245, I think about programs that save energy every day
On the fifteenth day of the first lunar month, at half past seven in the evening.
"Let's go, there's a lantern festival outside, there are so many young girls!"
The pony rushes into the house, excited. But after rushing in, he found that the atmosphere in the room was weird, revealing an invisible pressure, and then he saw a man he didn't know sitting opposite Brother Zhang, this man looked extremely good in all aspects, and he couldn't tell what kind of race it was, but this one looked as if it was as delicate as a dummy, he was looking down and pondering, and there was a strange metal plate in front of him, and the layers of dense words on the plate made people's scalp tingle.
I walked over and took a look, only to find that these two were playing their traditional repertoire called "Let's See Who Gets Lucky".
The reason why it is called this is due to this plate in front of you. This plate has a lot of origins, and on top of it is the ultimate evolution version of the Double Heaven Bagua, each of which has trillions of variables, and it is claimed that if you can solve this thing, you can solve the mystery of the future of Kaixiao, in other words, you can understand the trajectory of all the elementary particles in the universe.
I don't know if it's bragging, anyway, the legend is like this, it is said that it is a treasure under Fu Xi's hands, I don't know what it is for, it has been in the hands of the holy masters of the past dynasties for thousands of years, but it is useless, the only role is to play games, compete for luck.
This game is generally played like this: give a random number, pick a random one from 1 to positive infinity, and then turn the plate three times, whose deduction numbers add up more closely to the number given, and whoever wins, this thing is also called the Twelve Spirits Divide Resolution Terminal, because no one has been able to cheat on this thing so far. Therefore, when the twelve spirits disagree, they will hand over their thoughts to fate and let fate make corresponding decisions.
But today, I don't know where the kidnapper came from, I have to rely on my own computing power to brute-force crack this thing, and I have been sitting here for three hours, and I feel that this person is about to collapse.
"I wonder if this man's brain has been burned out, and he has been not moving or speaking for so long, I'm afraid he is not dead."
The brontosaurus reclined and looked at the plate, which was spinning rapidly, but it didn't make any real sense.
"This thing should be unsolvable, and after Fu Xi left this thing, it seems that he didn't leave instructions for use." The mouse added next to him: "Everyone knows that this is definitely an innate treasure, but the problem is that there is no solution." ”
"He can solve a fart, I asked." Jin Mei hugged her arms and rolled her eyes: "He asked me not to bother him, and he didn't know." It gave him a headache when he saw it, and he said that he almost drove this thing crazy. ”
The pony nodded hurriedly: "Awesome......"
But soon he asked in a low voice, "Who is this big brother?" ”
"I don't know, but it doesn't seem to be human."
At this time, Brother Xiao Zhang raised his head and made a silent gesture, and then whispered: "He is the third human form of the God King, and he came to play with me." And then I played it myself and still haven't stopped. ”
At this moment, the God King's eyes suddenly began to be bloodshot, and then blood slowly flowed out of his mouth, and then he lay on the Fuxi plate with a pop, and was silent.
"He's dead......" Pony said, pointing to the God-King.
Brother Xiao Zhang looked at the God King who was obviously dead in front of him, and poked his body with his finger: "Ah......"
Unexpectedly, the God King would die so violently...... Even Brother Xiao Zhang thinks it's amazing, according to reason, this beep machine spirit is not so fragile for a reason, he uses how many jings per second as the basic calculation unit, and this is the weakening effect after he uses the human body.
That's it...... He actually burned the CPU.
But soon I saw a large black mist come out of the small backpack he put next to him and burrow into his nose and ear canal, and then he waved his hands and feet back and forth like a corpse, and then quickly sat up again.
The God King wiped his face: "Oops, I'm sorry, the neurons are burning." It's been fixed, it's fine. ”
Brother Xiao Zhang ordered the plate on the table: "Have you solved it?" ”
"There's no solution to this!" The God King slapped the table: "Unraveling it requires not only calculating the trajectory of the elementary particle unit, but also the trajectory of all the elementary particles in the multiverse of the branch of the concept of time, sorry, I can't do it." Leave! ”
With that, the god-king departed. Halfway through, he seemed to realize something, turned around and scanned the Fuxi plate with a pen-like thing he carried with him, and then walked away in a hurry.
