The head of the thunder dragon is iron, and the heavenly dragon body is the immortal body that all cultivators dream of.

Super durability, super self-recovery ability, and natural resistance to various spells have created such a monster as the Thunder Dragon.

As for why Brother Zhang hit him, it was because he had already triggered the spirit of words just now, and if he didn't stop casting spells, Zhang Yao would die.

If you don't say that the thunder dragon is not as reliable as the mouse, this guy likes to talk about the river is really a long-standing problem, although it is slightly restrained after having the spirit of words, but when you see a beautiful girl, you will still have the symptoms of going crazy. This crazy up, that is really just ignoring it, and a mouthful of gibberish will ensue.

He ...... Is it really okay? ”

Zhang Yao watched as the thunder dragon got up from the ground by himself, and his head even had a large dent, which looked somewhat terrifying, but he himself walked aside as if he was nothing, and the depression returned to normal in a few seconds.

"It's okay, he's very sturdy."

"Is sturdy a way to describe this state?" Zhang Yao pointed to his head: "His head is sunken......"

Brother Zhang laughed, then laughed louder and louder, and finally even turned into a laugh, he actually didn't know what Zhang Yao said was funny, but with her unbelievable expression and round eyes, how to look at it and how to think it was funny.

"Actually, more serious injuries are fine, he ......" Brother Zhang said to Zhang Yao after laughing: "He has a nickname called Immortal Bird." ”

Zhang Yao stared at Brother Zhang's eyes, as if she was sure of something, and then nodded seriously, although she didn't say anything, she probably understood something, she might have met the legendary Inhuman...... Inhuman? Spirits? You can't call it a weirdo anyway.

The mystery that Brother Zhang gave her from yesterday has not only not been solved today, but has become even bigger. She is not as easy to deceive as Zhu Zhenzhen, although she does accept the statement of a charlatan, but the more she thinks about it at home, the more wrong it becomes, although she can't say where there is a problem, but she just feels that the logic is not smooth enough, and she feels that there are bugs everywhere.

"Would you like to work with me?" Zhang Yao didn't ask about Brother Zhang's identity, just held her head and looked at him: "I think you are so mysterious." ”

"There's nothing mysterious, I'm just an ordinary person." Brother Xiao Zhang smiled: "9 to 5 office workers." ”

Even Yang Junfeng couldn't listen to what he said, so he quickly took over the conversation and said to Zhang Yao: "I'm his agent, what do you have to say to me, don't always harass us artists." ”

"Entertainer?"

"Well, an entertainer, he can act and costume." Yang Junfeng turned his head to look at Brother Zhang: "What can you do if you just say it!" ”

Brother Xiao Zhang raised his eyes and glanced at Yang Junfeng, the two looked at each other, and then Brother Xiao Zhang sighed and sat on the stool: "Actually, there is nothing that can't be said, it's just that the identities of our people are not easy to disclose, otherwise it will be easy to attract death." ”

When she said this, Zhang Yao was even more concerned, she stretched her neck: "I promise not to tell others." ”

The story, that's really a story, a complete story that a group of them spent nine years and patched with more than a thousand bugs.

The content of the story is probably this: Brother Xiao Zhang is actually a monk living in seclusion in the city, also known as urban hermitage, as for why he hides his identity, it is to avoid the use of war and ill-intentioned people...... The underground transportation station of the Alien Man, the people who come here every day are people with all kinds of strange abilities.

After listening to this clumsy story, Zhang Yao turned around and asked Yang Junfeng curiously: "How long have you made up this story?" ”

"Nine years." Yang Junfeng scratched his head: "I'm the editor-in-chief, can't I?" ”

Hearing his answer, Zhang Yao lost her temper completely, she now has no idea whether she has entered the traffic station of the alien or entered the den of straight men, she has seen more scumbags, and she is still a little uncomfortable when she suddenly sees such a big pot of straight men.

So Zhang Yao began to patch the integrity and logic of the whole story for them on the spot, and there were several places in it that were particularly inconsistent, that is, who was going to hunt them down, how they avoided them, and the identity of each person.

"If you add a little bit of plot to this place, saying it's a legacy of history, and there's a bunch of evil bad guys who can sustain the whole story, and you guys aren't actually dodging but pulling up a faction like Optimus Prime and Megatron. Does that make sense? In the end, your identity is actually real and not fake, if it is fake, are you underestimating the household registration system, there is a business license on this wall, so it is hard to believe. So there's nothing wrong with the general direction of your story, but there are too many holes in the details. ”

Zhang Yao remembered while talking about Brother Zhang, and after she finished speaking, Brother Zhang even raised his head and asked, "Is there anything else?" ”

Seeing the sincere eyes and blank tone of this dead straight man, Zhang Yao, who was originally hostile, laughed out loud again for the first time.

