"I'm scared to death."

This big centipede is one of the iron juice that helped Brother Zhang decorate here before, he is now sitting on Xu Wei's side holding a cup of hot tea in his hand, trembling all over, the cry for help just now was also extremely miserable, but fortunately he was not injured, but he was frightened, and his hands are still trembling.

"You mean." Xu Wei has been in Chang'an Lane for a long time, and she is very familiar with them, so she is no longer so polite when she speaks: "But with your guts, a dog barking in the middle of the night can scare you into wetting the bed, which is probably not a big deal." ”

The centipede slammed the table: "Nonsense! When have I wet the bed! ”

But after finishing speaking, he took a sip of tea and continued: "Just now, I didn't get off work in the afternoon, and then I went to buy groceries." Alas, you know, today's ribs are very cheap, usually twenty-three or four yuan a catty, today sixteen and one pounds, I inquired only to know that a batch of pigs have been slaughtered in the past few days, and the price of meat has dropped a lot, but beef is still quite expensive, I went to see it today and it rose by six yuan, and a pound of brisket has risen to forty-eight, and I can't afford to eat it. ”

"Hey!" Xu Wei tapped the table with her fingers: "Do you want to listen to what you say?" ”

The centipede essence sighed, and then continued: "I went grocery shopping, bought three catties of pork ribs, and planned to make a stewed pork rib at night." As soon as I got out of the vegetable market, I suddenly felt a murderous aura behind me, and when I turned around, I found that there were three strange people following me, and then I rode an electric car and ran quickly, but it was seven or eight kilometers from the vegetable market to here, and those people were following me, and they were very close, so I accelerated, and they also accelerated......"

"Isn't acceleration normal?"

"They use two legs...... It's walking, not running. Have you ever seen a man who walks forty miles on two legs alone? ”

When they were talking, the people on Brother Zhang's side also came over one after another, seeing so many people coming, the centipede essence's mood eased a lot, and he even began to shake his feet: "Then when I passed through the bridge hole, I saw a flower in front of my eyes, and those people appeared in front of me, they stretched out their hands to drag me, and I was a harrier who turned over and ran up, running without looking back, and when I got out of the tunnel, I became a prototype and came back from the ground." I threw my ribs and electric car there. ”

When the centipede spirit said this, he slapped his thigh hard: "Hey, I'm so angry!" ”

"It's not that I'm talking about you, you're also a big monster with more than 1,800 years of Taoism, and you are also above average in the demon world, better than the big centipede in A Chinese Ghost Story, what are you afraid of?" The mouse asked curiously, "Are you not clear enough about yourself?" ”

"People are just afraid!"

The centipede spirit twisted its body, and even brought a little charm: "Where did I tell you that I am so fierce, the biggest prey that people have ever fought in their lives is a sheep...... Besides, didn't they all punch us little demons to death and then drag them back to alchemy, in case I was killed and dragged back to alchemy, what do you say? ”

The mouse raised his hand: "Lose ...... You're so annoying. ”

But there is one thing to say, the monsters in Chang'an Lane are more or less abnormal, because those who have ambition and ability have been eradicated to endanger the society, and the monsters who can stay in Chang'an Lane and be protected by the Holy Lord know what kind of state they are in when they think about it, anyway, it is impossible to go out, Chang'an Lane is full of talents, and they speak well, they all like it here.

"Have you written down what those people look like?" The mouse asked.

The centipede thought for a moment, and then began to dance: "I remember three people, two are not tall, one is very tall, and the tall one has a long face, small eyes, and a goatee!" I remember, it's a goatee! ”

Just as he was describing, Xu Wei suddenly raised his head, and then patted the centipede essence: "Is it like that?" ”

Looking in the direction of Xu Wei's finger, the centipede spirit actually screamed and hid behind the mouse, and the three people he described were standing at the door of the small restaurant at the moment, looking inside like ghosts.

