106, fake roast chicken is real kung fu

"What is the relationship between your autopsy immortal and their zodiac signs? And I think Brother Zhang has a very good attitude towards you, won't this hurt the feelings of the zodiac? ”

"It's the twelve spirits, and it's the zodiac. And we are the Twelve Spirits, and they are the Autopsy Immortals. The mouse leaned against the counter, and sat next to him to rest and rest Zhang Yao: "Actually, there is nothing that hurts or hurts feelings, this is the Holy Lord." He doesn't need to be decisive or partial, and you may not know what exactly he does. ”

"So didn't I ask you, after all, most of those autopsy immortals are annoying, and you are a police uncle, won't Brother Zhang help you?"

The mouse smiled, turned his head and glanced at the thunder dragon: "You answer, I'll watch TV." ”

Lei Long, who was wiping the cup at the counter, raised his eyelids and glanced at Zhang Yao, and said with disdain: "Look at your pattern." Do you know the reason why whether it is the Twelve Spirits or the Autopsy Immortals, they have to make a big salute when they see the boss? ”

"I don't know."

"Hmm. I'll just tell you this, the Twelve Spirits and the Autopsy Immortal are mortal enemies, because the Twelve Spirits and the Autopsy Immortal both belong to different branches of the same genre, fighting for orthodoxy. And the Holy Lord is the co-master of the four seas of the world's magic, law, Tao, and square. This Lord is not the Lord of the Master, but the Lord of the things. What is the Lord of the Holy Lord? The main thing is inheritance and continuation, for example, two thousand years ago, the corpse immortal sect won, and then the twelve spirits were chased and killed until there was no way to retreat, and then the heart was horizontal, and he drilled to the location of the holy lord of the year, knelt down to the holy lord's seat and said: Holy lord, I am defeated. ”

"And then?" Zhang Yao asked curiously.

"And then? Then the Holy Lord opened the door and said to the 30,000 soldiers who were chasing after him and the sergeant warlock under the Qinglingzi Gate: Go back, the overall situation has been decided. Lei Long even described it with a gesture: "Then none of these tens of thousands of people have the courage to take another step forward. Qin Shi Huang came over and just said to the Holy Lord: Please protect my great Qin people, mountains and rivers for all generations. ”

"And after that? Will the Twelve Spirits be okay after that? ”

"Of course, there is something, but according to the rules, the loser is not allowed to step out of the mountain gate two Jiazi, and he can inherit it with peace of mind." Lei Long smiled: "Two Jiazi have a inheritance, you know this." Therefore, no matter how fierce the fight between the Twelve Spirits and Qing Lingzi is, they will break the sky, and the Holy Lord cannot be partial to either side, and only impartiality can protect the inheritance. Otherwise, how do you think the 5,000-year-old civilization has been passed down? Do you think that the light of inheritance is only magic and spells? There are also benevolence, righteousness, courtesy, wisdom and faith, gentleness, courtesy, frugality, loyalty, filial piety, courage and honesty. ”

At this time, the mouse smiled: "In our opinion, inheritance is more important than life. If we lose our inheritance, we can't be reincarnated forever. That's why Rhubarb is a god of exile, bullied by this and that all day long. ”

At this time, Rhubarb, who was eating canned cats, raised his head: "Say it again, say it again, I'll cry to you." ”

"But...... The autopsy immortals are all bad guys, right? Where does the inheritance come from? ”

"Huang Die'er is the autopsy immortal, you two went out shopping yesterday, okay." Lei Long knocked on the table: "Hua Laozi 12,000, what did you buy?" She wouldn't tell me. ”

"Nothing." Zhang Yao scratched her head: "It turns out that she is the autopsy immortal......"

"Yes, Pony is also a former autopsy immortal, the mountain king is also an autopsy immortal, and rootless water is also a autopsy immortal. Sister Dog used to ......"

Halfway through Lei Long's speech, he found that Sister Dog's eyes had looked at him gloomily, and he immediately said silently: "The only people in the whole process of the twelve spirits are rats, me, and tiger girls, and the transformation of identity is not a big deal." Qing Lingzi just said that he had broken the law at this stage, and if the mouse caught him, the leader would not stop him, but if one day the autopsy immortal came to the Holy Lord to admit defeat and pass it on with peace of mind. The twelve spirits can't be pursued either. ”

"Legal ...... Isn't that contempt for the law? ”

"It's not that we flout the law, it's mainly that we have our own restraint system within ourselves when the law can't be restrained. Of course, Qing Lingzi still has to be shot if he is caught. The mouse snorted coldly and said, "But what about shooting, have you seen the Terminator?" As long as the inheritance is still there, we will not die or die, and they will not die. So if Qing Lingzi is caught, I will ban his six senses and put him in the Leifeng Tower. ”

"Huh?" Zhang Yao was stunned: "Leifeng Tower? ”

"Not necessarily, it may also be the Great Bao'en Temple or the Big Wild Goose Pagoda." Lei Long nodded and said, "This is called sealing. ”

"It feels conflicting......"

"Well, that's how we've been passed down from generation to generation. And at that time, Qing Lingzi and they were pitted by the book burning pit Confucianism, don't you see, buried alive for 2,000 years, won't they come back? Lei Long smiled helplessly: "By the way, you are so enthusiastic to inquire about the boss, if you want to be interesting to him, you can say it directly, although you are not worthy of him, but people can't give up hope." ”

"I'm too lazy to pay attention to you."

