"You take care of him! He wanders around the store every day, and customers have complained to me many times, saying that he peeks at people's phone screens, interjects when they chat, and accosting female customers. ”

Xu Wei finally couldn't bear it anymore after enduring the thunder dragon for three days and began to complain to Brother Xiao Zhang, her life in the past few days is really called a nightmare, the thunder dragon has really tossed Xu Wei enough in the past few days, he relied on himself to be in a spirit state to mess around there, he did all kinds of outrageous and shameless things, and after he was not bound by the body, he could play a hundred times more tricks than before.

What only shows his head outside the wall to play the hunter's trophies, or hangs upside down on the electric fan on the ceiling while turning in circles while saying welcome to the guests, and what sneaks out of the ground with half of his body to play the role of the land father, and even possesses the wild dogs passing by the door and runs over to call the big brother.

He really ...... That's not an exaggeration to say a fucking one.

In just the past few days, Brother Zhang's small restaurant is about to become a fierce ghost browsing training place, but Lei Long seems to be addicted to playing, as soon as someone says that he is pitiful, saying that he has become an ownerless and lonely soul, does he have to deprive him of this little bit of happiness.

But under his naughty mischievous behavior with no lower limit, Xu Wei really couldn't do that business, so Xu Wei found Brother Zhang early in the morning to sue.

In the end, the result of the complaint was that the thunder dragon was bottled with mineral water by a mouse, and he looked at two holes on it, and asked him to kneel through the two holes while watching TV with a mouse.

"Change the channel, change the station, the cartoon at ten o'clock is about to start." Lei Long shouted in the mineral water bottle: "After watching the cartoon later, remember to change to the movie channel at half past eleven, today is the golden years of classic old films, there is a big talk about Journey to the West." ”

"You're almost." The mouse looked at the thunder dragon on the platform: "It's all like this, and it won't stop." ”

Lei Long sat cross-legged at the bottom of the water bottle, suddenly scratched his face and asked curiously: "Do you say that old miscellaneous hair of Qing Lingzi will molest my corpse, it's so fucking disgusting." ”

"Yesterday, you possessed the body of a wild dog and rushed over and called me big brother, this kind of thing is much more disgusting than him, okay!" The mouse scolded angrily: "Otherwise, this afternoon I asked Ah Ji to take you to the delivery room, you see which one is reincarnated as a son, I can still wait for more than ten years." ”

Lei Long shut up at that time, because he really couldn't imagine what it was like for an adult with a complete mind to be pulled out of that place alive with forceps, and then to go through the time when he couldn't take care of himself and sang his mother to a group of young people who had drunk Meng Po soup in Juneteenth.

Now everyone is waiting for the Mountain King to find a way to reshape the golden body without the Jade Rabbit, and the best place for the Thunder Dragon to go during this time is to wander in Chang'an Alley, and his annoyance is really no less than an eight-year-old spoiled little rabbit cub, and it can even be said that it is even more than that, so now his range of activities is now set in this mineral water bottle.

But even in this small bottle, he is not honest, he made all kinds of requests in the morning, he wanted to watch cartoons, he wanted to surf the Internet, and then he was still thinking that his favorite female anchor had already started broadcasting.

On the fifth day of Lei Long's waiting, a package arrived at Chang'an Lane from Treasure Island, and there was a letter to Xiao Zhang, and the contents of the package were Lei Long's belongings, including a wallet, a mobile phone, and a jar of ashes.

"Lao Tzu's Celestial Dragon Body !!" Lei Long shouted frantically at his ashes in the mineral water bottle: "Qing Lingzi, Lao Tzu will never die with you!" ”

"Come on, you, with your current virtue, you will not die. People didn't use your corpse to refine the puppet, which is enough to give you face. The mouse sighed and said: "But the Tianlong body is indeed a pity, if I were Qinglingzi, I would definitely not be able to bear it." After all, such a thing as the Heavenly Dragon Body refining corpse is unavoidable. ”

"What the hell are you? How to turn your elbows outward. ”

"Alright." The mouse waved his hand: "Qing Lingzi deserves to die, but he did keep his hand in this matter, and if you can let your soul come back safely, you should be thankful, otherwise it will fall into his hands, and you will not be a ghost." Now it's up to him to explain the matter of Heiling Mountain to Brother Zhang, if he doesn't explain it properly, he will be unlucky. ”

Sure enough, Qing Lingzi's letter to Brother Xiao Zhang was explaining the matter of Black Guanyin, and this matter was not done by him on purpose, it was just an oolong caused by not knowing the thunder dragon, and it was not his intention to kill the thunder dragon, because the thunder dragon was taken by the black Guanyin, and the body and spirit were eroded, if not decisive, the thunder dragon may be completely blackened due to the invasion of darkness, and it will not be good to explain to the holy lord at that time.

