223. I can't see that you're pretty good
"Where to go, don't go! You're a public figure, you know? Public! How can a public figure casually go to someone's dinner? Do you know who's at that dinner? What about your reputation in case there is a criminal? ”
Rhubarb even stood up directly when he was excited, and his two front paws waved back and forth: "If you don't go, you don't want to go." ”
The more Rhubarb talked, the more excited he became, and even began to tell Brother Zhang about the black history of those black list stars, and some even said goodbye to their acting careers completely after just having a meal with the rich.
"As a public figure, you have to be clean. Why do I have to work as an accountant and a broker for you when I am so tired? It's not that I'm afraid that you will evade taxes, but that you will be a traitor. Why don't you understand my good intentions? ”
Brother Zhang was lowering his head to cut fruit, when he suddenly looked up and asked, "What about your old friend?" ”
"I don't know, I don't have the heart to care about her." Rhubarb pursed his lips and said, "Now our focus is on you!" Do you understand? Don't talk to anyone else, don't go tomorrow! ”
When Rhubarb was full of righteous indignation, it suddenly vacated on all fours, Brother Zhang looked up and found that Jin Mei was coming, and it was she who picked up Rhubarb, Jin Mei held Brother Zhang's ironed clothes in her hand, and let Rhubarb wriggle and struggle left and right in her hand.
"The clothes are ready for you, you can just put them on tomorrow and go out, remember to hang them up, don't stuff them in the drawer anymore."
"I can't go! You can't go! This is a point of no return, you must not go! ”
Rhubarb's wail echoed in the room, and when Jin Mei heard it, she picked it up with a smile and asked curiously, "Why can't you go?" ”
This question is rushing to the muzzle of Rhubarb's gun, and he can't wait to find out all the internal information about the accidents of celebrities and artists in the past few years, and he is quite competent as an agent.
In the end, it even persuaded Jin Mei bitterly, saying that Brother Xiao Zhang finally became a star, and now he can't say how to waste his fame so much, and he must not waste the hard-won results.
Jin Mei let out a long sigh, then stuffed the rhubarb into the crack of the sofa, and then said to Brother Zhang, "I'll pick you up tomorrow afternoon." ”
This matter has been basically determined, no matter how poor Rhubarb appeals, it is useless, it feels like an old minister who is struggling to save the country, but the emperor is mediocre, the minister confuses the lord, and all kinds of obstruction can only turn into a bubble.
In the evening, Rhubarb even wanted to pull Xu Wei to persuade Brother Zhang, that posture was really like the pillar of the country who ran for the last bit of possibility at the end of the dynasty.
But Xu Wei took out a rope and tied it to the windowsill, looking at the little girl who didn't know anything at the beginning, but now she dared to disobey herself, Rhubarb scolded while struggling: "Bastard! Are you going to join the enemy too? The sky has no eyes! ”
"You don't add drama to yourself." Xu Wei sat in the room folding clothes, and after hearing Rhubarb's shout, she scolded with a smile: "Are people going to dinner, people are going on dates." ”
Rhubarb was stunned, then suddenly raised his head: "Dating? ”
"Are you stupid, do you still expect Brother Zhang to take the initiative to ask Miss Jin?"
"Seems to make sense." Rhubarb seemed to have some recollection: "But how can there be such a date." ”
"You don't understand, the two of them are so strange, neither of them will take the initiative to speak, so there must be a breakthrough." Xu Wei put the clothes in the cabinet, walked outside, took out the food in the refrigerator, heated it in the microwave, and then brought it to the room to eat: "Don't interfere, you have to toss again, Miss Jin can stuff you into the sewer." ”
"Me! The dignified goddess of war, the guardian of the night, I ......" Rhubarb couldn't say anything anymore halfway through: "Forget it, don't be like her." ”
Probably this is helplessness, it's just a basin of water to splash out, anyway, at least there is no way to take it back now.
