192, Tandu is indeed coming up
"Don't you think that's pathetic? It's a tragedy that women are not respected and given away as objects! A tragedy worse than a tragedy! ”
"Click......"
"You have to understand that we, as women, must not let this happen, we need to unite and make those stinking men pay, can you see what I mean?"
"Click......"
"Although I don't know why you're at the main god level, I know that you must be very powerful, right? You have what it takes to solve this tragedy, don't you? So why can't you speak up for your fellow women? Making this world a better place? ”
"Click......"
Zhang Yao's voice was almost hoarse, but the black-skinned Da Lailai in front of her always looked at her blankly, her expression was like a dementia, and her hand never stopped eating potato chips.
"Can she understand what I'm saying?" Zhang Yao turned his head sideways and asked Brother Zhang, "Why didn't you react at all?" ”
"Yes is yes." Brother Xiao Zhang smiled: "It's just that she doesn't want to deal with you." ”
"Huh?" Zhang Yao looked at Brother Zhang with a confused expression: "Why?" ”
At this time, Brother Xiao Zhang was lying on the counter with a smile on his face, looking at the black-skinned Da Lailai stupid goddess, and then pointed at Zhang Yao and said to her: "You help her, she will make you snacks for a whole year." ”
"Deal!" Miss Da Lailai immediately stood up and pointed to Miss Luna, and said, "That's it, tomorrow I will take her to find the baby elephant." ”
Zhang Yao was dumbfounded, and Brother Xiao Zhang continued to add: "Don't break your word, otherwise she will be very angry and terrifying." ”
But this doesn't seem to be so important, because the moon god has already said just now, saying that the body of the white elephant is more than a thousand meters high and three thousand meters long, which is a huge thing, and this black-skinned big Lailai opened his mouth and said what is the reason for the baby elephant?
So Zhang Yao asked blankly: "Why can she call the white elephant god a baby elephant, how big is she?" ”
Brother Zhang sat back in his chair, his face became heavy: "World-class." ”
"I know she's really world-class." Zhang Yao said with a smile: "This has to have an I cover, right?" She's almost squirting......"
"It's not this, it's her size." Rhubarb returned to the counter at this time, and before squatting there, he dragged a piece of paper under his buttocks: "Quetzalcoatl is the largest creature known in this world right now. ”
"She turned out to be a Quetzalcoatl God......" Zhang Yao sighed: "It seems that I have to go and supplement the knowledge of the mythological system." ”
"Actually, there's nothing to add." Rhubarb continued: "Myths are all nonsense. ”
And at this time, Brother Zhang called the black-skinned Da Lailai over, leaned into her ear and whispered something, only to see the black-skinned Da Lailai nodding again and again, and then kept muttering in response to Xiao Zhang, the two finally seemed to have reached an agreement, and they also high-fived each other.
When the black-skinned lady Laimei returned to Zhang Yao's side, she raised a finger and said, "I'll say okay first, I want to eat a lot of snacks and they're very expensive, a hundred yuan a day!" ”
Zhang Yao looked back at Brother Zhang and said with her mouth, "Hasn't she eaten anything good?" ”
Brother Xiao Zhang lowered his eyelids and didn't speak, just laughing there.
Then he listened to the black skin Da Lailai continue: "We will go tomorrow, for only tomorrow I will have a holiday." ”
Zhang Yao nodded hurriedly: "Yes, of course you can." ”
Then the black-skinned Da Laile held up a finger again: "But you have to go with me, because I don't know the way, and I'm stupid." ”
Zhang Yao couldn't take his thoughts back for a moment, and after being stunned for a moment, he suddenly asked, "Very stupid?" ”
"Hmm." The black-skinned Da Lailai nodded, "I can't tell the direction, and I'm also easily deceived. So I need someone very smart to help me. I...... I ......"
Halfway through her speech, she suddenly looked at Brother Zhang, her eyes were all helpless, and her face was dazed.
