The ring was placed in Wei Shenhao's hand, he wiped away his tears, held his hands in his hands, first looked up at Xiao Brother Zhang, then looked around, and then took a deep breath and put the ring on his finger.

"Look, there's no response."

Xiao Ma spread his hand, looked at the unchanged bronze ring and said to Wei Shenhao with a smile: "If you don't have that life, don't make it hard." ”

After speaking, he was about to take off the ring, but he dragged it down, but found that the ring couldn't be pulled, and no matter how hard he tried, Wei Shenhao screamed in pain, and Xiao Ma frowned: "Xiao Hei, go get some laundry detergent." ”

Moon God Xiao Hei ran over to get laundry detergent with a sigh, but just when everyone thought that this matter had subsided, they suddenly saw that the ring began to spread out in Wei Shenhao's hand, gradually covering half of his palm, and then slowly wrapped his whole hand.

A cow with a gaze on the back of his hand gradually appeared, but unlike the pony's horse, he didn't open his eyes and couldn't see the ruby on it.

This time, Wei Shenhao was silent for a short time, and then he went crazy like Fan Jinzhong, he first jumped around, making strange noises in his mouth, and then his head hit the corner of the counter with a bang, and he foamed at the mouth and lost consciousness.

"Is he alright?"

Xu Wei heard the news and came to check, but found that a room full of people stood there with strange faces, and even Brother Zhang's expression became very strange, so Xu Wei asked again, "What's wrong with you?" ”

At this time, the mouse returned to his soul, raised his head and said: "Speaking of which, there are few of the twelve spirits of this generation who have normal brains, and I am with the king of the mountain, this cow ......."

"You MB talk well." The pony glared and scolded, and after scolding, he stretched his neck and shouted, "Sister Dog, the mouse said that you have a sick brain!" ”

The mouse rushed up and wanted to cover the pony's mouth, but it was too late, and Sister Dog suddenly appeared with an upside-down thunderbolt and pressed the mouse to the ground with one palm.

And just as the mouse was begging for mercy while slapping the ground, the thunder dragon slowly swam over: "I think the twelve spirits have a big problem, and there are really too few normal brains." Counting from the mouse, one is counted as one, and there may really be nothing serious except for the king of the mountain. ”

Lei Long's words were very pertinent, and his demeanor revealed his concern for the future of the Twelve Spirits, after all, in the current situation, the Twelve Spirits, who had hoped that fresh blood would be a normal IQ, might not be able to count on it.

Although everyone in the Twelve Spirits has their own shortcomings, the shortcomings of this generation are too obvious.

The mouse is cautious and timid, the cow is stupid and stubborn, the tiger girl is playful, the thunder dragon is arrogant, the pony is impulsive, the chicken is aggressive, the dog sister is taciturn, and the mountain king has a withdrawn temperament.

"What does it mean that the cow doesn't open its eyes?" Pony asks curiously, "Do you want me to give him a knife?" ”

"What he didn't open his eyes was that although he was one of the twelve spirits, he hadn't yet encountered the opportunity to awaken him." The thunder dragon hovered there and said, "Just like my chicken brother, who has been the king of Jizo for half his life, and suddenly remembered that he was still a chicken one night. ”

Anyway, no one knows what the awakening of the twelve spirits should be, they each have their own calamities, such as the mouse awakening because of the death of his father, the thunder dragon awakening because he ate hemorrhoids after eating hot pot that year and found that the doctor who treated him was an ex-girlfriend, the king of the mountain because of the flood in their hometown one year washed him away, and the pony was in a vegetative state for four months because he played football in his early years and hit the railing for four months.

But the question now is not when Brave Niuniu will return to his place, but why Brave Niuniu is such a fucking person.

The position of the cow in the twelve spirits is actually equivalent to an auxiliary position, it can give various buffs to the other twelve spirits and can also dispel various negative effects, with the ability to return blood to the whole group, in the twelve spirits have always had the nickname of the cow, and the jade rabbit, the spirit snake and called the three major auxiliaries, and purely according to the amount of milk, the milk volume of the cow is at the top of the list.