Soon, they pushed the door and walked in, and as soon as they entered, they went straight to the centipede spirit, and one of the short ones muttered in their mouths: "Kunlun Lingxiao catches demons, and idlers and others retreat." ”

At this time, the mouse tilted his head, stretched out his foot to block the way of the three of them, and said with a smile: "Ling Xiao's people, the demon hunter has come here?" You didn't ask what this place was before you came. ”

"Hmph, what a good place to be able to mingle with inferior demons. Don't stop it, or don't blame our brother for demolishing your place. ”

What a big breath.

What this dwarf said really shocked everyone present, the mouse is now confused, and he can't figure out what is going on with these people now, and the aura revival has given Su stupid all his brains? This is Chang'an Lane, a forbidden area for exorcists! It's been a rule for hundreds of years, and I don't know if they don't know it or just don't take it seriously.

He also said to tear this down, my God......

There are several Heavenly Kings Laozi, the Queen Mother of the West, the Jade Emperor, Zeus, Odin, etc., etc., ask them if they dare to say cruel words here, not to mention what Kunlun Lingxiao is, that is, the entire West Kunlun is gathered here, and ask them if they dare to let out one more fart.

"Okay, you dismantle."

The mouse took a step back with a smile on his face, and everyone in the room took a few steps back with a smile, leaving enough space for a few people in front of him, and Xu Wei even made a gesture of please with a smile.

At this time, a little rabbit cub outside came to buy milk tea, and as soon as he came in and saw this picture, he turned around and shouted: "Someone is coming to make trouble!" ”

This voice went down, and I saw that the people in Chang'an Lane came out, they didn't do anything, they simply came to see the excitement, as soon as there were many people, the atmosphere came up, there were dozens of people in Huhula, and there were big demons and monks in it, and this pile of aura rose at that time, and it also overwhelmed the three people.

Even they saw the living demon god in the crowd, and there was no one to mess with in this sweep, and in this atmosphere, no matter how horizontal the person was, it was inevitable that he would be instigated, but these self-proclaimed celebrities and decencies always had to let go of some cruel words.

"Don't run rampant where the filth is hidden, it will be washed away one day!"

After they finished speaking, the air once again reverberated with a cheerful atmosphere, and after they left with great vigilance, there was a burst of laughter, many people were laughing at the centipede spirit's timidity, and some were laughing at the three old men's inadequacy.

But there are still some people who have begun to discuss the main topic, that is, "Is Chang'an Lane not famous to this extent now?" You must know that in the early years, those sects and mountain gates did not say that they came to worship the handle, at least they had to be polite, and they had to come to visit with gifts when they passed by, but now they have openly begun to come to this place to subdue demons.

In the end, the era of the end of the law for more than 300 years has changed the pattern, and it has also made Chang'an Lane truly unearthly. Although there are good and bad things, if you come like this every three or five times, who can afford it.

"Kunlun system, right?" Mouse picks up the phone: "I'll give pony a call." ”

He picked up the phone and dialed the pony, and as soon as he said what had just happened, the pony exploded on the phone: "What the hell is this kind of thing?" It's the other way around. ”

"Originally, I wanted you to come back quickly and be punished, but now in this situation, you should go back to Kunlun." At this time, the mouse really spoke with a bit of the majesty of the first seat: "Deal with this matter." ”

"You actually let them run away?" The pony asked, "People fucking buckle down, I'll take Shang Kunlun to ask for an explanation, and I'll beat them up." ”

The mouse didn't bother to explain to the grumpy pony, hung up the phone directly, turned around and went back to Brother Xiao Zhang, and Brother Zhang didn't seem to have anything happened at the moment, he was sitting there embroidering, because he had to hand in manual work every year and tomorrow, so Brother Xiao Zhang had to hurry up and embroider the peony picture in his hand now.

