It is also sad to say, although Brother Zhang can go to any corner of the world between a thought, how fast he is, but the number of trips in the real sense is pitiful, the last time he traveled was when he was five years old, he went to Sichuan to see the panda with his uncle.

He hasn't been out since then, and he doesn't have much passion for going out after giving up his desires.

But this time, since everyone is advocating that he go out for a walk, then he should go out for a walk.

Brother Zhang, who took the plane for the second time, leaned against the cabin and looked out the window, and at this time, the pony who was traveling with him sat next to him.

"Hey......

Brother Zhang looked at him and asked softly, "Laughing so happily?" ”

"That is, the Holy Lord is traveling, and I am the only person accompanying him. This time, you can rest assured, Brother Shui will pay for you to be your guide, and you will have a comfortable time. ”

Brother Zhang laughed, but did not speak. He really felt the feeling of being pampered by thousands of people when he went out this time, and Wugenshui had already arranged a full set of food, clothing, housing and transportation, and Zhu Zhenzhen even gave him a long vacation directly in order to let him, a strange person, go out to play safely, or a paid long vacation.

Lei Long and Cai Gongzi added Xu Wei to help take care of the store, Zhang Yao was responsible for taking care of Nian Nian, and even the busy rat also wrapped up the adoption process every year, and everyone was working hard to make Xiao Brother Zhang have a more pleasant life experience.

Of course, Brother Zhang can refuse, but he doesn't need to refuse for the sake of refusal.

"Boss, to be honest, we grew up together, although your identity is here, I can't persuade you anything, but if you want me to say, you really don't want to press yourself too hard." Pony leaned back and said, "There is no main plot in life, and people like us don't need to work hard for any goals, we just need to fulfill our duties." ”

"Hmm." Brother Xiao Zhang propped one hand on his forehead: "I've seen my ability out of control more than once, I just don't want that kind of thing to happen." ”

"Who wants to, but let's just sit here and say, even if you can be a one-punch man, what can you do with a child in three episodes. On the contrary, you are now worried about your ability, but you are getting more and more nervous, and the more nervous you are, the more likely you are to have problems. ”

Brother Xiao Zhang patted the pony's head: "You don't know how terrifying it is above the eighth level of the Upper Three Realms." ”

"Then ask if you can settle it."

"Can ......"

"Isn't that the end of it, then why can't you let it go? If I had your ability, I would call Lao Tzu Daddy by pressing the thunder dragon every day. The pony slapped himself on the leg: "But to be honest, I can't bear to do something to make my mother pay a price." ”

Brother Zhang nodded, but before he could speak, Pony suddenly changed his words: "When Lei Long choked me with this, I thought about it for four years during my retreat. ”

"So you've been thinking about this for four years of retreat? If your master is still there, he can break your legs. ”

"No, no...... Of course, I don't think about it, but I think about it by the way. I thought, if those people are not enemies in your eyes, then will anyone offend you? ”

"It doesn't seem to be."

"There will always be people who scold you!"

"Like...... They scolded me for screwing, but I was really screwing. Brother Zhang thought seriously for a long time, and then thought: "But then I looked at their age, the average is sixteen years old, and then I won't be angry." ”

"Hahaha...... I see. The pony waved his hand and said, "Brother, you listen to me no." ”

"You say."

"It took me four years to come up with a way that didn't interfere with your behavior and made you feel less screwed." The pony said seriously: "Let's not play the trick of scheming, just punch it." What do you think? ”

"A punch?"

"Well, a slap will do." The pony said seriously: "Someone scolds you, you don't do anything, it's a slap in the face." If someone wants to kill you, you can punch him, right? How strong this punch is, whether it will kill him, you can decide for yourself. That's no problem, right? ”

"Ah......h

"Let's bypass cause and effect, you are cause and effect! When you feel you should be angry, slap him in the face. When I felt that I should take revenge, I scolded him. If you scold in person, you will be beaten in person, and if you scold on the Internet, you will be beaten along the network cable. Do you think it will happen? One punch! Just one punch, more than nothing. ”

"Okay."

Brother Xiao Zhang nodded: "You can try it, I think it's pretty good." ”

"Then you punch me first." Pony pointed to himself and said, "I knew two years ago that someone was going to resurrect the Elder Soul, but I didn't take it seriously, so I didn't tell you, and I never told you...... That's what caused so much to happen, you're going to have to punch me. ”

Brother Xiao Zhang was stunned: "Where did you know?" ”

"Don't care so much, punch me first, if you don't eat this punch, I won't be able to sleep."

