88, Huaiyu Mountain
Today, on the first day of the Lunar New Year, Xiao Zhang's milk tea shop is closed as scheduled.
This year's Spring Festival is as usual, but there are more people than before, mainly because Pony and Brontolong, the two wanderers who have been wandering outside before, have returned, and there is also Xu Wei, who can't step out of the bubble tea shop and may be hunted as soon as she goes out.
There are three more people, and the atmosphere is immediately different, because of the relationship between the years, they can't do it on Chinese New Year's Eve, because they have to accompany Nian Nian in the Spirit Illusory Realm to wait for the real artillery battle to finish, and in the atmosphere of the Spiritual Illusory Realm, there is really no taste of the year.
Therefore, the Chinese New Year's Eve dinner of the milk tea shop has only started on the first day of the new year for many years.
is still the same as before, Brother Xiao Zhang is responsible for cooking, Mouse is responsible for washing vegetables, Rhubarb is responsible for beeping, Sister Dog is responsible for scolding Rhubarb, and Nian Nian is responsible for eating.
However, this year, with the addition of Thunder Dragon and Pony, the situation is also a little different, mainly because these two people also brought a person with them to rub over, Thunder Dragon brought Yellow Butterfly, and Pony brought Rootless Water.
So the rhythm arrangement is that Rhubarb and Thunder Dragon are responsible for beeping, Sister Dog and Pony are responsible for scolding them, and Nian Nian and Huang Dieer and Rootless Water are responsible for eating.
"Don't you two have a home? If you have to come here to eat, your family won't think it's better to give birth to you than to have a barbecued pork. β
Rhubarb squatted on the counter and beeped Yellow Butterfly and Rootless Water, which annoyed the two of them, but they were surprised to find that as long as it was in the so-called "home" environment, they couldn't help Rhubarb anyway, so they had to give up.
"There's still something about this homestead keeper." The mouse laughed and touched the cat's head: "It has a special ability, that is, the longer it is in a place, the stronger it is." It's been here for years, and not even you, even the Brontosaurus may be able to win against it. β
Rhubarb proudly raised his head, but after all, he was broken by Sister Dog, Sister Dog walked in from behind in a humanoid posture, picked up Rhubarb and walked back, and then a little boy in black cried "Don't take a bath" from behind, but was soon caught back, crying desperately in the backyard.
In the video, Pi Ye pitifully asked Brother Zhang to show her the roast chicken, and then shook her head while dripping saliva while spitting out the food on their Qingqiu Plains to feed the dogs, and finally was dragged by her father by the back of her neck and changed into a sacrificial dress.
"Brother Zhang, Happy New Year." Pi Ye's father took Pi Ye's mobile phone and greeted Brother Zhang for the New Year.
Brother Xiao Zhang also nodded with a smile and said, "Happy New Year." β
"Wait a minute, the fox will talk to you."
As he spoke, the mobile phone was handed to the fox master next to him, and the fox owner of this generation is a male fox, a pure white nine-tailed sky fox. And on the plain of Qingqiu, pure white, nine-tailed and sky fox are three qualities, and these three-in-one is naturally the fox master did not run.
"Happy New Year." The fox lord is much more stable than Pi Ye, but when he saw Brother Xiao Zhang, a smile still bloomed on his face that could be described as a country and a city: "We haven't seen each other for three years." β
"Well, you're pretty again." Brother Xiao Zhang naturally boasted: "I have time to play." β
"That's nature." The fox lord sat up straight, put his mobile phone on the incense burner, and made a fox salute to Brother Xiao Zhang: "Let's not talk about it yet, the celebration and sacrifice have begun, and I will go to preside over it." β
"Okay."
As can be seen from the video, the annual sacrifice is held today on the Qingqiu Plain, which is probably the time when humans can see the most fox spirits at one time, there are a total of 193,372 foxes in the entire Qingqiu Plain, but there are only 19,999 nobles, this 19999 one-time exit, you can imagine how spectacular the scene is, and even at night there will be a show of the sky fox worshipping the moon, specifically the fox owner will dance a dance that lasts for three hours and does not repeat to worship the moon.
Brother Xiao Zhang was fortunate enough to watch it once, and it's really no wonder that the king can't hold it, the fox spirit is really too burning.
But today, Brother Zhang's busyness is far more than that, he can even receive New Year's greetings from the vampire brother in the Hungarian castle, these old things can live for hundreds of years at every turn, and language is no longer a problem.
"The Holy Lord is really a friend all over the world."
Watching Brother Xiao Zhang continue to receive New Year's calls from various places while cooking, Wugenshui was somewhat surprised, especially when he saw the demon king personally call Xiao Zhang and teased him to ask him if he wanted to marry a demon king in the new year and go home to play, Wugenshui felt that his worldview for two thousand years had been refreshed.
Compared with the Demon King, the status of the Holy Lord is actually worse, but now it seems that the Demon King is very ...... to the Holy Lord Very flattering.
"I'm going to play with you when I'm done with this." The demon king picked up a real estate certificate: "See, we have our own office building." If you have time to come to SH, Bao Shuang! β
When he saw this, Rootless turned his head sideways and asked the pony, "What are you doing in the Demon Realm with a building in the human world?" β
"You don't know? The demon king has been notified, and the control of the two realms has been fully relaxed. The demon world is going to have an office in the human world. β
This sounds really a bit cool, ordinary people may really never know that a certain building on the Bund is actually full of non-human existence, this feels like a man in black, but it is much more beautiful than the man in black, and there is a sense of mystery in the world beyond that world, which is great.
