"You're really going to get into trouble."

Standing on the streets of New Delhi, Zhang Yao helplessly complained to Da Lailai next to him: "Look at what you have done all morning." ”

Da Lailai didn't listen to her, but got into an argument with the stall owner for trying to pay with RMB, and the stall owner said that if she could let him touch it, the potato balls would be given to her for free, and she agreed.

"What the hell!" Zhang Yao walked over and slapped the stall owner's outstretched hand, and then asked sharply in English: "If you do this, I will call the police." ”

After speaking, the slinger stick in his hand stretched out: "And don't think I'm a bully." ”

The stall owner said something with a white face, Zhang Yao couldn't understand, but Da Lailai turned his head and acted as a translator for her...... dragged her out of this hellish place.

"You want to die, don't you, people say touch you, you let him touch it?"

"But he gave me potato balls to eat."

Zhang Yao's back molars clicked, this is India, a place where even the exhaust pipe of a motorcycle is difficult to survive, this goddess of Da Lailai, as a superior god, has no shame at all, no wonder the business of Jinmei Coffee Shop is so good, there is such a thing, how can a man not like it.

"Remember, you can't touch your body under any conditions, you know? You're just fooling around! ”

"But I don't have any money, and I want to eat potato balls." Da Lailai patted his chest hard: "Equivalent exchange." ”

Zhang Yao stood on the side of the road with his waist crossed, looking at Da Lailai, who had a straight face, explaining his values of equivalent exchange. Let's say she's wrong, but there's nothing wrong with it, right, an equivalent exchange...... In her opinion, her Da Lailai can be exchanged for potato balls by being touched, which is simply too cost-effective, because Bodhi has no tree, and Mirror is not a platform.

Damn it...... There is actually a little philosophical meaning in it.

But Zhang Yao couldn't accept it, this kind of thing was too disgusting, and any woman in the new era who had established the correct three views couldn't accept this kind of behavior, so she pulled Da Lailai to her destination.

Because the location of the destination is in the largest slum in New Delhi, the two of them were coveted by countless people along the way, Zhang Yao felt more and more uncomfortable the more he walked, and he couldn't wait to pick up an AK on the spot and swoop the dog men on the side of the road with lust in their eyes.

But Da Lailai didn't seem to take it seriously at all, and greeted people all the way, and whoever looked at her, she looked at whomever she wanted, and then she said hi, holy as a goddess......

The only fly in the ointment was that as they went deeper, the smell of the spices on the side of the road caused Da Lailai's stomach to growl, and his saliva wet his chest, which looked pitiful, ridiculous and particularly infuriating.

Zhang Yao finally had no choice, and in a shop on the side of the road that looked like a Chinese-owned one, she exchanged some money to buy a large portion of fried potato burritos for Da Lailai, and the shopkeeper repeatedly told them not to leave the hotel after dark, otherwise it would be very easy to encounter accidents.

Doesn't Zhang Yao know yet? The gang outside can't wait to eat her during the day, and then pay it back at night?

But Da Lailai doesn't care at all, because she is a world-destroying boss, those who can force her will not force her, and those who can force her can't force her, this world is so unreasonable.

Anyway, Zhang Yao is really fed up this way, and going out with this Da Lailai feels like coming to Tianzhu with Tang Seng to get a trip to Tianzhu, the whole person is tired, if she looks in the mirror, she should be able to see her tired face from inside.

The moment she pressed the doorbell, she felt like a world away, and the world here was as different from the filth and squalor outside.

The door was opened by an old butler of British Fan, who greeted Zhang Yao and Da Lailai into the garden politely but slightly coldly, and then said in a very authentic London accent: "Sir is already waiting for the two of you, please come with me." ”

"He knew we were coming?" Zhang Yao asked curiously.

The old butler chuckled, "God, know everything. ”

Zhang Yao originally thought that this sentence sounded fantasy, but when she saw Da Lailai, who was eating curry next to her, if she wasn't embarrassed, she would be able to snort on the spot.

The mansion is very luxurious, it is like a medieval castle standing on the top of a hill, quietly looking down on the world beneath your feet, and the height of 42 stories is like standing out from the crowd in this slum.

While waiting for the elevator, the old housekeeper gave a brief introduction to the configuration of the house, and there were nearly six hundred servants alone, all of whom were daughters of poor families in the vicinity, and their wages here were enough to feed their dilapidated home.

The few servants were also the sons of poor families, and although they were responsible for some heavy work, these children were able to study for four hours a day.

Zhang Yao was disgusted when he heard this, what about you M god, that's all? At that time, a mortal in Greater China did much better than this god, and he felt that he did not do a good enough job until his death. This god just does such a shit thing, and he still enjoys the blood and blood of the people's believers, and he still dares to be complacent and proud, it's really fucking amazing.

Coming to the top floor of the forty-second floor, Zhang Yao felt that he was walking in the fairy palace, and the old housekeeper was still complacent about it, saying that the pictures on the wall were all inlaid with pure gold wire, and the carpet was also of pure quality imported from Turkey, or it was all handmade.

Anyway, it's just a matter of how luxurious and extravagant it is.

