"Hello...... I'm here to find an old friend. ”

The woman in front of her is tall, with an almost perfect figure, flaxen-colored hair is natural, and her appearance is not very easy to evaluate, but from the perspective of public aesthetics, it must be a classic beauty of both the East and the West, and the temperament on her body is like an iris blooming in the dark night, mysterious and fresh.

Brother Zhang stretched out his hand and let her look around: "Which one is your old friend here?" ”

And at this moment, Rhubarb jumped to the counter with his head dangling: "It's me." ”

"I'm here to say goodbye to you......" The moon god sat down, looked at the rhubarb covered in the bark and fallen leaves, and his expression was sad: "I'm leaving tomorrow, and I've already sent three orders to me over there, so that I must go." ”

Rhubarb glanced back at Brother Zhang: "It's also good, after all, the person you are about to serve is also a main god." ”

The moon god's mouth opened, but he didn't speak, and finally sighed after a long time, pointing to a bottle of wine on the shelf behind Brother Zhang: "Please bring me that bottle of wine." ”

"Fake." Brother Zhang said simply and clearly: "It is pigment water, for the sake of good looks." ”

The moon god had a strange expression, and she sat there as if she had lost all her momentum, just like the daughter in the story of a parent marrying her daughter to an old bachelor in the village for money, with a bitter and bitter face.

Brother Zhang patted the rhubarb: "Did your friend order food?" ”

Rhubarb nodded: "Mix a pig's ear for her, don't add spicy, add more hemp." ”

Brother Zhang was silent for a while, and then really took out the pig's ears from the refrigerator and cut a plate, and put them in front of the moon god, and the moon god had never even seen this kind of thing, so he naturally didn't dare to put his mouth down, but rhubarb was not welcome, it lowered its head and ate it all, and raised its head to the moon god halfway through the meal and said, "Peanuts are left for you, you taste it." ”

But at this time, no one cared about those peanuts, the moon god just sat there with a haggard expression, watching the rhubarb gnaw on the pig's ears, and the rhubarb gnawed halfway, raised his head and said to Brother Zhang: "Is there goat's milk?" Bring her a drink. ”

"Is it because cats don't digest milk?" Brother Zhang took out a bottle of goat's milk and poured it into the basin where the rhubarb was fed: "Don't let other guests see me feeding the cat with normal utensils." ”

Rhubarb didn't say anything, just sighed and said, "Do you want us to change, you came here as a pet, and I went to the big white elephant to be a maid?" ”

The moon god raised his head and looked at Brother Zhang, then at the rhubarb, and nodded like pounding garlic.

"You want to be beautiful!" Rhubarb gave her a look and said, "I don't like things with long noses, disgusting." ”

Saying this, the moon god was even more sad, and he was about to cry, but Rhubarb didn't care at all, just lay there lazily, tilting his head sideways and sticking out his tongue to lick the goat's milk, his face was leisurely.

And Brother Xiao Zhang didn't ask any questions, he rarely interfered in the behavior of the Three Realms, as long as they were not too aggressive, it was their business to make trouble.

"Do you have money?" Rhubarb suddenly asked, "If you want to have money, I can find you someone to fight with the big white elephant." ”

"But he is the Lord God...... Except for the Guardians, the human world is invincible. ”

"Hey, don't worry about that much. Just ask if you have money. ”

The moon god was silent for a moment, then nodded: "Yes...... Some. ”

"Some are fucking many!" Rhubarb raised his head and asked seriously, "Three or five thousand yuan, that's not good." This matter is still very difficult, you have to prepare at least 20 million. ”

"Huh? Million? Yes...... I have. ”

"I'm talking about dollars!"

"Isn't it okay to have a euro?" The moon god was silent for a moment and asked timidly.

Big order! Rhubarb came to the spirit all of a sudden, isn't the big list of 20 million euros coming, according to Zhang Yao's promise, whoever pulls the business will get 15% of the commission, and as soon as the 3 million euros arrive, the days will not be prosperous? The most expensive canned cat eats a can for dogs, and goat's milk drinks a bottle for watering flowers!

For the sake of financial freedom, Rhubarb immediately jumped off the platform, and then took out the phone and called Zhang Yao.

After a while, Zhang Yao arrived, and she saw the moon god sitting there worried at a glance.

"Hehe, is there anything distressing about my little sister?"

Because the moon god is a virgin goddess, she looks like she is seventeen or eighteen years old, Zhang Yao is twenty-seven or eighteen years old, and it is not too much to call her little sister.

"You call her little sister, when she was born, your eighteenth generation ancestors were just separated." Rhubarb muttered, "She's the moon god!" Do you know the moon god, one of the three Valkyries over there, on the same level as Athena. ”

"No, don't talk nonsense, I remember that the Valkyrie is Athena." Zhang Yao asked curiously, "But it doesn't matter." Why, Miss Luna, what's the trouble you're in? ”

The moon god is now a drowning person, no matter what kind of life-saving straw she will reach out to grab a handful, after hearing Zhang Yao's question, she told her all the predicament she encountered.

