Chapter 8: Sludge

In his spare time, he remembered that he still had a son, and called the three teachers of the Eighth Emperor to understand the situation, and the answer he got was very uniform: rotten wood cannot be carved.

Of course, the other two teachers didn't dare to blatantly say that no matter how they were, they were also royal heirs, and there was a difference between dignity and inferiority.

These words came from the mouth of Liu Gelao, a veteran of the two dynasties and the emperor's mentor. The old gentleman was notoriously stern, and the emperor was not less beaten when he was young.

Not only that, Liu Jianbai is also famous. Whoever doesn't want to do it well will be scolded directly, even in the face of the supreme emperor.

When the emperor first ascended the throne, he was not familiar with his business ability, and every time he made a coma, this old gentleman would first fold the official uniform upright, and put it respectfully on the emperor's dragon case together with the black yarn. Then he scolded him with a scolding face, and there was a posture that you cut me, but this situation has not occurred for more than ten years.

Today, when the emperor asked about His Royal Highness's studies, Liu Ge Lao made an exception. I saw that he silently took off the black yarn, and it was not enough to take off the black yarn, the veteran of the two dynasties began to unbutton his official uniform in front of His Majesty the Emperor.

Seeing this, the other two bachelors retreated very interestingly, the old gentleman is going to scold again......

"I'm embarrassed to ask, the old man originally thought that His Majesty was the stupidest one I had ever taught, but when I met His Royal Highness, I knew what it meant that oil and salt didn't enter, and the mud couldn't support the wall!"

The dynasty has always respected the way of respecting teachers, and so has the royal family. Even if this Liu Ge elder pointed at the emperor's nose and scolded, the emperor could only laugh honestly.

The emperor was scolded by Liu Ge for half an hour, and when the old gentleman left, he still looked angry.

This head is angry, so he naturally has to make up for it from the culprit. The emperor came today to take the opportunity to reprimand the eighth prince, but he didn't expect to overhear the words of the king's authority and power worrying about the country and the people outside the wall, and he was really shocked.

The emperor was interested, and wanted to hear what else he could say unexpectedly, but he didn't think that the king's authority could not say two good words, and his next words were like a basin of cold water, which gave the emperor a deep chill.

"Made's hungry! Haruko, go get me something to eat. Your Highness is going to eat roasted whole sheep tonight, remember to prepare more spices. ”

Wang Quanquan patted his stomach and ordered, it was not that Wang Quanquan was heartless, he had already learned from Xiao Chunzi earlier that this year's grain harvest was excellent, there were no natural and man-made disasters, and the people would not be displaced and frozen to death on the streets as in previous years.

So after I lost the burden, I couldn't help but have a great appetite.

It's just that he didn't know that these words were all heard by the emperor outside the wall. The emperor hated it so much at this time, this unscrupulous son, he finally thought about the people once, but you still want to be hungry? When you open your mouth, you want to roast a whole sheep, is the state affair like this?

The emperor walked into the courtyard with a gloomy face, and the royal authority who was about to return to the house heard footsteps behind him, and turned around to see that the person who came was not his cheap father, and looking at his face, it must be that the person who came was not good.

Wang Quanquan immediately smiled all over his face: "Yo! Isn't this my father, I haven't seen him for a few days, come in and sit down, my son wants to die of my father, Xiaochunzi, watch tea! ”

When the emperor heard this, the corners of his eyes couldn't help twitching, where did this rabbit cub learn such a set, it was exactly the same as the words of those brothel bustards in the capital who usually solicited guests, and even the tone and expression were vividly restored.

Don't ask the emperor how he knows, if you ask, you've been there.

"Why hasn't my father come in, is there anything dissatisfied with his son?"

The emperor held back his anger, and he couldn't find fault with him for a bustard's angry words, so he would be exposed, so he didn't talk nonsense, and walked towards the back room.

"I've heard from your three teachers, you've been working hard lately......"

The emperor deliberately accentuated the tone of the word hard work.

Hit the books? Wang Quanquan himself still doesn't know what he looks like, which teacher hasn't been glared at by his angry beard. Especially the veteran of the two dynasties, he bluntly said that he couldn't support the wall in the mud, and they would say a good word about himself?

But Wang Quanquan still shamelessly put on an embarrassed look, and said shyly: "It's not that good, it's all influenced by my father." ”

"You!"

Even though he has been the emperor for more than ten years, his qi cultivation kung fu is first-class, but he is still broken by the king's authority. The emperor didn't bother to talk nonsense with him, I really don't know if he was really stupid or pretending to be stupid, and he was doing it against himself everywhere.

The emperor walked around the room of the king's authority, and when he walked to the bookshelf, he paused, and then took out a book of the three-character scripture from the bookshelf, opened it and checked it, and asked without looking back: "Have you memorized all the three-character scriptures?" ”

"No, I'm a fool, I don't have a good brain, I can't remember."

This rebel!

The fire that the emperor had just suppressed suddenly rose to the ground.

Knowing that he was stupid, not only did he not encourage himself and practice hard, but he used it as a shield and died lying down, which was really muddy and couldn't support the wall.

Xiao Chunzi and another old eunuch were trembling with fright beside them, thinking that this little ancestor should stop adding to the fire, seeing that His Majesty's fire was about to set the bookshelf on fire, how could His Royal Highness still drink tea there as if nothing happened.

The Emperor silently flipped through the books one by the shelf, never asking any more humiliating questions.

After reading seven or eight books, the emperor closed the book and put it back in place, and said lightly: "That's all for today." ”

Wang Quanquan was overjoyed, great, he was finally leaving.

Unexpectedly, the emperor's next sentence poured the king's authority into his heart.

"Tell the queen, today I will eat roast whole sheep at the Eighth Prince's place, and I will not go back."

"That's not good, father, I'll let the imperial dining room make a roasted whole sheep, if you want to eat more!" Wang Quanquan hurriedly said.

"Can you eat a whole roast lamb?"

"Back to my father, I have no appetite today, and I usually eat two."

……

The emperor finally knew why the expenses in the palace had increased sharply recently, and the co-authors were all eaten by this kid, why did he give birth to such a rice bucket, except for being able to cook, he couldn't do anything.

This can't be blamed entirely on the king's authority, since he started cultivating, his appetite has increased day by day. It is said that immortals don't eat fireworks in the world, how can they be hungry when they don't eat this meal. The loss is that he was born in the royal family, and if he was born in an ordinary people's family, the harvest in a year may not be enough for him to make in three days.

"Forget it, I'll eat less today and let you have a leg of mutton."

After the atmosphere was cold for a few minutes, Wang Quanquan reluctantly made a concession.

Xiao Chunzi and another old eunuch saw that the atmosphere was finally normal, and hurriedly went down to make arrangements, and after coming out, the two found that their backs had already been wet with sweat. In the cold wind of this cold winter wax moon, they invariably had a cold war, the two looked at each other, showed a wry smile, and their inner thoughts were surprisingly unified.

Survived!

Not long after, a fire was set up in the courtyard of His Royal Highness the Eighth, on which a whole fat sheep was roasted, and there was a chef next to him who was responsible for cutting meat, and from time to time there were palace maids and eunuchs who brought the roasted mutton into the house.

The small courtyard, which was originally deserted, is particularly lively today.