Chapter 73, Standard Model of Phishing Law Enforcement
If you want to ask which fishing law enforcement is stronger, it must be Pi Ye's profession.
Although the work she used to do was not glamorous, it made her the best member of the Internet among the people in the bubble tea shop in a short period of time, and she is also the moderator of the supernatural forum and the management of the supernatural group, and she only needs to send photos of her legs and selfies in white socks every day, and there will be a group of dog men working for her.
"I think first of all, it must be natural, and it is definitely not okay to go up rashly." Pi Ye thought seriously for a while and said, "So we have to have a discussion first." ”
"Well, this is reasonable, the IQ gap between people is only five minutes." The mouse looked at the thunder dragon who was playing backgammon with Nian Nian not far away and nodded and said, "Except for the thunder dragon." ”
"I'm going to get you a few numbers, and then whoever opens a thread post will ask a question and say, 'Is there a dragon in the world?'" Pi Ye looked calm, as if deception was commonplace for her: "Then we started to perform, first quarreled, and then someone threw out a picture of the little white dragon, and then we insisted that it was P, and then the person who was questioned opened a separate post and broadcast the daily life of the little white dragon live." ”
Pi Ye said and shook his fingers and said: "I can't tell anyone's address or reply to any private messages, but I want to bring out some vague environmental characteristics in the picture, and give people the impression that we are very amateur." ”
Pi Ye's idea was immediately recognized by everyone, because the dragon is not a stinky thing at any time, it must be scarce and precious, so if that organization can have the resources to raise dragons, then it will definitely not be a small-scale street organization, so they will definitely pay special attention to this news.
This supernatural forum is the largest Chinese supernatural forum, and it is impossible for them not to pay attention to this content. But if you come up and start fishing directly, it will inevitably be too salty, so you must twist a little, and make the setting of this little white dragon inadvertently picked up, and then put it at home as a pet.
In this way, the other party will soon find out about the little white dragon, and as long as it is a professional player, you can see at a glance whether the little white dragon is a P picture, so as long as you post a beautiful photo of the little white dragon every day, it won't be long before they come to visit.
Considering that they wouldn't be sending high-end combat power for the first time, and they wouldn't know any deeper inside information, they decided that if they sent low-end personnel, they could be less anxious and let them touch the soft nails. Then lure the enemy deeper step by step, and wait until the opponent's high-level combat power arrives...... Hey.
In fact, there is no way for the mouse to imagine what would happen if someone took the initiative to release offensive skills on Brother Zhang, because in the ten years since Brother Zhang's awakening, he has never blushed with anyone, he has always been very gentle, and when he always sees him, he is sitting on a chair under the sun or turning the pages of a book or listening to a song in a daze or looking up at the sky.
So human beings can't imagine what they haven't seen, so how Brother Zhang will face the attack has become the focus of everyone's curiosity.
"That's all you want to see me do with people?" Brother Xiao Zhang also thought it was funny: "I think you guys are so perverted." ”
"Not perverted, but genuinely curious." The thunder dragon suddenly jumped high from behind the crowd, and the lightning in his hand condensed: "Rachel! ”
Brother Xiao Zhang just laughed, his pupils moved slightly, and the surroundings began to slow down like slowly solidified asphalt, and Brother Xiao Zhang first took off the electric light in Lei Long's hand under such a relative stillness, then grabbed a roasted sausage and put it in his hand, and finally dragged him down from the air and put it on the chair, and after doing all this, the bullet time mode was lifted.
The Thunder Dragon, who had just launched an attack with a thunderbolt in his hand, was now sitting on a chair with a roasted sausage in his hand, his face full of confusion. In the eyes of others, the whole process was a sudden and crazy outburst of the thunder dragon, and then nothing happened, he sat on a chair with roasted sausages in his hands, like a monkey who was slapped on Mount Emei but could not react.
"I'll just say it, you can't see how my boss makes a move." Thunder Dragon shook his head and said, "Give up." ”
Brother Zhang smiled: "You are all normal." ”
"Promise me! If there really is a day, you must be handsome, don't disappear so suddenly, it's very boring. Lei Long stepped forward and said almost beggingly: "Okay! ”
Brother Xiao Zhang was still very helpless in the face of this kind of guy, so he could only sigh and respond: "Okay, okay, are you satisfied?" ”
"Satisfied!"
Then they continued to discuss the matter, until in the evening, the mouse answered the phone and left in a hurry, and the others felt that there was no problem, so they dispersed.
In the room, only Lei Long and Xu Wei were sitting there studying Lei Fa, while Xiao Zhang was putting the roast chicken sealed with mud into the smoldering oven.
Everything seemed to be in order, but at this moment, there was a sound outside, and after a while, I saw a young man in his early twenties walking in, and nodded hello with a smile on his face after seeing Brother Zhang.