"Have you forgotten the words?" Zhang Yao also glanced back at Brother Zhang: "He taught you to say that, right?" ”
The black-skinned Da Lailai nodded a little helplessly, and then looked at Brother Zhang with a miserable smile.
Zhang Yao rolled her eyes helplessly, then sat down and said to Little Brother Zhang, "So she's actually really a stupid person, right?" ”
Brother Xiao Zhang just smiled and didn't nod or shake his head, but now he looks very pale and powerless when he says anything, a stupid person is a stupid person, just the kind of look that is not smart at first glance, after all, she can't even do a good job as a waiter, and no one will believe her if she is smart.
"Alright."
Zhang Yao snapped his fingers and immediately understood all the problems. First of all, it can be determined that this black-skinned Da Lailai is a top-level combat power, and it is absolutely at the main god level. Secondly, she is very slow to react and her brain is not very flexible. In the end, she is very easy to be brainwashed and can easily be controlled by others.
After knowing these three elements, Zhang Yao, a woman who was extremely shrewd, immediately had a plan, he first instructed the moon god to go out and buy a few hundred yuan of food, and then hugged the pile of food and said to the black-skinned Da Lailai: "Can you help me heal my foot?" I'll give you a pack of cookies to eat. ”
The black-skinned Da Lailai looked at Brother Zhang helplessly, and it could be seen that she showed a strong desire for cookies, but she was afraid of violating the rules that Brother Zhang had set for her, so she was at a loss for a while.
Brother Zhang also waved his hand at her helplessly, signaling that he didn't care.
Although the black-skinned Da Lailai is not smart, but at least it is much better than the border collie, she keenly captured the meaning of Xiao Zhang's demeanor, snatched the biscuit from Zhang Yao's hand, and then slapped her foot.
Zhang Yao jumped up on one leg in pain, but after jumping twice, she found that the place where she had broken her bone before really didn't hurt anymore, and she didn't feel that tragic pain to the touch, she took off the plaster cast from her leg and found that the affected area had indeed healed completely, and she couldn't even see the slightest trace of the fracture.
"It's amazing......" Zhang Yao looked at the Quetzalcoatl God who was stuffing cookies on his body in shock, and gradually had a plan in his heart.
"I advise you not to think crookedly." Brother Xiao Zhang reminded later: "She is the object of special attention, once she is too excited or too angry, she will turn into a prototype, and you don't know how she died." ”
"Really?"
"Really." Brother Xiao Zhang laughed: "For example, if you are in a car, and she suddenly becomes a prototype, then it only takes ten seconds for her to swell from her current appearance to her original size, and you think about what you will be hit into." ”
Zhang Yao calculated slightly, if in such an environment, even if she was only a hundred meters in diameter, then with a radius of fifty meters, the person sitting next to her would receive an impact of five meters per second, which was equivalent to a person's jogging speed. And according to known conditions, she is the largest individual creature known to man, so is her diameter theoretically 100 kilometers?
If it is 100 kilometers, that Zhang Yao is equivalent to being hit head-on by something that travels five kilometers per second, and the known first cosmic speed is only 7.9 kilometers per second.
"How thick is she......"
Brother Zhang picked up a cup: "This is her." ”
Then he plucked a hair from Rhubarb's body, and Rhubarb snorted, "You're going to die!" ”
"This is the Eiffel Tower."
"!" Zhang Yao scolded.
If this is the case, then the diameter of Quetzalcoatl is about 700 to 900 kilometers, then according to 700 kilometers, the speed at the time of deformation is about 35 kilometers per second, more than twice the speed of the third universe, there is no need to calculate the impulse, even if it is a manhole cover, as long as the distance exceeds 0.5 centimeters, Zhang Yao soars on the spot, and even if it is lying on her body, the inertia is enough to press Zhang Yao into a puddle of pus and blood, without considering the friction with the air, overload, etc.