She laughed, and Brother Zhang also laughed, and after both of them finished laughing, Zhang Yao got up and said, "I'll ask you to have a meal in a few days, how about leaving a phone call?" ”

Brother Xiao Zhang raised his hand and pointed to the scheduled phone above his head, Zhang Yao also looked up and recorded it, and then she got up and shook her phone: "See you at home in three days." ”

As soon as she left, the dead straight men around her surrounded Xiao Zhang like flies, and even the dogs and cats in the backyard ran over, just to hear him tell him how this bad relationship came about.

They asked nonsense, and Brother Zhang only replied with a smile.

"I don't think it's right." Yang Junfeng shook his fingers and said seriously and firmly: "Have any of you ever seen me smile like that?" ”

"I haven't seen it." Rhubarb jumped on the lamp and shouted, "I've never seen it before!" ”

Lei Long was just about to speak, but Brother Xiao Zhang glared him back with a look. And Yang Junfeng continued: "And you don't know, that is a very famous person, but she looked at the intestines, and her little eyes ...... There must be something wrong with these two. ”

Brother Xiao Zhang doesn't like to explain, but when he said this, he had to explain that this was the second time they met, but this meeting was more dramatic, and Zhang Yao ...... That woman seems to have been born with a pair of watery eyes, and she always has the illusion of affection when staring at people.

Although Brother Zhang doesn't understand this kind of thing, he is calm enough, he can clearly distinguish the emotions contained in a person's eyes, Zhang Yao's emotions are obviously more curious and expectant, and there is no emotion like these dead straight men say.

But...... Men, until they die, they are teenagers, they always have a million ways to think in their own world that a certain woman has fallen in love with them, just like the little girl in the next class at the age of eighteen smiled at them, and they already thought about where the third child would go to kindergarten.

"Are you going to go to the appointment?"

"I don't really want to." Brother Zhang said slowly: "She feels weird to me." ”

"Go ahead." Yang Junfeng said seriously: "You went out to look for a job anyway, why can't you go on another appointment?" That's Zhang Yao. ”

"It's like, she looks rich, and if you do, then the cat cans will be enough." Rhubarb said with emotion, and even licked his mouth: "Canned food that can't be eaten ......"

Brother Zhang was just about to speak, but he heard his mobile phone ringing, and when he looked down, he found that it was Zhang Yao who actually added his VX friend, and Zhang Yao's avatar was a robot, which looked very cool.

After the two of them added friends, a message came over immediately after: It turns out that your screen name is Sui Yu and An.

"Back to her, back to her!" Yang Junfeng excitedly instigated: "Come back to her!" ”

Brother Zhang picked up his phone, looked up and down, left and right, and pressed one word to go out after a while: Hmm.

The moment this word was sent, the audience was boiling, and the excitement was just like the Chinese team taking the lead in scoring the Brazilian team.

"You don't."

Brother Zhang said with a smile: "This is too exaggerated. ”

At this moment, Zhang Yao sent another message, and when she opened it, she saw two selfies, followed by a sentence: Which hairstyle is good-looking? I'll do whichever one you like.

After Yang Junfeng saw it, he took off directly on the spot, and he was even so excited that he rushed out of the gate and shouted outside: "The iron tree is blooming!! ”

This voice called a bunch of people such as Pi Ye and the pony who had just come back, and even called Xu Wei, who had slept until now after watching the stars all night.

After listening to Yang Junfeng's narration, all the men in the room were boiling, and Pi Ye and Sister Dog obviously didn't look so happy.

"Are you jealous?" Yang Junfeng walked over and put his hand on Pi Ye's shoulder, and laughed wildly: "Hahaha, it's useless, you're just a little pet." ”

Huang Pizi shook his body, and when he turned around, an overlord unloaded his armor and hammered Yang Junfeng over, and said fiercely in his nose: "No matter how big or small, the old man will kill you." ”

Seeing the mania of these people, Brother Xiao Zhang didn't know what to say, just silently looked down at his phone, he typed slowly, and when he replied to the previous sentence, the opposite side had already clicked a lot of words. Brother Xiao Zhang could only scratch his ears and scratch his cheeks to reply to one of the questions, but this is obviously entering a vicious circle, and before he knew it, the opposite side was almost going to swipe his VX, which is what the legendary social fear and autism can do? This is clearly a social maniac, right?

"Okay, I know you're annoying me, it's your revenge for disgrace this afternoon. See you in three days. ”

Zhang Yao also sent the last message to Brother Zhang when the driver opened the car door for her, and then she held the phone like this, but her face was full of smiles, and then she used her mobile phone as a mirror while taking the elevator to fiddle with her hair.

And then she saw a black shadow slowly appear behind her, she suddenly took a deep breath with a pale face, and then quickly lowered her head and pretended not to see anything, but soon she saw the black shadow wrapping around her head, bending over and putting her face in front of her, t.

"Help...... Help me...... Help me...... Anne Anne Anne ......"

She babbled quickly until she heard the familiar response of a smart assistant coming from the headphones behind her ear.

"Hurry, hurry...... Find someone to save me...... Here it is again. ”