"Teacher Chen Fan, excuse me."

"You are?"

"Teacher Chen Fan, I am the owner of the nearby Datang Teahouse, and my surname is Ye, and I have always paid attention to you before. In recent days, though, I've seen you seem like you're out telling a story. ”

"Hehe, Boss Ye, do you want to invite me to your teahouse to tell a story?"

After the third issue of Wu Zetian's story was told, Chen Fan was preparing to leave.

At this time, a businessman named Ye Peng walked over.

"Haha, Teacher Chen Fan is really amazing...... Truly. You see it's hot outside, and after talking for a long time, my throat is dry...... Why don't you come to my store, I will make you tea, turn on the air conditioner, and you will sit in the middle of our teahouse, so that our teahouse will have one more point to see, and it will be more convenient for you to tell the story, do you see? ”

"That's a good idea."

Chen Fan nodded.

All the gentlemen who used to tell stories were also in the teahouse or something.

"But ......"

Looking at Ye Peng, Chen Fan smiled and groaned.

Ye Peng was very good: "Teacher Chen Fan, as long as you are willing to come, I can pay you 10,000 yuan per day for tea." ”

"10,000, Boss Ye, you are very generous."

"Teacher Chen Fan smiled, your identity, if I give less, don't I look down on you. Besides, we can't do business at a loss. With your fame, you can not only drive the business of our tea house, but also increase the reputation of our tea house. On the one hand, it's to get business for us, and on the other hand, it's to advertise for us, and I'll give you 10,000 yuan a day, and to be honest, I can make money. ”

"Boss Ye, yes, he's a cheerful person."

Chen Fan likes to deal with such cheerful people: "Okay, I can go to your teahouse." However, I don't always have time to go to your teahouse. I mainly like to see the scenery, the night view of Datang Sleepless City is very beautiful, I may spend more time outside, and I will also go to various places in Xi'an in the future. If you're really thirsty and tired, why don't you go to your store for tea, tell stories, and see what you want? ”

"I listen to you, Mr. Chen Fan, when will you come, and when will we prepare tea. Of course, it's best to say hello to us when you come, and we'll give you the word to spread the word. Of course, we can also prepare for it on our own side. ”

"Okay, then, tomorrow at 6 o'clock in the afternoon, I'll go to your teahouse."

"Great, Teacher Chen Fan, I'll go back and prepare, welcome your arrival."

……

"Brothers, you say, Wu Meiniang is really so ruthless?"

"What Wu Meiniang, I didn't see that Teacher Chen Fan has changed his name now, he should be called Empress Wu, and she is the queen."

"Okay, good, Empress Wu...... But the Empress Wu is also a woman, can she do it? ”

Actually, it's hard to say, compared to men, women are indeed more weak. However, when the power in her hands reaches a certain point, when she wants to control the court, then she may be ruthless. ”

"Actually, I have some feelings, as if there is really Wu Meiniang in history."

"Why, do you have proof?"

"Nope."

"You don't say it."

"I'm just guessing, the main thing is that Mr. Chen Fan is too true. It is so real that he has a reasonable explanation for every historical event. However, I also have some headaches. ”

"Where's the headache."

According to Teacher Chen Fan, Wu Meiniang is not too arrogant. Even if she wanted to control the government, she didn't need to come up with a Second Saint Dynasty. ”

"I also think that it is better to learn from some other queen mothers, who are behind the scenes, but they can also be in charge of the government."

……

Next.

At 6 o'clock in the afternoon, Chen Fan came to the Datang Restaurant when he was ready.

At this time.

The entire restaurant was already full, and when they saw Chen Fan coming, all the customers shouted: "Teacher Chen Fan, you are really here." ”

"I thought the boss lied to us."

"It's better to be here, it's not so hot, Teacher Chen Fan, please come here."

Seeing everyone, Chen Fan also greeted everyone.

Then he stepped forward and asked, "How do you charge for the tea here?" ”

The customer said: "A cup of tea is 99 yuan, although it is a little expensive, but you are in ...... with Mr. Chen Fan Don't say it's 99 yuan, I'm willing to pay 999 yuan. ”

"Hahaha......"

This made everyone laugh.

999 yuan is a joke.