Zhang Yao turned around, picked up the remote control, and began to search for the program boringly.

Suddenly, all eyes in the room were on the TV, because it happened to be a Hong Kong program that was interviewing Brother Zhang.

"What's going on?" Lei Long stood up and looked at the TV curiously: "Boss, this is ...... What did you do? ”

"Shh......h Don't be noisy. Zhang Yao frowned and stopped Lei Long: "He seems to be participating in some competition." ”

"He? Participating in a competition? ”

Zhang Yao turned up the volume to the maximum, and the voice of Brother Zhang being interviewed came from the TV, only to hear the reporter ask Brother Zhang: "Do you have confidence in the next cooking competition?" On the opposite side is Zhuang Wenqing's closed disciple. ”

Brother Zhang smiled: "I have already won." ”

As he spoke, he pointed to the audience, and when the camera turned, he saw the pony holding the reward below, and a 100-inch TV behind him waving to the camera.

Thunder Dragon scolded: "Bad luck." ”

Then the camera turned back to Brother Xiao Zhang, and the reporter asked again: "Then why can you agree to the request of others to continue the game after you have won?" ”

Brother Xiao Zhang spoke straighter than his Ding Ding, and said as soon as he opened his mouth: "Because you can steal the teacher." ”

"Stealing a teacher?"

"Hmm." Brother Xiao Zhang nodded seriously and said, "I have a restaurant, I can learn from his dishes and sell them back." ”

As soon as these words came out, everyone in the bubble tea shop laughed directly, Zhang Yao slammed the table with laughter, and even Rhubarb rolled around on the table with laughter.

This sentence directly blocked the reporters of the Hong Kong faction who spoke sparsely, and it was difficult to ask anything next.

Everyone has made it clear that they are going to steal the teacher, how else can they say? And what he said is reasonable, isn't it a beautiful thing to steal a famous chef's dish and sell it back?

Next, the preparations on Brother Zhang's side have been completed, and all the valuable materials have been displayed in front of the TV one by one.

Zhang Yao pointed to the TV and said: "This hotel has a pattern and can be marketed. Terrible. ”

"Hmm......" Lei Long touched his chin and pondered for a long time: "This idea can be there, and when the boss comes back, they will also hold a kitchen god competition." ”

"Don't make a noise, here we go!"

Zhang Yao shouted excitedly, the room instantly quieted down, and everyone watched Brother Zhang's hand reach into the box and slowly find out the name of a dish.

"Spring Greeting Luohan Zhai"

Brother Zhang drew out the name of the dish, and his expression was clouded at that time, then he put the paper in the palm of his hand, took out his mobile phone in his right hand and began to check the recipe.

At this time, the yellow croaker in soup drawn by the other chef had already begun to be made, but Brother Xiao Zhang was still checking the recipes.

The annoying reporter just now came up again, almost taking a close-up of Brother Xiao Zhang with a slap in the face, and then asked in a cheap tone: "Why don't you start doing it yet?" Do you think it's too easy and not challenging? ”

Brother Zhang shook his head and said blankly: "I won't, I'm looking up the recipe." After speaking, he really flipped the screen of his mobile phone to show the reporter, and it was really the recipe of the Spring Festival Luohan Zhai. ”

Not only did the reporter feel that he couldn't ask any more questions, but even the thunder dragon felt quite speechless.

"Hey, hey, that's too honest, isn't it...... It's a shame to do that. Zhang Yao shouted in the house: "What about face? Does he not want to lose face? ”

"Brother Xiao Zhang is not used to those stinky problems." The mouse hugged a handful of melon seeds and ate it: "It's not once or twice that he temporarily hugged Buddha's feet." ”

Brother Zhang put his mobile phone next to him, and while watching the video in the recipe, he clicked and cut the vegetables, although it was temporary, but the degree of skill was far beyond imagination, he didn't even use his eyes to look at the dishes, pick them up and cut them, but he was still able to cut the dishes beautifully.

At this time, the camera turned again, and Brother Zhang's opponent had already begun to pour soup on the yellow croaker, which looked really beautiful, and the host did not hesitate to praise Peter, and said that he was the hope of a young chef in Hong Kong and Macao, and that he was the most vigorous young chef.

Peter was still concentrating on preparing the dishes, but after being farted like this, his face was a little unbearable, and he pointed to Brother Zhang and said to reporters: "You go and shoot him, he has won two sets of me." ”

The reporter was speechless, glanced back at Brother Zhang, and then continued to focus the camera firmly at Peter.

"Hahaha...... Laughed at me. ”

The bubble tea shop is full of laughter at the moment, they finally know what it means to be wicked, as long as I am not embarrassed, it is someone else who is embarrassed.

It's worth it...... The famous big-mouthed host is now being exploded by a chef, and the first focus of countless people is no longer on what dishes are cooking, but on what new operations are left after the magical chef who temporarily reads the recipes.

"I'm going to the scene!" After Brontosaurus finished speaking, he took off his apron and rushed out the door.

"I went too." Sister Dog followed.

At this time, Zhang Yao looked at the mouse blankly, and the mouse clicked and ate a melon seed: "Don't look at me, I can't fly." ”