As for the specific direction, he is taking the energy supply route, which is a trinity with the battle damage repair of the Jade Rabbit and the battlefield scheduling of the Spirit Snake, which can make the comprehensive combat ability of the Twelve Spirits go to a big level.

But here's the problem, the previous brave cow cow was a girl most of the time, not to mention the thoughtful and perfect fit the attributes of the cow, even if he didn't do anything, he trembled and was pleasing to the eye when he went to that station, but this time he fucked a bull, and it was a stupid, stupid and very stubborn thing, not to mention the tip of the horns, it was easy to be brainwashed by people, and it was milked by this thing...... Speaking from the heart, the other twelve spirits all felt a little instinctive physiological discomfort, and even felt that they might be poisoned by his milk.

"I said, he's fine." Only then did the pony realize that the brave cow had been lying on the ground foaming at the mouth for so long, so he pushed him with his foot and said, "We now have two paths to walk, one is for me to find a rope to make him soar quickly, and then take his soul to reincarnate quickly." Another way is to pinch his nose and recognize the fact that he is really the Twelve Spirits, and in the future, everyone will be mentally prepared to accept such a stupid criticism. ”

At this time, the ownerless lonely soul thunder dragon shook over: "Laugh, did you think about what we thought when you joined the organization when you said that people were stupid?" Ask yourself, how many people in the world are even more stupid than you. ”

Pony was furious, pointed at the Thunder Dragon and said, "Evil beast, no one will treat you as a mute if you don't speak." ”

"Yo, I'm in a hurry, I'm in a hurry."

The tone and expression of Lei Long's speech are really top-notch, but this is only for the pony, after all, the two of them have not dealt with each other for some years, and they all say that the dragon horse spirit, and the two of them get together to get rid of the dragon horse nerves.

However, they are noisy and noisy, and now the problem still needs to be solved. First of all, it is certain that the rapid overlifting is not suitable, secondly, this brave Niu Niu is indeed not very smart, and the third point is that when he will awaken is still a big problem, if he can't wake up, he may be such a little waste for the rest of his life.

"It's coming, it's coming." Xu Wei ran over with her mobile phone: "I checked this guy, he is so rich!" ”

Although the Holy Lord Fund is very rich, it is the result of many years of operation, and when everyone sees Brave Niuniu's achievements in just two years, they are all dumbfounded, this guy ...... Birth plus point is not a little added to intelligence, all points to luck. When I flipped through his life resume later, I was shocked by his bloody and cruel primitive accumulation.

"The rise of the Americans is the inheritance of the resources of the Indians. This good guy is really sacrificing his father's boundless mana. The rat who got up from the ground couldn't help but sigh when he looked at Niu Niu's information: "I thought, this can't milk people, but it seems to be poisonous milk." All of this person's buffs will have the opposite effect. ”

At this time, Brother Zhang, who had not spoken much, suddenly raised his head and said at a slow pace: "It's better - let's do a test." ”

The Holy Lord ordered, and then do what you say. These unscrupulous twelve spirits first woke Niu Niu up, and didn't give him a second chance to go crazy at all, directly pressed him there, took out his mobile phone and said, "Unlock, buy stocks!" ”

Brave Niu Niu was stunned for a long time, he didn't react for a long time, he was still immersed in the joy that he was really the twelve spirits, and he had no idea what kind of crazy sluts he was about to face.

