Chapter 140: If I've ever been to heaven, it's Barbie Q
"Hahaha!"
These words amused Luo Qiqi.
"Ding~~~"
The class bell rang, and Luo Qiqi hurriedly ate all the remaining bites of cake.
As soon as I finished eating the cake, Mr. Jack came with the textbook.
Jack walked up to the podium and said with a smile, "Kids! Teacher Jack asks you, where do you want to go the most! ”
The children began to think about it seriously, and it didn't take long for someone to speak up.
"Teacher, I want to go to country F!"
"Teacher! I want to go to the moon! ”
"Teacher! I want to go to the sun! ”
"Teacher! I want to go to a psychiatric hospital! ”
As soon as these words came out, everyone looked at this classmate who said that he was mentally ill.
The class fell silent and silent.
It took a while for Jack to ask, "Yoon-san, why do you want to go to mental illness!" ”
Zhang Yuntong heard the teacher's question and stood up from his position, "Teacher, because my mother was sent to a mental hospital by my father yesterday, I want to go and see my mother!" ”
As soon as these words came out, everyone's eyes looked at Zhang Yuntong with sympathy.
Although they are still young, they have also seen on TV what a mental hospital is.
Jack's head instantly made up a big scene of the junior and the male protagonist mutilating the original partner.
"That's... Yuntong-san, your mother may only be sick temporarily, and after a while, she will naturally go home. ”
Jack could only be comforted like this.
"Eun!"
The little guy nodded, "That's what my dad and Aunt Su said the same." ”
Aunt Sue!
Sure enough, it was the bear's eight o'clock stall.
Jack is so like!
He made a gesture to sit down and continued, "Alright! Wherever you want to go, pick up your paintbrush and draw it! ”
"Yes! Mr. Jack! ”
After the children replied in unison, they opened their pencil cases and began to draw.
Jack sat down as well, ready to draw a picture as well.
What to draw?
He really didn't think about what to draw for a while, so he reached out and took out a small biscuit from his trouser pocket, and when he found that he was not seen by the children, he put the biscuit in his mouth, chewed and swallowed it as if he was enjoying it.
After eating the cookies, Jack seemed to have a sudden inspiration, picked up a paintbrush and began to paint.
Ten minutes later, Jack put down his pen, and a large flower catching butterflies appeared on the drawing paper.
If Big Flower was there, he would definitely roll his eyes at Jack, because Big Flower wouldn't do the stupid thing of catching butterflies.
One glance at his own drawing, Jack wanted to see how the other children were drawing! As soon as I looked up, I saw Luo Qiqi in a daze with his hands supporting his head.
Putting down the pen in his hand, Jack walked over to see how the little one was drawing!
It turned out that the little guy was blank on the paper.
"Little Qiqi, why don't you paint yet!"
Luo Qiqi came back to his senses, looked up at Jack, and replied in a faint voice: "Teacher, I haven't been to heaven, I'm thinking about what color heaven is." Teacher! Have you ever been to heaven? ”
Jack: "......"
If I've ever been to heaven, it's Barbie Q.
"Of course the teacher hasn't been, that.... Seventy-seven! Can you go somewhere else? ”
Jack said with a smile.
"Oh oh oh!"
Luo Qiqi nodded obediently, "Then go to the underworld!" ”
Jack almost didn't stand still, and knelt directly.
What's going on in this kid's head?
It's not heaven, it's hell!
It's all a deadly place.
"That Qiqi, the teacher doesn't know what the underworld looks like!"
Jack hastened to make a statement.
The little guy smiled, "Teacher Jack doesn't know, but Qiqi does!"
Jack: I believe you're a ghost.
The little guy knew at a glance that he didn't believe it, and said with a serious face: "Teacher Jack, Qiqi didn't lie to you!" Granny Meng in the underworld is good, there are Uncle Bai and Uncle Hei, and ....."
Luo Qiqi crossed her fingers and began to count the friends she knew.
Jack listened to the black lines all over his head, and he didn't want to say that she was a liar, but said very tactfully: "That... Qiqi, ah,It's better to watch less adult animations in the future.,Children still have to watch more children's animations that children watch.,For example,Jingle Cat,The Little Prince,A little mole or something.。 ”
After speaking, he turned around and left.
I can't talk about it this day, so I'd better go back and continue to draw cats!
Jack doesn't believe it, but someone does!
He Junjun stretched his head over and asked in a low voice, "Qiqi, you have really seen Granny Meng!" ”
"Uh-huh!"
Luo Qiqi nodded, "Just last month, I still saw her?" ”
"Wow~~ That's amazing! Junjun also wants to meet Granny Meng. ”
He Junjun looked envious.
Luo Qiqi continued to nod, "Yes!" The next time Qiqi sees Granny Meng, I must let Granny Meng go to see you. ”
"Uh-huh~~~"
He Junjun nodded happily.
Jack, who hadn't taken a few steps yet, heard this conversation, accidentally tripped over his left foot and fell on his right foot, and then fell into the mud with a bang.
"Teacher Jack!"
A few classmates got up from their positions and came over to help Jack.
"Phew!"
Jack spat out the sand from his mouth, reached out to cover his nose, and the tears couldn't stop flowing out.
After getting up from the ground, he said with difficulty, "You continue to paint, and the teacher will go to the infirmary." ”
Turning around and covering his nose, he ran out of the classroom.
Dahua witnessed everything outside, and the corners of his eyes jumped, and it was a big wonder that such a big person was able to trip over himself.
Luo Qiqi was just about to return to his seat when he saw a drop of blood on the ground.
Not good!
Mr. Jack seems to have fallen a bit badly.
Out of concern for the teacher, Luo Qiqi also rushed out of the classroom to chase Jack, and Dahua saw Luo Qiqi running away and hurriedly followed.
When He Junjun saw Luo Qiqi go out, he also rushed out of the classroom, and several children who had a good relationship with He Junjun also followed.
Not long after Luo Qiqi rushed out of the classroom, he heard a scream, and when he rushed over, he found that Teacher Jack had rolled down the stairs to the bottom of the first floor.
She hurried to the bottom of the stairs, but before she could get below, a gust of wind blew and the leaves rattled.
And then.....
"Bang!"
A flower pot fell from above.
"Teacher Jack, be careful!"
Luo Qiqi screamed, but it was still too late, as soon as Jack raised his head, the flower pot hit his forehead directly, and his eyes fainted directly.
This sudden change scared He Junjun and his party who followed behind them stupidly on the spot.
Pedal Pedal Ped Luo Qiqi finally arrived downstairs and reached out to help Jack on the ground.
Dahua said: "Qiqi, let Junjun not stand there stupidly, hurry up and call other teachers!" ”
"Oh oh oh!"
Only then did Luo Qiqi raise his head and shouted at He Junjun and the others, "Junjun, you should hurry up and call other teachers." ”
He Junjun finally came back to his senses, "Got it!" I'll go right away. ”
turned around and explained a few words to a few classmates, and a few people scattered to find someone.
Seeing He Junjun and them leaving home, Luo Qiqi used his strength to help Jack sit up.
"Whoa!"
A couple of small cookies fell out of Jack's pants pocket.
Luo Qiqi and Dahua looked at it and immediately understood something.