243, ahahaha, chicken soup is coming

Yu Heng came out of Kunlun, it has been more than a month now, he thinks this place is okay, except for the daily work is a little boring, the others are not bad, eat well and sleep well, and there is no imaginary humiliation link, and there is an extra meal after finishing work every night, although the extra meal is not sold on the same day, chicken crispy bones, chicken fillets and other things that can't be eaten overnight, but there is something to eat.

In addition to this, Yuheng also learned to use a smartphone and even indulged in it. The mobile phone was Xu Wei's old mobile phone, but it was enough for him, and the first time he received the call, he was surprised that this thing seemed to be better than the Kunlun transmission note.

"Kunlun wants a mobile phone, it's useless, there's no signal over there." Xiao Ma crossed Erlang's legs and said to Brother Xiao Zhang: "You may not know, this master is really Kunlun's baby pimple, and his status is actually equivalent to our Holy Lord." ”

When he spoke, his voice was very low, and he deliberately pointed to Yu Heng, who was leaning against the wall and was smirking at the funny video of dubbing animals: "Let him go down this time, I guess I didn't plan to let him go back at all, just to kill him." However, they did a lot of calculations, but they didn't expect that this was not the evil star of Qing Lingzi but my little brother of the mouse. ”

The mouse took a sip of beer, and put a string of palm treasures in his mouth with a smile: "Listen to this Yuheng, he has already made an appointment with his Senior Sister Ning Shuang, and he will get married when he goes back." ”

"How is that possible!" Pony's eyes widened, "You don't know? ”

The mouse was stunned: "What do you know?" ”

"Ningshuang has already made a marriage with the young owner of Qingcheng Mountain, the largest sect in Qingshu in Shu, and it is said that it is a strong alliance some time ago. Qingcheng's young owners don't want their faces anymore, and they want to enter Kunlun. ”

Xiaoma wanders among these sect families all day long, and he is regarded as a diplomat and a dealer of the twelve spirits, and he himself is also a person from Kunlun, although ancient Kunlun is not the same thing as the current Kunlun, but many things in the sect are easy for him to get the inside story.

Saying this, even Brother Xiao Zhang pricked up his ears and listened carefully, the Holy Lord also gossiped, and the Holy Lord could not resist the temptation of such peachy news, after all, this was too interesting.

However, it is better not to let Yu Heng hear these words, after all, the only beloved senior sister in his heart, the senior sister who is willing to go to the soup for her, may not be there at this moment, "don't don't" or "work hard", but he is here "your roasted sausage", and the young master of the Qingcheng faction "Alas, hahahaha, the chicken soup is coming".

Imagine what an ordinary person with no characteristics will do in the face of such a heavy blow? He had nothing else to do but hurt himself.

"Prime Minister, I have a plan." As he spoke, Pony suddenly narrowed his eyes and said, "Shall we try it?" ”

The mouse looked back at Yu Heng, who was still immersed in the short video of the animal, turned his head sideways and whispered, "You say." ”

"Aren't you able to reverse the Kunwu formation, let's find Zhang Yao, put the entire spider drone in Kunlun, and then secretly record the living habits of Cousin Ningshuang, the newlywed Yan'er, how can it not be that uh-huh-ah, right, let's probably remember the daily time rules, and then directly take the young master back to kill it." The pony made a murderous gesture in his hand: "Let him catch the rape!" ”

"You're too vicious, aren't you? It's going to cost you a lot. ”

"Hey, here's the thing, that's it. He will definitely go up to theorize, let me tell you that the little prince of Qingcheng Mountain is not a good person, he has a hot temperament and is very powerful, and when he encounters such a situation, he will definitely do it. Xiao Ma chuckled: "No, isn't the plot of thirty years of Hedong and thirty years of Hexi coming." Then when he was beaten to the point where he couldn't do it, the Holy Lord of the Human Realm would appear, and the Holy Lord would go to the crotch and deal a fatal blow, saying, 'Give me some thin noodles,' and then take him down. And then...... Just a few of us want to train a first-class master, so can it be difficult? Okay. ”

The mouse looked at the pony's expression like an old man looking at his mobile phone in the subway: "What kind of trick are you, and you are also making a scene of catching a son-in-law." ”

"Hey, you really don't know this, do you know why he can still live until now, it's because he can't die on Kunlun Mountain even if he dies, otherwise they wouldn't have made such a stupid move to send him down to the red dust for training." Xiao Ma looked like "Ye knows everything", crossed Erlang's legs and said: "He can die, and he is very suitable for death, but he can die anywhere, even Kunlun can't." Why? If it is spread out, there will be no face left in Kunlun at all. Now they are wearing a pair of pants to persecute their young master, and this rape is caught and hit Kunlun Mountain in the face. At this time, I only need Brother Zhang to come forward, we have both gained face and lining, don't they look down on the Holy Lord in the world, let's let them see what the Holy Lord is. ”

"Obscenity!" Brother Zhang's chopsticks hit the pony's head without warning.

