"Little girl, you are already shrouded in darkness, and if you step out of this door, evil omen will come."

Xu Wei's head was still groggy, but at least she woke up, and when she saw that it was already dark outside, she hurriedly got up and staggered to go out to the appointment, but just a few steps away, a hoarse and drowsy voice suddenly appeared, as if it came out of the underworld and hell, which scared her.

looked in the direction of the sound, but she didn't see anything, and at this time, it was raining, and a thunderclap exploded, and Xu Wei felt that the hairs on her body stood up.

"Who are you......"

"Me? How dare you ask my name? Hahahaha, now you little girls have lost their fear of the true God? I am the guardian of the garden, the leader of darkness, the gospel of warmth and joy for mankind! Why don't you get down on your knees when you listen to my name? ”

When Xu Wei heard this, her brain was almost a mess, her eyes searched everywhere, and finally saw a lamp in the direction where the sound came out, and an orange cat squatting on the lampshade.

The orange cat sits upright, cute and cute, although it looks like a young cat but it has already gilled, and it is very cute to be chubby.

"You're talking to me?" Xu Wei looked at the orange cat and asked cautiously tentatively, and her sense of fear suddenly decreased by ninety-eight percent.

"Mortal!" The voice reappeared, but this time in a stern tone: "How dare you use honorifics!" Do you know who you're up against? You are the guardian of the courtyard, the leader of darkness, the gospel of warmth and joy for mankind! ”

"Cats can talk!! Xu Wei's eyes widened: "Or did I knock my head and hallucinate?" If you say one more thing, I'll hear it. ”

"Oh, poor and small mortal."

"Wow!" Xu Wei exclaimed: "You can really speak!" What is your name? ”

In fact, young people in this era actually have a relatively high degree of acceptance of this kind of thing, after all, there are a lot of science fiction and magic movies, and they don't make a fuss when they see everything, and it's a fat cat who is talking, which looks so funny.

"You ask the name of a true God? Hahaha, it's ridiculous. But yes, when you want to worship God, you must know God's name. So since you have asked sincerely, then I will tell you compassionately, I am the guardian of the courtyard, the leader of the darkness, and the gospel of warmth and joy for mankind! My name is with the moonlight, and you can hear my name on your humble prostrate on the ground. Remember, there is only one god in this world, and its name is ......"

"Rhubarb, it's time to eat."

At this time, there was a sound of knocking on the pot behind him, Xu Wei was stunned, turned his head and saw a young man in his twenties holding a basin and a bag of cat food, he put the basin full of cat food under the eaves, and beckoned the orange cat.

"Here we are."

The orange cat jumped off the eaves and came to the rice bowl, but the next moment it was furious: "Cat food, cat food, cat food!" It's cat food again! I am the guardian of the courtyard, the leader of darkness, and the gospel of warmth and joy for mankind! You give me this kind of industrial waste every day, do you look down on me? ”

The little brother kicked it in the ass: "What value have you created for this family?" I asked you to go to the bubble tea shop to help recruit customers, but you didn't want to, some of you still talk nonsense when you eat, you love to eat or not, and you wander by yourself. ”

Xu Wei's eyes widened when she saw the conversation between this person and a cat, and her face was full of surprise and disbelief.

"Eat, can't I eat? You're really a bad temper, the relationship between us is so deep, you actually let me wander, it's so dirty outside, it's dirty on the ground, it's dirty on the trees, it's dirty in the holes, it's dirty everywhere, I'm ......"

The orange cat chattered endlessly while eating, but the little brother didn't pay attention to it anymore at this time, but just walked in front of Xu Wei: "Hello." ”

"Hello......" Xu Wei glanced up at him, and nodded embarrassedly: "Sorry for the trouble." ”

"Are you alright? Didn't feel anything uncomfortable or anything like that? If you have one, you still have to go to the hospital to see it. ”

Xu Wei hurriedly shook her head: "It's okay, it's all right, thank you...... Is the cat really talking? Not my hallucinations, right? ”

"It has a lot of every day."

"It really does talk!"

"It also somersaults." The little brother looked back at the orange cat: "Rhubarb, turn over." ”

"I am the guardian of the courtyard, the leader of darkness, the gospel of warmth and joy for mankind! You made me somersault!? I think you've been disrespecting me a little lately, you know that even the Egyptian pharaoh had to respectfully call me the great Best when he saw me, and you actually made me turn my head? I'm going to eat you right now! ”

"It doesn't like it." The little brother stretched out his hands helplessly: "I can't help it." ”

Xu Wei calmed down a little and looked at the little brother in front of her: "Is it like this in front of everyone?" ”

"It's all like that, all night."