"Hmm."

Brother Zhang clenched his fist with one hand and flicked it lightly towards the pony, and looked at the punch that didn't even run away with the dog, and directly beat the pony to the point of out-of-body experience, he just felt a tightness in his chest, and then opened his eyes and found himself back in the bubble tea shop.

The thunder dragon was tilting his head to look at him, and the rat next to him who was eating there also widened his eyes.

"You were beaten to death?" Thunder Dragon looked at the pony soul in front of him: "Hold the grass, it's awesome." I'm going to find a pregnant woman to reincarnate first, I'm going to buy a hanging gun, today is a good day, I'm ......"

Before the pony could explain, a sudden burst of powerful suction directly sucked him back from the bubble tea shop, clutching his chest like a pony returning from diving, waking up, panting heavily, and his whole body was soaked with sweat.

"You knocked me out of my soul with one punch......"

The pony who had just returned to his soul was weak, and after seeing Brother Zhang next to him, he let out a long breath, but he never mentioned anything about "punching me" again.

After arriving in Hong Kong, the first thing the pony did was to go to a resting place and sleep for twenty-four hours, and after waking up, he was forced to comb for three hours with a severe headache after leaving his soul before he finally came back alive.

At this time, Brother Xiao Zhang was already sitting in the rootless brokerage company, watching the stars walking back and forth.

As a fairly famous director and screenwriter, although the agency of Wugenshui here cannot be compared with several old big companies, the level of its artists is still very good, and Brother Xiao Zhang is actually waiting for a cameo in a drama sitting here.

He held his script in his hand, looked at the content on his back seriously, and squatted beside him without roots and patiently lectured to the Holy Lord, and the people around him saw that even the boss was so humble, naturally no one dared to ridicule Xiao Zhang, who looked like a raw melon and egg.

"Holy Lord, you just have a cutscene, that is, when the assassin played by the protagonist and his party enters the palace, you, as the emperor, sit there and say this line, you have to be as calm as possible, and you have to be aggressive."

"Good...... I'll try. ”

And at this moment, the pony arrived in a hurry, and after seeing Brother Xiao Zhang sitting there, he finally stretched out.

Then he began to question Rootless Water: "Brother Shui, have you made a mistake and pulled him to make a movie?" ”

"Actually, it's a lot of fun to make movies, I'm just ...... I just want the Holy Lord to experience a different life. Wugenshui looked at Brother Zhang embarrassedly: "Holy Lord...... I didn't ask you if you liked it, but this is the finale of the scene, and originally we were going to invite the popular student to make a cameo at the end of that scene, if you don't want to, I'll let him play again. ”

"It's fine." Brother Zhang raised the script in his hand: "I have already memorized it." ”

Brother Xiao Zhang was actually a little inexplicable before, yesterday when he was resting in the pony, Rootless Water accompanied him around Central a few times, and ate some local snacks, the two chatted and chatted about making movies, and then Rootless Water whimsically felt that the role of the young son of heaven was very compatible with Brother Zhang, not only the matching of identity, but also the kind of temperament of Mount Tai collapsed in front and the color remained unchanged, and the temperament of the elk was on the left and not instantaneous, which coincided with the temperament of the young son of heaven who was in his twenties and then became a generation of male lords in the script.

This scene was originally a finale scene, and there would be a more heavyweight popular actor to make a cameo, so as to add a bargaining chip to the next drama of this young man, but I didn't expect the Holy Lord to come just now, as a thing of his own film company, it is unreasonable to let the Holy Lord go up and enjoy it.

So Wugenshui warmly invited Brother Zhang to do a vote, Brother Zhang's character, everyone who is familiar with it knows that if he does not violate the bottom line, he will nod all his requests.

Thereupon...... He was sitting here the next day.

"The last one is going to start, and the actors are ready."

When Brother Zhang heard this, he immediately got up and followed the field work, and Pony counted down the rootless water even more sternly after he left.

"Brother Shui, Brother Shui, I really obeyed you, you really have the courage to let the Holy Lord work for you, although he is easy to speak, the Holy Lord is the Holy Lord, you don't even have this bit of humility?"

Rootless Water was said to squat on the ground and smoke, and at this time, the indoor drama in front of him had begun, Xiao Brother Zhang was changed into a black dragon robe, sat on the dragon chair, and the staff next to him was urgently helping him with makeup.

