219, Chang'an, Chang'an Lane
"What do you mean by that?" Chen Shi looked at the friends around him who subconsciously took a few steps back, and was a little puzzled for a while.
"It's okay...... It's okay...... We went in first, and we didn't have any alcohol when it was late. ”
Chen Shi was unwilling to follow him again, he rushed to the front of Brother Xiao Zhang and asked, "What demon method did you use just now!" ”
As soon as these words came out, the originally lively atmosphere in the room suddenly froze, everyone looked at the strange and brave guy in front of them, and Brother Xiao Zhang lowered his head and cut vegetables, and he didn't mean to deal with him at all.
Chen Shi was not happy when he saw it, he also took advantage of the alcohol to get up, and the sword aura on his body was full of momentum.
At this time, Brother Zhang raised his head slightly, glanced at the stranger in front of him, and then silently picked up the omelette shovel.
"Wow......"
With a crisp sound, Chen Shi, who was still dancing his teeth and claws, fell straight to the ground on the spot, his soul left his body, looked back at his body, and then drilled back in shock......
After he got up again, he was honest, because his hundreds of years of skill couldn't stop a spatula, which was enough to explain the problem, after sitting up again, Chen Shi felt that he hadn't been so sober for many years, he glanced at Brother Xiao Zhang a little blankly, and then went out with his head down, not even letting go of a cruel word.
The moment he got up and went out, the room burst into laughter, during which someone teased: "Xiao Zhang, is this the first time you have shoveled down the souls?" ”
Brother Zhang made a four, and the laughter in the room became even stronger.
After a few days, Chen Shi came back every day to take a walk, he traveled to many places, but he was full of curiosity about this place, although he was kicked out once, but when he went again, the boss didn't say anything, and Chen Shi didn't make trouble again, because he knew that there were masters in this place.
That night's profligacy was really because he had drunk wine, and when he came to the restaurant again, he saw at a glance that the direction of this place happened to suppress this extremely fierce place, so that this stinky land with broken hands and feet, broken feet, broken skulls, and sloppy stinking land became a habitable bungalow.
This is not something that an idler can do, this is obviously a master's doing. There are also more demons than people in this ghost place, and as soon as he came in, he followed up the lock demon tower, but the people in this place are different from the people in other places, and the demons are also different, plus there is good wine here that can make him drunk.
In that case, rest your feet.
Chen Shi has lived in Chang'an Lane since that day, but he is also happy, he fell asleep on the branch of the big sycamore, it was rainy, but he didn't care at all, leaning on it and swaying all night, but he was still dry in the morning.
It's just that what makes him puzzled is that since he was kicked out once, those old acquaintances before don't seem to know him, whether they go to drink or come in and go out, they never talk to him again, and even if he wants to go to the night party under the big sycamore at night, those stinky monsters will also scatter.
However, he is a sword immortal in the world, and he doesn't care about this exclusion, as long as he can drink that kind of wine once every three days, it doesn't matter who he loves at other times.
"Little brother, I'm here again today, the old rules, two taels of Nanke and one dream, one pound of millet wine." Chen Shi handed over the two hundred and seventeen yuan, and then went to the front to buy a two-yuan roast sausage from Xu Wei, which was regarded as a snack dish, brought over a mouthful of roasted sausage, and poured half a catty of wine.
That Nan Ke has a dream of gold, he is now learning to be obedient, he will not drink it all in one go, sit there and taste it slowly, experience the misty feeling of the blending of dreams and reality, and he can get drunk all night. That's really a god who doesn't change.
"Anyway, why did you come up with this name, it's called Chen Shi."
"Because people think I should be called that, little monster, if you had been so arrogant in front of me a few years ago, I would have skinned you for wine money."
Pi Ye pursed his lips disdainfully: "Bragging." ”
"Hahaha...... You little demon. ”
Chen Shi's drunken appearance looked a little embarrassed and a little funny, he didn't sit, just leaned on the window and watched the autumn rain outside, and after a while, the guests were almost gone, but he was still holding his wine and swaying back and forth, looking lonely and lonely.
"Stinky drunkard, the boss sent you." Pi Ye threw a plate of broad beans onto the table in front of Chen Shi.
Chen Shi glanced down, and was immediately overjoyed, arched his hand towards Brother Xiao Zhang from afar, and then sat down and tasted the taste of wine with broad beans.
