Liu Haizhong and his eldest son Liu Guangqi sat and chatted in the house.

I was happy to visit, but I didn't notice any change in the smell in the house.

Looking at the dishes served, they were ready to have a good meal.

There are scrambled eggs, scrambled tofu, stir-fried cabbage, stir-fried radish, pickled radish strips and radish tassels.

Six dishes, a bottle of wine.

Liu Haizhong was just about to drink, and when he heard his eldest daughter-in-law say this, he smiled slightly: "It's okay, how can you suspect that the child is and urine, old woman, don't let Guangqi do it, you go and take a look, change the two beans into clean cotton pants." ”

"Okay, don't delay your two drinks, I'll clean up, Xiuni, you can also sit at the table and eat."

Aunt Two smiled and went to hug her grandson, but she saw that her two-year-old grandson did not pee his pants.

I picked up my five-year-old granddaughter who was going to nursery school and saw that the cotton pants were also dry.

"Hey! It's weird, Su Su and Erdouzi don't have diapers! ”

Aunt II frowned, and walked to the back room where Guang Fu lived in broad daylight.

When I turned on the light, I saw that my blood was surging in an instant.

"Oops! Lao Liu, come and see, this is a good thing your good son did! How old a person is, I'm panicking! ”

Bangs were startled and hurried to the back room to check.

I saw two large beaches on the ground, each of which was the size of a grinding plate, and I choked my nose when I arrived at the door.

"Phew! I just praised those two dogs for being sensible, they were really blind and angry! ”

There are three houses in the Liu family, except for the hall house in the middle of the door, the left hand house is where the two people in the bangs live.

The right-hand hand hand room was occupied by the two brothers.

The kitchen is a small shed built next to the outside door, and the living conditions are not rich.

There were no doors at all in the left and right rooms, but a curtain was drawn.

Therefore, the smell quickly rushed to the dining table of the hall.

Liu Guangqi said angrily: "I doubt these two things that are not beaten, can they become sensible?" In the end, it's still the same as when I was a child, if I don't have any other skills, I will make it bad! ”

Dong Xiuni covered her nose and ran out, "I can't live in this house, one or twenty-year-old people are different from three or five-year-old children!" It's disgusting! ”

Liu Guangqi also said: "Mom, we can't sleep in this house, Guangtian Guangfu is too disgusting!" ”

Aunt Two was so angry that she turned around and went to find a broom to clean.

Liu Haizhong said: "Wait, don't sweep, Guangqi and I went out to find those two dogs, they must still be waiting nearby to see the joke!" ”

"Yes, Dad is right, as long as these two boys do bad things, they will definitely hide from the jokes not far away, go, go to him!"

Father and son have a rolling pin and a coal tong.

I didn't drink any more wine, so I went from house to house in a hurry.

"Xu Damao, is Guangtian Guangfu hidden in your house?"

Xu Damao was stewing chicken, and saw Liu Haizhong and his eldest son coming to the door with a guy.

I was so scared that I almost knocked over the pot.

If in the past, he would have shouted earlier, and now that his daughter-in-law Qin Jingru is pregnant, he will bow his head if he can, and he will not dare to do it again.

Hurriedly smiled and said: "Hey young, look at what you said Uncle Er, what are you doing hiding from my family, there is only Jingru in the house." ”

Qin Jingru was already so frightened that she hid under the covers.

Bangs went to the house and smiled slightly.

Although Liu Guangtian and Liu Guangfu were not found, this long-lost deterrent made him very comfortable.

This is the second uncle in charge of the courtyard!

"Xiao Xu, don't be nervous, I'm just looking for those two disobedient rabbit cubs in Guangtian Guangfu, have you seen where they went?"

Xu Damao breathed a sigh of relief, thinking that I would not tell you if I knew!

"Hehe, Uncle Er, I was stewing chicken for Jingru in the house just now, I really didn't pay attention to the outside."

"Okay, okay, you can continue cooking, I won't bother you!"

The bangs are high and proud, and with the eldest son supporting him, he now walks with the wind.

came out of Xu Damao's house, turned around and went to Liu Yuhua's house.

