"Speaking of which, there are two factions in this technique: the north and the south. Since ancient times, it has been bounded by the Qinling Mountains, and there is a very obvious difference between the spells of the north and the south, for example, the spells of the southern faction are more inclined to the attack of the law system, and the spells of the northern faction are more inclined to physical attacks. The south side is good at equipment, and the north side is good at enchantment. We saw the content in the Romance of the Gods, this baby and that baby, in fact, most of them are things from the southern faction, and the northern faction doesn't talk nonsense, and they will pull your tendons and pick your skin when they come up. ”

In the morning, Brother Zhang's restaurant had just opened, and then there were a few monks who were drinking, they all came here to admire it, and it was inevitable that they would chat with Xu Wei after sitting down, after all, they wanted to be able to do it in front of young and beautiful girls, it can be said that it was instinct and nature, so they sat there and ordered a few side dishes and added two pots of wine and began to blow all over the world.

Let's talk about Brother Xiao Zhang's shop, although it is an outdated Internet celebrity shop now, it is still very famous on the secret method side, and the walkers and monks who come over will come here to settle down for a meal and drink, especially if they catch up with the sale of Nanke once every three days, they will come here in groups of three or five.

And with the gradual rise of the reputation of Brother Zhang's shop in various major schools, Chang'an Lane has gradually become famous, everyone knows that this place is full of demons and monsters, and many people will even come all the way to take a look, after all, there are not so many strange monsters in other places.

As for the demon eradication, don't even think about it, even the most old-fashioned antique kind of old monster who swears not to share with the demon will not rush to Chang'an Lane to get rid of the demon, the big deal is to stay away from this place, don't touch it and don't understand it, it's over, come to an idealist self-consolation technique that doesn't exist out of sight, after all, they are just hawks and not mentally retarded.

You must know that in this place of Chang'an Lane, the thousand-year-old demons all grab a handful, and the Heavenly Demon, Blood Demon, and Black Mountain Old Demon have to nod their heads and say "Don't don't, just call me Xiaotian, Xiaoxue or Xiaohei", if this kind of place can't concentrate the power of the world's sects and besiege the Guangming Peak with the six major sects, the rest can only be a gourd baby to save grandpa, come one and send one.

And if the six major factions are really neatly organized, they may not wait for them to arrive at Chang'an Lane, and they will have to be surrounded and suppressed by the police uncle as soon as they get off the airport and train station. Anyway, it's still the same sentence, now the times are different, no matter how awesome the sect is, it can't fight with the state machine, and being a court eagle dog is far better than being a moth in society.

So now Chang'an Lane has become a legend in the various sects, the kind where a few families are happy and a few are sad.

"How many families are there?" A monk suddenly asked Xu Wei curiously: "It seems that there are not many people." ”

"One hundred and thirty-one households, less than five hundred." Xu Wei replied with a smile: "This Dao Master, is he planning to subdue demons or to punish evil and promote good?" ”

"No, no, no...... You misunderstood, I'm just inquiring. The Dao Ye waved his hand again and again: "Seeing that there are not many people here, I didn't expect there to be more than 100 households." ”

"Hmm." Xu Wei nodded and said: "Maybe it was a little more in the past, but later it wasn't a market economy, and many people moved out for a living." ”

"yes, for life."

The Taoist priest sighed, took the wine and drank it all, and the two people next to him couldn't help but sigh a few times, at this time the sun was shining outside, the shadows of the plane trees were swaying, and the snow water that had not completely melted down was dripping to the ground along the eaves.

Brother Zhang walked out of the backyard with a basket of steaming potatoes at this time, and the few guests nodded to the boss to say hello, Brother Zhang also smiled and nodded at them, and then went to the other side to start processing the potatoes in his hand.

At this time, the outside is gradually lively, primary school students begin to come home from school, the sound of cooking in every household also begins to come and go, any passing by a window can smell a variety of different food aromas, the smell of oil smoke mixed with the cold air permeates the quaint old alley.

