127, Brother Zhang's happiness

"You're so weird."

The Queen Mother of Kunlun West of the Nine Sages and the maid Xinghua Yungu were sitting in a tea restaurant on a street corner at the moment, looking at the table full of food, Brother Zhang ate a bite of everything, and then recorded the taste characteristics and texture of these things in the notebook, and sighed sincerely.

"I'm going to steal it back and sell it." Brother Zhang said very seriously: "Actually, these are not difficult, it just depends on the amount of seasoning and heat in this taste." ”

Or how to say that he is strange, there are two fairies sitting in front of him, one is full of youth, and the other is immortal and twenty-four-year-old diamond roses, which are not the taste of fireworks in the world, but the true and pure thirty-six degrees and five primordial flesh fragrances.

But this person is actually here to study shiitake mushroom and egg beef rice......

"Do you really not have the seven emotions and six desires of the world?" The Queen Mother of the West looked at Brother Zhang and asked curiously, "Or are you already beyond the human world?" ”

"You have?"

The two of them suddenly fell into an eerie silence, because he didn't, she didn't, his degree was a little better, she really didn't.

"That's why I'm going to ask you, how can I have it?"

"You ask me?" Brother Zhang raised his eyes and helped his glasses: "Think about the meaning of your words." ”

There was another long silence, only the sound of Brother Zhang tasting the food came, and the dignified Queen Mother of the West and the legendary-level guardian formed a logical closed loop on this issue, and none of them could jump out.

As for how this question came about, it was mainly last night...... Forget it, it's not much to mention, anyway, this funny topic is being brought up and discussed again and again.

"Since I have chosen to fall into the mortal world forever, I must find out, I am 198,000 years old." The Queen Mother of the West was a little angry and funny: "When you humans were still monkeys, I was already like this. ”

Brother Xiao Zhang raised his head and clapped his hands gently: "It's amazing, it's amazing." ”

"My wisdom is far above that of mortals."

"yes, I know." Brother Zhang nodded.

"You're nothing big in my eyes." The Queen Mother of the West tried to provoke Brother Zhang: "It's just that it's just blessed." ”

"Hmm." Brother Zhang's expression barely changed, and he didn't even look up: "I was originally a mortal body." ”

"You can't do it."

This remark directly killed all the topics, Xinghua Yungu listened to it next to her and her face turned red, although she was more shy and conservative, but she would still understand what she should understand, she just never expected that the scale of the mother's chat was so big.

"I guess it's an emotional problem, and you're pretty much the same. You're just curious, not out of desire, and you can't blame me. ”

The Queen Mother of the West pointed around: "I will not be like you if I change anyone." ”

"Niangniang...... Yun Gu reminded in a low voice beside her: "The scale ...... It's a bit big. ”

Brother Xiao Zhang nodded and said, "It's a bit big." ”

But Niangniang doesn't care about this, she almost doesn't have any emotional fluctuations that humans should have, so there is no shame and helplessness, she gently cocked Erlang's legs: "I've known you for ten years, although ten years is very short for me, but for you, it's half your life, and you don't have a little idea?" ”

"I was thinking about what it would taste like if I braised you a few years ago."

Brother Zhang's words made Niangniang's expression remain unchanged for about thirty seconds, and then she thought about it carefully and said, "I think it should look like a bullfrog." ”

Brother Xiao Zhang thought carefully about this question, then raised his head and said seriously: "I think it should be mutton flavor." ”

"Why?"

"Because of Sao."

"...... Calm down, a lot of people are watching......"

Yun Gu pulled the mother who wanted to slap Brother Zhang, which made the conflict between the two not break out, but Brother Xiao Zhang just laughed, without the slightest feeling of panic after offending her.

After about five minutes, Niangniang suddenly realized a problem, she widened her eyes and asked Brother Zhang, "What was anger just now?" ”

"Hmm."

"Then you scold me again."

The request was strange, so strange that Yun Gu couldn't listen to it anymore, she walked to the door with her milk tea to get a breath of fresh air.

Niangniang is a peaceful person, and the guardian is also a peaceful person, but it is always elusive for these two peaceful people to get together.

Thinking about the conversation between the two just now, Yun Gu's face couldn't help but turn red again, although it shouldn't be, but she felt that after Niangniang broke her apart last night, something must have happened with the guardian, but it seemed to ...... It's not as good as it could be.

But now Yun Gu feels that the biggest problem between them is that the two of them have no scruples when they speak, just like Niang Niang said the guardian, neither of them seems to have anyone who cares about it in this world.

And just when Yun Gu was emptying herself at the door, the Thunder Dragon duo was already standing on the top of the tallest building in Macau at the moment overlooking the overall situation.