"Sao Rui Saorui, I don't have a high level of education, be considerate."

"The master of philosophy said that he was not highly educated, you really would." The mouse sneered, then turned around and secretly glanced at Yu Heng behind him: "Isn't this too cruel to him, I think his heart is just a seventeen or eighteen-year-old hairy child." ”

"People, they always have to grow up. You can't let him be toyed with for the rest of his life, right? It's about helping others, it's about being a hero out of interest. Pony Zhen said eloquently: "Don't be cruel now, and be even more cruel in the future, not only cruel, maybe even his dog life can't be saved." ”

Brother Zhang scoffed at his plan to lack virtue, but he also felt that this was really not a lack of virtue, if the situation was really as Pony said, then it would be better to spread out the problem than to hide it, if this matter was true, Yuheng would have to face it sooner or later.

"Just do it, I'll go find Zhang Yao." The pony slapped his thigh and left.

Zhang Yao hasn't been running around these days, isn't Chang'an Lane being renovated and maintained, Party A's father is 20 billion down, and there is only one request, that is, the designer himself gets the scene, so no matter whether Niu Niu is there during this time, Zhang Yao has to run here every day, with a few fragments of her subordinates, Zhu Zhenzhen, Huang Dieer, Zuo Danshuang, these people treat Brother Zhang as a construction site canteen.

Zhang Yao, who was wearing a hard hat and was working as a supervisor outside, took out her spider robot without saying a word, and she also took out the military version that was not put into use, more high-end, more sophisticated, quieter, more hidden, long battery life, smaller size, and a synchronous recording function of sound and picture, and even a multi-point backup function, something taken by a spider robot, and a full set of content in the memory card of all robots within the signal range.

For this smoky spider robot that lacks virtue and smokes, Zhang Yao directly gave a complete set, thirty-six. In her words, this high-definition is that they can record a few hairs clearly, without blurring at all.

"She's really gossiping." Brother Xiao Zhang looked at the spider robots in the box that were only the size of his little finger, and laughed helplessly: "This is a bloody investment." ”

"Not really." The pony carefully pinched a spider robot and said, "It is said that a set of this thing will cost millions more." That's still the civilian version, this is the military version, and you can't buy it with money at all. This is Zhang Yao's core patented technology. ”

Brother Xiao Zhang nodded, Zhang Yao sold everything he could sell for money before, and there were less than three patents left in his hand, all of which were core patents, one of which was this robot technology, the world's most advanced small unmanned reconnaissance technology, suitable for all weather and all terrain, and it was one of the technologies that the beautiful country wanted to get its hands on. And for the sake of this gossip, Sister Yao'er's mother's secrecy rules are ignored.

"How?"

When the mouse was asking a question, suddenly the little spiders came to life, and Zhang Yao's voice came from above: "You don't care about this, I'll deal with the rest." ”

Then I saw this group of metal spiders that made people's scalps tingle crawl out of the box silently with long legs like real living creatures, and then crawled along the wall to the spiritual illusion realm in the backyard, and halfway through the climb Zhang Yao's voice suddenly sounded in the backyard: "Don't shoot!" Damn, don't shoot! ”

The pony hurried over and found Rhubarb squatting on the windowsill with his paws to slap the robot, and there were already two people in front of him who were being photographed by him.

"It's over." The pony pointed to the wreckage of the robot on the ground: "You can pay for it, more than 300,000 yuan." ”

Rhubarb exploded on the spot, meowed and jumped on the roof and ran away, Xiaoma pointed to the roof and scolded: "You can run the monk can't run the temple, I advise you to surrender as soon as possible and strive for leniency." ”

"Forget it, blame me. I knew it owed a debt, so I should have said hello in advance. Zhang Yao's voice came from one of the little spiders: "I'm going to go now, you guys get out of the way, I'm going to activate the illusion." ”

The illusion scene switched, and the little spider came to the top of Kunlun after passing through, because the rat had been there, so Zhang Yao easily located the direction there, and with the help of the mouse, this group of little spiders easily penetrated the barrier and entered the jade void realm, and transmitted the signal through the characteristics of the spirit illusion

After entering, the spider robots quickly dispersed, and then Zhang Yao began to operate them one by one to enter different rooms, and finally after a long investigation, they finally found Miss Frost's bedroom.

Then the remaining robots quickly entered the room in batches, and then lurked in all unexpected corners, some in the cracks of the furniture, some on the tiles, some in the carved wood texture of the bedside, and even a robot crawled on the metal decoration on the bed.

