242, Kunlun Yuheng
"Put this one over here."
Because he knew that the Holy Lord liked to put things together and collect postcards, Niu Niu Wei Shenhao, who was still a supernumerary for the time being, spent 12 million to get all the postcards that appeared in the world, which were out of print and not out of print, and treasured and non-treasured, and there were 127,140 of them, many of which could even be called very valuable, such as the Metropolitan postcard signed by Marilyn Monroe in 1960 and the last airship postcard issued before the Hindenburg crossed the Atlantic in 1937.
In the past few days, Brother Zhang has not done anything else, as soon as he has free time, he squats in the room to sort out the vast number of star films, he classifies these things in the order of characters, natural landscapes, animals, artificial landscapes, etc., because there are too many things, and many of them are very precious out-of-print postcards, Brother Xiao Zhang only dares to let the meticulous rats come to help throughout the whole process, and others can't touch them, for fear of breaking them.
"Speaking of which, this Niu Niu is really generous, I heard that it was just such a one, and it was sold for more than 8,000 dollars at the auction that year." The mouse put the postcard signed by Marilyn Monroe in the grid of the characters, and then continued to sort: "There are many out-of-print collections here that will never appear again." ”
"Well, this set of Sikkim kingdoms can't be there anymore." Brother Zhang took out 12 postcards of the Holy Mountain series issued by the Kingdom of Sikkim in 1974: "They went to India in 1975. ”
This thing seems to others to be dull and boring, but for Brother Xiao Zhang, it is an otherworldly pleasure, he can even describe it as a beloved, and he can even toss for months without sleep for these things.
"Isn't India close to the Kunlun Mountains?"
"Seems to be." Brother Xiao Zhang thought for a while: "There's a section over there." ”
"Well, do you think Kunlun Mountain will send someone to study with us?"
In the face of such a problem, Brother Xiao Zhang actually didn't know very well, after all, at that time, the mouse spoke purely to think of what was, no different from farting, and at that time, in order to show his heroism, he also said a lot of things that were out of tune, including asking Kunlun to send someone down to study, and the mouse even gave Brother Zhang's business card to others, and the address was clear on it.
"Well, that's right. If they really come, they will lose face. The mouse laughed as he spoke: "I'm really here to learn, what can I learn?" ”
Thinking that since the last time I went to Kunlun, more than half a month has passed in the blink of an eye, and there is no news on Kunlun, but there are rumors on the road that the Holy Lord destroyed the Kunlun Sect, and there is no way to refute the rumors of this kind of thing, and Brother Xiao Zhang doesn't care so much, after all, there are hundreds of thousands of star films, and it is a grand festival for him.
The two chatted while tidying up, but they didn't distinguish between the twelve spirits of the Holy Lord, and it wasn't until Xu Wei called outside that they came to an end.
"Brother, come down for a while, there's a strange person looking for you here."
"Strange people?"
Brother Xiao Zhang cleaned up a little and went to the front with the mouse, and sure enough, as Xu Wei said, there was a strange person standing there, he was in rags, with a smell on his body, although he could see that he looked handsome, but the appearance really didn't look good, like a begging for food.
And after this person came up, he didn't talk nonsense, and asked directly: "You are the Holy Lord?" ”
Brother Xiao Zhang looked at this person sideways, and this old man raised his hand and clenched his fists very perfunctorily: "Kunlun Yuheng, I have seen the Holy Lord." ”
The people of Kunlun? Brother Zhang glanced back at the mouse, and the mouse just spread his hand to show that he didn't know anything.
But at this time, Yu Heng continued to speak, and he said: "Last time, you sent Qing Lingzi to Kunlun and said that you wanted me to send people to Kunlun to study at your place, so I came. ”
Ooh...... Good guy, Kunlun is really down, but what makes everyone very confused is that this guy is also from Kunlun, how did he get like this.
But before Brother Zhang could ask, he heard Yu Heng's stomach gurgling, he might also feel embarrassed, so he turned his head to the side, Brother Zhang laughed, and whispered to Xu Wei: "Get him something to eat." ”
"Hmm." Xu Wei responded: "What grade?" ”
"Give it better."
Xu Wei didn't talk nonsense, took out the ingredients and began to cook, and Brother Xiao Zhang looked Yuheng up and down and said, "Why did you become like this?" ”
As soon as Yu Heng heard this, tears began to roll in his eyes, and he hurriedly raised his head forty-five degrees, in order to prevent tears from flowing out. And seeing him as a virtuous mouse, he leaned in front of Brother Zhang and said, "I think he may be a little fond of pretending." ”
Brother Zhang smiled but didn't say anything, just sat there quietly waiting for Xu Wei to finish the meal.
In order to be fast, Xu Wei didn't do any big dishes, a Yangzhou fried rice with more diced meat, and a boneless chicken feet plus a pot of hawthorn water, which is also quite a good meal. However, seeing this guy's embarrassment, this Yangzhou fried rice is eight times the amount of normal fried rice, and half of the rice cooker's rice is fried into it.
