Chapter 44: The Spicy Pig Hand Incident (for the alliance leader "Jiangxi Fat Brother")
While the two were talking, Mama Lan had already cooked the porridge, took the time to make golden tea for Erjin, and quickly cleaned up the pork. Ah Hua's appetite is too large, enough to be busy for a while.
The two hadn't seen each other for four years, and they had a lot to say. Randy talks about his time in Sword Hill, and Erjin talks about his experience in Jiangxia's craft school.
Sometimes I talk about catching fish and birds when I was a child, and fighting with Lan Yi's gang, and before I knew it, it was going to be dark.
"Brother, those meats are easy to spoil if you can't eat them, do you want to dry them into bacon?"
Lan Zuo and Henry had finished cleaning up the four foxes and five wild boars, and Lan Zuo ran in to ask for instructions.
Randy frowned and thought for a moment, "Let's let Henry put it in storage first." When I finish fighting the demonic beasts on the mountain, I will treat you to Lan Zhi's attitude towards us, so that he will not regret it easily. ”
"Huh? Randy, why do you understand the world so well, and Jianqiu still teaches this? ”
"Erjin, the senior brother Shaoshan I told you about is an expert in human feelings. I was fortunate enough to share a dormitory with him, and what I could learn was less than one-tenth of what he did. ”
Lan Zuo and Lan Ma brought the dishes to the big table in the hall, in addition to Lan's braised pork, there are fried bacon with winter bamboo shoots, braised pork belly with daylily, and Xiaoxiang pork knuckle.
Erjin was not polite to Randy, "I haven't eaten braised pork made by my aunt for a long time." ”
Erjin and Henry wanted to help, but they were persuaded by Lan's mother, "You drink, I and Lan Zuo can come." ”
The meals were all ready, Shilanxi Xiaoqu was set up, and Lan Zuo was also pushed to the table by Lan's mother.
"Let's eat together."
"I just drank some porridge, and when I cooked, I was already full, and I wasn't hungry."
Randy was thoughtful, but the mother actually abides by the traditional rules, and women can't serve the table. But is that really true? If he marries Coco home in the future, he won't let her serve at the table?
Randy couldn't figure it out for a moment, but when he noticed that it was dark in the hall and the last bit of the sun was blocked, Ah Hua walked in with his head held high.
It smelled the aroma of braised pork outside, and it was already scratching its ears and cheeks. But he is a "big brother", the king of beasts, and he can't be like a monkey. After enduring it for a long time, no one greeted him, but he still walked into the hall by himself with a shelf.
Shaking the tiger's head and looking left and right, Lan Ma, the elder, didn't come to the table, so I'm the biggest? So he unceremoniously squeezed past Erjin and walked towards the main seat.
Two catties are fatter, and the gap behind them is indeed narrower.
Remembering that he had to hide behind this tiger tomorrow when he joined Randy's team up the mountain, he quickly moved his chair forward, his stomach pressed against the table, and the table surface was slightly raised.
Ah Fei squeezed past behind Erjin, and the black and yellow round table swayed.
Ah Hua swaggered and sat on the main seat, and the tiger claw patted Erjin's shoulder casually, and nodded, as if it was a commendation.
However, Erjin's body stiffened, his face turned pale, he clenched his teeth, his hands and legs trembled uncontrollably, and he couldn't feel Ah Hua's kindness at all.
Lan Qi saw Ah Hua sit down and was about to get up, but was held down by Randy.
Randy hurriedly ran out and brought a large pot of braised pork from the stove and placed it in front of Ah Hua courteously.
Ah Hua is very satisfied with Erjin's respect, this friend of the shovel officer is very good, much kinder than the big man, and the shovel officer is also very diligent, well, this is what he should do.
Randy gestured with one hand, and everyone started eating, and several pairs of chopsticks pointed to the braised pork in the center of the table.
Randy and Lan Zuo have missed this thing for a long time, and Henry has been Randy Amway countless times. Sure enough, this kind of fat but not greasy, melt-in-your-mouth thing conquered everyone's taste buds in one bite.
Although Lan Zuo hasn't eaten meat for a long time, he still looks like Sven, Randy has eaten the bland and sweet Huaiyang cuisine in Jianqiu for four years, and he is eager to wear the braised pork in his hometown, and he immediately swept the clouds.
Henry has always maintained the demeanor of an aristocracy, but secretly added a wind technique to himself, speeding up the speed of stretching chopsticks.
All this Ah Hua has seen in his eyes, and it has not yet started to eat. This king has been a pet of the Marquis Zeng for forty years, what scene have you never seen?
As a veteran gourmet, you must first look at the appearance of the dish, then smell the taste carefully, revel in it, and then taste it slowly, so as not to let the good things go to waste. Those of you who have no knowledge, do you still need the guidance of Senior Brother Ben?
Well, Senior Brother Ben hasn't reached the holy level yet, so he can't speak.
After reading it and smelling it, Ah Hua gently rolled a few pieces of meat with her tongue, and immediately opened her eyes, lowered her head, and buried her head in the basin.
Gobbling up what he said was Ah Hua at this time, the junior brothers and disciples hadn't eaten three pieces each, and Ah Hua's pot of meat was gone.
Randy was prepared and took out the second pot directly from under the table.
The most elegant food here is still two catties, after all, he is a rich man, and high-end Hunan cuisine is often eaten.
After eating two bites of braised pork, I tasted winter bamboo shoots and daylily, and began to deal with pork knuckles. At this time, Randy stood up and toasted Ah Hua with a smile on his face.
Ah Hua Hu's head shook continuously, he couldn't drink enough, so he had to protect his senior brother's face in front of his junior brother. And if you get drunk and delay eating braised pork, you must not eat it.
The elder brother quit drinking, and everyone raised their glasses together.
This time, Henry was very careful in eating the dishes, and carefully observed, except for the braised pork, the other three dishes were spicy, and when he tasted it, he took a small bite, and he felt that it was bearable.
When Lan Zuo next to him poured himself wine, Henry pouted.
He had drunk the wine here several times in Great Xia, and it was always with a bowl. It's too stingy to use such a small cup here.
It seems that here in Xiangnan, the food is terrible, but the amount of alcohol is small, and those bottles of Shilanxi Xiaoqu are really enough for four people to drink?
Seeing that Randy and Erjin lit up the bottom of the cup with each other, Lan Zuo was not in good health and didn't dare to drink more, so he just took a sip, and Henry heroically dried the wine in the cup.
Henry's eyes suddenly widened, his face flushed again, he turned away, and coughed violently.
At last the wine was much lighter than the pepper, and Henry soon recovered. When he turned around, no one else said anything, only Ah Hua squinted at him, the corners of his mouth turned up, revealing a "tiger smile." ”
He was ridiculed by a monster, and Henry was very unconvinced, "It's not wine, it's alcohol." I didn't expect this thing to be so high, better than orc vodka, otherwise it would be perfectly fine. ”
Erjin wanted to break the embarrassment, so he sandwiched a pig's hand and gave it to Ah Hua, "You taste it, this is delicious." ”
Ah Hua is very satisfied with Erjin's flattery, and when he is on the battlefield tomorrow, this king can protect you and allow you to hide behind you.
Licked it elegantly with his big tongue, and suddenly his tiger eyes were wide again. This time I didn't think it was delicious, it was spicy.
A standard "tiger leap", jumped over the long table and jumped directly to the door.
Randy hurriedly said, "Senior brother is so handsome!" ”
Ah Hua didn't have time to listen to flattery, so she jumped around the yard and roared loudly. Shi Lanchong's chickens, ducks, cattle and horses trembled again, and they couldn't sleep all night.