146, Xu Fu Department? Jiang Shang Department? New terms appear!

Because of Jin Mei's various whimsical ideas, Brother Zhang has now learned to rack his brains every day to deal with Jin Mei's unexpected tricks, and the days between you and me have become less lonely and hopeless, and there is even a faint sense of expectation.

I just got up early this morning, and Brother Zhang was still brushing his teeth, thinking about what tricks the Queen Mother of the West would have today, when suddenly a figure flew through the wall and flew straight to Brother Zhang's bed, holding his pillow and lying on the side and looking at him.

"There's a door."

"I don't like it, I like to go through walls."

When Brother Zhang saw her dripping eyes, he immediately understood that she must have some wonderful idea. To be honest, Brother Zhang is quite curious, how does this guy have a strange little idea every day, and the key is that her little idea will change tricks for Brother Zhang to realize together, which is interesting and interesting, but it is really grinding people.

"Tell me, what do you want to do?"

"I think...... When we go back with you, we'll pretend we don't know each other. ”

"Okay."

Brother Zhang has long learned not to ask why, because she always has her own reasons, so she doesn't need to ask at all, just wait for her to say it herself.

"Then I can break into your life little by little, and I have to fight with those little girls around you." Jin Mei lay on her stomach and supported her chin with her hands and said, "I have already asked Yun Gu to fight the outpost, and she will help me figure out what the situation is." ”

Brother Xiao Zhang just laughed disdainfully, thinking that this girl's idea was really boring, but he didn't have anything to say, after all, nine times out of ten in what she said was fooling, because Aunt Yun also sent a message yesterday morning saying that because there was something very important to deal with, she could only stop her vacation first and go back to work for a while, and told Brother Xiao Zhang that she would invite him to eat fried lotus flowers next year.

Of course, Jin Mei's flickering is not annoying, after all, it is also an occupational disease, immortals are like this, they will always use all kinds of strange things to show their ethereal and unique, Xiao Zhang Brother has been in contact with many so-called immortals, most of them are like this, but it is not a lie or they like to test it, and if they want to ask what is the specific meaning, they can't say where the specific meaning is, anyway, when they see people, they will test it, and it is called "experience".

"What are your plans to be specific?"

"Me?" Jin Mei heard Brother Zhang ask herself, she smiled and said, "I plan to open an herbal tea shop and compete with you." ”

Brother Xiao Zhang naturally knew the situation in Chang'an Lane, he shook his head and said, "It will lose money and go out of business." ”

"Lose it, I have a lot of money."

Forget it, Brother Xiao Zhang despised this self-conscious fairy in his heart, and then walked into the bathroom. It's just that when he came out, Jin Mei was already asleep, she fell asleep with a pillow and leaned on the quilt, her posture was graceful, her long hair was like a waterfall, and her face was tranquil, it is not an exaggeration to describe it as moving.

Brother Xiao Zhang sat there and was busy, got dressed and walked straight out, but the moment he closed the door, Jin Mei sat up from the bed like this, she hugged the pillow and said to the door: "No, you can go!" ”

But before she could finish speaking, the door opened again, and Brother Zhang's head poked in from inside: "Because I know you're pretending to be asleep." ”

Jin Mei elongated her tone with her nasal cavity "um" for a long time, and Brother Zhang just took out two movie tickets: "Didn't you say you wanted to go to the movies?" Let's go. ”

"Here we go."

The movie they watched was the one in which Brother Zhang made a cameo, what do you say about this movie...... The story is a bit old-fashioned and it can be clearly seen that the special tone of Hong Kong movies that have lost their original classic filters due to the use of high-definition cameras, and a movie like this has lost the texture it should have been, which will feel weird, whether it is preconceived or true, it must be problematic anyway.

However, in general, people like Brother Xiao Zhang, who have learned about movies, can only roughly say whether the movie is good or not, and because it is a morning show, there are only a few people sitting there in the entire theater, among which there is a big brother who is also very professional in commenting there, and Brother Zhang's overall idea has broken him.