But since he was so happy today, the senior brothers told him to buy stocks, so he opened the stock investment interface, sat there and asked in confusion: "Which one to buy?" ”

The brothers who don't know much about stocks around discussed for a long time, and they casually found a smart car company that has been painting cakes for seven years because they have been painting cakes all day long, the company's shares have been falling below the edge of the issue price in recent years, and everyone is saying that they are classic Ka leeks, and then there is an aquaculture, that is, the one that Mr. Zhou invested in before, the year before last said that the coral was eaten by starfish, last year's scallops ran away, this year's oyster escaped from prison, the credibility directly bottomed out, and it should be declared bankrupt in a few days. The third is a real estate company, the capital chain is broken, the boss runs away, all the buildings are suspended, there are owners everywhere to defend their rights, and it is also a company that is about to end.

"You buy these three."

Niu Niu actually doesn't understand, he doesn't even watch the news, but since the senior brothers say that they buy three, then he buys it. And his purchase is not a retail operation, the APP in his hand is directly connected to the service of his investment team, and he immediately followed up with this purchase, and billions of dollars were injected into it in an instant.

Fifteen minutes after the transaction was successful, a window suddenly popped up on the XX news in Xu Wei's hand, which showed: XXX car, the latest driverless car released today, has passed the joint testing of multiple departments, officially implemented the road standard, and entered the open road section test.

There is also a huge title at the back: Seven years of sharpening a sword, today the edge is out.

These hangers really watched the company's stock almost bottom out, and suddenly a tsunami-like rebound, which was directly pulled to the day's price limit.

Before they were shocked, the news of XX Finance jumped out again: XX Island announced that the scallops that ran last year and the oysters that ran this year are back! And not only did he come back by himself, but he also dragged his children and his family with him.

"It's your mother's outrageous!"

Pony threw his phone forward, pointed to the news, and said to the person next to him, "What could be more outrageous than a fucking oyster running back with his family?" ”

But before he finished his excitement, he listened to the news scroll bar on Xiao Zhang's 100-inch TV: "According to XXX reports, the state has decided to fully take over the real estate business of XX Group, under the joint investment of XXX Group, XX Group and XXX Group, now XX Group's real estate business has been fully nationalized, and the follow-up construction will be completed in the short term, and the project will be completed according to quality and quantity and delivered as agreed after paying compensation." ”

"I lost my ......"

The people in the room were all shocked at once, and everyone turned their eyes to Brother Xiao Zhang after being shocked, and Brother Xiao Zhang waved his hand again and again: "I didn't do anything." ”

That being said, it's really hard not to think of one word – the law of cause and effect.

And the people in this world who can activate the law of cause and effect, except for Brother Zhang, only Zhang Juzao, and now this bull is ...... Isn't that a bit too outrageous?

However, they are not easy people to be subdued, so they grabbed Niu Niu and began to continue the test, and at this time, even Brother Xiao Zhang began to wonder what was going on with this guy, so he also came over to watch.

Fortunately, Brave Niuniu is not the so-called law of cause and effect, because he has no way to control random probability events, such as he has no way to control the number of dice, no way to bet on the lottery that is being drawn, and no way to predict the future.

Even their tests alarmed the Mountain King, and after repeated tests by the Mountain King, a person with a relatively normal mind, and then after the content of various records and classics, the Mountain King made the following judgment.

First: Niu Niu's ability is not the law of cause and effect, but a simple auspicious attribute, although he has not awakened to become the real twelve spirits, but the passive attributes of the twelve spirits will also affect him.

This is like the spirit medium of the mouse, the immortality of the thunder dragon, the high speed of the pony, the revival of the chicken brother, the agility of the dog sister, the tenacity of the tiger girl and the memory of the mountain king, all of which belong to passive attributes. The important thing here is to talk about the spirit medium of the mouse, the spirit medium here does not mean that he can invite the gods to come to the body or something, but that he himself can form a medium with the aura of heaven and earth through himself, and the formation attribute is increased by 200 percent, and the formation failure rate is reduced by 70 percent. The super memory of the king of the mountain is unforgettable in the true sense, and he can memorize 30 million words in one day, and even when he sleeps, he can read and memorize while sleeping.

The two attributes at the beginning and the end can be said to be the two most perverted attributes among the twelve spirits, far more perverted than the abilities of all the other twelve spirits.

