Chapter 5 From now on the king will not reign early
There is no shortage of jade pendants in the palace, and he will go to get a few pieces back from time to time to study, and jade pendants of different sizes and shapes are placed on a table. The things in the palace are naturally high-end goods, in contrast, looking at his own piece, it is no different from a stone, and he can't help but want to smash it open several times to see what it looks like.
Come to think of it, you still can't do this thing of killing chickens and taking eggs.
On this day, he locked himself in the room to study the jade pendant, and the research was not famous, so he simply kept staring, about half an hour, and suddenly his mind was in a trance, his heart moved, this had never happened before, and he really hadn't stared at the jade pendant for so long.
So Wang Quanquan came to the spirit, staring at the jade pendant more intently, and there was no change for a long time, until he was about to lose patience, and suddenly felt distracted, and the next second, Wang Quanquan seemed to be in a foggy environment, surrounded by starlight.
He tried to take a few steps forward, towards the nearest point of light, and when he came closer, he tried to reach out and touch it, and the moment he touched the point of light, he felt a force coming, and then he was pushed out, and when he came to his senses, he was back in the room.
Shaking his somewhat dizzy head, Wang Quanquan suddenly found that he had an extra book in his hand, and after looking through it carefully, he found that it was the ancient book he had lost before.
Wang Quanquan's original boring mood was swept away in an instant, and he smiled with a smile: "Hehe, in the end, my grandson was cheaper!" ”
For Wang Quan, who has already known most of the words and has asked the university, now this book can be understood, but there is still a small problem, he does know every word, but when combined together, he is confused, the language is very obscure, it seems to be similar to the "Tao Te Ching", something that can only be understood.
Wang Quanquan scratched his head helplessly, and it seemed that he still had to continue to study honestly.
The Cabinet Scholar was also puzzled, this Eighth Highness seemed to be a bit seriously ill in his eyes, or he would be absent from class for a few days in a row, and then obediently listen to the lecture after a few days, and answer questions enthusiastically, and so on.
However, on the whole, His Royal Highness has performed quite well in the past few days, not only listening to the lectures well, but also often asking questions, drawing inferences, and sometimes asking some esoteric questions.
This also led to the fact that when the emperor asked about the studies of the eighth prince, the old bachelor replied with a clear conscience: The children can be taught.
This is a bit of a mystery for the emperor, is this still his son who only pees and plays with mud all day long? He has nothing to do with the words "children can be taught".
Besides, the king's authority, he worked so hard to understand that ancient book, as long as he can cultivate, over time, when he learns something, he is not afraid of any open guns and hidden arrows, and he will live a few hundred years old and enjoy all the glory and wealth, isn't it beautiful?
He doesn't have too high pursuits, he doesn't pursue the highest realm of cultivation, and his cultivation is just to be able to sit back and relax.
In this way, he studied honestly for more than a month, from time to time when asking questions, mixed with some passages from ancient books, although the teacher was often confused by the question, but still patiently answered, and finally after more than a month of unremitting efforts, he finally understood most of the content of the ancient books.
Since then, Wang Zhiquan has begun the journey of cultivating immortals from scratch.
The first step in cultivation is to practice qi, also known as condensation, to absorb the aura of heaven and earth by itself, condensing qi to cooperate with posture, mental method, mantra, all three are indispensable, and mental method must not only be able to read, but also need to understand, otherwise there is a slight deviation, go crazy, fake stupid become real stupid is possible.
With the help of the scholars, Wang Quanquan had successfully understood the mantra of condensing qi, so he sat cross-legged in the room, pinched the mantra with his fingers, put his tongue on the roof of his mouth, and began to breathe regularly.
At first, he didn't feel anything special, but after about a quarter of an hour, he gradually felt a trace of cool breath entering his body, and after swimming around his body, he returned to the dantian.
Wang Quanquan immediately came to his senses, and just made some progress, and he unconsciously got up again: what is his future Taoist name, what kind of Taoist companion do you want to find, and how to pretend to be forced to slap other people's faces in the future...... is another drama series of cultivating immortals.
After the excitement, Wang Quanquan, who had calmed down, began to cultivate seriously, and as the cool air entered his body, he felt that his whole body was comfortable and transparent, and his limbs and bones were slowly warmed up.
In this way, he had been cultivating for nearly two hours, and at this time, the little eunuch knocked on the door outside the house:
"Master, the emperor summoned you by decree."
Wang Quanquan was originally elated, but after hearing this, he instantly lost his mood.
There must be nothing good, I thought I was a fool when I met before, and I didn't care about him for more than a month, and I don't know what to do this time.
Sure enough, when Wang Quanquan came to the Heart Cultivation Palace, he found that many people had gathered.