"Worse than a nuclear bomb......"
"She is theoretically above the main god level, the world destroying level." Rhubarb explained at this time: "Even in A-level control, there are very few such individuals. ”
Zhang Yao listened to the numbness of her scalp, but Brother Zhang was unmoved, just waved his hand and said, "Solve your own affairs, don't irritate her." ”
After a few of them left, Brother Zhang began to continue working, and Rhubarb slowly turned his head: "Did you pluck my hair just now?" ”
"Hmm."
"Annoying......" Rhubarb moved to the side: "Plucking your hair, can you say hello too, doesn't it hurt?" ”
"I'm sorry." Brother Zhang patted Rhubarb's back: "Aren't you going to help your friend?" ”
"She's not my friend." Rhubarb pursed his lips: "It's just an old acquaintance." ”
After speaking, Rhubarb was suddenly stunned for a moment, then jumped off the stage, and said as he walked out: "No, I have to keep an eye on it, my fifteen% commission can't be less than mine, Zhang Yao's girl is shrewd and picky, I can't let her take advantage." ”
Brother Xiao Zhang couldn't help laughing when he saw it running out as soon as he went out, thinking that Rhubarb always said that others had hard mouths, but he didn't expect that he was a top player with a hard mouth.
After they tossed it like this, the sky was also dark, and Brother Zhang's busiest time was coming, but today is quite strange, there are no guests when the time comes, probably because of the rain outside.
But it doesn't matter if there are no customers, it's nice to sit in a quiet shop, turn on the music and the sound of the rain outside, and enjoy it. It's just a pity that today's main popping cheese rice cake doesn't seem to be selling.
Brother Zhang, who was in a daze, sat there and enjoyed his time alone, until a phone call reached his hand, he picked it up and saw that it was Qing Lingzi, so he picked up the phone curiously.
"Holy Lord Jin'an."
Even Qing Lingzi, the first thing he said when he came up was to say hello to the Lord, and Brother Xiao Zhang snorted: "What's the matter?" ”
"That's right...... I seem to have picked up someone on Heiling Mountain, who is Dead Soul Guanyin. ”
Brother Xiao Zhang sighed, and then said, "That's good." ”
"Thank you, Holy Lord, if the Holy Lord doesn't give orders, the subordinates will retire."
"Okay."
Qing Lingzi, who hung up the phone, let out a sigh of relief, turned her head to look at the woman who had just woken up after being in a coma for many days, she looked like she had clear eyebrows, some of the feeling of a small jasper, but Qing Lingzi knew very well that the breath on her body was definitely not something that people could have, not so much that this was the host of Black Guanyin, but that she was Black Guanyin itself.
This is a powerful and terrifying combat power, but judging from the previous situation, she must suffer a certain amount of damage and pain to be able to activate the Black Guanyin in her body, and like the regular gods and Buddhas, ordination, suffering, and suffering are the keys to this school.
"Qing Lingzi, what did the Holy Lord say?"
"Congratulations, Holy Lord." Qing Lingzi sneered: "I just didn't say much." ”
"Not saying much is the best answer." Sai Dongfeng wrapped his arms around the black Guanyin in front of him a few times: "Then what should she do?" ”
Qing Lingzi pondered for a moment and said: "Take pain as the guide, take the bitterness as the refinement, the sea of bitterness is crossed, and the hatred is boundless. Black Guanyin, killing people is ferrying, the ultimate killer. ”
"Then stay, but you see she's stupid, not like a flexible object."
Qing Lingzi didn't bother with Sai Dongfeng, just told him to go and get some food, and the black Guanyin just looked at Qing Lingzi in a daze, like a rag doll without a soul, Qing Lingzi didn't dare to make a mistake, just tried to ask this Hei Guanyin a few questions, but the other side didn't seem to be able to speak, and only that kind of breath came out when he opened his mouth.