The next day, before Brother Zhang was ready to go out, a room of people came up to help him dress his clothes, and Brother Zhang, who wore formal clothes for the first time, seemed a little unaccustomed, but the craftsmanship of Heavenly Court was really good, and the clothes were really light and upright when worn on the body, and they were particularly slim, and the materials were also very textured to the touch.
"What kind of material is this?" When Xu Wei helped Brother Zhang tidy up his neckline, he asked, "It's so light and so positive, the wind can't blow." None of this is in line with physics. ”
Rhubarb also hooked his paw and sniffed it, and then said categorically with an expression that understood the king: "This is definitely a cloth for the pharaoh's body!" ”
"Go!" Xu Wei pushed it: "If you can't speak, shut up." ”
Brother Zhang didn't mind, just smiled, and then said to Xu Wei: "It's hard, I'm going out." ”
"Your Majesty...... The enchantress is a disaster for the country...... Your Majesty ......" Rhubarb looked at the back of Brother Zhang walking out, and shouted at the window: "Don't waste state affairs because of women!" ”
Brother Zhang turned around and bounced it off the window lattice, but Rhubarb jumped up again without giving up, and continued to shout through the fence: "Your Majesty...... Your Majesty......"
At this time, Xu Wei hugged it down: "What TV series have you watched recently?" ”
"Ming Dynasty 1573."
"No wonder...... No, that's the Ming Dynasty 1566, and your 1573 is the National Cellar 1573. ”
"Who cares." Rhubarb sighed and jumped down: "It's hard to persuade the damned ghost with good words, just let him go with him if he is so bent on doing it, but pity the country is not guaranteed." ”
"You slander the emperor like this, it's enough to punish your nine clans."
Rhubarb snorted coldly: "Heaven and earth are clear, the sun and the moon can be seen!" ”
And Brother Xiao Zhang did not have the consciousness of being the king of the dead country at the moment, he was pulled into her suitor's car by Jin Mei, and the gentleman who drove saw that Jin Mei really brought a man, but he didn't mean to be angry at all, but introduced himself very enthusiastically.
What are the various titles of this foundation and that company directly came up a lot, and finally said with a very kind attitude: "My surname is Yan, and my name is Yan Xuan." Just call me Ah Xuan. ”
Brother Xiao Zhang sighed and pointed to the signboard of his restaurant at the entrance of Chang'an Lane: "I am the owner of this restaurant, you can just call me Xiao Zhang." ”
When Yan Xuan was on the way, he had been chatting with Brother Xiao Zhang, mainly with Brother Xiao Zhang, he was still quite level, and he didn't say to belittle Brother Zhang, it was a normal chat, and Brother Xiao Zhang was also sincere, people would answer whatever they asked, a not too long journey, Yan Xuan had already understood Brother Xiao Zhang.
"So you like pets too? I do have a Maine at home, and when I bought it, I just had an eye, but I didn't expect it to grow so big. What breed is your cat? ”
"Orange Cat." Brother Xiao Zhang replied: "Except for a little more nonsense, everything else is fine." ”
"Hahahaha, my cat also likes to meow in front of me."
Brother Xiao Zhang moved his mouth but didn't say it after all, after all, rhubarb is not just meowing, it also scolds the street, especially when playing games, talking is very dirty and has a huge amount of mother, and even he has been affected by him every year, so Nian Nian, who doesn't like to talk, will now scold a sentence of "Nima Criticism" after being provoked by his classmates, what Teacher Lin said, Brother Xiao Zhang doesn't have to think about it to know who she learned from swearing.
When I watched the drama, it was actually nothing, the drama was very exciting, there were all famous actors on it, everyone was very involved in watching it, and Brother Xiao Zhang was no exception, he used to often watch dramas on the Internet, from "Teahouse" to "Birdman" to "Secret Love in Peach Blossom Spring", he watched it, so he was also half a ticket holder.
However, Jin Mei was very bored there, and she even leaned back in her chair for a long time to rest, and only woke up when she was about to end.