"Holy Lord, please come here."

At the mouth of the alley of Chang'an Lane, yesterday's Wei Shenhao and the little old man he called the Holy Lord appeared there, because there was a water horse at the door, so the car could not come in, and the two of them could only enter Chang'an Lane on foot.

"Don't call me the Holy Lord when you go in, keep a low profile outside."

"Clearly, the Holy Lord's mind is meticulous. I understand. ”

The two of them came to Brother Zhang's shop slowly, the little old man was dressed like a pure old stubborn man today, with a necklace of dzi around his neck, a tortoiseshell in his hand, and cloth shoes on his feet, and a bit of a tall man.

When the two of them came to the door, they looked around at the environment and layout, and nodded again and again: "This place is good, it's really good!" It's just like the place in my dreams. ”

At this time, Rhubarb was squatting on the street lamp cover at the door and licking his hair, without even looking up at them, but the little old man saw Rhubarb, and even admired it back and forth: "Okay, good, this cat is also excellent, full of aura, and it is a masterpiece to buy back to a house in town." ”

With that, they walked in, and Rhubarb, who had licked the hair, turned his head to look at their steps, and then sneered: "Old fool." ”

The two of them came to the store, and Wei Shenhao wanted to come forward to talk, but was stopped by the little old man, the two of them found a place to sit down, Xu Wei reluctantly stepped forward and asked, "What do you want to drink?" ”

"Potted tea, jasmine tea."

"Wait a minute." Xu Wei said with a straight face: "Don't you want anything else but tea?" ”

"What? Can't we order? ”

"Tea is free."

After saying a word, the other customers in the store looked at the two of them, you must know that this is the peak period of dining, and during the peak period, they occupy a place in the store and order free food, which is a bit unreasonable anywhere, right......

Xu Wei's words made Wei Shenhao lose face very much, and he almost burst into fists with both hands, but seeing the indifferent face of the "Holy Lord" on the opposite side, he still forcibly suppressed his temper.

"Little girl, we just need tea. However, we have all the consumption at noon today. The "Holy Lord" said with a smile, then glanced at Wei Shenhao, and continued to say to Xu Wei: "Little girl, what do you think? ”

Xu Wei hehe, turned around and put the tray in front of him: "Today, the whole audience will pay for the consumption of Wei Gongzi!" ”

The room suddenly became lively, and then the sound of adding orders came and went, and with such a play, Xu Wei's face also became good-looking, after she asked the moon god Xiaohei to remember the consumption of each table, she took a pot of good jasmine tea and bills in front of Wei Shenhao, and stood there with a smile and did not speak but did not leave.

Wei Shenhao didn't know what she meant, so he took out his mobile phone and scanned the code stupidly, and only after hearing the arrival information did Xu Wei bow with a smile and said, "Please use it slowly." ”

I haven't done anything here, I went out for a few thousand yuan, Wei Shenhao is rich but he is not stupid, isn't this a fool of people, so he asked very puzzled: "Holy ...... Sir, this is obviously a trick. ”

"Pattern." The little old man poured himself a pot of tea and tasted it in small sips: "Calm down." ”

"Yes......"

At this time, the little old man's stomach suddenly gurgled, and the sound was very loud, and the people next to him heard it clearly, which made him have to drink tea to cover up his embarrassment.

At this time, Xu Wei held two plates of beef fried rice, two potato cakes and two mint lemons in front of them and said with a smile: "The boss said that this is to thank you for the gifts." ”

Before Wei Shenhao could speak, Xu Wei left. And the two of them looked at the food in front of them whether they ate or not, and finally felt that the atmosphere was really embarrassing, so they simply took a bite.

How do you know that you can't stop eating, although Wei Shenhao is a nouveau riche, he has also eaten and seen it, but it is the first time he has eaten such a delicious meal, it can't be said to be amazing, but he just can't stop his mouth, one bite at a time, and then take a sip of drink, very satisfied.