The mouse told everything again, and Brother Zhang raised his head slowly and said: "Few people can survive the long era of the end of the law, there is always the replacement of the old and the new, and now that the aura has recovered, they have gotten up and moved, and they must have to find something to prove themselves." The number of demons is not much, so this kind of thing is inevitable in the future. Isn't that what you deal with? ”

Seeing Brother Zhang's eyes, the mouse hurriedly lowered his head and responded, "Yes!" ”

At this time, the crowd outside was almost gone, but Zhang Yao had been sitting there pondering, and she didn't know what she was thinking, and then after thinking for a while, she turned around and walked out, no one knew what he was doing.

After such a small episode, Chang'an Lane quickly returned to its former calm, but not far from the alley, the three people who had left before were sitting in the small park waiting for an opportunity.

They have to catch some monster this time and go back to the errand, at least let the people in the sect take a look, and this Chang'an Lane is their only choice, although there are many monsters in it and most of them are very strong, but they think that with their three abilities, it will not be too much of a problem to catch one together.

Just as they were waiting for their prey, they suddenly saw several children come to this small park to play, and among them was the eldest princess Nian Nian of Chang'an Lane. These people felt that there seemed to be a demonic aura on their bodies every year, and they suddenly became excited.

"Hey, you can't catch the old one, you can catch the small one." The tallest of the three said, "Bring this little demon back, maybe you can train a mount." ”

"When will you do it?"

"Now!"

After saying that, the three of them came out of the grass and came to the group of children, looking condescendingly at Nian Nian who was digging a hole in the sand, and Nian Nian also looked up at them.

"Up!"

After speaking, they copied out a big net to net Nian Nian, and the children around them all cried and ran away when they saw this scene, and when the three of them were full of joy and wanted to pack Nian Nian away, they suddenly found that no matter how they pulled it, they couldn't pull this little girl.

When she looked back again, Nian Nian's pupils had changed from normal shape to full black, and her nostrils were constantly spewing out white mist, and then her body began to change, almost instantly turning into a giant beast with long tentacles, sharp teeth, and fierce eyes, about five meters tall, a large head and a small body, about nine meters long, and a cluster of spiritual light and fire tails.

The net that shrouded Nian Nian had already been broken, and at this moment, the demonic aura within a radius of ten kilometers was soaring into the sky, and even the clouds in the sky were reflected red. Nian Nian just sat there and looked at the three people on the ground, and then stretched out his paws and pulled like this.

The three of them were knocked out like a lion rolling the hydrangea in the hydrangea, and hit the isolation pier next to them, and even the isolation pier that was hundreds of pounds larger was smashed by them, and Nian Nian stepped forward unhurriedly at this moment, raised his paws and stepped on the head of the person who was the leader, if he stepped on it, there was basically no possibility of survival.

But at this moment, Jin Mei appeared, she stretched out her hand to block Nian Nian's claws, and looked up: "You just watched the children trample on the dead?" ”

Following the direction she looked over, Brother Xiao Zhang was sitting on the building sign in Chang'an Lane, if there was no accident, he would have been sitting there for a long time, maybe even from the time they were going to make a move on Nian Nian.

"Adults are responsible for doing things." Brother Xiao Zhang jumped down, looked down at the three people on the ground who had been slapped unconscious by Nian Nian, and then smiled: "Nian Nian, go." ”

Running forward year by year, he turned into a child again, followed Brother Xiao Zhang, grabbed the corner of his clothes, and walked into the deep Chang'an Lane, and Jin Mei sighed and chased after him: "Nian Nian is still a child, why don't you deal with it yourself." ”

"Isn't she able to handle it well?" Brother Xiao Zhang patted Nian Nian's head: "I actually rarely take the initiative to interfere." ”

Jin Mei sighed: "No, let me here every year in the future, I can't let him grow up in the pile of men." ”

Brother Xiao Zhang laughed: "Then you ask her if she is willing." ”

Jin Mei looked at Nian Nian, and Nian Nian's head shook like a rattle.