Everyone can still afford 99 yuan.

After all, the friends who come here are all tourists, and now it's 6 p.m., and it's time to eat, drink, and rest.

"Since everyone is so face-saving, I will tell you a few more stories today."

The teahouse is indeed better at storytelling than the outside.

One is that the temperature here is just right, neither hot nor cold.

The other is that it's not so noisy here, it's quieter, and you don't need to raise your voice all the time. Gu Wei

In the first few issues, I talked outside, and Chen Fan's voice was a little dry.

At this time, when Chen Fan spoke, everyone didn't make a sound, and completely handed it over to Chen Fan.

Another.

The tea here is indeed ok.

Chen Fan took a sip of tea, moistened his throat, and then said: "I said before that Yuan Tiangang, a generation of heavenly masters, once showed the Empress Wu, that is, Wu Meiniang. said that if she were a woman, it would be unspeakably expensive and she could become the lord of the world. Now, his prediction was accurate. In fact, Yuan Tiangang was a famous scholar at that time, because his physiognomy was too accurate, so he was also summoned into the palace by Tang Taizong at that time and served as the volcano order. ”

"Here, let me introduce you again, he has an uncle, and this uncle is called Yuan Shoucheng. This Yuan Shoucheng's physiognomy is even more powerful than Yuan Tiangang. It is said that he can know yin and yang, and determine life and death. At that time, there was a fisherman, and every time he went fishing, he would go to Yuan Shoucheng to calculate where he was best fishing. After listening to Yuan Shoucheng's guidance, every time this fisherman returned with a full load. But this angered the Dragon King of Jinghe at that time, saying that he instructed mortals, causing them to lose many descendants of Jinghe. For this reason, the Dragon King of Jinghe incarnated as a scholar in white and came to the streets of Chang'an to settle accounts with Yuan Shoucheng. ”

"Originally, the Dragon King of Jinghe wanted to tear down Yuan Shoucheng's signboard, but Chang'an is at the feet of the Son of Heaven and can't mess around. In order to find a reason, the Dragon King of Jinghe asked Yuan Shoucheng to help him calculate a hexagram. Do you know when it will rain tomorrow and how much it will rain, he asked? Yuan Shoucheng made a calculation and said after the calculation. Tomorrow there will be clouds at the hour, thunder at the hour, rain at noon, and enough rain at the time, and a total of three feet three inches and forty-eight points of water. ”

The Dragon King of Jinghe laughed and said, If you calculate correctly, I will give you 50 taels of gold tomorrow, but if you miscalculate, then I will tear down your signboard tomorrow and drive you out of Chang'an City. Yuan Shoucheng nodded and agreed. ”

This story is the same as Wu Meiniang, but it just started to tell it, and it immediately attracted everyone's interest.

This is mainly because this story is novel, and everyone sounds very fresh.

The other is a great sense of substitution.

Because Chang'an at that time was now Xi'an.

At that time, the streets of Chang'an were now the streets of Xi'an.

After going back, the Jinghe Dragon King was overjoyed and said, this fortune-telling old man thinks he is powerful, but what you don't know is that Xingyun Buyu was done by some of our dragon kings, can you still calculate accurately? But as soon as he finished speaking, at this time, a decree came from the heavenly court, ordering him to rain in Chang'an tomorrow, and the amount of rain he received was exactly the same as that calculated by Yuan Shoucheng at that time. The Dragon King of Jinghe was shocked, how could there be such a capable person in this world? But he has a strong temperament and refuses to admit defeat. So the next day, the Dragon King of Jinghe privately deducted the points of rain and changed the time of rainfall. ”

After the rain, the Dragon King of Jinghe turned into a human form again, came to Yuan Shoucheng's booth, and said. You say that there are clouds in the hour today, but now there are clouds in the morning. You say thunder at the right time, but it's noon now. You say it rains at noon, but it's not raining all the time. You said that it rained enough to get a total of 3 feet 3 inches and 480 points, but now it is a rain foot in the future, and you have a total of 3 feet 048 points. This is clearly a reduction of an hour, and the rain is three feet less. After speaking, the Dragon King of Jinghe smashed Yuan Shoucheng's stall to pieces, and asked Yuan Shoucheng to get out of Chang'an immediately. ”