If they want to find the person who attacked the pony and the rootless water yesterday, this matter will require Yellow Butterfly to enter and go.

Although Huang Die'er can't open the Soul Tower alone, Lei Long can provide her with energy, and the two of them only need one to exert their abilities and the other to provide them with energy, and they can capture the thoughts of everyone in the entire Macao in an instant.

However, this is also very risky, because at that moment, Huang Die'er will receive more than 500G of information traffic, and according to the download speed, it is about 13TB per second, so if you take it all, Huang Die'er's skull will be burned in less than a second.

So in order to protect themselves from harm, she and Brontosaurus decided to conduct a regional contact scan, that is, to receive information in contact mode, receive it instantaneously and then sift it.

It's very difficult, but at least it's safe, but it's really slow.

"Take a break."

Huang Die'er was exhausted now, and Lei Long asked her to sit next to her and rest for a while.

It lasted for three hours, from dawn to dark, and the useful information they got was too little, although it was also mixed with all kinds of messy criminal information, but it was not for the thunder dragon to govern, he just wanted to drag out the people who had the courage to attack the twelve spirits.

"In such a small place, there are really a lot of people." Huang Die'er sat next to her and covered her eyes and muttered, "In a big place, there are almost 800,000 people, I can't stand it anymore." ”

Lei Long naturally knew how painful it was for her to continue working like this, and it was light to be mentally sluggish, it was estimated that it would really take one night to finish, and she would have to go back to sleep for three days to recover, not including the physical damage.

So Lei Long was still reluctant, he also sat down and patted Huang Die'er on the back and said, "Daughter-in-law, don't worry, let's find it slowly." ”

"Can it be slow? This kind of thing changes every day, why are you so irresponsible. ”

The thunder dragon was choked inexplicably, but he was actually not angry, because he received so many memories in an instant, and the negative emotions in it would increase infinitely, which was one of the dangers of this work, if there was no strong mind, it would be easy to collapse.

So the thunder dragon didn't continue, just put things away: "Go back." ”

After speaking, he couldn't help but say that he jumped downstairs with Huang Die'er on his shoulder.

The thunder dragon can fly, and it is one of the only three people in the twelve spirits who can fly, even the tiger girl does not have this skill, she can only jump, but she jumps relatively high.

"That's right...... My Tiger Sister! ”

Sister Dog can't count on it, she has to keep the house, but isn't the tiger girl always idle......

So after Lei Long landed, he first took Huang Die'er back to the hotel to rest, and then took out his mobile phone and started to play videos to Hu Niu.

Soon, Hu Niu took the video, she is now taking a bath in her more than 400 square bathrooms, and when she saw Lei Long's face appear in the video, her eyebrows jumped: "What's wrong?" ”

"Big sister...... Hey...... The eldest sister ...... "Lei Long has become extremely flattering, although he is the one who has been naughty since he was a child, and he is the one who does not deal with the tiger girl when he grows up, but it is precisely this little bastard who has the best relationship with the tiger girl." UU reads books

And in addition to Brother Xiao Zhang, only Lei Long, a stinky boy, can shout Tiger Girl.

"Say!"

Hu Niu spoke vigorously and acted resolutely, she frowned, and the thunder dragon butt swallow tightened, and then hurriedly smiled: "Eldest sister...... I want you to help, okay...... Come to Macau, let's meet. ”

"Zhang is also there?"

"Yes, yes."

The tiger girl stood up from the bathtub with a bang, put the bath towel around her body, and walked with a tiger.

The video quickly went dark, and Lei Long also breathed a sigh of relief, turned back to Huang Die'er who was lying on the bed and said, "It's easy to do when the eldest sister comes, you don't have to work so hard." ”

Huang Die'er had begun to have a severe headache now, she snorted weakly twice, and then quickly fell asleep.

Lei Long was really distressed when he saw this scene, but he couldn't help it, now that he thinks about it, he really doesn't seem to be in charge of Huang Die'er......

Tiger Girl is now in Australia, and as soon as she jumps out of the mansion and begins to soar at sea level at a speed of 1,200 kilometers per hour. The sea was no way for her, and when there was a trail on the way, she would leap over the island, then drop like a bombshell on the surface of the sea and continue to run.

Nearly 3,000 kilometers away, she had arrived in more than two hours, and when she came to the open sea of Macao and landed on the sea in a bombshell mode, the whole Macao people heard a loud bang.

The brontosaurus quickly came to the window and beckoned in the direction of the loud noise and mist, and the man with the scars on his face was also awakened and looked out.

Almost instinctively, he sensed that something was wrong, and quickly closed the curtains, and his body disappeared into the room.