Outside Chang'an Lane, the three unconscious members of the monster hunting team have been tied up by the mouse, and the mouse pinched the dog's mouth while tying up: "Okay, okay, I'll deal with these people, don't come up and bite them to death." I have to go to Kunlun Mountain with the pony to ask for an explanation, and my little princess of Chang'an Lane also dares to move, they really eat the bear's heart and leopard gall. ”

After that, the mouse found Brother Xiao Zhang and said that this matter should not be known to Hu Niu for the time being, otherwise she might do something stupid.

But just when they were still discussing, suddenly Brother Zhang and the mouse both felt the spirit illusory realm behind them move, and the two of them came to the backyard, as soon as the mouse entered the bamboo forest, he saw a huge cannon thicker than others and fired out, and then saw the huge cannonball swoop and disappear into the spirit illusory realm.

"Dig a slot, what is this?" The mouse shouted as he covered his ears.

But what he was waiting for was not a response, but the second reload and launch of the automatic reloader, and he hurriedly exited the Spiritual Illusory Realm, only to feel a buzzing in his ears, and his brain was about to pop out.

And after he came out, he saw that Brother Zhang was making a video with Zhang Yao, Zhang Yao was sitting in the room drinking coffee, and said lightly: "It's no problem for me to teach that Kunlun Lingxiao Sect a little lesson, I saw from the surveillance that they wanted to arrest me every year." ”

Brother Zhang laughed: "How many cameras have you put in me?" ”

"You don't care about that." Zhang Yao pointed the video at his computer, and on the screen was a huge 406 mm caliber World War II naval gun: "See this, this is the global strike system in our base, which is used in conjunction with our Spiritual Illusory Realm." I spent a lot of money to buy it, and it was filled with spirit explosive bombs, just like EMP destroys electrical appliances, this kind of bomb with spirit sword stones as the main medium can directly disperse the cultivation of the vast majority of cultivators with one shot. ”

Brother Xiao Zhang laughed: "Is that also able to shoot at me?" ”

"No, because the Spirit Illusory Realm can't locate Chang'an Lane, but it's more than enough to fight Kunlun Mountain."

In the middle of their chat, in the depths of the distant Kunlun Mountain, an earth-shattering explosion suddenly sounded in an inconspicuous mountain col, and as the blue arc of light spread out, a building complex suddenly appeared in the originally empty valley, and then the second cannonball came one after another, directly on the square in front of their palace, and the people inside didn't even react, they were blown to the ground by the wave of aura set off by this spiritual explosion bomb. But it is also inevitable that blood will be spit out in the mouth, and those who cultivate to a lower level will directly collapse their dantian, and all their cultivation will be invalid.

But just when they were about to set up a battle to protect, the third spirit explosion bomb exploded about fifty meters above their heads, this time the mountain protection array collapsed, and all the treasures in the entire sect were turned into pieces because of the spirit explosion, except for a few big men with very high cultivation, the rest of the people were all killed and all became ordinary people in the blink of an eye.

But before they could rejoice, the fourth spirit explosion bomb still exploded in the air, and the monks who had been able to support it a few times ago really couldn't stand it this time, and they all fell to the ground and wailed in pain while holding the dantian position.

"Speaking of which, how did you know the location of their sect?" Brother Zhang asked Zhang Yao curiously: "I don't know." ”

"It's very simple, just ask, don't underestimate me, I have a lot of friends on the road now, they say a general location, I use the spirit illusion realm to send the drone over, as long as you find an abnormal psychic reaction."

"You're not afraid of accidental injury?"

"Why, don't underestimate me too much. There is a probe head on my drone, which can pass through their camouflage barrier, and Ling Xiao is written on the main hall of the house. Zhang Yao giggled with laughter: "What's the matter, isn't my global strike system very powerful, I won't tell you, I still have some work here, next time I will be more optimistic about every year, if something goes wrong, I can't spare you!" ”

Brother Zhang hung up the video with a smile, and the mouse scratched his chin and said, "Can there still be such a way to strike?" It's amazing. ”

"Probably that's what the times are really different." Brother Xiao Zhang smiled: "Let's go, go and see what the situation is in Ling Xiao Sect." ”

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