After that, Qing Lingzi also gave a full set of methods to reshape the golden body, which can be regarded as an apology for this mistake, and he also said in the letter that there is no need for the Holy Lord to bother, he will personally deal with the person who wants to capture the thunder dragon, so as to deter the little ones.

"Should I say it or not, although Qing Lingzi is a villain, he is actually very good at being a man." After reading the letter to Lei Long, the mouse said: "He said in the letter, whether it is the twelve spirits or the autopsy immortals, even if they die, they can only die in each other's hands, and if others dare to touch it, that is an unforgivable sin." Don't say it, his handwriting is so beautiful. ”

The thunder dragon shook wildly in the water bottle: "You are sober, then B is nonsense, he just didn't want to be responsible so he stabbed me!" ”

"Nonsense." The mouse slapped the letter on the desk: "Who doesn't know, but at least on the surface, people admit their mistakes, and to be honest, this time the matter is not big or small, he estimates that he hasn't closed his eyes well in the past few days." But the problem is that if it is Qing Lingzi, Brother Xiao Zhang will not obviously pull his hand, you must know that we are loyal to the Holy Lord, and Qing Lingzi is also loyal to the Holy Lord. It's not once or twice that we kill each other, if he doesn't put you back this time, we'll definitely not be finished, but he put you back, and we can't go to his home court to fight, so we can only write down the grudge first. ”

Lei Long hugged his arms: "After so many years of fighting, what do you want." ”

"What's the picture? Picture an orthodox! Figure a thousand ways to return to the source! You can't let people mention it, it's the world's magic to return to the soul. ”

As soon as Lei Long heard that the soul ring was about to burn: "Lao Tzu fought with him!" ”

"Alright, beep. Qing Lingzi also gave you a set of methods to reshape the golden body, do you want it? ”

"I'll take a look." Shenlong stretched out his hand from the bottle and looked at it: "What is this!?" Where do I find this thing? ”

According to Qing Lingzi's description, his recipe came from the Taiyi Immortal, that is, the guy who reshaped Nezha with a lotus flower. The thunder dragon is different from Nezha, the thunder dragon belongs to the phase of shock, heavy thunder overlapping, and the revival of the wind, which is different from Nezha's separation, so the things needed for molding are also different.

Zhenxun is wood, aquatic wood, and the hexagram is water, which belongs to the moon and yin. So the things that reconstruct the thunder dragon are as follows: the eyes are made of water jade bodhi, the skin is composed of scales in the belly of the candle nine yin, the five internal organs are composed of the bark of Chang'e laurel tree, the color feather of the spirit phoenix, the blood peach, the earth gentian, the flying yellow, the heavenly dog teeth, etc., and the bone meridians are respectively made of descending dragon wood and red spider silk, and then put into the spiritual pool to infiltrate for three days, and then use magic to refine for forty-nine days, and then attract the soul into the body, which is considered a great achievement.

"These things are a bit of a hassle." The mouse looked at the things on the list and muttered, "What is the water jade bodhi?" I can't find it, can we use that kind of grape with more moisture? The skin should be made with the scales of candle nine yin...... The scales of the candle dragon, it's so hard. I'll buy you a big grass carp and it's about the same. As for the bark of the laurel tree, isn't it cinnamon, and the kitchen has it. Lingfeng Caiyu doesn't have it, but I see that there are peacock feathers for sale, and there is such a thing as blood peach, is it okay to have yellow peaches? Gentian ...... What is this, it's good to use pig bitter gall. Feihuang I know that this is the kind of big locust flying in the sky, and there are tengu teeth......"

The mouse silently turned his head to look at the dog sister next to him, and the dog sister also looked up at him silently, and the mouse was silent for a while and then suddenly asked: "Sister dog, do you have a plan to change your teeth recently?" ”

Sister Dog didn't bother to take care of this person, and Lei Long was also shaking the bottle crazily: "Lao Tzu is a natural treasure like Nezha, not for you to make up a set for Lao Tzu in the vegetable market, you are a dog day thing." ”

"If you talk nonsense with me again, I'll buy twenty catties of small tomatoes to reshape your golden body."