However, the eldest brother who commented on Xiao Zhang's guest appearance evaluation is still very good, and people said that Xiao Zhang's performance and demeanor are simply the finishing touch of the whole movie, and said that he is looking forward to the follow-up actor can have his own exclusive works, if there is, he will definitely become the most potential and influential rookie star in recent years, and also said that if the actor can be signed under his economic company, he will definitely make him soar in less than five years.

This blow, Brother Zhang, who was sitting not far away, was a little overwhelmed, but Jin Mei kept pushing him with her elbow on the side, seeing her bad appearance of wanting to laugh and holding back her laughter, Brother Zhang was really a little embarrassed.

When the movie ended, Jin Mei didn't say anything, she just thought that it might be fun to make a movie, and Brother Xiao Zhang also promised that he could take Jin Mei to audition next time, and then she began to indulge in the fantasy of the big heroine, plus she is also a person who has watched Zhen Huan's biography, so she is already imagining the magnificent palace fight plot.

And it's also interesting to say that the top people are enjoying the most ordinary life, and every day they are looking for all kinds of interesting things in the city, as if there are no intrigues, intrigues, and ghosts, although they know that they exist, and even they themselves are the highest beings in some legends.

However, their days are not always quiet and peaceful, and even a little boring in the eyes of ordinary people. After all, a person like Jin Mei is the absolute focus wherever he goes.

So when they had lunch at noon, Jin Mei met a pickup in earnest, which belonged to the kind of pickup who obviously had a male partner by her side, but still had the courage to step forward to show her charm.

In fact, the matter is not complicated, that is, the two of them were eating, and a man about thirty years old walked over, although he politely asked Jin Mei if he could get to know her, but he still inadvertently showed his famous brand.

But it's a pity that Jin Mei's recognition of famous brands is worse than that of Brother Xiao Zhang, she doesn't realize that the person in front of her is showing off her wealth with a strange gesture, and even asks Brother Xiao Zhang with a smile if she wants to know this person.

Of course, Brother Zhang didn't mind, he shrugged his shoulders indifferently, and then said, "This is your own freedom." ”

And Jin Mei shook her head with a smile, refused the person's request, and watched the other party leave with some loss, Jin Mei suddenly asked Brother Xiao Zhang: "Do you say that the kind of plot in the movie and TV series where you can't get to know each other and become angry and angry, and then find someone to hijack it?" ”

Brother Xiao Zhang shook his head: "I don't know, I haven't experienced it." ”

"So why do so many men and women cheat? I actually don't understand why it's so easy to communicate with others, and then it's so easy to sleep with someone, isn't it something that takes a long time to think about before you can decide? How does it seem so easy to them. ”

Brother Xiao Zhang pursed his lips and thought for a long time, then shook his head with a smile and gave up thinking, because he didn't understand either, after all, socializing was a little more difficult for him than going to Mars.

"I've read a lot of women's columns, and many of them will describe their cheating experiences, and one of the most mentioned points is that there is no passion in life, but I really don't understand what it means to be passionate, I think it's good to have someone to talk to every day, eat different foods, and watch a movie."

Judging from her eyes and tone, she really thought so, and Brother Xiao Zhang also deeply agreed with her words, it was rare that the two did not disagree on this issue, and Jin Mei continued: "So what is the passion that mortals need? Is it in need of emotional stimulation? ”

"But what is a thrill?" Brother Zhang asked curiously.

"I don't know, I haven't experienced it."

The two were discussing a proposition about cheating as if discussing an academic issue, and they even began to discuss various preconditions about "stimulation", and finally Jin Mei came to a conclusion that in fact, what those cheating people want may not be passion, all passion may be their attempts to forgive themselves, and the real core is because of greed.

Everything in the world has a demand to have a market, only men or women have a demand will be based on the demand for targeted behavior, where there are so many feelings have to be, to say that the sky is just a transaction.