"Pretty boy, your skin is so good, what do you usually rely on for maintenance?"

The makeup staff was amazed by Xiao Zhang's skin, as a professional makeup artist, she had not seen such good skin for many years, not that it was fair and delicate, but that kind of healthy texture and a little blackhead acne and even blemishes were invisible, it is almost impossible for humans to have such a state, right?

"Drink plenty of water." Brother Zhang replied.

About twenty minutes later, the director gave an order, and the camera suddenly began to run, and Brother Xiao Zhang felt as if he hadn't been filmed yet, so he propped up one hand on the stage and flipped through the folds on the top as props, but he didn't know that the director had completely captured his demeanor in the lens at this moment.

The sound of fighting outside came, and Brother Zhang just raised his eyelids and glanced at it, and then continued to flip through the fake chapters with strange content written as if he hadn't seen anything.

Director...... Shouldn't he have stood up at this point? ”

The assistant director said anxiously: "Stuck ......"

"Stuck fart, wait!" The director looked at Brother Zhang in the camera seriously: "That's it, just this feeling, you look at the look in his eyes just now, the kind of carelessness that doesn't care, this is the look that an unruly young man should have!" ”

Finally, when the assassin outside rushed into the room, according to the script, the emperor who had already stood up should have walked down the steps and stood face to face with the assassin under the main hall.

But because Brother Zhang didn't move at the beginning just now, and when the assassin came, he was still half a beat slower, and now in the camera, he became an assassin looking down, looking dazed, and Brother Zhang on the stage just raised his head slowly.

The feeling of-for-tat is gone, but the condescending overlook and the protagonist's stunned face of the emperor are filmed.

This is obviously an oolong mistake, but it really shows the kind of emperor's arrogance that was not reflected in the original script.

"Lines...... What about the lines? "The assistant director was in a hurry.

But Brother Zhang was stunned and forgot his lines, thought for a while before patting his head lightly, standing up and slowly walking down the steps according to the content of the script.

The gap of more than 30 seconds in the middle directly made the actor opposite stupid, and the aggressive lines that were about to be shouted were directly forgotten.

Brother Zhang walked to the stage and began to read the lines according to the content of the previous script: "You...... Want to kill me? ”

The paleness and numbness of this line made the opponent actor half a beat slower, and the expression management was a little out of control, he was puzzled in his heart, and said in his heart Why didn't the director stop such a big shooting accident?

However, he still has a high level of professionalism, and since the director didn't shout to stop, he directly began to read the lines.

After a long period of passionate lines, Brother Xiao Zhang was stuck, after all, he was not from a professional class, and the blankness and immaturity in his eyes were actually because he was recalling where he should access his lines.

But it is precisely this hesitation, what I see in the eyes of the director is a kind of lofty introspection, a teenager's momentary hesitation about his own ideas, and the richness and naturalness of the performance level are rarely seen by him, because the emperor should be moody and invisible, but in this case, the only thing that can express emotions is the eyes, and the eyes just now are really amazing.

"Push! Give the actor a close-up of his face! ”

At this time, Brother Zhang began to continue his lines, his lines were originally very long, but Brother Zhang, who had no line skills and no shooting experience, actually divided the lines into segments, and after saying the upper paragraph, he was already embarrassed and about to cut out three bedrooms and one living room on the ground.

Finally, at this time, the director's shouting stopped, and Brother Zhang smiled apologetically at the actor opposite, and the protagonist also turned his head sideways and shouted to the director who rushed over: "Director, what the hell is this, my rhythm is all out of order." ”

And after the director came down, he didn't say anything else, just said to Brother Xiao Zhang: "You are very good and natural throughout the paragraph." But pay attention, in the second half of the lines, can you have a feeling of looking down on the world? It is necessary to carry a sense of indomitable in moderation, that is, the feeling that I am the country. ”

"I ...... Give it a try, I'm sorry to delay your work. ”

"It's okay, you're doing a good job." The director patted Brother Zhang on the shoulder: "Let's do it again, let's start again from the first line." ”

At this time, Rootless Water, who was watching from the side, whispered to the pony, "The Holy Lord may be a natural actor......"

"You still say!" The pony laughed angrily: "It's really for the Thunder Dragon to see them, they can eat you alive." ”

Wugenshui touched the back of his head: "Remember to dip it in soy sauce...... Otherwise, it may not taste good. ”