After that, according to the process, they will go to a party, Yan Xuan said that this banquet is a group of friends and colleagues get together on the weekend to chat, only after the past I know that this party can be called a banquet, everyone is dressed very formally, but Yan Xuan himself looks a little embarrassed.
He was just wearing ordinary civilian clothes, not even as decent as Brother Zhang's clothes, and he frowned immediately after he came in, while Brother Zhang looked around, then turned his head sideways and whispered, "Ah Xuan, you seem to have been yin." ”
Yan Xuan immediately understood what was going on, this is obviously being yin, that is, someone wants to see him embarrassed, high-quality men like this must be good-looking, don't look at it as just a set of clothes, but this will make the petty bourgeoisie have several days to talk about.
"I've thought about what they're going to say about you." Jin Mei covered her mouth and giggled a few times: "You look at the way you chose yesterday, it's really funny sisters, he just stood there with a blank face, he pretended to be such a forced person, and now he probably doesn't have a face to see anyone." ”
Yan Xuan and Brother Xiao Zhang both looked at Jin Mei with stunned expressions at the same time, but Jin Mei just spread out her hands: "My little sister and I usually say this about people, women will not be any exceptions, right?" ”
Although Yan Xuan was overshadowed today and dressed very ordinary, Jin Mei came prepared, she glanced at the clothes on her body, and then smiled: "Lose your company." ”
After speaking, she went to the bathroom alone, leaving Yan Xuan and Xiao Brother Zhang here staring wide-eyed.
And just when they were exhausted, suddenly the host of this banquet came to them with a wine glass, this person was also about thirty years old, looked at Yan Xuan with a smile and said, "Ah Xuan, why are you not very happy today?" It's not like your style. ”
Yan Xuan smiled dryly, and while apologizing, he introduced Brother Xiao Zhang to this young man who seemed to have a good status, but that person was not interested in a newcomer like Brother Xiao Zhang, who had no reputation, and just said a perfunctory greeting and stopped paying attention to this person.
"He's ......"
Just when Yan Xuan was about to introduce the person just now to Brother Zhang, suddenly a loud voice in the crowd burst out: "Yo, this is not my Brother Yan, I haven't seen you for a long time." ”
When Brother Zhang saw the man's expression, he immediately realized that today's game was actually for Yan Xuan, but Yan Xuan didn't know at all, and he and Jin Mei actually belonged to the people who were injured by mistake, and looking at it like this, there may be a wonderful plot in the future.
"Brother Yan, why are you dressed so plainly today? Yo, who is this? ”
The young man looked at Brother Zhang with a smile on his face, he was actually difficult to distinguish his social status from Brother Zhang's physiognomy and clothing, after all, the temperament cultivated by the position of the Holy Lord and his ascetic face were actually very in line with the setting of the son's family that came out of a famous family, and people who came didn't dare to make a mistake casually.
"Hello." Brother Xiao Zhang nodded: "Mr. Yan Xuan invited me here today." ”
"Brother Yan invited? This is a private party, and not everyone is qualified to invite outsiders. When he spoke, his eyes looked at Yan Xuan: "Brother Yan, you said yes, right?" Hu, let's check the invitation. ”
This is actually a very excessive behavior, in other words, the meaning of "you are not a thing in my eyes, why are you calling people randomly" on the face.
checked the invitations, Yan Xuan didn't have any invitations, he was verbally notified, and even asked him to bring as many friends as possible.
And just when the guy named Ah Hu was about to approach, Xiao Brother Zhang just glanced over, and Ah Hu suddenly had a spirit, and then stood silently to the side, and the kid who shouted was still urging there: "What are you doing in a daze, check the invitation." ”
But Ah Hu, the ultimate bodyguard in the venue, stood there motionless the whole time, with his head down, as if he had made a mistake.
Just when he noticed that there were more and more eyes here, the person who was talking to Yan Xuan just now suddenly walked to the front and said solemnly: "Welcome today's protagonist!" Ms. Hu Fei came to the scene! ”
Then I saw the door of the VIP passage slowly open, and then a group of people came out of it, led by the tiger girl.