And at this time, he looked at the "Holy Lord" on the other side, and he was also eating happily, and seeing such immortals eating so happily, the burden in his heart was immediately lightened.

They sat like this until two o'clock in the afternoon, when the customers in the store were gone, and when Xu Wei and Xiao Hei had already started to clean up, they got up and came to Brother Xiao Zhang, who was shoveling the stove with a shovel.

"Boss, this is our husband, he has something to tell you."

Wei Shenhao introduced the little old man beside him very seriously, and the little old man cleared his throat at this time, signaling that Wei Shenhao had not said enough. Xiao Wei is also a smart person, he immediately handed the little old man's business card from his arms, and then said proudly: "Boss, I told you, it's not me but Mr. who wants to buy your shop." Mr. is a great person, he knows yin and yang, and his family has been passed down for thousands of years. You know the zodiac signs, right? It is all from Mr.'s family, and our Mr. is the Holy Lord of this generation, and he is willing to come to see you in person, which shows that our Mr. has the common people in mind. ”

Brother Zhang took the business card and looked up at Wei Shenhao, then at the little old man, and then scratched his head: "Ah......"

Seeing his appearance, Wei Shenhao thought that he was shocked by the identity of the little old man, so he continued: "Although the twelve spirit phases under Mr. are now reincarnated, one day they will come back again, and then you will know how powerful our husband is." ”

Brother Xiao Zhang pursed his lips and was silent for a while: "This person is a little familiar." ”

"You may feel uneasy now, but our husband is a fake Holy Lord, and he has long seen that the location of your shop is the location of the great murderer, and this alley is even more of a fierce place. Boss, be careful, this is deadly. ”

At this time, the little old man asked Wei Shenhao to step aside, and he himself stepped forward and said with a smile: "This little brother, stretch out your left hand to show me." ”

Brother Zhang was very obedient, he immediately stretched out his left hand and handed it over, the little old man began to look at Brother Zhang's palmistry carefully, but he felt a little strange when he looked at him, and couldn't help but chatter: "This little brother, your fate is bumpy, there will be a catastrophe in the near future." I ask you, have you been unable to sleep at night since you lived here? ”

"Well, I often don't sleep." Brother Xiao Zhang nodded: "What's the problem?" ”

"Oops! It's haunted by ghosts! ”

As he spoke, Lei Long swam out of Brother Zhang's wall as if he had discussed it with him, and began to watch the excitement while lying down. And if you want to talk about this little old man, it is also a little capable, although it is said that the thunder dragon has been harmless by the rat, and ordinary people can't see him, but this little old man felt his appearance at the first time, and his face suddenly changed greatly: "This place is demonic...... Demonic ......"

And as soon as he finished speaking, he saw the green and white snake twisting his big crotch and walking in leisurely, and then said listlessly: "Brother Zhang, come to two bowls of refreshing soup, this winter we are sleepy and panicked, like we can't wake up all day long, and we can't do business." ”

"You call it hibernation." Brother Zhang smiled: "Why fight against physiological reactions." ”

"I'm going to work." The white lady yawned and said, "I can't help myself, recently we also invited a TV station to promote my family's herbal tea, and this time is the time for good business." ”

Their conversation did not attract the attention of the little old man, his heart was beating suddenly, he only felt that there was something huge around him, and the terrifying feeling invaded his limbs from his heart, it was obviously a warm room, but he felt the indescribable coldness, and there was a feeling of being haunted by a python.

And at this moment, the mouse came to eat in uniform, he sat down and took off his hat, saw the little old man next to Brother Zhang, and grinned: "What? Teacher Ma Weidu? ”

Brother Zhang turned his head and said, "The Holy Lord is here." ”

The mouse was stunned: "Huh? ”

He stepped forward and looked back and forth at the little old man and Wei Shenhao beside him, and then simply sat down and said with interest: "Holy Lord? I also know a little bit about the Holy Lord. Are you really the Holy Lord? ”

At this time, the little old man's forehead was already sweating like rain, and his face was not very good-looking, but he was still able to say with a smile: "This ...... Yes...... Comrade, I don't know what you say. ”

His eyes swept over the rat's uniform, and his expression was obviously a little panicked, coupled with the cold on his body, which made him unspeakably uncomfortable now.

