Chapter 356: One night at Jian Qilin's graveyard
"Senior Brother Wan, you are really diligent, you actually grow your own watermelons."
Luo Qiqi turned his head, picked up a piece of big watermelon and took a big bite.
Wan Zhang waved his hand, "I didn't plant it, they planted it without anything, your senior brother and I are only responsible for eating!" ”
"Who are they?"
Xue Zhan raised his head and looked at Wan Zhang with a curious expression.
"Ah Piao!"
Wan Zhang replied lightly.
(⊙o⊙)…
Xue Zhan directly put down the melon in his hand.
It's outrageous enough to grow watermelons near this cemetery, but now these watermelons are not grown, which makes him a little unacceptable.
"Hahaha!"
Wan Zhang laughed out loud when he saw his reaction, "Don't worry! This watermelon also basks in the sun during the day, which is no different from a normal watermelon. ”
"Uh-huh!"
The little guy had a watermelon in his mouth and was a little unclear. "Yes! No matter who planted it, it was all hard work, and we had to take good care of it. ”
As soon as Xue Zhan wanted to say something, he saw a middle-aged woman floating in from outside.
"Oops~~ Wan Dao Chang's house is a guest!"
As the woman spoke, she quickly floated in front of Xue Zhan, reached out and touched his head, and asked with a smile, "Little friend, is the watermelon planted by Auntie delicious?" ”
"Good.... Delicious! ”
Xue Zhan stumbled back, this was the first time he was so close to a ghost.
"It's delicious, you can eat more, and I like to bring some back tomorrow."
The woman smiled kindly.
It's just that Xue Zhan couldn't laugh at a miserable white face, reached out and picked up the watermelon and took a big bite.
Wan Zhang looked at the middle-aged woman and said loudly: "Sister-in-law Liu, the ghost door will be opened in a few days, and you should also leave." ”
The middle-aged woman, who was originally smiling, had a lost expression on her face when she heard that she was leaving, "After all, I didn't wait for him to come to see me." ”
"Hey~~"
Wan Zhang sighed, "This kind of scumbag treats you like this, it's really not worth your nostalgia." If you don't go on, you'll be punished. ”
"yes, I see!"
The middle-aged woman answered, turned and floated out the door.
Luo Qiqi, who was gossipy, was about to ask what happened, when a terrible shout came from outside, "Qiqi help!" The old man is trying to hurt me! ”
When Luo Qiqi heard this, he ate the watermelon in his hand in three or two bites, and took another big watermelon before running outside.
Wan Zhang and Xue Zhan also hurriedly followed.
As soon as I got out of the yard, I saw countless blue flames on the mountainside circling Jian Qilin, and the scene was like being surrounded by countless fireflies, which was very beautiful.
Of course, this is what Luo Qiqi thinks.
"Sister Qiqi, will so many ghosts scare your uncle unconscious!"
Xue Zhan looked worried.
The little guy took a bite of the watermelon, and spit out several melon seeds with a "poof", and then he said lightly, "No, my uncle is a person who has seen monsters, and he shouldn't be so fragile now." ”
The appearance of the people who eat melons made the corners of Xue Zhan's mouth twitch.
"Those are little ghosts, not amazing!"
Wan Zhang spoke up, thought about it and asked, "Little Sister Qiqi, why did you bring your uncle to suffer!" ”
"That's ...... like this"
Luo Qiqi told the matter again, and Wan Zhang nodded approvingly after hearing it, "If that's the case, he should really practice his courage." ”
As he spoke, he suddenly pinched the magic trick in his hand, and then Xue Zhan and Luo Qiqi saw that several new ghosts flew out of the graveyard and flew in the direction of Jian Qilin.
A louder shout sounded in the cemetery, and Wan Zhang simply took the two little guys to find a place to sit down and looked at Jian Qilin above.
Not long after they sat down, a figure quickly arrived in front of them, Zhang Mingde, who was coming down from the mountain.
"Second Master!"
"Master!"
The three shouted.
Zhang Mingde smiled and nodded, and sat next to them.
"Your uncle is quite brave, and he hasn't been scared to pee yet!"
Zhang Mingde praised it.
"Hey, hey!"
The little guy laughed sheepishly, "Or, get two scary ghosts out for my uncle." ”
"No problem!"
Zhang Mingde pinched his hand, and two ghosts with half of their heads flew out of the cemetery.
"These two died in a car accident, and they died just two days ago, and they still have a lot of grievances on their bodies."
Zhang Mingde explained, and with a wave of his big hand, two ghost shadows flew in the direction of Jian Qilin.
The appearance of these two ghosts not only frightened Jian Qilin, but also scared away the ghosts who surrounded Jian Qilin before.
"Mom~~ Help! Woo~~~~"
Jian Qilin was so frightened that he cried, and he ran fast on his feet.
The little guy threw the finished melon peel on the ground, took out his mobile phone from his backpack, clicked on the video recording function, and recorded Jian Qilin's crying.
"Little Sister Qiqi, you don't want to put this on the Internet, do you!"
Wan Zhang craned his neck and looked at his phone.
"No!"
The little guy shook his head, "It's just that I'll show the little uncle later." ”
.......
When Jian Qilin came down from the mountain, it was already four o'clock in the morning.
At this time, his clothes were soaked with sweat, and his voice was hoarse and speechless.
The little guy handed him a piece of watermelon, Jian Qilin took it and took it and gnawed it up, after eating two mouthfuls of watermelon, his throat was finally more comfortable, and he looked up and just wanted to speak, when he saw a female ghost with seven holes bleeding floating in from outside.
However, at this moment, Jian Qilin seemed to have been numb with fright, and he didn't shout loudly.
"Oops~! ~Nice young man! ”
Zhang Mingde nodded with satisfaction.
The female ghost held a mobile phone in her hand and placed it in front of Jian Qilin, "Handsome guy, I sent the phone back for you." ”
"Huh!"
Jian Qilin smirked twice and said thank you to the female ghost.
The female ghost made an embarrassed look and whispered, "It's good that you're a ghost, so we can be together." ”
When Jian Qilin heard this, his head shook into a rattle, "No.... No, I have a girlfriend, and my girlfriend and I are getting married soon. ”
Holy!
What the hell are you kidding?
was scared for a night, and now there is a female ghost who wants to be with him, which really kills him.
The female ghost sighed a little disappointed, "Hey~~ The good cabbage has been arched by pigs, it's a pity." ”
Luo Qiqi's eyes widened, and he asked with curiosity: "Auntie, who do you say is a pig and who is a cabbage!" ”
"Of course his girlfriend is a pig, and he's a cabbage!"
After thinking about it, he felt that it was wrong, and continued to add: "All women are pigs, and only I am the most beautiful. ”
The corners of their mouths twitched when they heard this, and at this moment they finally knew what a narcissist was.
After listening to the narcissistic ghost chattering for a while, Zhang Mingde waved his hand to chase away the ghost, "Let's go, let's go!" It's almost dawn, and seeing the light is not good for your ghost body. ”
"Okay, then I'll go back first, and I'll come back tomorrow to talk to you."
The narcissist smiled and waved at a few people, and his figure floated out.