Brother Xiao Zhang took a step back, leaned into the ear of the bodyguard Ah Hu and said, "Are you a tiger girl?" ”
"Yes...... Holy Lord. ”
"It's okay." Brother Xiao Zhang lowered his voice and said, "You go and get busy with you, go and tell Hu Niu that you don't know me." ”
"Yes, Holy Lord."
Tiger girl is very good in the world, because in order to make the Holy Lord Fund stable and profitable, she has a large group of cutting-edge financial predators under her hands, and the most favorite and best thing for these people is to buy, buy, buy, buy, the Holy Lord Fund is the most mysterious and low-key fund in the world, and its rulers will be the focus of everyone's attention wherever they go, don't say anything I hope that the Holy Lord Fund will invest, even if you can know a little bit about their investment insider, A steady profit of 9 to 15 percent per year is like picking up money for nothing.
The bodyguard named Ah Hu separated the crowd, hurriedly came to Hu Niu, and said a few words in his ear, Hu Niu immediately stood on tiptoe and glanced around, and sure enough, she found that Xiao Zhang was standing there chatting with a man, she immediately understood the whole content, and then began to interact with those people on the scene as if she didn't see it at all.
Hu Niu's posture is very high, only people like the one who came to call Brother Yan Xuan just now and above are qualified to clink glasses with Hu Niu, and the person who asked people to check Brother Zhang's invitation card is not even qualified to come forward except for looking at it from afar.
"This Hu Fei is a legend in the investment world, but it is said that she is just a little princess pushed to the surface by their family, and the real iceberg is something that we ordinary people can't see at all. The financial resources behind this fund are said to support a medium-sized country from nothing to fully modernize. Yan Xuan whispered to Brother Zhang to introduce the tiger girl in front of him: "More than half of the people who came today are definitely coming for this little princess, and it is said that she is still single." ”
"That's ......"
Brother Xiao Zhang muttered twice, but he couldn't help laughing in his heart, of course the tiger girl is single, but the problem is that the tiger girl is not married, each of the twelve spirits has characteristics, this characteristic includes disadvantages and advantages, the shortcomings of the tiger girl are the devouring master, if the eight characters are not hard enough, she will be killed. And the most important point why she was able to become a resident contestant of the Twelve Spirits was that the first selection requirement of the Holy Lords of the past dynasties was that she could not be killed by her.
It is impossible to get married, the tiger is single in the world, and she won't even talk about love, but Brother Xiao Zhang knows her, and she has no interest in love at all, because there are too many interesting things in this world than love, such as laser pointers, various balls, cat teasing sticks and hunting, and the tiger girl can't play it.
"Interested in trying it?"
Yan Xuan looked at Brother Xiao Zhang and thought that he had also thought about this little princess, so he asked with a smile and continued: "But she is said to be notoriously difficult. ”
"Hmm."
And at this time, the person next to him who was embarrassed just now couldn't take care of the two of them at this time, and he had already squeezed to the front when the tiger girl appeared, and he couldn't even take care of the troublemakers.
"How?" Brother Xiao Zhang looked back at Yan Xuan: "Do you want to go back or continue to stay here?" ”
"Of course you stay." Although Yan Xuan didn't like Brother Zhang in his heart, after all, he was a stranger and rival, but he vividly embodied the word upbringing from beginning to end, and even worried that Brother Xiao Zhang didn't understand the rules of this occasion and had been patiently explaining to him.
However, as time went on, Yan Xuan found a very interesting thing, that is, the owner of this small restaurant did not seem to be as ignorant as he thought, he was surprised when he didn't see anything, and he wouldn't be like many people who came to this kind of party for the first time and stared at those self-help delicacies and delicacies. On the contrary, Jin Mei's friend showed calmness, calmness and elegance, far beyond Yan Xuan's imagination.