"That'...... Aren't you afraid of what people will say everywhere? ”

"This question...... If I told you that there was a cat that could talk, would you choose to believe it or not to believe it? ”

Xu Wei laughed: "I choose to think that you are soaking me." By the way, my name is Xu Wei, and I'm from the city next door. ”

"Zhang Jiachang."

The two shook hands gently, indicating that they knew each other, and as for the talking cat, Xu Wei felt that it was okay to come back to study it after she was busy with the things at hand, and this place felt a little strange to her, and it was not so unacceptable to be stained with some metaphysics.

"Xu Wei, is it the Xu Wei who nothing can stop your yearning for freedom?" The dark leader, who was eating cat food, suddenly raised his head and asked: "Speaking of which, I prefer Pu Shu, that laughter reminds me of my flowers, the song is a little old, have you heard it?" ”

Zhang Jiachang raised his hand and waved: "Ignore it." ”

Xu Wei nodded with a strange expression, then looked at the little brother in front of him and smiled: "Then I'll go first, can I come back and chat with it when I'm done?" ”

"Whatever you like."

"If you let her go, if you let her go, she will die, and she won't be able to come back." Rhubarb shouted from behind: "I think she's pretty good-looking, why don't you keep her?" The girlfriend who finally sent it to the door, do you really not want it? Did you know you're in your twenties? Dogs are going to be bred at your age, why are you still single, haven't you wondered? Anyway, if she's dead, she's dead, so why don't you just leave her down and ask for it yourself, it's very cost-effective. ”

"Shut up!" Zhang Jiachang turned around and scolded: "If you talk nonsense, I'll let Xiaotian come out and clean you up." ”

"Meow~~~~"

And it said it, Zhang Jiachang was nothing, Xu Weike was embarrassed, her face was feverish, and she smiled embarrassedly: "Why did it say that I would die......"

"I don't know." Zhang Jia laughed: "But you'd better listen to it." I'm busy, you can do it yourself. ”

He turned around and walked out through a small door, leaving Xu Wei alone standing in the courtyard in a daze.

This small courtyard is full of weirdness, strange places, strange cats, strange people, and there is a feeling that something is wrong everywhere, although it is not terrible, but it is strange......

Just when Xu Wei was in a daze, the rhubarb also finished eating the cat food, and it slowly swayed its fat body in front of Xu Wei, and raised its tail to circle around her a few times: "You don't need to doubt the guidance God has given you." Do you have a cell phone? Take it out and put it in front of me. ”

Xu Wei hurriedly took out her mobile phone and put it in front of the yellow cat, although she didn't know what it was going to do, who could refuse the request of a talking cat.

"Unlock! You stupid woman! ”

"Oh oh......" Xu Wei reacted after being scolded, and quickly unlocked the phone and put it in front of Rhubarb again.

Rhubarb chattered while pulling with his paws: "Mac, I don't like Mac, Apple's system is very troublesome, this doesn't allow downloads, and the only thing that makes people more gratifying is that Mac's browser is really called no taboo." Alas, let me see your browsing history. ”

"No way!" Xu Wei covered her phone: "Anything but that......"

"Looks like there's something bad in there." Rhubarb snorted and continued to pull up, it skillfully clicked on a certain treasure, then found the pet area, clicked on an expensive canned cat food, and then clicked on the page with its paws: "Buy it, buy it, buy it!" ”

Although Xu Wei felt very strange about the cat's behavior, it was still the same sentence, who could refuse a talking cat......

"I'll report you the address, just leave that guy's phone number." Rhubarb circled beside him: "Buy more, stock up." Otherwise, if you eat it all at once, you will have to live a hard life in the future. ”

"Am I really going to die?" Xu Wei squatted beside Rhubarb and asked in a low voice, "Why?" ”

Rhubarb stood upright and looked around, then jumped straight onto Xu Wei's shoulder, leaned on her ear and whispered, "Since you generously gave tribute to the Almighty God, the Almighty God will give you back." I can tell you unequivocally, as long as you leave here, you will die tonight, and you will die a miserable death, you will never be able to reincarnate, you will be torn apart by people, and you will be drained of blood and leave the world completely...... Double press! I'm awesome. ”

There is a saying in the world that it is better to believe it than not to believe it, if it were another person, Xu Wei would think that the person might be sick, but this is a cat...... A cat tells itself that it will die, so does the credibility come up with a scratch?

"Then I won't leave!"

And at the same time that Xu Wei made this decision, her phone began to vibrate constantly, and Rhubarb pushed the phone to him with her paws: "Message, ask where you are." ”

"How do I answer?"

"Just tell him you're here." Rhubarb left leisurely with his tail upright, and said as he walked: "He didn't dare to come anyway." ”