Seeing him go, everyone felt that it was not lively, and then the pony pointed outside and said, "Let's go, there is a lantern festival outside, there are so many young girls!" ”
And at this time, the thunder dragon god looked at him mysteriously, and then went to the backyard in a flutter, his one look, a few color critics in the house suddenly understood, including the pony did not say anything, got up and silently followed the thunder dragon into it.
Brother Zhang glanced at these weird guys, and he didn't know what they were going to do.
These guys are really ...... Their existence in the Twelve Spirits is really a kind of defilement, and what they do is really not called personnel, but there is nothing to stop it, after all, they will always think of a way to complete it.
Forget it, it's a team building.
When these stinking fellows came to the old place, the pony locked the door seriously, closed the window tightly, and then pulled the curtains, and then pulled out Zhang Yao's notebook.
The mouse opened the notebook, and the eighteen-digit password was skillfully distressing, and after opening it, the three people who had almost quarreled all their lives, all their brains came together, and they didn't seem to know how close they were.
"You're typing in your password so fast."
The pony teases him, but the mouse doesn't care too much, just expertly opens the interface and puts his latest voyeuristic method to work. Now they don't need to open a hole in the big array of people to receive the signal, the risk is too high, and they are almost discovered several times. Now the rats use a bamboo pole with a spell on both sides, about seven centimeters, embedded in other people's formations, and then one of the spider robots hides in the relay device, which can be recorded or broadcast live in real time.
As long as the mind does not slip, there are always more ways than difficulties.
And now they are no longer limited to peeking in a certain room, with the help of Zhang Yao, they have been able to master the operation of spider robots, and they can even turn on the ward round mode.
In the words of the mouse: My God, no wonder there were so many cubs in Kunlun when I went last time!
Because the whole jade void is up and down, it's really not just the frost that messes around, from the elders to the disciples are really very open, but whenever the spider robot is used to check the room at night, it is the same as breaking into the green live broadcast room of a certain external network, and in just a few days, it has brought a heavy blow to the pure hearts of the rats that are difficult to heal.
What men and women, that's the most basic. There are even men, men and women, women and women, women and women, men and women, women and men, women and men, women and women, women and women...... And so on and so forth, all kinds of permutations and combinations, it was really the math teacher crying, the geometry teacher was speechless, and the little jade void was so crouching tiger, hidden dragon.
What happens in the elder's room in the first half of the night and in the senior brother's bedroom in the second half of the night, that is even more common, and even they will have an internal transaction system, and it is normal for them to exchange rooms with each other.
If you want to say that it is all Tu Yile, you have to go to Kunlun to really watch the film.
"Don't say it, these people are quite scientific, which can largely avoid close relatives." Thunder Dragon said with a smile.
"Bullshit, you tell me how to avoid it, more than three hundred years of the end of the law era, they have bred in it for more than ten generations, and these people are basically relatives. This is due to the fact that they were the best people when they selected their disciples back then, otherwise just one hemophilia would be enough to kill half of them, not to mention other genetic diseases, you go to test your DNA and try it, they are basically blood relatives within five suits. ”
Pony is a graduate student after all, and he talks in a set of ways, Lei Long is not highly educated, and he really can't talk about him in this regard.
The mouse beckoned at this time: "Stop, you said that there is chaos on Kunlun Mountain like this, our little prince really doesn't know if it's not?" ”
"Damn, that's what you say...... I think he's kind of trying to cover it up. The thunder dragon was stunned: "Could it be just to escape from that place?" ”
"That's called Darkness Chencang, right? Make matters worse by attempting a coverup...... You're using this idiom so well. The pony smiled disdainfully: "Some people, uneducated, still like to hang words, it's terrible." ”
Thunder Dragon can't beat the pony now, if he can, he will definitely go up and give the pony a set of Earth Explosion Heavenly Star and Vientiane Heavenly Guide, and then drag it back with a super large jade spiral pill, and beat him to a soul that will be scattered, and he will never recover.
