How to describe Lei Long and Tiger Girl, it is really to fight as soon as they meet, think if they don't meet, and don't like each other, they are not allowed to provoke others.

This pair of dragons and tigers has really been like this since the thunder dragon was four years old, and the tiger girl was one thousand seven hundred and sixty-two at that time. And now the thunder dragon is twenty-three, and the tiger girl is one thousand seven hundred and eighty-one, and they are still like this.

Back then, it was the tiger girl who bullied Lei Long, while teasing his sister for being bad and screaming badly. Later, it was sixteen or seventeen-year-old Lei Long who pointed at the tiger girl and shouted, "Don't be too arrogant", and then it became "One day I will clean you up", until now, although she still can't beat the tiger girl, but she has also become a knot in Lei Long's heart.

And the prodigal son Thunder Dragon has had a lot of girlfriends so far, and every time he will bring them to the tiger girl to show off, although the result of doing so is basically impossible to escape a beating, but he is still happy to show off.

However, as the eldest sister, Tiger Girl will not kill him most of the time, but Lei Long's style is very cheap, Tiger Girl has a big temperament, and her temper is very bad, and he always uses various means to provoke Tiger Girl.

Everyone else is in awe of the eldest sister, but Lei Long, who is really psychologically and physically uncomfortable without being beaten for three days.

"You told the eldest sister?" The mouse watched Brother Zhang take out his mobile phone and type for a long time, and asked curiously, "It's so late, can she see it?" ”

"I don't know, I should."

Xu Wei, who watched the whole process of Xiao Zhang's typing on the side, now probably understands why Xiao Zhang always doesn't speak in the group, or it will be cool to come up, that is, although he is quite good at computers, he is very slow at typing, and he is prone to typos, and he seems to have obsessive-compulsive disorder before he has to delete and change it for a long time, and she also found that it seems that except for the two goblins of Pi Ye and Rhubarb, everyone else seems to have an inexplicable rejection of technology products. The Thunder Dragon obviously looks stylish, but he always insists on using handwritten bills, and the mouse is like an ordinary person, but it is also a finger Zen when typing.

But the dead cat, it is proficient in mobile phones, computers, and online games, and can even make a girlfriend in it and post a selfie of himself in VX saying that this is his cat, in order to deceive his girlfriend to buy himself canned cats.

Just yesterday, Xu Wei also saw rhubarb transformed into a human form and sat in front of Brother Zhang's computer and was opening a black microphone with someone, with a very high amount of mother between the lines, anyway, it is a beautiful Chinese and elegant yellow cat.

Just when Xu Wei was thinking about it with her head sideways, the wind suddenly blew outside, and the shadows of the trees around her, which were originally just swaying with the breeze, suddenly went wild, and the sound of the waves reached her ears layer by layer, feeling like the sky had suddenly changed.

After a while, the wind stopped, and then a woman wearing formal clothes walked in from outside, as soon as she came in, she was full of aura, beautiful and sassy, and she also revealed a lofty temperament, but Xu Wei felt as if she had seen her somewhere, and felt very familiar, but she couldn't remember it for a while.

Seeing him come in, the rhubarb who was watching the excitement next to him swished away and disappeared, and even the familiar part of the bad mouth was omitted. And the rat directly performed a standing on the spot.

"Big Sister ......"

The eldest sister didn't respond directly, just nodded at him and came to the thunder dragon covered with yang ash, squatting down to carefully probe his injuries.

When she raised her head, her eyes had turned golden green, her canine teeth were exposed, her face was extremely fierce and tyrannical, and at a cold look, Xu Wei was almost frightened.

"Who did it!" Hu Niu raised her head and questioned the mouse, and then turned her head to look at Brother Xiao Zhang: "Why don't you care?" ”

Brother Xiao Zhang poured himself a glass of water and drank it, not caring about the fierce appearance of the tiger girl at all, but said lightly: "Your emotions are better controlled." ”

The tiger girl's ears began to deform, and her eyes began to show madness, but Xiao Zhang just stretched out his palm and gently pushed her forehead, and her beast soul went out of her body on the spot, and then I saw Xiao Zhang take out a feather duster from the bar and pump it on the body of the beast soul with a sound of breaking the air.

The beast soul screamed, and then Brother Zhang took advantage of the situation and sent it back to the body of the tiger girl, this time the tiger girl was neither angry nor arrogant, and her eyes returned to her original appearance, looking like a big sister with a lot of personality.

"How many times have I told you? Keep your emotions in check. Brother Xiao Zhang pointed to the thunder dragon on the ground: "Why don't you ask clearly before speaking?" ”

At this time, the mouse finally had a chance to speak, and he hurriedly stepped forward and said, "Eldest sister, eldest sister...... Don't worry, don't worry. Here's the thing......"

As soon as the mouse told Hu Niu about the stupid thing that Lei Long did, Hu Niu immediately understood, because with her cultivation ability, of course, she knew that she had suddenly recovered all spirits before, and she also knew that the most direct consequence of this aura revival was that she had crossed the catastrophe in advance.