"Come, look at me." Qing Lingzi raised a finger: "Look at me." ”
Hei Guanyin's gaze immediately focused on that finger, and Qing Lingzi nodded, confirming that she was able to understand human speech, but it was possible that she had lost her memory and some functions for some reason.
But reshaping a person is exactly what Qing Lingzi is good at, so he soon began to devote himself to the remodeling of Black Guanyin, which is simply brainwashing.
Brainwashing is absolutely not feasible by mana, because the level gap is too big, Hei Guanyin is the main god level, and Qing Lingzi is just an earth immortal. The gap between them is equivalent to the gap between the director of the county party committee office and the president of the United States, if Qing Lingzi can control it, he can wake up with a smile in his dreams.
But the problem is that the other party is a blank sheet of paper now, although Qing Lingzi is a mage, but he was able to become a prince and king back then, a very important point here is that his organizational skills are very outstanding, and to be honest, Qing Lingzi prides himself on not being a good person, but he really has nothing to say to his subordinates, such as the blood gluttony who has not won a single victory except for dry rice until now, and the first fierce general of the year has now become a waste because he is attached to a beggar who is about to die.
This Qing Lingzi still takes him with him everywhere, and he has never said anything like abandonment, so although he is a wicked person, he is really good in some aspects.
So since you want to reshape Hei Guanyin now, you have to start from scratch, so Hu Qing Lingzi began to teach Hei Guanyin little by little like raising a child, from speaking to recognizing, from eating to going to the toilet.
But fortunately, although Hei Guanyin's spiritual intelligence was destroyed, the main god level is the main god level, the recovery is very fast, the memory is almost terrifying, and it only takes one night to speak, and can use the dictionary proficiently.
Watching Hei Guanyin go from that doll state to now flipping through the dictionary while eating, Qing Lingzi felt a little incredible.
Of course, this is not enough, because Qing Lingzi still has to establish a personality for this great god, so he started a cognitive battle, his heart is not just Xiao Zhang's brother, the Zhenshan spell on the side of the twelve spirits is a dream, and Qing Lingzi is his heart. It's just that they are not as exaggerated as Brother Zhang, and the dream is really just to see a certain point in someone's memory, and his heart is just perceiving each other.
This should have been the normal appearance of these two spells, but it was a little ...... when Brother Zhang cast them Foul. Huimeng directly ignores the individual flipping through history, and his heart directly ignores the realm and subverts cognition.
And Qing Lingzi's art of his mind is to be able to pass on part of his thinking, cognition and knowledge to others, this spell was originally used to practice the spirit corpse, is an attempt to transform the unconscious corpse into a conscious corpse, but in the end it failed, but his mind technique is retained, because using this spell to teach people is simply a must.
And this is not to modify and distort the cognition of others, but to transmit knowledge and information, so it is not limited by the poor ability of high and low, and the "other heart" is on the chain, and the two sides pass it to each other.
But Hei Lingzi's mind was blank, so she didn't have anything that could be transmitted to Qing Lingzi, but the knowledge on Qing Lingzi's side was instilled into her uncontrollably, at first Qing Lingzi felt nothing, but soon he found out that something was wrong, because when he felt that it was almost the same, his heart technique could not be stopped, and his own memories, thoughts and thoughts entered Hei Guanyin's consciousness through the chain of his heart.
Soon her expression and eyes changed, and the corners of her mouth gradually showed a smile, and seeing this scene, Qing Lingzi knew that it was too late, and she would soon be copied by Black Guanyin.
But when it was too late, just when Qing Lingzi was desperate, Sai Dongfeng came back, he flew up and kicked Qing Lingzi out, and hit the wall hard, which also interrupted the transmission of his heart technique.
Qing Lingzi covered his waist and let out a sigh: "You are ruthless enough with this kick......"