"Hey, don't look at me in uniform, I'm actually a ghost blowing lamp reader." The mouse said seriously: "And I am also very interested in the legend of the Holy Lord, saying that the Holy Lord was born in the Shang and Zhou periods, right, what is the family name?" ”

"Last name...... The surname is Zhang. ”

Seeing that he stumbled in his answer, the mouse raised his eyebrows, so he quickly widened his eyes, and took the little old man's hand as if he was very interested and said, "It seems that all the magic in the world comes from you, right?" Are you really the Holy Lord? ”

Before the little old man could answer, Wei Shenhao next to him straightened his chest and said proudly: "Then there can be a fake, I will practice with the Holy Lord now, the Holy Lord said, if I behave well, let me be a dragon spirit." ”

The mouse's eyes looked at the thunder dragon floating in the air around the little old man, and the thunder dragon stretched out his hand and touched the little old man back and forth with a thief smile on his face.

At this touch, the cold air directly bubbled out of the little old man's backbone, and the little old man's hands began to tremble, and his face became purple. At this time, Brother Xiao Zhang hit Lei Long on the forehead with a soybean, so that he stopped this prank that would kill people.

"What is a dragon spirit?" The mouse held his cheeks and said with a serious face: "Can you tell me?" ”

Wei Shenhao's expression was very proud, that kind of pride can't be faked, he saw that the mouse was so seriously engaged, he naturally didn't hide it, and directly patted his chest and said: "There are twelve gods under the Holy Lord's seat!" They don't die or die, they only keep reincarnating, and I'm the dragon spirit of this generation! It's just that the Holy Lord said that the awakening of the dragon spirit needs to be tempered, and I haven't experienced the ordeal yet. ”

Brother Xiao Zhang lowered his head and held back a smile, he now felt that he was so embarrassed that he was about to use his toes to dig out the three-bedroom and one living room on the ground, now it seems that this Wei Shenhao is still so cute, does he really not know that he has been deceived?

But it's no wonder that for an ordinary person, this kind of thing is really easy to be deceived, after all, he looks like a large leek, and the person who bought the 8848 mobile phone back then is the same type, and it is also the victim of "I, Qin Shi Huang, playing money".

But I have to say that this little old man is still a little capable, he can feel that the existence of the thunder dragon can also be disturbed by the huge demonic aura of the White Lady and the Python Blue, which ordinary people do not have, and if such a person wants to deceive an ordinary person, it is too simple.

"Then how many Holy Spirits are there around the Holy Lord now?" The mouse frowned and asked, "It won't be just you, right?" ”

"This ......" Wei Shenhao turned his head to look at the little old man: "Holy Lord...... Is that what can be said? ”

The little old man, who was gradually recovering because he was no longer harassed by the thunder dragon, waved his hand: "Say it...... Alas...... This should not be known to mere mortals. ”

Xu Wei outside had already covered her mouth and ran to the counter to pound the table when she heard this, and it happened that the pony also came at this time, and seeing Xu Wei smiling like this, he asked curiously, "What?" Someone is willing to marry you? ”

Xu Wei picked up a cucumber and threw it over: "Die!" There are people in it who are pretending to be the Holy Lord. ”

"Hold the grass?" Pony took the cucumber: "I'll have to take a look." ”

As soon as he entered, he heard Wei Shenhao sitting there and said, "There is also Ma Ling, Ma Ling has also come, and there is a snake ......."