"Who is this demon king?" Huang Die'er asked curiously: "I remember that the demon king back then was still the same person, a man." Why did you suddenly become a woman? β
"It's been more than 2,000 years, and it's time for the demon king to change." Rootless Water sighed inexplicably: "When I first went to the vegetable market, I almost knelt down for a tomato. I marveled at how there could be such a plump, juicy and sweet fruit in the world, until I saw the watermelon, I felt that I was kneeling early. β
"It's the young master of the Golden Dragon." Lei Long came over and said triumphantly, "My cousin! β
"Go and go, don't climb relatives with others, you are just a heavenly dragon body, and you are 108,000 miles away from the real dragon." Huang Die'er impatiently drove away the thunder dragon: "You are embarrassed to touch the porcelain of other dragons all day long." β
"Tianlong is also a dragon......" Lei Long was a little unable to wipe his face: "Everyone has admitted the dragon clan ......"
"Isn't that for the sake of the Holy Lord?"
Lei Long doesn't fight with this girl, anyway, he knows it himself, except for the last moment in his last life, he hasn't won this girl the rest of the time, it's not interesting to fight, really, it's not interesting.
"But it seems that the aura is really revived now, and the demon spirit that I first felt was already active, and it was really the prophet of the plumbing duck in the spring river." The rat sat there eating a plate of broad beans and said with interest: "Before, they were very hidden, because compared to humans, demons are particularly affected by aura, and the more abundant the aura, the stronger they become, and now it seems that they are planning to start integrating into society again." β
"The main thing is that humans are too strong."
Brother Zhang's words made the people around him react, in fact, it is not that the demon is weak, but that the human race is really too strong, and the human race has gone step by step in the past few thousand years from the vassal of the demon culture to the conquest of the world, from ignorance and worship to the present assertiveness, this road human beings have only walked for less than three thousand years.
And three years ago, in some immortal species, they may have just reached adulthood or even underage.
It turns out that all the clouds and fog, moving mountains and reclaiming the sea are no longer the patent of the demon clan, and even humans can do better, faster and more efficiently.
Not to mention in terms of force value, maybe it can't be done by humans alone, but if you put the monsters of the world together, you may not be able to withstand a little boy, let alone a big Ivan.
Even if you don't use this kind of mass killing weapon, thermal weapons are definitely a monster's nightmare, as long as they are carbon-based creatures, there are few that are 7.62 uneven.
So for a long time, the demon spirits couldn't even guarantee basic safety in the face of humans, which caused them to have to hibernate.
Now that the aura has been revived, although it is basically impossible to win this one, at least it is still possible to ensure one's own safety among humans.
So this is also one of the reasons why they began to go out of the mountain, after all, human beings have never been kind to alien races, for 300,000 years, human beings have basically wiped out the creatures that grabbed territory with them, and by the way, they also wiped out other races.
In the evening, the Chinese New Year's Eve dinner of the milk tea shop was finally served, and a room full of people got up to toast to Brother Xiao Zhang's Happy New Year, and Brother Zhang also got up with a smile and said: "New year, I hope you can all have better development." β
Between the staggered discussions, it was already quiet outside, but the room was lively, the mahjong table had become their favorite game at this moment, and Huang Die'er, who had lost a lot of money, scolded the thunder dragon for stepping on her stool.
"Ah Shui, after the year, you can use your relationship to take Brother Zhang out to play. He didn't call it a problem like this, and I was expecting him to go to work, but now that I have found out, he is a fool at work, and he can't say a few words a day. Thirty thousand. The mouse said to Rootless Water in a serious voice: "Your identity as Mei Junsheng is too good. β
"Okay, no problem." Wugenshui immediately nodded and said, "It is incumbent on you to arrange it for the Holy Lord." β
"By the way, don't you have to stay at home with your fiancΓ©e on New Year's Day today?" Huang Die'er asked curiously, "What are you doing with us?" β
Rootless Water smiled strangely, pursed his lips and looked at the thunder dragon for a long time without speaking.
"You fucking watch me fuck me."
"She ......" Wugenshui said helplessly: "These days, she talks in her dreams at night, shouting your name, I think it's a little ...... It's uncomfortable and I'm planning a breakup. β
Thinkers
The mouse was stunned for a moment, and turned his head sideways to look at the thunder dragon: "Disgusting! You're disgusting too. β
Huang Die'er's hands trembled slightly, although she had become a man at night, her anger would not change because of the change of gender.
"Heaven and earth conscience, I really didn't say a word of nonsense except for telling her that day not to let her have any more dealings with the masters in Hong Kong." Lei Long said aggrievedly: "To be honest, I really didn't provoke her. β
"Venerable Huaiyushan has arrived."
Just when Lei Long was speechless, a gloomy shout suddenly came from outside the milk tea shop, and then all the people in the room, except for Brother Xiao Zhang, stood up, as if they were facing a great enemy.
Huaiyushan ...... This is one of the Ten Rings of Yin Cao, known as the place where the eighteenth layer of hell is entranced, and the Venerable Huaiyu Mountain, isn't that the ghost king?
88, Huaiyu Mountain