To be honest, in this degree of concealment, it is really impossible to see what it is when you walk in front of you, although this thing is very fragile, but because it is a glass fiber material that can increase its own concealment through mimicry technology, it can be directly switched to a concealed state, and it is not reflective and the refractive index of light is particularly small, and Kunlun is not electrified, what is the concept of no electricity, that is, it is not visible at night!

"Oh my God, this angle, this is too clear."

Through the linked display screen, the rats in the small restaurant clearly saw all the details in the boudoir of the young lady Ningshuang, and even the hair under the bed was straight or curly, and they could also adjust the focus......

"You're too nasty robot."

"Nasty robots?" Zhang Yao, who was sitting in the operation room outside, was anxious when he heard this: "This is a masterpiece of human engineering, okay, now it's just being taken by you to do dirty things, hurry up, don't look at it." The Spiritual Illusory Realm has been open for too long to be discovered. ”

After saying that, all the screens turned into snowflake spots, and I thought that Zhang Yao should have switched the location of the Spirit Illusory Realm. A few people who found that they had nothing to look at chatted there with obscene smiles, but Brother Xiao Zhang didn't care about this, what he was most concerned about now was why the beef he bought online two days ago didn't have a single number to check.

Just after dinner time, Pony hurried to find Zhang Yao.

"Are you sick? I want to see you go and search a website for yourself, how can anyone start work after eating, and there is a time difference over there, have you ever seen the head of a sect do things before it gets dark? That's what Zhang Yao said to the pony.

"Can't you watch the live broadcast that night?"

"You ask the rats to open a door for you and send it to their house, you hide in the cabinet and don't look at it, it's no problem for you to take pictures with your mobile phone." Zhang Yao waved his hand impatiently: "Don't delay me from getting off work, besides, the battery and capacity inside are enough for forty days of uninterrupted shooting, and there is also face recognition and motion capture, and the real battery life is definitely more than a hundred days, what are you worried about?" ”

Although he was scolded, Pony thought about it and felt that it made sense, it was indeed not time yet, and he didn't seem to be in a hurry.

But how to say it, this thing is like an itchy meat hanging in my heart, and I feel uncomfortable if I don't think about it every day, although it's just other people's gossip, but in this uninterrupted fantasy, the pony is about to empathize with Yuheng, and feels that his hair has turned green.

And Yuheng, of course, doesn't know anything, and no one tells him now, he goes to and from work every day, and then learns to cook with Xu Wei, and then occasionally thinks of his proton identity and suddenly becomes very emo, leaning against the wall and muttering words such as "Time is not to make people forget to cry, but to get used to pain" and "The north wind rises, the yellow leaves fall, and the foreign land is only for the people in the dream", because of this he was beaten by Rhubarb eight times, but he didn't change it, and it became worse, and now Rhubarb looked at him and walked around, For fear that after provoking him, he would pop out some middle-aged emo quotes on the Internet.

But he is a little better these days, because he doesn't know where he knows that reciting poetry can be more emotional, so when he has nothing to do, he will stand at the window and look out, muttering softly what poems such as "The boat is full of dreams and pressing the galaxy" and "The moon is born on the sea, and the end of the world is at this time".

At this time, Chen Shi had been discharged from the hospital, and he had returned to his previous posture of coming to drink a little wine every day, and it happened that the place where Yuheng recited the poem was less than twenty centimeters away from Chen Shi's favorite place, and Chen Shi would curse every time he heard him chanting, and then raised his head and asked the people around him if they could kill him.

But in the end, Chen Shi is an old-timer, and it is not easy to see this person in general, and finally the first person in Chang'an Lane to let Chen Shi move his position without using violence, he let Chen Shi move from his favorite window to the bench in the far corner on the left, and he is out of sight.

"He's pathetic, too."

One day Xu Wei was lying on the counter and watched Yu Heng leaning against the window with a broom and looking at the rain outside, the weather forecast said that there would be snow tomorrow, and it seemed that his condition would become more serious on a snowy day.

"Poor hammer, that's what he did. I now understand that his senior sister would rather have a political marriage with someone than play with him, isn't this sick? The rat was holding a skewer in his hand, and there was half a roasted sausage on the skewer: "By the way, why hasn't the body of the thunder dragon arrived yet, has it been absconded with money?" ”

"No, Taiyi Zhenren also sent me a message before, he is now refining, and he will wait for nine hundred and eighty-one days, and I wonder if this is spring." Lei Long smiled: "I think it's time to change your name to Chunlong, what do you think?" ”

"You can call it Spring Bag, you should pounce." The mouse cursed, turned around and pushed the door and walked out: "Go home and sleep." ”