But Yuan Shoucheng watched there quietly, didn't stop it or make trouble, but said with a smile, you smashed my stall It's a small matter, but you broke the rules of heaven but it's a big matter. I know you, you are not a scholar in white, you are the Dragon King of Jinghe. You have changed the time and size of the rain without permission, and you have violated the rules of heaven, and I am afraid that you will be stabbed tomorrow. The Dragon King of Jinghe panicked when he arrived at this time, and hurriedly knelt down to worship Yuan Shoucheng and asked him how to save him. Yuan Shoucheng said, it's useless for you to beg me. Tomorrow you will be beheaded by Wei Zheng, the prime minister of the Tang Dynasty, if you go to the Tang King to ask for a favor at this time, maybe there will be a way to live. ”

The story just got better.

Everyone's eyes didn't blink, and they listened carefully to the story told by Chen Fan.

Of course.

Although Chen Fan was telling a story in a teahouse, Chen Fan also opened the live broadcast.

He can't just because he came to the teahouse, then some other netizens won't have stories to listen to.

A group of netizens didn't post a word at this time.

When had they ever heard such a story...... It feels like listening to a book from the sky.

Chen Fan continued: "After the Dragon King of Jinghe thanked Yuan Shoucheng, he sneaked into the palace on the same day, until the time of the son, after Li Shimin, the king of Tang, fell asleep. The Dragon King of Jinghe sneaked into King Tang's dream and shouted loudly, Your Majesty, help me. Li Shimin was shocked and asked, who are you? The Dragon King of Jinghe said, I am the Dragon King of Jinghe, Your Majesty is a real dragon, and your minister is a karmic dragon. Because the minister violated the rules of heaven, he was about to be beheaded by His Majesty's Prime Minister Wei Zheng, so he came to ask His Majesty for help. King Tang saw that the Dragon King kept begging him, so he agreed. ”

The next day, King Tang woke up from his sleep, thinking about yesterday's dream. So I thought, tomorrow I just need to call Wei Zheng to my side and not let him leave, then I can save the Dragon King. Immediately, after retiring from the dynasty that day, the king of Tang called Wei Zheng to his side and chatted with him about his parents. When we talked about it, I saw that Wei Zheng was a little restless. The king of Tang sent someone to bring up the chessboard again, and wanted to play chess with Wei Zheng. Tang Wang deliberately stalled for time and lowered his head from time to time to think. But when King Tang fell again, he found that Wei Zheng was asleep. At this time, King Tang smiled and did not disturb Wei Zheng. However, when noon passed, a dragon head suddenly fell to the feet of King Tang. The dragon head kept staring at King Tang with his eyes open, and at this time, Wei Zheng also woke up in time. Then he knelt on the ground and said, the minister deserves to die, just now the minister beheaded the Dragon King of Jinghe in his sleep......"

End of story.

Countless flowers and small gifts in the entire live broadcast room were instantly brushed up.

At the same time.

The entire teahouse also stood up and applauded loudly.

"Kill the dragon king in your sleep."

"Tang Wang, Wei Zheng, Chang'an...... Well said, with feeling. ”

"Teacher Chen Fan, I can't wait to reward you on the spot."

Don't say it.

There were really a group of tea guests who got up to give Chen Fan a reward.

"Teacher Chen Fan, a small reward is not a tribute."

"Well, that's not good."

"It's okay, it's okay, Mr. Chen Fan, Mr. Gu also needs to be rewarded."

"That ......"

Chen Fan had some hesitation.

Although he asked everyone to brush small gifts from time to time during the live broadcast.

But in fact, it doesn't feel good to say this during the live broadcast.

Swiping small gifts are all data, and it doesn't look like money.

But the real reality is to reward with RMB, and this is the first time for Chen Fan.

This makes it not good for Chen Fan to pick up, and it's not good not to pick up.

I'm a little embarrassed.

Don't answer ...... That's not your personality at all.

But.

Ye Peng on the side is a clever person.

Seeing that Chen Fan didn't speak, he quickly ordered the staff to put it away for Chen Fan.

Chen Fan sighed secretly, this Boss Ye is really clever.

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