She didn't have a Heavenly Dragon Body, let alone a Dao Body blessing, and even she couldn't bear the unprepared Heavenly Tribulation. That's why the stupid boy of the thunder dragon will go outside to lead the thunder tribulation with magic when the catastrophe is approaching, so that the catastrophe that should have been split on the tiger girl in all directions will be transferred to himself.

This thing is not something that the thunder dragon should resist, let alone something he can resist, even with the blessing of the heavenly dragon body and the golden light of the thunder law, under such terrifying power, the thunder dragon is still barbie Q to the outside and the inside.

"Lord...... Please, save him. After learning the truth, Hu Niu simply knelt down towards Brother Zhang.

"You are usually called Zhang Jiachang and Brother Zhang, but you are called the Lord when you have something, tell me if you are sincere. And you really don't know the rules, what is the apology to reveal you don't know? ”

Hearing this voice, the tiger girl straightened up in astonishment, and looked at the brontosaurus in disbelief that although it was covered with dust but had opened one eye, the black and gray wounds on his original face had begun to scab and fall off, revealing the new skin inside, but the only regret was that his beard, hair, eyebrows were gone, and even the eyelashes were gone, and he looked like a freshly peeled boiled egg.

When Hu Niu saw his appearance, she was immediately angry, but when she was about to step on it, Brother Zhang said: "He must be gone when he takes one step." You know I can't resurrect the dead. ”

"Don't resurrect the dead, don't create life, don't let others fall in love with you, three taboos." The tone of the tiger girl's speech is different from just now, a little more relaxed and ridiculous, and there is no initial coldness and seriousness, but just like an ordinary girl.

Brother Zhang turned around and took a can of wine from the shelf and handed it to Hu Niu: "Originally, I didn't serve alcohol, but you are an exception." ”

Hu Niu took the drink and whispered, "I'm sorry just now...... I'm in a bit of a hurry. ”

"It's okay, I've punished you." Brother Xiao Zhang took out another plate of braised beef liver and put it in front of Hu Niu: "What have you been busy with lately?" ”

When they chatted, Xu Wei didn't dare to make a sound throughout the whole process, although many things were coincidences, but she was now a beginner in cultivation, and only then did she know what kind of terrifying creatures the regulars in this milk tea shop were, and she knew that the most terrifying thing was this little Brother Zhang.

When this tiger-like woman was angry just now, Xu Wei felt uncomfortable even if she was not hit head-on, and there was a feeling of almost blood suppression, which made people unable to move.

But just by relying on momentum to deter people who can make people stay on the spot, Brother Xiao Zhang just solved the problem in one fell swoop, and even looked like a lesson to his own cat.

As for the thunder dragon on the ground, although he looks a little ridiculous now, strictly speaking, he has not completely passed the dangerous period, his body is slowly recovering, the reason why Xiao Zhang did not directly add a big one to him is because he needs to observe the healing of the wound when he recovers slowly, if he directly gives a big one, no one knows what kind of dark injury the thunder tribulation will cause him.

When the time comes, if one doesn't pay attention, he may really die violently, Brother Zhang may be very strong, but he can't be omniscient.

"Rats ......"

Xu Wei whispered twice, and called aside the mouse who was holding instant noodles because he was hungry all night and hadn't eaten at the moment.

"What?"

"Who's that big sister? What a handsome feeling. ”

"That's the guardian spirit beast of the old Zhang family." The mouse glanced back at the tiger girl: "We all call her big sister." ”

"Huh?" Xu Wei's eyes widened: "She's not human?" ”

"Of course not, but it's basically no different, she's different from ordinary demons, she's a spirit animal, and it's attached to people. The eldest sister is almost two thousand years old......" The mouse whispered: "Don't provoke her casually, except for Brother Zhang, she has a bad temper with others." ”

"I can see it......" Xu Wei nodded again and again: "Then I think she is called Brother Zhang's master?" ”

"Haven't you been to the maid's café? That's what it means. The mouse crossed his arms and nodded: "She is actually the senior housekeeper of their Zhang family for generations." Just now, she bared her teeth at Brother Zhang, so she was punished. ”

After knowing these contents, Xu Wei probably understood that there were still many secrets in this world waiting for her to explore, and the previous mistakes now seemed to be really worth the money.

"I think your arrangement is so interesting, rats, tigers, dragons, and anything else?"

"Yes, Birthday Messenger." The rat pulled the noodles into his mouth and said, "Have you seen the Hokage?" ”

"I've seen ......"

"We are the human pillar force, once in the ancient pre-Qin, their ancestors of the Zhang family invited the spirit ancestor of the twelve hours to return to the throne in order to fight against the thirty-two corpse dissolution immortals among the warlocks, and then it was passed down."

"But aren't you a junior brother, why are you called a mouse?"

"Because...... No, where do you have so many questions? The mouse looked at Xu Wei curiously: "You haven't officially apprenticed yet, I can only say something when you become my nephew." ”