This guy is the only one in Chang'an Lane who is awake and drinks Nan Ke Yimeng, and some people have tried to follow his example and drink, but as long as they have drunk it, they can't bear it, the sense of peeling between intoxication and sobriety is too strong, so strong that it makes people's limbs and bones feel as if they have been unloaded, stronger than the strongest wine, but only Chen Shi bears this pain every time, and it seems that he is still happy.
Some people say that this is the drunkard among the drunkards, and he will definitely die on the wine in the future, but Chen Shi doesn't care, he is not sober most of the time, and when he is sober, he also leans on the branch of the big sycamore and looks at the sky, no one knows where he got the money, and no one knows his past.
It's just that I heard it mentioned a few times through the mouths of a few monks who often came to eat and drink, and they said that this guy looks like he is in his thirties, but in fact he is already an old man who is nearly three hundred years old, he should be the only cultivator who has carried the end of the Dharma era, and no one knows how strong his ability is, and many people know him when they know him, he is sloppy and unkempt, half-asleep and half-awake all day long, always talking crazy things in his mouth, he will do things that are shameless and skinless for drinking, and he will also do things like stealing chickens and dogs.
It's raining today and it's almost time to close, and the mouse didn't wait to hear the story of the exorcist that day and answered the phone call and hurried out, and then didn't come back for more than a week, it was said that something big had happened, but no one knew what would happen until he didn't come back.
During this time, Brother Xiao Zhang also stabilized here, although his fame is getting bigger and bigger, but his limited supply marketing plan has indeed driven away many customers, but he doesn't care, because it is too noisy and makes him feel less comfortable.
Of course, tomorrow's heaviest dish will be on the shelves, and after more than ten days of making, the Ananda dragon soup is finally coming.
"Little monster, how old are you this year?" Chen Shi suddenly looked at Pi Ye who was cleaning next to him: "Why is it still such a humble cultivation." ”
"Fuck you."
"A little monster, full of foul language." Chen Shi laughed, turned his head and stopped talking to Pi Ye, just pinched a broad bean, put it in his mouth with the shell and chewed it with a loud sound.
After Pi Ye finished cleaning, he came to Brother Zhang's side and threw the guy on the table, pointed at Chen Shi over there and said, "That stinky drunkard, why did you let him in, he smelled of wine, and he didn't consume much money and took up space." ”
Brother Zhang didn't answer Pi Ye, just patted her head, and then took out the Qiankun roast chicken won by Pi Ye tonight, and when he saw his favorite chicken, Pi Ye's anger immediately disappeared, and he sat there and began to chew it.
"Have you seen Mengjie lately?"
"Nope." Pi Ye raised his head in his busy schedule and said, "I heard that I was locked up at home and not allowed to go out, it seems that a mouse has sued." ”
Brother Zhang nodded: "Yes, her child is a little willful." ”
"Where's the dead mouse? It's been a long time since I've seen him. ”
Brother Xiao Zhang shrugged his shoulders and said that he didn't know where the mouse went, and he hadn't contacted him in the past few days.
"That's right! Zhang Yao hasn't appeared for a long time, did they elope? ”
Brother Xiao Zhang heard Pi Ye's nonsense, shook his head with a smile, and then sat on the stool and turned on the stereo and began to play.
The night was already very deep, even if the music was not loud, it could be transmitted far away, mixed with the sound of rain outside, and when I heard it, I heard a net to suppress the clouds on the spot, and at this time, a little green snake wandered and drilled over, climbed to the counter and then coiled on the wrist of Brother Zhang.
Brother Zhang took it down and put it in a plastic box filled with hay, and the little green snake stuck out his tongue and fell asleep.
It's not a precious breed or an ordinary grass snake, and Brother Zhang just keeps it as a small pet, but he still can't figure out how such a small thing crawled here from the cemetery across dozens of kilometers.
However, after it settled here, it was also leisurely, and it didn't eat much, three quail eggs a day were enough, and Brother Xiao Zhang also took it to the green and white two snakes to see, people seriously said that this is an ordinary little snake, without any demonic spirit, and it is a young snake born this spring, if you have to want it to become a human, you have to wait for three hundred to five hundred years, if you still want it to become a good-looking girl, then there is no seven hundred years can not come.
Brother Zhang thought it was the reincarnation of the spirit snake before, but now it seems to be just a roadside edge, but Brother Zhang also likes this sticky little snake, not only made a nest for it with a box of bean paste, but also made a drawer for it in the house for winter, which is full of Wula grass bought from the Northeast.
"Do you sell this snake?"