"Yuhua, is Guangtian Guangfu at your house?"

Liu Yuhua is eating with a deaf old lady and her mother.

When I looked up, I saw Liu Haizhong and his eldest son coming to the door with a guy in their arms.

He slapped the table and stood up.

"What's the matter? Do you want to fight? Hey! Okay very! I've been in prison for so long, I've been itching my hands for a long time, come on, come on, you two go together! ”

Bang!

didn't wait for Liu Yuhua to make a move.

The deaf old lady had smashed her bangs on her body with a cane.

"Are you looking for death in your bangs?"

"Oh, old lady, you, you, you are unreasonable!"

The confidence that Liu Haizhong had just found in Xu Damao's house disappeared all of a sudden.

Liu Guangqi didn't know who Liu Yuhua was, but looking at this tall man and big skeleton, he was really a little timid.

plus a deaf old lady, no matter how much he is pampered, he doesn't dare to say anything.

After following my father out of the door, he asked in a low voice, "Dad, who is this?" ”

"Liu Yuhua, Silly Zhu's daughter-in-law, has been divorced for more than a year, and she beat Silly Zhu so much that she can't get up on the ground."

"Hey young, thanks to the silence just now, the stupid pillar was beaten down?"

Liu Guangqi was beaten by a stupid pillar several times when he was a child, and he knew how powerful the stupid pillar was, but when he heard that the stupid pillar was beaten up, he was afraid to think about it.

"Don't be afraid of her, it's okay if you don't mess with her, hurry up and look for it, let Guangtian Guangfu lick the house clean!"

The two of them asked the backyard and asked the middle court, and after asking the middle court, they went to the front yard.

Liu Guangqi also probably knew about the changes in the hospital, and sighed that it has been really a matter of time in the past few years.

Jia Dongxu and Yi Zhonghai are gone one after another.

Lin Zhen, an outsider, actually had the most nourishing life, but he went to other places because he couldn't get a house, which was really unreasonable.

When I got to the front yard bangs, I went to Yan Bugui's house to ask, and Liu Guangqi went to Lin Zhen's house to ask.

Lin Zhen's family had just had dinner.

I was listening to the radio in the house, and when I looked up, I saw Liu Guangqi coming with a rolling pin.

"Lin Zhen, have you seen the light of day?"

Lin Zhen couldn't help frowning, "Is there anyone like you looking for?" Came to the door with the guy? It's called making a mistake in thinking, you know? ”

Liu Guangqi said disdainfully: "I don't have the same knowledge as you, I'm looking for Guangtian Guangfu, you just say it's not there, right?" ”

"Hey! Itchy, you, I haven't done it for a long time! ”

Lin Zhenteng stood up suddenly.

Just wanted to clean up Liu Guangqi, there was a shout in the bangs outside.

"Guangqi, come on, I've got one!"

Liu Guangqi turned around and ran out.

I saw that my father was pulling the collar of Liu Guangtian's clothes, and on the other side, Liu Guangfu came out of Liu Jianguo's house and ran outside the courtyard like a rabbit.

Liu Guangqi threw out a rolling pin and smashed the crook of Liu Guangfu's leg.

smashed Liu Guangfu with a loud bang, fell to the ground and gnawed on a mouthful of mud.

Lin Zhen went out to take a look, and couldn't help laughing, thinking that this was the scene of the family reunion in the bangs?

Forget it, I'll wait for them to finish making trouble before cleaning up Liu Guangqi.

Liu Haizhong and Liu Guangqi pinched one by one.

was so angry that he was about to beat him up.

The third master Yan Bugui persuaded: "Okay, okay, Lao Liu, don't be impulsive, this Lao Yi is gone, and no one can stop you, don't fight, isn't it your family reunion today?" Why did you fight? ”

The old man in the bangs blushed, and he couldn't speak.

Liu Guangqi said indignantly: "These two things that are not beaten, my dad asked them to go to their classmates' and friends' houses for a few days first, let my family of four live in their house first, and return them to him when my house comes down, hey, they are good, one person is peeing in the house when he leaves, my father and I are about to drink, so we smell inexplicably choking our noses, three masters, do you say these two things are not beaten?" ”

"Huh? Hahahaha...... "Yan Bugui couldn't persuade anymore, so he leaned back and laughed.