According to this clue, Niu Niu's passive attribute should be auspicious, this is a purple quality passive attribute, and the luck is very good, because in addition to the two of them, only the tenacity of the tiger girl and the immortality of the thunder dragon are purple quality passive attributes, and Brother Ji's recovery is only blue quality, but it is just stained with the light of the attribute of the King of the Earth, and it seems to be perverted.

The mouse and the pig are orange quality, but they are not lucky enough to be born with red quality, because the red quality of the two of them should be called Spirit Lord and Stargazing. Needless to say, the spirit lord is just a simple increase in amplitude, the level of the immortal sword formation with one hand, and stargazing can automatically grasp all the knowledge that can appear in the world, and become a living encyclopedia of human flesh.

The purple passive of Niu Niu is auspicious, the orange is a lucky star, and the red one is Bai Ze.

However, this is the same as saying it in vain, because the red passive attribute has never appeared, even if some of the twelve spirits have been reincarnated more than a dozen times, they have not appeared, and the probability is too low. To have a blue quality is enough to be proud of the rivers and lakes.

Niu Niu Wei Shenhao has been listening carefully to the side, and he seems to know that his brain case is not very useful, so he listens while memorizing.

"Alas, boy." The pony smiled and patted Wei Shenhao's shoulder: "No, what does it mean that you, the True Twelve Spirits, defected to the False Holy Lord?" ”

Wei Shenhao didn't know what to say, just laughed. On the contrary, at this time, the king of the mountain came out and explained: "Because he has not awakened, but he is on the verge of awakening, so he will have a strong sense of belonging, but because he has not awakened, the key word that triggers his behavior is the holy lord, and the false holy lord said that his holy lord also said a lot of things about the twelve spirits, which triggered his memory valve, although he can't clearly feel who is true and who is false, but the strong feeling will make him automatically recognize the lord." ”

"So that means it's not an accident that he came to Chang'an Lane?"

The mouse's question made the Mountain King laugh, and the Mountain King nodded after laughing: "Half and half, he came here for various reasons, and then he will come to Chang'an Lane with a strong feeling, does he say that this is the place that the false Holy Lord wants?" But in fact, he didn't know what the false holy lord described at all, but he subconsciously had a feeling that this was here, and this feeling would affect his realistic judgment, so even if the false holy lord personally admitted that he was a liar, he would still insist, this was a kind of self-brainwashing, because he was affected by the aura here. ”

Not to mention that none of the twelve spirits can be missing, or there is no Mountain King, there are many things that they really can't figure out, and these guys are always used to summarizing things they can't figure out from strange angles, such as a word - fate.

After the Mountain King's explanation, they also understood why Brave Niu Niu insisted that he would be the Twelve Spirits, because there was always a voice in his soul telling him that he himself was the Twelve Spirits. It's impossible not to be brainwashed by such a voice every day.

But it's a pity that this master hasn't awakened yet, and as for how to awaken and what process is needed, it's still a mystery.

"Why don't I use a knife to scratch his ass and give him an eye."

"Don't make a fuss." The mouse slapped the pony: "This kind of thing can't be rushed, so let's try it with the Heinckam stress method?" ”

"What's that?" The thunder dragon asked curiously, "Why haven't I heard of it?" ”

King Shan coughed: "It is a method of extortion during World War II, which is to hang people upside down first, and then slowly invade into the ice water, and grasp the time of suffocation, about forty-five seconds, about fifty times back and forth, under normal circumstances, the tortured person will recall the information that he forgot because of nervousness and fear." ”

Hearing the introduction of the Mountain King, the brave bull and cow hands next to him began to tremble, and the original joy was fading little by little at this moment...... Because he seems to have discovered the horror of this group of senior brothers.

"Well, can you see him?" The mouse curiously pointed at the thunder dragon and asked, "Can you see this dog thing?" Like a maggot in that chrysalis filth. ”