Chapter 45: I can't figure it out

Jiang Yixi understood Huahua's words, "I'm a cloud nine days away, not a real cat." My original master regarded me as a treasure, and ate and slept with me, but you disliked me like this, woo woo woo ......"

A cloud nine days away?

Jiang Yixi thought of Li Zhenbao and said that he saw the clouds in the sky turn into cats. It seems that what Li Zhenbao said is true, and the cat ran to Li Zhenbao at the beginning, but she hit her into her stomach.

Jiang Yixi picked up Huahua and put it on the table, and then brought the plate containing the fish to the table.

"Okay, okay, you eat at the table."

He said to Mama Wu and the others, "In the future, Huahua will eat and sleep with me, don't be wronged by it." ”

Huahua went to the table, rubbed her head on Shui Qing, who was closest to the table, wiped away her tears, and then ate the fish fragrantly.

Several subordinates looked at it dumbfounded, like watching a monkey show.

Shui Qing smiled, "The girl adopted a cat spirit. ”

Shui Xiang wondered, "Huahua wasn't so smart before, but she became smart today." ”

Shui Ling said, "More precisely, it was the girl who became smart after adopting it." I'm also getting smarter and smarter after following the girl, and this is what the girl will teach. ”

Shui Qing pouted, and the nice words were said by Shui Ling again, where was she stupid.

Huahua ate half of the steamed fish in one go, and ate a few slices of braised pork and a braised egg. The mouth is still muttering, "It's still fragrant rice outside, and the rice in the stomach is sour and smelly, and it's unpalatable to death......"

As he spoke, he opened his mouth and retched.

Mama Wu said, "Ouch, Huahua has eaten too much, and I'm about to vomit, so I'll take it out and vomit." ”

As he spoke, he was going to hug Huahua.

Flowey jumped off the ground in fright and slipped under the table.

Jiang Yi said with pity, "Let it be." ”

On the contrary, Jiang Yixi's amount of food became smaller, and he was full after eating a bowl of porridge and a few slices of meat. Only then did she realize that it was this little thing that was doing the trick when she could eat it before.

After eating, send the people down. Jiang Yixi closed the bedroom door and sat on the bed with Huahua in his arms.

She lowered her voice and said, "Okay, you're full, tell me what's going on." ”

Huahua skillfully pulled out the handkerchief from Jiang Yixi's arms with one front paw, wiped her mouth, and jumped on the dressing table to take a picture of the bronze mirror.

Although I dislike this fur is not as good-looking as the previous ones, and the eyes are not so beautiful, as if wearing contact lenses. Alas, there is only a general, and after more than ten years, let's find a good skin.

It jumped on Jiang Yixi's leg again, put on a comfortable and ecstatic posture, twisted a few times, and meowed and said, "I am a cloud nine days away, after thousands of years of absorbing the aura of the essence of the sun and the moon, transformed into a cat shape.

"The first time I came to the world, the original god lived in the belly of the previous owner Xie Xian'er, and the body was changed to four cats. Xie Xian'er died at the age of 80, and I had to go back to heaven and look for a suitable person to live in again. I searched and searched, and finally found a person with a strange life and great blessing, who is Li Zhenbao in modern society......"

Jiang Yixi exclaimed, "Li Zhenbao in modern society? What does modern society mean, and Li Zhenbao also has a great background? ”

Huahua glanced at Jiang Yixi, and said Nuo Nuo, "Do you think that only you can live a good life and be reborn?" ”

Jiang Yixi is even more messy, and he knows that he is reborn? What a cat spirit!

Huahua seemed to see what was on her mind and continued, "There is a better life than you, that is Li Zhenbao, who has crossed over from another world here. You are a reborn person, and she is a time-traveling person. It's a pity that her good hand was played to pieces, and she slapped me into your mouth, and the great blessing that should have been given to you. ”

At the mention of Li Zhenbao, Huahua was angry, and meowed and scolded.

"That fool, mallet, heartless eye, she didn't want me, and beat me. If I burrow into her belly, my primordial spirit can immediately gather all her souls into this life, and let her die completely in that life. She doesn't need to be a monk or nun to help her fix her soul, and she doesn't need to be a sister-in-law anymore, so she can live freely and enjoy herself from now on, and her blessings are not even comparable to that of a princess. I can also take her food to the next level and grab everyone's stomach......"

The cat spirit knew that it was reborn, and what it said about Li Zhenbao must be true. Jiang Yixi was even more curious.

"Huahua, what that life, crossing, soul, death, I'm confused."

Huahua said, "Li Zhenbao is from the same world as my original master, but my IQ and EQ are 108,000 miles worse than my original master. She is a rebellious girl, willful, paranoid, unlearned, in order to anger her parents, she dropped out of school at the age of sixteen to become a food broadcaster, and she also specializes in eating meat. It succeeded in making her father cry, but he also ate himself into a vegetative ......"

Jiang Yixi looked dazed, "What do you mean by IQ, EQ, eating and broadcasting, and being a vegetative person?" ”

Huahua glanced at Jiang Yi and said, "In the words of my former master, you are a curious baby, curious about everything. Tell you, Daddy is Daddy. Eat and broadcast, your knowledge is too limited, and you don't understand it. To put it simply, eating and broadcasting is to earn money by eating, and she eats for others to watch.

"Li Zhenbao ate nearly 1,000 catties of meat in a year, and his weight soared from 90 catties to 160 catties, and his body collapsed. Isn't there a bit of a lack of heart? Her father in that life was reluctant to let her go, and used all the means and good medicine he could use to help her continue her life. So although she is awake in this life, her soul still can't all return to its place......"

Jiang Yixi shook her head, her cognition was indeed limited, and most of those words could not be understood. But there is one thing I understand, that is, if you eat nearly 1,000 catties of meat in a year, you have to have several big fat pigs. God, it's better than a pig.

She said, "Eating so much meat in a year, even strong men can't stand it, just Li Zhenbao's small body, if you don't support it, you have to die of greasy taste." ”

Huahua raised her head and glanced at her with disdain, "I'll just say that you don't know it, eat and vomit and eat." She spat out most of the flesh, and the smaller half went into her stomach. It entered her stomach, and she vomited some more, and took laxatives to pull some. The old monk said that she had eaten two lifetimes of meat in her life, but she was not precise enough, and she should have wasted two lifetimes of meat in a year.

Moreover, in his previous life, Li Zhenbao's body was not small, he was as beautiful as a flower and had a slender figure. It's a pity that I ended up eating a big fat girl. However, that old bald scoop is still very powerful, and he actually counted that Li Zhenbao lost my good baby. ”

Jiang Yixi remembered that Li Zhenbao once asked her to take medicine to induce vomiting. Did she really do that kind of thing? No wonder she dislikes her current appearance, it turns out that she was a big beauty in her last life. It's incredible, it's so hard to figure out.

However, what Jiang Yixi couldn't figure out the most was the people there, what was there to see when eating, how could it be possible to earn money while eating, and his head was sick.