Zhang Yao is really disdainful, because she is not an uninformed little girl, she knows Brother Zhang. The man in a Giordano T-shirt, unbranded jeans and a pair of Xtep sneakers never showed off himself, let alone said a word about how awesome and powerful he was, so he asked who in the world dared to call him a piece of garbage.

The heavy gate was pushed open, and a huge garden came into view, and through the verdant flora, I saw that there was a house above, and then went up to the two sides of the building, and came to a room of dazzling luxury.

There are gems and gold everywhere in this room, it feels like this house is made of gold, and it is shining brightly, if you want to say that the soil is really earth, but such a soil to the extreme visual effect, even Zhang Yao has to praise it for being really good-looking.

And on the stool at the front, a person with a body like a mountain is sitting there, his first impression is that he is tall and fat, sitting there with a height of two meters, Zhang Yao feels like a guinea fowl in front of him.

"You may be seated."

The big guy speaks fluent Chinese, and his face is full of smiles, which does not look fierce, and his voice sounds a little polite.

"Hello, this time ......"

"I see." The big white elephant raised his hand and interrupted Zhang Yao's introduction: "The first time you landed on this land, I knew it. Because I smell danger. ”

The eyes of the white elephant never left Da Lailai, who was eating on the coffee table: "The arrival of the Quetzalcoatl God makes me uneasy. And you, with the scent of laurel on you, then I know why you came, ma'am. ”

Ouch, that's good. Although this big guy looks very rough, he is really polite when he speaks, which is far from the fierce and evil that Zhang Yao imagined, but she is not so naïve, because she has seen too many things like this, and it is not her who makes this big guy polite, but the guy next to her who can wet his chest with drooling.

"I don't know if this is the will of the Guardians, but if it is, then I will comply unconditionally."

When Zhang Yao heard this, he immediately straightened up and shook his head: "No, he didn't say anything, just said that he didn't want to get involved in your disputes." ”

Speaking of this, the white elephant suddenly laughed, as if he breathed a sigh of relief: "That's the best, if it's the Guardian's will, I really don't know how to communicate with my European allies." ”

Zhang Yao's brows furrowed when he heard this: "Then what do you mean?" ”

"Oh, this matter is the decision of my European allies, it has nothing to do with me. I'm actually distressed, but in human terms, it would be offensive not to accept a gift from a friend. I don't lack a beautiful maid, and I'm sure you've seen it, I have the best wealth and power in the world. ”

Boy...... This means that they will not let go. I first tested whether Brother Xiao Zhang spoke, if Brother Xiao Zhang spoke, he agreed, if it wasn't Brother Xiao Zhang's speech, he said that he was helpless, but this seemingly serious answer revealed a cunning taste.

It's really as they say, the god system of which civilization is very close to the cultural characteristics of which civilization, this big white elephant who looks honest but has a cunning belly is really the same as the Indians.

"So you can't refuse it?"

"It's a very difficult thing, no one is qualified to dictate what kind of gift someone else should give to him, it's an impolite act, it's going to appear arrogant and it's making my friend less happy. Madam, instead of looking for the person receiving the gift, why don't you ask the person who gave the gift? All they need to do is change the list of gifts to solve everything, instead of embarrassing a poor, helpless and dazed recipient. ”

Look, he told him all the truth, but he didn't say a word about the fundamental things, and as soon as he kicked the ball in a circle, he went to Europe.

"Okay, then I'll go to Europe."

"Don't worry about it, ma'am, guests who come from afar deserve to be entertained by their hosts."

The big white elephant shook the bell, and then the old butler walked in, bowed politely to Zhang Yao, and said, "God has prepared a meal for the two of you, please enjoy a light meal with your face." ”

Zhang Yao was taken to the luxurious banquet hall in such a daze, and then was served by thirty-six servants to eat a luxurious meal that she had never eaten in her life, and after eating, the white elephant even personally sent them to the first floor, repeatedly emphasizing that she was not well greeted, if you have the opportunity to come again next time and the time is not so rushed, you must stay here for a while.

So just like that, Zhang Yao was sent out of the gate, and the moment the big iron gate closed, she immediately reacted...... I was kicked out!

When did she suffer this grievance, she just learned to grapple.

Just as she was about to knock on the door again, the phone rang at an inopportune time, she didn't even look at the number, and when she picked it up, she said angrily: "Who?" Do? ”

The voice on the other end of the phone made her sober up suddenly: "It's you, what's wrong?" ”

"I looked at the time, you should be almost having dinner and standing in the streets of New Delhi by now." Brother Zhang gloated on the phone: "Didn't you say that it would be easy to bring Quetzalcoatl?" ”

"Why is this guy so difficult...... Zhang Yao felt extremely aggrieved, and said with a long sigh: "I was dizzy by him the whole time." ”

"Do you think they live on dogs for thousands, tens of thousands of years? You're too tender for them. Brother Zhang smiled and said, "Come back." ”

"Good ......"

As soon as the words fell, suddenly Zhang Yao felt a flower in front of him, and then he and Da Lailai appeared in the backyard of Brother Zhang, who was putting a mobile phone in his pocket, and beside him stood Jin Mei, who was smiling like a flower.