When Brother Zhang was sitting there listening to the song and teasing the snake, Chen Shi suddenly stepped forward: "You make a price." ”
Brother Xiao Zhang shook his head: "It's not for sale." ”
"Why don't you sell it?"
"Why sell?"
The conversation between the two was very unnutritious, but it could be seen that Chen Shi, a dead drunkard, really liked the little grass snake, but he didn't insist anymore, just sat there and smiled, rubbing his hands: "You invite me to drink, I'll tell you a story." ”
Brother Xiao Zhang picked up a jar of daughter red from the side, Chen Shi shook his head, and pointed to the cheapest millet wine in the corner of the jar: "That's the man's wine." ”
After changing the wine again, Chen Shi sat there and teased the little green snake who had been trying to bite him with his fingers: "The little thing is quite fierce." ”
"yes, it's not close to people." Brother Zhang sat there and laughed: "Are you really planning to tell a story or are you planning to cheat on drinking?" ”
"Speak, of course." Chen Shi said with a smile: "There must be a beginning." ”
Brother Xiao Zhang sat there and thought for a while, then asked, "I heard that you are a three-hundred-year-old sword immortal?" ”
"Me? Three hundred years old? Chen Shi turned his head sideways and thought for a while: "Maybe, there is no time in the mountains." I don't know how old I am. ”
It seems that the rumors should be true, this guy's age is probably not small, and it is also a great thing to use his body to resist the era of the end of the law.
"Why did you come out this time?"
"Find someone."
"Looking for whom?"
The conversation between the two of them was just like that of Gu Long, short and straightforward, without so many twists and turns, and it looked like two swordsmen were greeting each other.
"I don't know."
"Don't know?"
Chen Shi sat on the stool and said with a smile: "I only know that I am looking for someone, but I don't know who I am looking for, so let's be lucky." ”
"Then are you cultivating and cultivating your brain? I think it's bad from drinking. Pi Ye interjected next to him: "With your way of drinking, it must be bad." ”
"Little monster, you don't understand. Wine, it's a good thing. Chen Shi picked up the wine glass and poured a glass violently: "I went down the mountain at the age of nineteen, and returned to the mountains and forests at the age of twenty-seven. My name was given to me when a child said I looked like a wine and sword fairy. ”
"Then who are you looking for, you are two or three hundred years old, and that person is afraid that he will die a long time ago." The stinky fox came up and began to expose: "And you stinky men, Bacheng is looking for a lover." ”
"Nope." Chen Shi shook his head: "It's the enemy." That's all I remember. ”
"Enemies?" Brother Zhang asked curiously, "Then how can you be sure that he is still alive?" ”
Chen Shi chuckled, and drank another glass of wine: "On the way of the sword, the emphasis is on having nothing in my heart, and if I can't find him, I won't be able to achieve perfection." Only by killing him can we achieve great success. ”
"Murder offense." Pi Ye sneered: "I called the police." ”
Chen Shi didn't pay attention to this little goblin with a broken mouth, but just took out half a jade pendant from his arms, the jade pendant was faintly shiny, looking like ripples, but it didn't look like a mortal thing: "He's not dead, this piece of jade is still bright, he definitely isn't dead." ”
This obsession is really powerful, a person who can't even remember what his name is, but he is looking for revenge but has such a heart, no wonder he can't reach the top of his kendo, just like this, it is estimated that he can't find the enemy in a day, and he can't even die.
Brother Xiao Zhang chatted with this Chen Shi for a while, knowing that he came down from Wawu Mountain, which is the legendary realm of Shu Mountain, and as for the person he was looking for, he couldn't remember it at all.
asked him why he didn't have a sword, he said that he had exchanged the sword for money, and said that he didn't need a sword anymore, but when Pi Ye asked him why a person like him didn't dare to whine in front of Brother Zhang, Chen Shi's reaction was also a little funny, he spread his hands and his face was full of impatience: "You little demon knows something, I am fighting for a kendo path, not for the first place in the world." ”
After Chen Shi finished drinking and left, he put a purple gold gourd on his waist to Brother Xiao Zhang, and said that he would stay here for a few months, and the wine money for these months would be used to pay off his debts.
"What kind of treasure is this?"
Pi Ye wanted to see it, but Brother Zhang just threw it into the drawer casually: "The bargain sold in the scenic spot is ten yuan a pdd." ”
"! I'll go to him. ”
But Pi Ye, who was just about to toss, was stopped by Brother Xiao Zhang, and he said with a smile: "Forget it, Chang'an Lane was originally a place for Tianya travelers to rest." ”