"In that case, this little prince has no ability to cultivate, does it mean that he is actually a product of inbreeding?" After laughing at the thunder dragon, the pony continued: "It shouldn't be, even if you don't have mana, how can you not know what their sect is like if you have been soaking in that environment for a long time?" ”
"Maybe...... Hey, hey, hey, hey......" The mouse suddenly laughed: "He may have to flee over there because he can't do it, after all, he is just an ordinary person, compared to the physical fitness of these demon girls, he can't be killed and fly?" Look at this frequency, this is something that normal men can withstand? ”
After coming up with this argument, they suddenly fell silent. Because if this is really the case, then not only will they have to draw water in a bamboo basket for the prince's revenge that they have planned these days, but they may even directly fall into the net arranged by others, maybe they are trying to escape Kunlun, and then borrow the Holy Lord's territory to ensure their own safety?
It's possible, it's possible.
"Damn, if he dares to play Lao Tzu, Lao Tzu will sell him to Myanmar." Pony slammed the table angrily: "I can't swallow this breath." ”
But at this moment, the voice of a conversation suddenly came from the spider robot, and the three of them quickly looked over, and saw that two people were whispering in the pink tent behind the clouds.
A female voice said: "I don't know if Yuheng can come back from the mountain." ”
"What? Worried about him? I know that you're a little who thinks about other people's young owners. ”
"What nonsense, Yuheng grew up with me taking care of him, and he still has to call me sister."
The male voice paused for a moment and said, "Did the younger brother taste the taste of the elder sister?" ”
"That's naturally no, Yu Heng is probably the cleanest person at the top of Kunlun, he usually likes to sit in the room and write his four or six unreliable words, although it is written poorly, but it is not like you, a hungry ghost in the color."
"Oh? That's a bit of a surprise. ”
"Well, Yuheng's child is a little withdrawn by nature, and he doesn't like to talk to people, so he just talks about the senior sister in charge on weekdays."
"Hahaha, senior sister in charge, her waist is stronger than yours."
"Don't make a fuss...... You are close to the Waiter's Hall, is there any news of Yuheng? ”
Rats, when they heard this, you look at me, I look at you, I really didn't expect that there would be someone on Kunlun who was worried about such a useless little prince.
"The news is that he is now detained on the side of the Holy Lord of the world, anyway, with the way he looks, I am afraid that he will die over there. Don't worry about it, he won't come back. ”
"Alas......"
"Don't blame the elders for being ruthless, this is also no way, you can't let a waste take charge of Yuxu. Besides, with Yuxu's current appearance, Yuheng is afraid that he won't be able to cope with it. According to the senior sister of the head of the sect talking to the elder that day, she plans to unify all the remaining sects in Kunlun within two years, this spirit is not something that Yuheng's kid can do, if he comes back, if he really hinders the senior sister of the head of the sect, I am afraid that it will be difficult to escape death. If you go out this time, you can still leave a life. ”
Hearing this, the rats breathed a sigh of relief, because the prince's revenge that they were planning to do could continue, but what they never expected was that Miss Ningshuang's idea was so exquisite, but they didn't know what price she planned to use to unify Kunlun.
"It turns out that they will also talk about serious things, damn it." The pony slapped his thigh: "It's been a closed microphone for this time." ”
"It seems that the ambition of this frost lady is really big."
After this exchange, they now turn on all the microphones of all spider robots, but the problem is that this is turned on, there will be a lot of **** in the daily information, and a few of them are really hard to bear, the thunder dragon is okay After all, the spirit state is not supported by hormones, and the mouse and pony really have to complete the task by hand every day, and they really can't do it after listening to it for a few days, this work is worse than that of the Huang Inspector.
As for why they can withstand the picture without sound, it is because there is no sound, no matter how good the picture is, it can't come out, and now the sound of the screen is full of cooing, which is too difficult to withstand.
"No, I'll have to find an assistant." The mouse sighed and said, "This body can't bear it." ”
"Who are you looking for?"
Twenty minutes later, Rhubarb was picked up from his sleeping place, and he looked blankly at the dogs in the house, and cursed in his mouth.
"Come and do me a favor." The mouse smiled and said to Rhubarb, "If you don't want to, I'll tell her about you secretly peeing in Sister Dog's bath." ”
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