There are Yang Guifei, the queen, and several princes and princesses, and the emperor is sitting in the center at this time, looking at the royal authority with a smile, obviously in a good mood. Wang Quanquan glanced around and found that his teacher, the Cabinet Scholar, was also present.
Finished!
The royal authority knew what was going on right away.
"Why did you forget this stubble, although he is a fool now, but the emperor will still ask about his own learning, in case this old man shakes out his learning status, won't his foolish personality collapse? How will the people in this palace see themselves in the future, how will these princes who are commensurate with bright-faced brothers and stab in the back deal with themselves, not to mention those guys who don't show their heads in secret. ”
The king's mind was running fast, and he secretly said that he still missed a step.
"I heard that you have been working hard lately and have made a lot of progress in your studies?"
Sure enough, the emperor didn't give him a way to live, and Wang Quanquan couldn't help but scold his mother in his heart. This emperor Lao Tzu pushed himself to a dead end, is he his own son, doesn't this make it clear that he is pitting himself, I really doubt how his throne came about, could it be that his brothers are all better than him?
Although there are no less than dozens of sentences in the belly, the royal authority is not flustered, as a modern person, his brain turns casually, it is a bad move to give birth to a son without an asshole, and he hurriedly waved his hand when he heard it.
"No, no, it's all taught by the teacher."
"Okay, then I ask you, what is the next sentence of 'the beginning of man'?"
"Returning to his father, it is 'good nature'."
The emperor was very satisfied when he heard this, stroked his beard happily, and continued to ask with a smile: "This, Quan'er, I heard that you have been studying ancient poems recently, can you recite a few sentences?" ”
As soon as he said this, the king's authority instantly came to the spirit. Poetry? This is too good, I have to give you a whole spirit today.
So he raised his head and raised his chest and said loudly: "The son will first recite a passage of "Will Go In" to his father. ”
"Will you go in?" The emperor raised his eyebrows, he had heard of "Will Enter the Wine", but he had never heard of it, but he saw that the king's authority was in high spirits, so he did not interrupt.
"You don't see, the water cave of the Yellow River comes down, and it doesn't come back."
The emperor, who was originally smiling, instantly froze his face, what is this, it sounds like that, but it feels like something is wrong.
Wang Quanquan didn't care about the emperor's face at all, and continued to recite without knowing whether he was alive or dead: "Life is different, you must be happy..."
The more the emperor smashed it, the more he felt that something was wrong, how could this fucking sound so like a crooked poem.
The emperor's face was ugly, and what was even more ugly was the face of the old bachelor, I saw that he was already blue at this time, and there was a faint bad feeling in his heart, he didn't teach him this, how did he figure it out?
"Presumptuous!" Emperor Long Yan was furious, and it was only now that he realized that this was clearly an obscene poem, and it was extremely unbearable.
At this time, looking at the faces of everyone present, those who understood were either blushing, or holding back a smile, or showing a good show, but those who didn't understand were inexplicable, and even wanted to ask the older people around them.
In front of the public, reciting obscene poems in front of the emperor, throughout the ages, the royal authority was the first to do so.
"Who taught you this?"
The emperor seemed to be asking about the king's authority, but his eyes looked at the bachelor on the side, and the university scholar felt a chill down his spine, and suddenly fell to his knees: "Your Majesty forgives your sins, Your Majesty forgives your sins." ”
Then he pounded garlic and rumbled the ground.
In order to make his fool's character, Wang Quanquan looked at the roof and said casually: "A few days ago, I accidentally found a book of poetry in the palace, and the ministers felt that the words in it were beautiful, so they chose one or two to memorize it, and there were others." ”
"Anything else?!"
The emperor held back his anger, he did not say this to ask, but to be surprised, but he never thought that the king's authority had climbed up the pole
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said a lot in one breath, but there was only one core that could not be separated from - from then on, the king did not come to court early, the emperor's face was already green, and every time the king said a word, the emperor trembled, and the old bachelor was already paralyzed on the ground......
Afterwards, Wang Quanquan hummed a small song, and walked out of the Palace of Nourishing Heart as if nothing happened, ignoring the roar coming from behind him, the emperor had a big temper in the Palace of Nourishing Heart, and it was said that the next morning did not go to the court, and it really responded to those crooked poems of Wang Quanquan.
The university scholar was more miserable, so he had to resign in advance and return to his hometown.
Wang Quanquan still has some conscience, and always feels sorry for this old man who has taught him for more than a month, before he left, he instructed the little eunuch to give this teacher all the money he had saved, although the amount is not much, but it is enough to open a private school in the countryside to teach, and the university scholar has also achieved his life goal by mistake.