Chapter 345: Then you guys are not on TV
"This...."
"Grandma... Have you eaten? I'm so hungry! ”
A voice interrupted the conversation, and the two turned to look over to see a little boy with a muddy face running in from outside.
The little boy was followed by a little girl with a bucket in her bare feet.
The little boy and the little girl were only five or six years old, and when they saw strangers in the yard, instead of being afraid, they ran towards Xiao Qiqi and them.
But before the people could get closer, a woman came out of the kitchen.
"You two little bunnies, why are you so dirty!"
Liu Xiaohe yelled at the two little guys with an angry face, and the loud voice reached the hall.
Dong Mao smiled a little embarrassedly, "That... It should be my grandson and granddaughter who are back, I.... I'll go out and take a look. ”
The old man was worried that his grandchildren would be beaten by his eldest daughter-in-law, so he walked out of the hall uneasily, and Jian Mingchong and Zhang Muqing followed out curiously.
As soon as I went out, I saw a woman running around the yard with a whip chasing two children, which really stunned the Jane family.
"Xiao Zhanguoguo, the two of them are running so fast!"
Xiao Qiqi commented aloud.
"No matter how fast you run, it's useless, and you'll still be beaten by their mother in the end."
Xue Zhan said the latter result.
Sure enough, after a while, the two little guys were stiffly whipped on their calves and stomachs.
Xue Zhan raised his chin, "See!" If an adult wants to hit a child, no matter how fast he runs, the final result will still fall on the adult.
My uncle is like this, and my grandfather has countless ways to get him to come back obediently and be beaten. ”
"It seems that it is really like this, my uncle makes a mistake, and my grandfather can catch him."
The little guy nodded in agreement and the little head,
"That's it! All right! Just give a few lessons, don't break the child. ”
Dong Mao went over and protected the child behind him.
"Daddy! You can't! ”
Liu Xiaohe pointed to the small bucket next to him, "They disobeyed and went to play in the river again, and several babies have recently drowned in the river, what if... Hey..."
Speaking of which, Liu Xiaohe glared at the two children again, dropped the whip in his hand and went back to the kitchen.
Dong Wang walked over, "I haven't come back for just a week, why are I dead again!" ”
"Hey~~"
Dong Mao sighed, "That place is very evil, and it is really evil to die four children in a week!" ”
"Where is the river! Can you take Qiqi to see it? ”
The little one didn't know when, but it had already arrived at their side.
"No, no, no, that place is not for children."
Dong Mao shook his head, reached out and patted his granddaughter on the shoulder, with a warning in his voice: "Remember, I won't go there in the future!" Next time I go to grandpa and beat you too. ”
"Yes! Grandfather! ”
The two little ones nodded obediently.
"Grandpa Dong, Qiqi is not an ordinary child, Qiqi can be a heavenly master who specializes in catching ghosts."
The little guy raised his chin arrogantly, and his little hand slapped his chest with a thumping sound.
"And me! I'm also good at catching ghosts. ”
Xue Zhan also spoke up.
Since the last time he spent the night in the morgue, his courage has also been practiced.
"Hehe~~"
Dong Mao smiled politely, "Let's talk about it after eating!" ”
"Brother Dong! My granddaughter, what they said is true, not kidding you. ”
Jian Mingchong spoke out with a serious face.
"Yes, yes, yes! There are so many lives in this river, so let my granddaughter and them go and see it! ”
Zhang Muqing echoed along.
Dong Mao and Dong Wang saw that they were not writers, and they both looked at Xiao Qiqi and Xue Zhan with shocked faces.
"Grandpa, uncle, what is a heavenly master!"
Dong Miao asked out loud with a confused expression.
"It's a good person who sculpts demons!"
The little guy was the first to reply.
"Wow~~ What a great look!"
Dong Miao grew up in astonishment, "Then are you going to change seventy-two like what you staged on TV!" ”
Hearing this, the little guy was full of black lines, but he still explained out loud: "The little sister is a seven-seven person, not a monkey!" And Qiqi learned the Tao Law, not the Immortal Law, how could it be seventy-two changes! ”
"Oh! ~That's not very powerful! ”
Dong Miao pursed her lips in some disappointment.
Worried that Luo Qiqi would be unhappy, Dong Wang hurriedly came out to play the round, "Xiao Qiqi, don't pay attention to Xiao Miao, he doesn't understand." The Heavenly Master can catch demons and ghosts, it's already very powerful, you...."
"Old man, it's time to eat!"
In the kitchen, Wang Chunxiu shouted, interrupting Dong Wang's words.
"Eat first, then talk after eating!"
Dong Mao pointed to the living room, "Ah Wang, take the guests in and sit." ”
"Okay!"
Dong Wang responded and returned to the living room with a few people.
When leaving, Luo Qiqi also heard Dong Mao's words to teach his granddaughter, which probably meant not to make the guests angry, otherwise the uncle would lose his job.
(⊙o⊙)…
Are we that unreasonable?
Qiqi won't deal with a little kid who doesn't understand anything?
After entering the room and sitting down around the table, the Dong family entered the hall with the dishes after a while, and after the food was put down, everyone except Dong Wang stayed in the hall and everyone else went back to the kitchen.
"Chairman, let's eat!"
Dong Wang spoke with a restrained expression.
Jian Mingchong shook his head, stood up and walked outside, Luo Qiqi and Xue Zhan followed.
"It's... This is where to go! ”
Dong Wang stood up a little nervously, but was dragged back to his position by Jian Qilin.
"Xiao Dong! We come to your house as a guest, how can we not be at the host's house? Your Uncle Jane is going to find your father and them. ”
Zhang Muqing also stood up and walked out of the living room to the kitchen.
After a while, the rest of the Dong family also followed into the living room, everyone sat around, and Jian Mingchong sat next to Dong Mao.
"Brother Dong, let's have a drink."
Jian Mingchong opened a bottle of good wine he brought and filled Dong Mao's cup.
"Oops~~ I can't do it, I can't do it!"
Dong Mao had a flattered expression.
"Nothing is impossible! We two drank it. ”
Jian Mingchong poured himself another glass and raised his glass.
Dong Mao raised his glass tremblingly and touched it with Jian Mingchong, and the two drank a glass of wine in one gulp.
Wang Chunxiu saw that the old man had all drunk, and hurriedly beckoned everyone to eat.
picked up the chopsticks and gave Zhang Muqing a dish, "This is our home-raised chicken, you can taste it." ”
"Thank you! You eat too, you eat too, let's ....."
A few old people are polite, and a few adults are a little reserved, but children are different.
"Mom! I'm going to eat chicken thighs! ”
Dong Yu stretched out his finger and pointed to the big chicken leg on the plate.
"Mom! I'm going to eat duck legs! ”
Dong Miao also picked up the bowl.
Liu Xiaohe gave the two children a look, meaning that there were guests there, and the chicken legs were for the guests to eat.