However, they are not masters of sociology and emotion, and they have discussed for a long time without a single result, but the topic has changed from drunken gold fans to sexual relations, and two ignorant people are discussing issues that all intelligent people can't discuss.

"And what do you want?"

Jin Mei looked at Brother Xiao Zhang and asked a soul question, and Brother Zhang shook his head. If he had been placed in the past, he would have answered "death" without hesitation, he wanted to die, and he wanted to complete a self-exile and abandonment of his own life through death.

But now, after Jin Mei appeared, he gradually found that he couldn't blurt out that word like before, and this became his most contradictory and twisted point, because he didn't even want to die, so he didn't know what he wanted at all.

"And what do you not want?" Jin Mei continued to ask and then talked to herself: "I don't want to see the lotus pond and the peach tree again!" ”

"I ......" Brother Zhang hesitated for a moment and then smiled: "I don't want you to look at the lotus pond and the peach tree anymore." ”

"Hah!" Jin Mei raised her head and looked at Brother Zhang's side face: "Are you pretending to be it?" ”

"What's it for?" Brother Xiao Zhang looked dazed.

"It's just that you look stupid, are you pretending to be or not? I think you're so good.,It's very sultry to say anything.,I think those flamboyant male protagonists are not as good as you can speak.,The love words they say are greasy and disgusting.,But you can always say it so naturally.。 ”

Brother Xiao Zhang was happy: "Maybe it's just because of ...... I don't know what I want. ”

"Okay, you'll find out later." Jin Mei said seriously: "If I really don't know, then I'll catch an ordinary person and ask, and then use ordinary people to fulfill their wishes and dreams." ”

"Yes, you can."

Just when the two of them were talking out of tune, wandering around the world, the mouse had already returned to Hong Kong with the strange dog, although he was injured, he didn't dare to live there for a moment, because Qing Lingzi was too close to him and he was also isolated, although he narrowly defeated Qing Lingzi in the formation, but after all, he couldn't live in the formation twenty-four hours a day, plus Qing Lingzi's ghost is scheming, meticulous and will be rewarded, so staying in that place is too risky for the mouse.

"Why? Why do we want to resurrect Qing Lingzi, don't we think that our life is not long enough? ”

When the dog was on the boat, it faced the mouse's questioning, and its tone seemed even more surprised than that of the mouse: "Our Xu Tianjun and the autopsy immortal are also mortal enemies, how can we work hard to resurrect that kind of monster, and wait for him to us after resurrection?" ”

This stitched dog's mouth is quite neat, and he also knows that he should have no chance to escape now, because even he, a person who has no credit for the organization and no hard work, was ruthlessly abandoned when he heard the three words of Qing Lingzi, and when he thinks about it, he knows how terrifying Qing Lingzi is.

"Reincarnation in the Nine Prisons? That's not Xu Fu's talent, he's not a Taoist, that thing is a Fangshi. ”

Now this stitching monster is not a mouthful, after the collapse of faith, he is now called Xu Fu more smoothly than anyone else, and he is almost a Xu Fu old dog. However, although he has lost respect for Xu Fu, he is still full of sincerity in this vein, when he mentions Xu Fu, he is Xu Fu, and when he mentions their sect, he will say "Xu Tianjun".

It's just that his attitude and the content of the conversation make the mouse a little confused, if it's not Xu Fu, then who else can have the ability and courage to do this?

"Little brother, you remember to roar, we play with the dead, we don't play with the living. It doesn't matter what the dead died for, but we basically don't have the magic of the living. The dog said seriously: "Xu Tianjun's lineage is also called Yin Soul Fangshi, and the living person sacrifices that Liupai, why don't you go and check Jiang Taigong's line?" ”

The mouse's head was a big circle at that time, and this department didn't understand it, but another department actually came out, and now it seems that the previous analysis may be overturned, Xu Fu's gang ...... Although their identities highly overlap with those people, it seems that they really didn't do it.

"What do you mean...... Besides you, there are people who are scamming over there? ”