Filled him with a big bowl of fried rice with a plate of soup, and then made him a bowl of soup with thick soup treasure and compressed vegetables, and a delicious meal was ready, Na Yuheng took the rice bowl, looked up at Brother Zhang, and then began to eat wildly.
This pot of rice is watching it go down little by little, choking and rolling his eyes, he is busy drinking a mouthful of vegetable soup, and finally simply puts the vegetable soup directly into the rice, and Xili snores and eats it down, which really makes the feeling of a pig eating a pig.
"How can the people of Kunlun be like this."
Brother Xiao Zhang smiled and waved his hand to ask the mouse not to speak, and then continued to wait quietly for Yuheng to finish the meal.
After eating this big pot of rice, Yu Heng's stomach swelled significantly, and he leaned back on the chair and groaned and screamed while touching his stomach, looking like a typical ghost who would rather be a full ghost than a hungry ghost.
And Brother Xiao Zhang didn't wait for him any longer, but just told the mouse to wait for him to calm down and let him take a shower and change his clothes, and then he continued to go back to sort out the postcards.
It wasn't until about four o'clock in the afternoon and almost five o'clock that Brother Zhang received a text message from the mouse. He went down to take a look and found that this young man from Kunlun had already freshened up and changed his clothes.
He is clean, and the rich and noble characters on his body appear, and Ah Ji is also good-looking, but Ah Ji's good-looking is already like the kind of folk legend of the Sao monk, and this young master is the son of a family who came out of the martial arts fairy.
However, this rich boy has a problem, that is, when he sees something to eat, his eyes glow green, and he can see the hair on people's bodies.
And when Brother Xiao Zhang asked him again what happened to him after coming down from Kunlun, Yu Heng finally spoke, but before he could speak, he was already sad, and there was a sad cry at an angle of forty-five degrees obliquely above.
But in the end, he still told his story completely, and after listening to it, it was really sad for the listener and tears for the hearer.
How miserable it is, it starts from the fact that he was mistakenly reported to the Northeast, he wandered in the Northeast for three days, picking up mineral water bottles between various food stalls and barbecue restaurants at night, and then inquired about how to get to GZ by the way.
When he finally saved enough train tickets, he found that he needed an ID card to buy a ticket, but he didn't have one. At this time, a middle-aged man who was wandering with him gave him a suggestion, saying that he should go to the freight station, find those southbound trucks, go up when people are not paying attention, and get off when he arrives at the station.
So he ran from Tieling to Dalian, from Dalian to Baoding, from Baoding to Wuhan, from Wuhan to Nanchang, from Nanchang to Yingtan, from Yingtan to Fuzhou, from Fuzhou to Shantou, from Shantou to Shaoguan, from Shaoguan to Shunde, and finally came here on a car transporting pigs. The whole process took twelve days, and in these twelve days he only ate three mice, and his evaluation was that the rats in the north were thinner than those in the south, and the leopards ate them.
Of course, the ups and downs in his journey of more than ten days are far more than these, he has to face problems such as being chased by people, being chased by dogs, being checked by police uncles, etc., and also facing an extremely dirty environment, because the cars coming down from the north are either loaded with coal or iron, and the ones that go down to the south are either loaded with chickens or pigs, or they are stinking or dark, and the shock absorption of freight vehicles is not as good as that of passenger cars, and there are many mosquitoes and mosquitoes at night. He was able to get here alive in this ghost weather thanks to the super physique given to him by the vast Kunlun Mountain.
"By the way, you're so miserable, why don't you say hello to the sect."
"I fainted, and when I woke up, all the salutes, money, and transmission notes on my body were gone."
"It's a bit miserable." The mouse turned his head sideways and said to Brother Zhang: "It's rare to see such a miserable person in the world." ”
Brother Xiao Zhang shook his head silently: "I'm still very persistent." ”
But at this time, Yu Heng expressed a different opinion, that is, he had no way not to be attached, because the only destination he knew on this trip was this place, and he had no identity and no cultivation, so he couldn't tell who was a monk and who didn't know, so if he didn't go all the way south, he might have to pick up scraps in the northeast for the rest of his life.
"No cultivation? You Kunlun young master, you haven't cultivated? ”
The mouse didn't even believe in the punctuation marks he said, this is also a Kunlun young owner, and it's okay if he doesn't cultivate?
"That's the case, and I don't want to say more. I was born with blocked meridians and couldn't practice. Otherwise, my father would not have let my sister succeed to the throne. I'm a young master, but I'm just a waste. ”
Xu Wei next to her interjected with a smile at this time: "Then you are a little abandoned when you come down like this." ”
"Kunlun Teleportation Array, I know, I'm too familiar with that." The mouse smiled: "That teleportation array is the best among the existing acquired formations, and the probability of error is 0.02 in 10,000, that is, 2 in 10 million." I wondered if it might be either a teleportation failure, or someone who wanted you to die, and the Kunlun Formation had never heard of fainting, to put it bluntly, someone did it on purpose, taking away your things, and letting you get out of Kunlun Mountain completely. ”
"You're !! a fool" Yu Heng's eyes widened angrily: "You don't know how good my relationship with my senior sister is, you can insult me and insult me, but you are not allowed to insult my senior sister!" ”
The mouse has seen his senior sister, and in his mouth, his world, that is, Ning Frost, feels like a harmless little white pigeon, but in fact, the mouse doesn't think so, to know what the mouse is from? Fortune telling! That's his job, and the formation is just a second talent. Although he doesn't say that he can really see the future, he also has a considerable ability to recognize people.