"You ......" Zhang Yao frowned, and then stared at Jin Mei: "I knew you were not simple!" ”

"I'm simple." Jin Mei glanced up at Brother Xiao Zhang as she spoke: "That's right." ”

Brother Zhang didn't respond to her, but just said to Zhang Yao: "Take her there." ”

"Let's talk about it first." Jin Mei held up a finger: "I took the initiative to help you, it has nothing to do with him." ”

Zhang Yao looked dazed, and Brother Xiao Zhang nodded. Then I saw Jin Mei step forward and hold Zhang Yao's hand and said, "What about you, you have no experience in dealing with these people, what do you think they are like?" ”

"That's it...... High up, very majestic and ...... Bad. ”

"Actually, it's not true." Jin Mei shook her head and smiled: "You are restrained by inherent thinking, let's go." ”

Jin Mei pulled Zhang Yao, who was dazed, into the Spiritual Illusion Realm, and then the two of them appeared directly in front of the big white elephant, at this moment the big white elephant was drinking black tea, Sri Lankan black tea, and the moment he saw Jin Mei, one of them squirted out without collapsing.

"It's a good time." Jin Mei sat on the sofa with her arms crossed, and then pulled Zhang Yao, and the two sat down like this.

"No, no, it's just normal." The big white elephant obviously lost the calmness it had at noon, and even had a hint of panic in his eyes.

"The kid who bullied me in the morning was happy, wasn't he?"

"No, you can verify it yourself, I have entertained your friend very warmly and sincerely."

Zhang Yao didn't talk nonsense at all, but Erlang's legs were cocked: "I heard that you want to cooperate with the birdman?" ”

"No ......"

"Okay." Jin Mei sneered: "If I find out, it will be equivalent to declaring war." I've been at peace with you for too long, have you forgotten who said it in Kunlun Mountain? ”

The white elephant was silent, and Jin Mei continued: "Three thousand years ago, I could have driven you out of the plateau. Do you think I have the ability to do it today? ”

The sweat on the head of the big white elephant was dripping, and it became a puddle on the table, and he had even shown his original form, and his long nose danced uneasily, and he didn't even dare to look directly into Jin Mei's eyes.

"Look at me!"

Jin Mei shocked both the big white elephant and Zhang Yao with a single voice, and the room was extremely quiet.

"You." Jin Mei raised her chin: "Enjoy your glory and wealth here honestly, don't play with fire." Don't meddle in those birdmen's affairs, someone will clean them up. ”

"Got it......"

"Is that the gift the one who received the gift? Or is it the giver who has the final say? ”

"You...... You call it out. ”

Jin Mei got up and patted the table: "When you have the ability, you will play this set later, and when you have crooked thoughts in the future, remember to look up at Kunlun Mountain!" ”

After speaking, Jin Mei walked to the table of the big white elephant, picked up a pure gold pen and fiddled with it: "What about the box!" ”

The big white elephant hurriedly took out the box from the drawer, Jin Mei put the pen into the box and put it in her pocket, and then beckoned to Zhang Yao: "Go." ”

Zhang Yao's people are all swinging, just now Jin Mei screamed her soul with a voice, and that momentum was like a sudden avalanche on the towering mountain, in addition to horror is horror, she had guessed who Jin Mei would be before, but now it seems that she is not a person at all.

Kunlun Mountain ...... Who snorted garlic on Kunlun Mountain? Isn't that Our Lady of Yaochi? The supreme goddess of the Eastern gods. Zhang Yao always thought that Our Lady of Yaochi should be in her fifties, but now she looks at her...... It doesn't look like he's in his fifties.

"What? Don't know me? ”

When sitting in the elevator, Jin Mei suddenly asked Zhang Yao, who had been secretly looking at her, and Zhang Yao shook her head busily, and then showed a strange smile: "I ......"

"I told you before, there is something that my sister is covering you." Jin Mei grabbed her arm and said, "You must tell your sister about this kind of thing, what's the use of you telling that black-skinned fool, she eats only to eat." ”

"Yes...... You...... I...... Over there......" Zhang Yao suddenly stood up, and slowed down for a long time before saying, "Are you ...... Our Lady of Yaochi? ”

"Keep it a secret." Jin Mei stretched out a finger and shook it: "I won't say it, you guess it yourself." ”

It's a guess...... Zhang Yao took a long breath, then pursed her lips for a long time and didn't have the courage to speak, she suddenly felt a little offended when she thought that she had been sharing clothes, food and movies with this young lady all day long.

"Why are you so calm in front of the Guardians, but you are panicking in front of me."

"Because I'm ...... I don't know. Zhang Yao shook his head and said.

Jin Mei touched her head and said, "It's okay, we're still good friends, aren't we?" If you have any questions in the future, just come to me. ”

"Oh......"

The two went back after going out of the gate, Jin Mei walked up to Brother Zhang and handed the box of the gold pen to Brother Zhang: "A gift from the white elephant." ”

Brother Xiao Zhang opened it and glanced at it, and sneered: "You robbed it, right?" ”