"Good evening, good evening." The man walked in and sat down: "I want to ask, are there twelve spirits here?" I came with the breath of the Thunder Law Heavenly Dragon. ”
As soon as the words fell, Lei Long stood up suddenly, looking at this young man with blazing eyes, and his expression was very unkind: "What? ”
"Don't get me wrong, don't get me wrong." The young man hurriedly stood up: "Let me introduce myself first, I am Huang Die'er in the thirty-two autopsy immortals, hehe...... Old friends, right? ”
When the thunder dragon heard this name, his expression changed from surprise, astonishment, doubt, fear, and finally even horror.
Who is this man? In fact, it's also interesting, this is the first generation of Thunder Dragon's first love girlfriend and the sad woman who was killed by the first generation of Thunder Dragon, although she is one of the thirty-two corpse immortals, but she is also the most sorry person for the first generation of Thunder Dragon.
Because although she is like Shura to others, she is meticulous to the first generation of Thunder Dragon, and in the end, even if she died in the hands of the first generation of Thunder Dragon, even if she died at the moment before she lost her breath, she said four words to Thunder Dragon, "There is rice in the pot".
It's not interesting to take a stand in this place, because it's true that the thunder dragon is right, but this has also become a lesion in the hearts of the thunder dragons of all generations for two thousand years, no matter how many generations of inheritance and reincarnation, the thunder dragon is in this torment all the time.
Now that Huang Die'er is back, even if she has completely changed into a different appearance, but when she heard this name, the DNA of the thunder dragon was fucking moved, and the pain engraved in her memory for two thousand years suddenly returned from the depths of her heart.
"Long time no see." Huang Die'er sat on a small stool in front of the counter, turned her head and asked, "Are you still in business?" ”
Brother Xiao Zhang nodded: "What do you want?" ”
"Have a bowl...... Let's make soup rice. ”
Hearing these three words, the thunder dragon's heart was almost broken, and the pain hidden in the depths of his soul was fully mobilized, making him cry out loud.
Brother Xiao Zhang pursed his lips, he didn't know what happened two thousand years ago, but judging from the current situation, the Thunder Dragon might be worse.
The thunder dragon squatted on the ground with his chest clutched, and the thunder dragon who was usually high up was now like a helpless child.
Even though he was now facing one of the thirty-two autopsy immortals they had been looking for, the thunder dragon still couldn't even raise the strength to speak.
Brother Zhang shook his head with a smile, bent down and got a handful of cabbage, washed it and copied it with lard first, then added some seasonings to cook a pot of soup, and then poured the leftovers, and while waiting for the water to boil, he took a stool and sat there watching the wonderful performances of the two in front of him.
"You've changed quite a bit." Huang Die'er looked at Lei Long for a long time: "You used to be covered with dust, but now you are full of fine skin and tender meat." ”
The thunder dragon sat there with his head down, and the memory area was constantly pouring out, and emotions and memories were frantically poured into his head all of a sudden, which made his whole person become very trance-like all of a sudden.
"Okay, I'm not here to collect debts from you." Huang Die'er said with a smile: "I'm just telling you that the thirty-two autopsy immortals have been revived one after another. ”
The thunder dragon took a deep breath, and when he looked up again, his face was already full of tears, and he said in a hoarse voice: "You wait for a while, why don't I know you, but I want to cry as soon as you come out?" ”
"Haven't remembered yet? It's okay, I'll eat first, and you slowly recall. ”
This person said that he was not here to collect debts, but he was obviously here to collect debts, and this villain was very powerful, and he could toss the Thunder Law Heavenly Dragon like this.
At this time, Sister Dog seemed to smell something, and slowly walked in from behind, and when Huang Die'er saw Sister Dog, she immediately screamed and pounced: "Little white!! ”
Sister Dog was startled, swished into a human form, looked at the man holding her in front of her, sniffed his scent slightly, and showed an unbelievable expression in her eyes: "Butterfly!" ~”
"It's me, it's me! I am back! Huang Die'er looked excited, she seemed to be very familiar with Sister Dog: "I miss you so much for so many years." ”
Sister Dog slowly pushed him away and looked up and down: "How did you become like this?" ”
As for how it became like this, it is naturally a long story for the child to have no mother, Huang Die'er chatted with Sister Dog while eating after serving Brother Zhang's soup and rice, probably starting from after his death.
She didn't die back then, but was restrained by Qing Lingzi's use of a soul-binding magic weapon, if she guessed correctly, Qing Lingzi planned to use her Dao soul to refine the magic weapon.
But probably it was the will of heaven, before the magic weapon began to be refined, Zhao Zheng, the king of Qin, ordered to deal with Qing Lingzi and the others, and then was sealed underground with her Dao soul and spent a long dark time.
A few days ago, she didn't know why, but she was suddenly released, but after a long period of darkness, she was actually a little confused at that time, so she drifted between the sky and the earth with the wind.
It wasn't until two months ago that she stumbled upon a soulless body lying on the bed, and almost instinctively entered the shell.
"It took me two months to learn how to pee standing up!" Huang Die'er complained to Sister Dog: "But I still always pee on my body." ”
Chapter 73, Standard Model of Phishing Law Enforcement