"Unwilling?" Brother Xiao Zhang asked with a smile: "Because I was put on the table." ”
"Then who can be willing, if you leave now, you will really be ridiculed for half a month." Yan Xuan smiled and walked to the window where there were few people, looking at the moonlight in the big courtyard outside: "Sometimes I really don't understand what the point of these people doing this kind of thing is. ”
Brother Xiao Zhang didn't have a bad impression of Yan Xuan, because from the beginning of the meeting, he just learned about the situation and didn't ask any more questions, let alone run people. Brother Xiao Zhang is in the service industry, he has never seen any kind of ghostly guest, although he can feel that Yan Xuan doesn't like him very much, but he obviously doesn't like to be so polite, this person is already very good.
As for Brother Zhang, it's a little transparent. He sat next to Yan Xuan, and every time the waiter brought a new dish, he would silently recite the recipe for that dish. Others didn't know, but Yan Xuan felt funny when he heard it, so he asked: "Sure enough, three sentences are not leaving the bank, why don't we go eat some?" ”
"Okay."
Yan Xuan and Xiao Zhang stood in the self-selection with a plate and began to pick up the dishes, Yan Xuan also said to Xiao Zhang when he picked up the dishes: "It's strange, the owner here today is wrong, if there were important guests in the past, he would invite famous chefs from all over the world to cook here on the spot." ”
Brother Zhang picked up a piece of chicken and took a bite, and tasted it carefully, his brows immediately furrowed. After Yan Xuan saw it, he asked curiously, "What's wrong?" Something doesn't taste right? ”
"It's not." Brother Xiao Zhang shook his head and said, "It's my taste." ”
Every chef knows the most about the taste of his own dishes, but just now this bite of chicken is eaten, it is clearly his craft, you must know that he is not a professional but a wild road picked up outside, not so much his taste as the taste of Chang'an Lane, this is the housekeeping skills of the old neighbors in Chang'an Lane, he took it back and added a little innovation.
And now that he tastes this in this place, he can't help but feel curious.
After Yan Xuan heard his words, he hurriedly ate a bite of chicken, the chicken was tender and smooth, with a rich sauce and oil aroma, although he was not a professional diner, but he could also eat this chicken can indeed be made with some craftsmanship.
It just so happened that at this time, the owner of this place, that is, the man named Brother Yanxuan and didn't take Brother Zhang in his eyes, led the tiger girl over, and he said to the tiger girl with a flattering face: "Ms. Hu, this time I specially invited the master who won the first place in this year's Hong Kong cooking competition from Hong Kong to make dishes for you on the spot. ”
Hu Niu sighed, her eyes swept from Brother Xiao Zhang, Brother Zhang immediately shook his head and said that it was not him, and then Hu Niu saw it and said, "Very good, please ask him out." ”
The host quickly spoke to his men, and then the staff removed the tables and chairs from the surrounding areas, and then moved a full set of kitchen utensils, and then a young cook walked in.
As soon as he came in, he saw Brother Xiao Zhang, and Brother Xiao Zhang also saw him, the two looked at each other like this, and said in unison: "TV!" ”
It turned out that this person was none other than the one who lost a heads-up cooking competition with Brother Zhang in Hong Kong, and the 100-inch TV was still hanging in Brother Zhang's shop, so the two recognized each other as soon as they met.