After listening to all the contents, Zhang Yao didn't say anything but poured a large bottle of water into his stomach, and Brother Zhang couldn't help but feel funny when he saw Zhang Yao from being complacent to panicking, so he asked, "Do you have the confidence to take this?" ”

But his question obviously did not get a positive answer from Zhang Yao, but swallowed his spit and asked: "How come these foreigners can speak Chinese, is this a bug?" ”

Brother Xiao Zhang still didn't answer, but Rhubarb said disdainfully: "Short-lived species are really easy to make a fuss, and in the long years, the most common leisure way is to study." ”

"Then I haven't seen you work out controlled nuclear fusion."

"Hey." Rhubarb stood up unwillingly: "You have to figure it out, we just live a long time and don't have a high IQ." Can you learn controlled nuclear fusion by studying? Does your logic mean that ten fifth-grade elementary school students are equivalent to a scientist who has been studying science for 50 years? ”

"The length of time and the width cannot be equated." Zhang Yao persistently refuted Rhubarb's words.

"But when you saw calculus in the fifth grade, would you study it?"

"I don't think you're smart, sharp-toothed."

Rhubarb sighed, turned his head and said to Brother Xiao Zhang: "This woman is soft all over her body, but her mouth is very hard. ”

Brother Xiao Zhang nodded, and then said with a smile: "But isn't the question discussed now about how to save this Valkyrie?" ”

Of course, Zhang Yao knew that the core problem now was to save the goddess, but when she learned that this matter was actually the plan of those people above, and if she wanted to save the goddess, she would inevitably offend the two main gods of civilization at the same time, Zhang Yao was actually a little cowardly.

"She's scared."

"You fart." Zhang Yao retorted to Rhubarb sharply: "When have I ever been afraid!" ”

"Come on, then!"

"Come on, come on."

"Come on!"

"Come on, come on!"

At this time, the goddess had already taken out the laurel crown under the moon and put it in front of Zhang Yao: "If it succeeds, I can even give you all the divine power." ”

I'm tempted! To be honest, Zhang Yao was instantly tempted. But she was always rigorous, she still raised her head to look at Brother Xiao Zhang, and Brother Xiao Zhang nodded to indicate that it was true. This time, Zhang Yao was even more itchy, but she was still a little scared, so she asked the goddess, "Why don't you want to go over there?" ”

"You wouldn't want to marry an Indian, would you? Me too. Miss Luna's eyes turned red: "My perception of him is ugly, foul-smelling, vulgar, barbaric, and ignorant. ”

"Then why don't you ask about the magical conch?" Zhang Yao pointed at Brother Zhang: "Isn't it okay for him to help you say a word?" ”

Zhang Yao already knew the identity of Brother Xiao Zhang, she was told to her by the big-mouthed Pipi, she actually didn't believe it, but after many verifications, the cruel reality finally told her that Brother Xiao Zhang was different from those bewitching sluts, he was a real awesome.

Hearing this, the moon god shook his head and glanced at Brother Zhang with a helpless expression: "Guardians will not be involved in this kind of thing. ”

"Really, won't?" Zhang Yao glanced at Brother Zhang curiously: "You are so ruthless." ”

Brother Xiao Zhang shook his head slightly: "No." ”

"How do you do that?" Zhang Yao suddenly asked curiously: "If you want to participate in a certain event, what preconditions do you need?" ”

Brother Xiao Zhang was stirring cream with an egg stirring machine there, and after hearing Zhang Yao's words, he smiled and said, "Don't expect to pull me into the water, if you really provoke something of that level, they don't need to trigger the forbidden area setting if they want to destroy you." ”

Zhang Yao understood as soon as he heard it, what Brother Zhang meant was very simple, that is, if he provoked those main gods, then if they wanted to kill themselves, they didn't need to use those powers that exceeded the scope and needed to be sanctioned, and a slap would probably solve it.

But herein lies the question of how much energy is foul.

"Don't think about it." Brother Zhang shook his head and said, "Don't play with fire." ”

"I see." Zhang Yao leaned there and looked at the goddess's painful appearance: "You mean I don't have any hope at all, but I really want to challenge." For the sake of the oppressed women comrades all over the world, we must also fight. ”

After speaking, she pondered for a while: "Is there any civilization god of the same level who is a girl?" And it's the more naïve kind. ”

Brother Zhang's brows furrowed at that time: "How could the main god be naïve." ”

And at this moment, the door of the bubble tea shop was opened, and a dark-skinned lady wearing the uniform of Xiaojin Coffee Shop walked in with a happy face. Be quick, hurry! ”

Brother Xiao Zhang looked at her, Rhubarb looked at her, and the moon god also looked at her, but Zhang Yao asked blankly, "What's wrong?" Why are they all looking at her? ”

"Well......" Brother Zhang muttered for a while: "I take back what I just said." ”

"What?"

"How could the Lord God be naïve."