"Finally, there is a chance to declare a personal vendetta." Sai Dongfeng stepped forward and helped him up: "You are really bold, you dare to use his mental skills on a monster of this level. ”
Qing Lingzi laughed, he knew that he had almost made a big mistake because of his eagerness for quick success......
It's just that when they looked at Hei Guanyin again, she had already begun to walk around the room, and she still had a smile on her face: "Old man, you are really good, you have given me such a high-level wisdom." ”
Qing Lingzi was stunned: "Who are you!" ”
"Who am I? I don't know who I am, but I'm just a poor man you rescued. Hei Guanyin stood in front of the mirror and looked back and forth: "I was recalled by you for some of my memories, but most of my memories are still yours." Do you call me Black Guanyin? Well, I like the name a lot, and I'll be called Black Guanyin from now on. ”
Qing Lingzi was stunned for a moment, his brows furrowed.
"Oh, I sense you're nervous." Hei Guanyin turned to look at Qing Lingzi: "How could I hurt you, it's not possible emotionally." But you're amazing, old man. ”
Qing Lingzi laughed: "The last person who called me an old man......"
"It's your adopted daughter, isn't it? I remember it all. Hei Guanyin smiled: "But she has been dead for more than 2,000 years." But you, an old monster over two thousand years old, have learned so much knowledge of this era in just over a year, I really admire you. You've given me all your memories and knowledge, and it's really good. ”
After speaking, Hei Guanyin's hand twisted on the wall, and then the entire wall was immediately covered by a layer of black mist, and countless hands stretched out in the black mist, and then she wiped out all the black mist on the wall with a wave of her hand, and then tore a few pieces of paper casually, and raised it to the sky, until the black tiger jumped out, and circled around Qing Lingzi a few times, Qing Lingzi stretched out his hand and flicked, and the tiger turned into thousands of pieces of paper and flew in the room.
"Hahahaha...... Awesome, right? ”
Hei Guanyin's laughter was like a little girl showing off to Qing Lingzi, and Qing Lingzi looked at her, and actually saw his adopted daughter more than 2,000 years ago in a trance, which was the child he picked up when he met in Pingshui, a mortal, and finally died at the age of nineteen because of his involvement.
"Holy Lord ......" Hei Guanyin suddenly frowned: "Hey, don't be so old-fashioned, what age are you, you still believe in the Holy Lord." Well, I'm going to kill him for you. ”
"Don't!"
Before the words fell, Hei Guanyin had disappeared in front of Qing Lingzi, and then she shook her body and came to the outside of Xiao Zhang's cafeteria, she tilted her head to look, and then pushed open the door with a chuckle and walked in.
Hei Guanyin, who walked in, observed the surroundings for a while, and then came to the front of Brother Xiao Zhang: "You are the Holy Lord?" ”
Xiao Brother Zhang, who was shoveling eggs, picked up the shovel and slapped it on Hei Guanyin's head, she felt a pain in her head, a buzz, and then her eyes were dark, and when she opened her eyes again, she was already lying in front of Qing Lingzi.
She looked around, and then a fear that had never been felt before came over her, and she suddenly thought of who the person she was going to kill was, and then she shuddered and cried......
Qing Lingzi saw her discoloration, so she had no choice but to call the Holy Lord to explain, and Brother Xiao Zhang just smiled and said, "It's okay, it's normal for your head to be broken, after all, you died once." I fixed it for her, so you guys can play. ”
Qing Lingzi, who hung up the phone, looked at Hei Guanyin, who was rolling on the ground with his head covered with sympathy: "You...... Do you want to go again? ”
Black Guanyin cried even more fiercely......
Finally waited for her to finish crying, Qing Lingzi sat next to her but her face was full of smiles, because the Holy Lord's shovel had slapped the Black Guanyin's unruliness away, she sat there covering her head, and said to Qing Lingzi with a complaining face: "You don't warn me either......"
"Did you give me a chance to speak?"
"Old man, you are so ruthless......" Hei Guanyin covered his head, his face full of sadness.