"Hey, hey, hey, hey......" Lin Zhen, who was even watching the joke, couldn't help it, thinking that it was really worthy of Liu Guangtian, who lacked morality, no need to ask, it must have been his idea.

The three mothers, Yu Li, Lou Xiao'e and some other female rolls all covered their mouths and laughed.

This interesting story of the reunion of the old Liu family is enough to talk about the beginning of spring next year.

Liu Haizhong said angrily: "Dog thing, whose idea is it?" ”

Liu Guangqi said: "Dad, do you still need to ask?" It must be broad daylight, Guangfu doesn't have that brain! ”

Liu Guangtian withdrew stiffly, unable to remove the hand in his bangs, and said with an embarrassed smile: "Dad, you light, I and Guangfu have been smeared for a while, it's all a joke, isn't it taboo for my brother to make jokes between my brother and sister-in-law?" ”

"Guangfu, is it your idea or Guangtian, say! Honestly, I won't hit you! ”

"Second brother! It's the second brother! It's nothing to do with me, Dad, you can spare me! ”

"Hey! Guangfu, you rebelled so quickly, huh? ”

"Get acquainted, second brother, we can't run away."

Seeing the formation, Liu Guangtian really couldn't run away, so he had to lower his head.

Liu Haizhong said angrily: "Go home!" Don't be embarrassed outside! ”

The father and son dragged back, and the people in the front, middle and back courtyards all laughed.

Yan Jiecheng asked curiously, "Dad, aren't you and Lin Zhen going to have a look?" ”

Yan Bugui shook his head and said, "This is Lao Liu's family matter, and they didn't ask for a meeting, what should I go to see?" ”

Lin Zhen also smiled: "Now it's a contradiction between the three of them and Uncle Er, looking at each other is not pleasing to the eye, it's too messy, I won't mix it up, I'll talk about it when they're done." ”

Liu Guangtian and Liu Guangfu were dragged to the back room.

Aunt Two gave a slap in the face.

"Lick it clean!"

Liu Guangtian was puzzled: "Mom, can't I clean it up?" ”

Liu Guangqi's eyes turned around and said with a smile: "Mom, don't let them clean it, just let them live in the back room tonight and smell their dirty things by themselves!" ”

Liu Haizhong nodded and said, "Yes, just punish them like this, and let them wipe them clean with their own clothes tomorrow morning." ”

Liu Guangtian and Liu Guangfu glanced at each other.

There are still three points of pride in my heart, although it is not good to sleep when I smell it, but it is all about putting a urinal, at least the house is saved.

Dong Xiuni was puzzled: "Guangqi, then where do we stay at night?" You can't let your parents go out to live, right? ”

Liu Guangqi said with a smile: "Of course not, I just turned around the front, middle and back three courtyards, I heard our father say that the stupid pillar is squatting, and he can only come out tomorrow winter, and the house is occupied by the deaf old lady, and I will go to He Yushui, and give her some money casually, all of which should be rented, as long as the stupid pillar does not come back, we will live until the new house is approved!" ”

Liu Haizhong gasped, he dared to grab Yi Zhonghai's house, but he didn't have the courage to rob Liu Yuhua.

"Hiss~ Guangqi, what are you thinking about, have you forgotten what Liu Yuhua's attitude was just now?"

"Harm! Father! Look at you cowardly, let's give money, stay overnight, and it's not a forcible occupation, it's not an enemy, it's reasonable for neighbors to help each other, what are you worried about? ”

"No, no, you don't know the Tao here, this thing is too hanging!"

Aunt Er was also worried: "If Liu Yuhua and He Yushui were willing to let others live, your Aunt Jia would have already moved in with a stick terrier, and will you wait until now?" ”

Liu Guangqi said disappreciably: "Harm! You are just too forward-looking, let's give money to spend the night, how can we push the money out? Don't worry about it, I'll go to He Yushui to discuss it now, Dad, you can prepare 5 yuan first. ”