The current sect leader of the Jade Void Sect, Ning Shuang, is definitely not a fuel-efficient lamp! You don't even need to look at her behavior, just saying that her face is enough to explain a lot of problems, this woman's specific personality is not known, but she must be a person with a strong sense of utilitarianism, a very strong desire to win and a special ability to act, and a very good brain.
Otherwise, if she wants to curb the leader of Kunlun with her as a woman, how can it be so easy. I don't talk about whether her ability is up to standard here, the key is that after this kind of young man who has died of his parents takes power, the old people in the sect and the seniors outside will bully people.
But the last time the mouse went to see it, who wasn't looking forward to this Frost Sect Master? Is this something that ordinary girls can do?
Don't talk about conspiracy theories, let's just say who is the most threatening to her as the suzerain above Kunlun, of course, it is the eldest son of the former suzerain, although the eldest son has no longevity, but the question is that people can't be puppets if they can't do it themselves? The name of orthodoxy is not a joke, if it is really about seniority, in terms of the traditional level of Kunlun, even if it is the turn of the illegitimate son of the previous master outside, it will not be the turn of this unrelated senior sister.
It's so much to play.
But it seems that the other side underestimated the tenacity of this master, he really responded to that sentence and climbed to the destination with climbing.
"Interesting." The mouse told Brother Zhang about his analysis: "There are too many cats here, why don't we leave him behind?" ”
"Haha." Brother Xiao Zhang laughed: "As you can arrange, this is the place of the twelve spirits." ”
"Big brother, you are the Holy Lord...... You can't really come up with any ideas, can you? ”
Brother Xiao Zhang didn't answer the mouse at all, so he walked straight outside and said to Yuheng: "During this time, you will stay here for the time being to help, adapt to the rules of the world, and live in the backyard first, there are still a few rooms to spare, you sweep out one." ”
"Thank you, Lord of the Human Realm."
Brother Xiao Zhang shook his head: "Just call me Xiao Zhang here." ”
"Gotta add a brother." Xu Wei coaxed beside her: "Everyone calls it that." ”
In this way, the first exchange students of Kunlun lived here, and at night he became Xu Wei's apprentice, learning to cook, learn to mix drinks, clean and clean during the day, anyway, there is no need to spend money, just eat and live.
At this point, Brother Xiao Zhang has two waiters here, one is the moon god Xiaohei and the other is Kunlun Yuheng, although Kunlun Yuheng is clumsy and sometimes likes to throw off literary and artistic accents disgusting, but generally speaking, he can bear hardships and stand hard work.
"Brother Zhang! I heard you're a handsome guy! ”
One evening, Zhu Zhenzhen suddenly rushed in and shouted excitedly: "Hurry up, introduce me quickly." ”
Brother Xiao Zhang raised his head and glanced at Yu Heng, who was leaning against the window and playing with his mobile phone, and then said, "What? Niu Niu is not suitable? ”
"Please, he can't hit a fart with three strokes, and after adding me to now, he will send a good morning every morning, a good evening in the evening, and don't say a word else, talk about a hammer." Zhu Zhenzhen sighed and said: "Just like him, if I didn't know his personality like this, I would have to doubt my personal charm, don't talk about it, brother, I'll tease the handsome guy!" ”
Brother Xiao Zhang shook his head with a smile, and when he saw Zhu Zhenzhen, who was in love, greeting the man again, he felt funny.
At this time, Lei Long appeared again, leaned next to Xiao Zhang, and said, "Originally, the number one card here was me!" ”
"Congratulations, out of the sea of suffering."
"Alas...... The mood is heavy. Lei Long sighed: "By the way, guess what Zhang Yao asked me secretly yesterday?" ”
"Ask what?"
"She may be crazy, she asked me if it is possible for you to have a relationship with other women, and then asked around the bush, what Xu Wei, Zhu Zhenzhen, Xiaoxiao, and finally asked Jin Mei."
"What do you say?"
"I'll just say it bluntly, I said Jin Mei I don't know, but other people can't do it at all, either the identity doesn't match, or the status doesn't match. But she seems to care about Sister Jin Mei. Lei Long sneered: "How can Lao Tzu not see that after so many years of crisscrossing the battlefield, Zhang Yao only regards Jin Mei as an opponent." ”
Brother Zhang shook his head with a smile, and pressed the head of the thunder dragon and stuffed him back into the wall, because Zhang Yao was walking inside with his helmet outside.
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