Thunder Dragon doesn't dare to talk nonsense now, he doesn't have any ability now, it's just a remnant soul, it's really too simple for a mouse to toss him, so in this case, Thunder Dragon is not a retarded mind, he easily succumbs.

After that, in the spirit of exploration, the mouse went to buy vegetables with DD and bought substitutes for all the materials just now, and when he couldn't find the spirit pool, he bought a plastic basin, and made a basin of water from the dog's favorite warmth in the yard, and then put all the food in.

This didn't say that it had been soaked for three days, and the next afternoon the thing stinked so much that I couldn't even ask for a basin, which made the rat's replacement plan completely ruined.

In this helplessness, he finally shook the king of the mountain over. After seeing the recipe given by Qing Lingzi, the king of the mountain nodded thoughtfully and said: "I'll prepare the things, but you have to prepare the spirit pool, the best spirit pool is the Yao Pond of the Queen Mother of the West, and then below is the Earth Spirit Pool of the Thick Earth Niangniang, and the lotus pond on the Yunmiao Heavenly Palace." ”

"Where am I going to go with this thing?" The mouse spread his hands and said, "I can't help it." ”

"Give it a try."

But how to say it, the king of the mountain can only be regarded as a stinker, of course he can't find the original thing, after all, those things are all natural treasures, so he is also a leveling product, but his product is much better than the vegetable market monopoly of rats, at least people are in the Chinese medicine store in exchange, and some of them are even a little high.

Mouse, in the end, I still got the Lingchi, I went directly to Jin Mei to borrow it, it was the top Yaochi, Jin Mei readily agreed to them for the sake of Brother Zhang.

But before two days, Jin Mei angrily found the mouse and reprimanded him, because the things prepared by the king of the mountain had not been soaked in the Yao Pond for two days, and they stinked that night, not only did these medicinal herbs stink, but even half of the Yao Pond was filled with a strange smell of medicinal soup, and the fairies who took care of the Yao Chi cried, for fear that they would be punished.

Seeing that the road of Pingti did not work, they began to think about using other things again, but this time it was going to be real, first of all, the mouse bought more than 100 catties of small tomatoes from the vegetable market, spread a layer on the ground, and deliberately posed for a personal shape, and then the king of the mountain gave a supplement, he even took a very expensive turtle shell over, this turtle shell with small tomatoes, it was just like the Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles to the scene of the murder, and even every year I couldn't stand it.

Finally, Nian Nian's complaints finally alarmed Brother Zhang, and after he came over and inquired about the situation carefully, he learned that they had been tossing around here for more than a week.

"I'll go find someone to help you, so don't worry about it."

Brother Xiao Zhang really couldn't do anything about this gang without Yutu, so he could only sell it himself to solve this matter, and he first sent a message in the group, and then started the road of paying to pick up the goods.

The things sent by those people are naturally not something they can understand, let alone the fruits and vegetables that can be obtained by ordering vegetables in the vegetable market, but the materials that are really written on the list for him, and even some of them are personally obtained.

But after they saw these super treasures, they started to worry one by one, because it also said that they should use spells to urge, so what kind of spell is this spell and how to urge it has become the top priority of the problem.

This time, Brother Zhang couldn't do anything, he could indeed ask someone to help, but he didn't know anything about magic, and seeing that Lei Long was about to turn off the mineral water bottle, he finally came with good news.

That is, the Taiyi Immortal himself came.

After he saw Brother Zhang's message for help in the group, he quickly came here, after all, he finally had a chance to pat the guardian on the back, and he was in good spirits this time.

But when the people came over and saw that recipe, the Taiyi Immortals themselves were dumbfounded.

"What a reshaping body? This is clearly the creation of heaven. If this is created, then it will be born into the body of a golden immortal, but you know that the more this is the case, the more dangerous it is. "Taiyi Immortal is now a kind little old man's posture, and there is no fairy spirit on his body, but because he has made a lot of fortune over the years, standing there with a shy stomach is somewhat greasy: "Once you make a mistake in half a step, there will be no chance to reshape it a second time, are you sure you still use these materials?" ”

"Bet a bet, bet a bet!" The little man in the bottle, the thunder dragon, shouted frantically in the plastic bottle: "I'll bet on this immortal body!" If it can't be done, Lao Tzu will go to find a wild dog to borrow the corpse to resurrect the soul, I have to call the mouse a big brother for life. ”