And then the face of the chef who was called the TV by Brother Xiao Zhang darkened, and he stepped forward and questioned the owner here: "Mr. Zhou, if you want to humiliate me, you won't use such a method, right?" ”
That Mr. Zhou was still confused, he hurriedly stepped forward and asked, "What's wrong?" ”
"TV" pointed at Brother Zhang: "Since you invited this master, why do you want me to come again?" ”
Everyone in the room looked at Brother Xiao Zhang, and Brother Xiao Zhang's eyes blinked a few times, and he hurriedly waved his hand and said, "I was invited by Mr. Yan Xuanyan, not here to cook." ”
At this time, the expression of the "TV" softened a little, but his impulse just now made Mr. Zhou here very dissatisfied, frowning and about to have a seizure, but at this time, the tiger girl was playful, and said to Mr. Zhou with a smile: "It seems that there is still a story here, so do I still have a chance to see the live kung fu of this kitchen god?" ”
And at this moment, the kid who was about to be embarrassed by Yan Xuan as soon as he entered the door just now didn't know where he came out, he leaned into Mr. Zhou's ear and whispered: "Brother, that person was brought by Yan Xuan, and neither of them may have an invitation." Yan Xuan came and came, but he brought people casually, which makes it clear that he didn't take you seriously. ”
Mr. Zhou's brows furrowed, and he skimmed the expression of the Miss Hu beside him, now at this juncture, if he really offends the people of the Holy Lord Fund, it will really be fatal, he has lost tens of billions of dollars in real estate in the past few years, and he will go bankrupt if no one raises money.
But fortunately, Miss Hu didn't seem to blame at all, but wanted to see the excitement, and he was probably relieved, so he stepped forward and whispered a few words to the "TV", and then said a few words to his brother.
Soon the process was smooth, with the "TV set" in charge of the performances and cooking, while his brother was in charge of expelling the idlers and others.
Sure enough, after a while, several staff members came up and said to Yan Xuan and Brother Xiao Zhang: "Two gentlemen, I'm sorry that this is a private place, if you don't have an invitation, please leave." ”
Brother Xiao Zhang nodded, and then glanced at Yan Xuan with a smile: "Do you want to go to my small restaurant for a meal?" ”
"Okay." Yan Xuan was also extremely aggrieved in his heart, but now he didn't say anything, just followed Brother Zhang to the door: "We'll leave when Miss Jin comes out." ”
But those staff didn't seem to give them time to wait, and drove them out one by one, this scene of the tiger girl was in her eyes, if it wasn't for Brother Xiao Zhang's repeated wave of hands at her, she would have already started beating people.
"Carefully selected, don't fucking shame."
Mr. Zhou's younger brother came over at this time: "Originally, Lao Tzu wanted to play with you here today, but I can't stand my brother to entertain VIPs today, Lao Tzu has no time to clean you up, waiting to turn back, Lao Tzu looks good with you." ”
Brother Zhang had already retreated to the door at this time, waiting with a smile on his face.
"Get out, take your friends and get out of here."
As soon as the words fell, this little Zhou Ye was driven out by a big foot, it was no one else, it was actually Yan Xuan, he gritted his teeth at the moment and took off his coat, wearing only a black elastic vest, and the muscles of his body really looked like something.
"Zhou Huan, it's okay if you have an opinion about me, it's okay to insult me, let's talk about it later. But if you say that my friend can't do it, I will admit it when I fell in yours today, but if you insult people, then let's compare and contrast today. ”
This sudden scene directly broke the atmosphere in the banquet hall, everyone looked in this direction, and Zhou Huan, who was knocked out, shouted on the ground: "Security! Where's the security? ”
And the security guards here have long been replaced by Tiger Girl's people, and they stood in a row behind them, but no one moved at all.
At this time, Yan Xuan had already rushed up and rode on Zhou Huan to start a round of stormy combos, which was more exciting than Ip Man, and the punch was a practitioner at a glance, and after a few rounds of small broken punches, Zhou Huan had already been beaten with a blue nose and swollen face.
At this moment, a man held a stick and smashed it on the back of Yan Xuan's head, but the stick was stopped by an arm when he fell halfway, and when the attacker looked up, he saw a man with eyes and a polite man and said to him with a smile: "Hitting that place will kill people." ”
At this time, Boss Zhou, who was standing behind, was already so angry that his face turned green, he held back his anger and smiled at the tiger girl next to him, and then stepped forward and scolded angrily: "Have you had enough!" ”
After speaking, he yelled at Brother Xiao Zhang and Yan Xuan: "Please go out!" You are not welcome here! ”
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