of palace maids and eunuchs hula-la-la-la rushed towards this side, and in the middle was a beautiful woman about thirty years old, wearing a golden crown, full of jewels and jade hairpins, and wearing purple and red, decorated with various ornaments.

I saw the woman hurrying towards the king, obviously coming towards him, five steps away from the king's authority, opened her hands, as if to hug him, the king's authority has always been respectful of strangers of the opposite sex, looking left and right to find a person to hide, and finally chose to hide behind the table.

This noble concubine's surname is Yang, and she is the biological mother of Wang Quanquan's body.

Yang Guifei also felt strange, didn't this kid usually pounce when he saw him, why did he hide himself this time.

Then the two staged a funny scene in front of everyone: Yang Guifei wanted to arrest His Royal Highness the Eighth Highness, and His Royal Highness hid Yang Guifei around the table, the concubine was a little embarrassed, and said: "Quan'er, let my mother take a look." ”

"Don't, just stand there and watch."

Although his current body is a twelve or thirteen-year-old child, there is a virgin man in his twenties living in it, and he is still extremely shy.

has been around for ten minutes, and the concubine was still a little angry, but now she is stunned and has no temper at all. The concubine didn't need to do any labor, plus the dozen catties on her body, not to mention the punishment, it was not much worse.

Yang Guifei finally had no choice, sat down directly at the table, poured water and drank it herself, but she couldn't give the king power, standing instead of sitting, and finally simply sat on the stool and poured water and drank it.

Yang Guifei stared at Wang Quanquan with her eyes on the other side of the table, and Wang Quanquan returned a helpless look, and the two went back and forth, until another sharp voice came again:

"The emperor has arrived!"

Wang Quanquan hated this shouting eunuch to death, just like stepping on a cat's tail, and every time he was scared.

Yang Guifei heard that the emperor was coming and hurriedly got up, Wang Quanquan also got up when she saw this, and learned the same, the emperor came up in a hurry, and it was almost in front of him after a while, Wang Quanquan saw the national leader for the first time, and saw that everyone else was saluting, and his heart was a little nervous, and his mind was a little blank, where would he salute.

Seeing that the emperor was getting closer and closer, he hurriedly looked around, and finally locked his eyes on Yang Guifei in front of him. Then he learned from Yang Guifei to give a blessing...... Right! gave a blessing, and the action was still a thief standard.

Just when he was beaming with pride, he suddenly realized that the atmosphere was wrong, everyone's expressions were very exciting, some were dumbfounded, some were holding back a smile, Yang Guifei who turned around was full of incredulity, and the emperor's face couldn't be darker.

Wang Quanquan suddenly realized that he had made a mistake and secretly scolded himself for going out without a brain.

Seeing that the atmosphere was extremely embarrassing, Wang Quanquan had a flash of inspiration in his mind, rolled his eyes, and fainted.

When the atmosphere was very awkward and he didn't know how to end, the king took it into his heart and pretended to be unconscious to avoid the troubles of this world, so that he could completely use his delirium as an excuse.

Sure enough, everyone saw that he was unconscious, and they were in a mess, fetching water, calling the imperial doctor the imperial doctor, and they could hear the emperor's scolding from time to time, and then, Wang Quanquan felt that he was hugged to the bed by a pair of warm and powerful hands.

Since his parents divorced, Wang Quanquan has not experienced this kind of warmth for a long time.

After a while, the imperial doctor rushed over, hurriedly saluted, hurriedly gave the king's authority a vein, and turned the king's eyelids from time to time, and tinkered for a long time, the more the imperial doctor looked at it, the more he scratched his head.

These eight highnesses don't seem to have any problems, unlike the qi Ruoyousi a few days ago, now the pulse can be described as alive and vigorous, no matter how you look at it, you can't see that there is any problem, but you can't tell the emperor that there is no problem, and you don't want your head anymore.

Suddenly, the imperial physician observed that Wang Quan's eyelids moved imperceptibly, and his heart immediately understood. After practicing medicine for decades, he was able to be the leader of the Tai Hospital, and he still had the real ability, and he immediately judged that the king's authority was pretending to be sick.

"Your Majesty, don't panic, Your Highness is fine, just a few stitches from the old minister."

Then observing Wang Quanquan's reaction, I saw that his eyelids fluttered even more, but he still didn't look like he was about to wake up.

The imperial physician deepened his judgment, so he continued to speak: "The place where the minister wants to prick the needle is the most painful acupuncture points in the human body, which will help His Highness stimulate his potential and wake up. ”

At this time, Wang Quanquan has begun to greet the whole family of the imperial doctor in his heart, does this old thing know that he is pretending, and deliberately came to stimulate himself, he can't let him come like this, he is old and dizzy, once he is wrong, he will not suffer in vain.

So Wang Quanquan opened his eyes leisurely, and said in a hoarse voice: "Where is this, what's wrong with me?" ”

Anyone who looks at Wang Quanquan's demeanor will feel that he is very tired, and the old lady doctor saw Wang Quanquan wake up, and he was already convinced that he was pretending to be dizzy and not breaking it.

"Your Highness is not a big problem, I can write a recipe to adjust it, and the old minister will retire first."

The imperial doctor retreated, and the emperor and Yang Guifei hurriedly surrounded him, showing concern on their faces.

Wang Quanquan hurriedly spoke: "Father, mother, the sons are fine, don't worry, I'm in good spirits now." ”

Daddy, mother?

There are generally few such titles in the palace, and the royal family has a strict hierarchy, even if it is a prince, he must be honored as his mother and father.

However, at this time, thinking that he was recovering from a serious illness, the emperor and the concubine didn't think much about it, and the concubine asked with concern: "Quan'er, is there anything uncomfortable?" ”

Wang Quanquan touched his stomach, "There is nothing uncomfortable, just a little hungry." ”

"Go and let the Imperial Dining Room make something to eat." Yang Guifei hurriedly ordered to go down.

The concubine went to Zhang Luo to eat, and the emperor came up again, and the king had the opportunity to take a closer look at the emperor, who was about forty years old, with a standard beard, and a very thoughtful appearance, and should have been quite handsome when he was young.

"Quan'er, what is one plus one?"

The first question the emperor asked was the royal authority, but because of the identity of the other party, he still answered honestly: "It is equal to two."

The emperor was visibly relieved when he heard this, "What is that two plus two?" ”

It's getting more and more excessive, and you can't take yourself for a fool? The king's power was displeased.

"Four!"

The attitude of Wang Quanquan is not as good as it was at the beginning, and it is estimated that whoever is asked two retarded questions in succession will not have a good attitude.

Who knew that the emperor was even happier, and hurriedly began to ask again:

"What is four minus two?"

。。。

A few mentally retarded questions in a row, Wang Quanquan was going crazy, this really regarded himself as mentally handicapped, Wang Quanquan's answer became more and more impatient, but he didn't expect the emperor to ask more and more excited, and he asked about addition, subtraction, multiplication and division within ten.

In the end, the royal authority came to a conclusion that it was not himself who was mentally handicapped, but the emperor was a little bit of a little bit.

The emperor is now a dragon-faced Dayue, and he was assassinated when he was five years old, causing his favorite little son in front of him to be frightened and seriously ill, and as a result, he became stupid and stupid after he got well, and until now, the addition and subtraction within ten still don't understand.

Looking at it again today, it seems that there is still salvation, and the addition and subtraction within ten can be understood, so that in the future, eating and dressing independently, shitting and rubbing your ass are not just around the corner?

Thinking of this, the emperor became more and more happy.

If the king knew that in the emperor's heart, it was a feat for him to learn to wipe his buttocks, and he probably wanted to die.