Before he could finish his sentence, his hair was suddenly grabbed by the pony: "Snake, you are a mother's head!" ”

After saying that, he brought a chair and overturned him, and then the pony was red-eyed, and a dagger appeared in his hand, which was pressed against Wei Shenhao's Adam's apple: "Lao Tzu heard you say a snake word again, Lao Tzu will dry your blood for you." ”

Wei Shenhao wanted to struggle, but how could he fight against the pony, so he could only keep shouting, and the little old man saw the pony's irritability, and even took out a magic weapon in his hand, and the pony nailed his magic weapon to the ceiling with a wave of his hand, and then suffocated the little old man's chest, and the little old man was kicked out directly, and when he almost hit the white lady who was drinking soup, she flicked it to the ground with her sleeve.

Brother Xiao Zhang looked at the dagger on the ceiling at the moment and pointed to his head: "I just renovated it." ”

And the pony was already red-eyed at this time, and he rushed up and stepped on the little old man's chest: "Go, call Lao Tzu what you said about the horse spirit and snake spirit!" Otherwise, I'll kill you! ”

The little old man who was beaten up couldn't speak at the moment, so he could only stretch out his hand to the mouse, but the mouse just wiped his mouth: "Brother Zhang, I'm going to work." ”

Brother Zhang nodded and said to the thunder dragon, "Go and let the pony calm down." ”

"Calm down, calm down, the rat is bruised, if he wasn't wearing skin, he would have to play doubles with the pony." Thunder Dragon snorted coldly: "If he doesn't say a snake spirit, he won't be beaten like this." ”

At this time, Wei Shenhao took out the phone, but before he could call, he saw a nine-section whip thrown out by the pony and shattered his phone, and then the whip head tied Wei Shenhao like a spirit.

The pony continued to shout, "Go! Call out your spirits to Lao Tzu! ”

The little old man was stupid at the moment, and he didn't dare to speak for a long time, but Brother Zhang took out a soybean and hit the back of the pony's head at this time: "Deal with it yourself, don't be in the store." ”

The pony had a very violent temper, but he still knew whose words could not be disobeyed, so he stretched out his hand and carried the little old man out as if he were carrying pork, and when he walked to Wei Shenhao's side, he mentioned it by the way......

When this farce ended, Brother Zhang shook his head helplessly, reached out and hooked his finger at the dart on the ceiling, and the dart fell automatically, and then he just wiped it in that place in the air, and the hole pierced by the dart was restored by itself.

"Pony's temper tantrum is really unlikeable." Thunder Dragon sighed, "Too impulsive. ”

Brother Xiao Zhang squinted at him: "How much better do you think your arrogance can be?" ”

"Yes yes yes when I didn't say ......"

The thunder dragon slowly swam into the wall, and then heard the dog sister next door roar angrily: "Get out of the way." ”

Then there was the screams of the thunder dragon, and finally Xu Wei ran over and bent over with a smile: "Brother...... My master was beaten out of two souls by Sister Dog. ”

"Huh?"

At this time, the three thunder dragons floated over, and the three of his movements were quite uniform: "Hehe, I forgot that Sister Dog was taking a bath...... Boss, do yourself a favor and recover. ”

Brother Zhang rolled his eyes, picked up the chopsticks and slammed them on the crook of the thunder dragon's legs, and the thunder dragon jumped up with a snort, but after the jump, he had already recovered into a complete spirit body.

At this moment, the pony had already tied Wei Shenhao and the "Holy Lord" in his small warehouse, and he squatted in front of the two of them and said, "They are giggling with you, I am not that interested, now call your twelve spirits for me, quick!" ”

At this time, the little old man's hand began to pinch the trick constantly, and the pony didn't even look at it, and picked up the leather whip and whipped it over, and the little old man screamed miserably. And Wei Shenhao was still scolding there: "You have broken the law by doing this, do you know!" I'm going to call the police, I'm going to sue you all! You wait! ”

"Haha, okay." Pony laughed, "Then you have to wait until you get out alive, shake people quickly, or I'll have some fun for you." ”

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