"Can you mature a little bit, you're almost thirty years old."

The mouse rode a small motorcycle with a brontosaurus on his back, and the brontosaurus was picking a box of jelly with a small spoon, jelly is a reward issued every year, everyone has it, but only the brontosaurus started eating on the spot.

"Here, take a bite. The reward given by the eldest lady. ”

The thunder dragon handed the spoon to the mouse's mouth: "Come on, come on." ”

"Don't make a fuss."

"Come on." The thunder dragon slapped the rat's mouth with a spoon: "Hurry up!" ”

The mouse was annoyed by him, so he had no choice but to put the jelly in his mouth, and the thunder dragon immediately looked back: "Your girlfriend knows that we use a spoon, she won't be angry!" ”

"Sick." The rat restarts the motorcycle to keep up with the early traffic.

"Your girlfriend is so fierce, it's terrible. Not at all like me...... Tweet. Brontosaurus poured all the remaining jelly into his mouth and said vaguely, "Giegie, who will only feel distressed." ”

"If Master is still here, you won't be able to save one of your legs."

The thunder dragon giggled with laughter, and he was about to shake his hand, and he suddenly became a good shaker from a long-legged male god.

When they arrived at the school gate, it was still early, but the pony had already arrived, he got up early in the morning because he was going to shoot a vlog today, put on a treasured little suit, and matched a pale green shirt, but a small piece of horse tattoos on his neck and the evil atmosphere on his body made him look like a thug in a suit.

"It's a sassy bag." The thunder dragon jumped off the small motorcycle: "Dressed like a person." ”

"Where did you get your tattoo?" The mouse's brows furrowed: "Who gave you a tattoo?" ”

Pony leaned over and dug into his pocket a few times, pulling out a handful of tattoo stickers: "I went to the night market last night to buy it, do you want anything else?" ”

The thunder dragon leaned forward curiously: "Give me the whole, give me the whole." ”

The pony gave him a blank look, then threw him one.

"Nima Pi, double happiness, right?" Thunder Dragon pulled the tattoo sticker and asked, "Come on, come on, you explain to everyone, who will tattoo a red double happiness on the body." ”

"Love to want, don't roll."

Seeing that they began to toss like this again, the mouse crossed his waist and sighed, he now knows why Brother Xiao Zhang is always reluctant to move with them, after all, a serious and serious person like him is, seeing these people will really burst blood vessels.

"Have you eaten, please eat early." The mouse said helplessly: "There is a fried bun shop over there." ”

Just when Lei Long and Xiao Ma were competing to see who could eat twenty-five buns at one time, Brother Zhang also came with Nian Nian, because they had to shoot a small video, so they would have a staff member with them.

This staff member is a twenty-four-year-old young lady, she is a very professional video editor and photographer, it is said that the price of hiring her is enough to hire a whole team, you can imagine her professionalism.

And since last night, there has been a daily account name named Zhang Ruinian's children's family on major platforms, and the willfulness of this account is even more ridiculous, people are engaged in this kind of thing for fear that others will see that it is a script and a team, but the introduction above is "a professional team that professionally presents the bits and pieces of superpowered families". And there is a long list of special thanks below, including the provincial and municipal propaganda departments, the Youth League headquarters and the Chang'an Lane Neighborhood Committee.

"Where's the Brontosaurus?" Zhang Yao hurriedly stepped forward after Brother Zhang and Nian Nian arrived: "Didn't they come a long time ago, where are they now?" ”

Nian Nian raised his finger and pointed to the bun shop across the road, and the young lady who was in charge of filming immediately turned the camera on, and happened to see Lei Long and Pony grabbing buns with chopsticks.

Fortunately, the mouse was at the table next to them, and he pulled the brim of his hat low, for fear of letting people know that he was in the same group as the two two gangsters next to him.

However, they are a little bit of a second force, but the effect presented in the camera is really handsome, the offense and defense are wonderful back and forth, and sometimes they can even play beautiful combos, and they have obviously fought so fiercely, but it did not affect the guests at the next table at all, and even the water in the cup on the table did not shake a little.

When Brother Zhang saw the two of them, he reluctantly turned around and stretched out his hand towards Zhang Yao: "Get used to it." ”

He was used to Zhang Yao, but he was not used to it, she rushed over angrily and slapped the table: "Have you played enough?" Don't look at what time it is? ”

After being murdered by this tigress, the two of them stopped, and then glanced at the time, and the two of them slapped the table and rushed to the school, and at this time, the mouse slowly got up and settled the account for them, and then said to Zhang Yao with a smile: "You know how difficult it is for me now." It's just two, and when you're all twelve of them, you'll know what disaster is. ”

Zhang Yao crossed his waist and let out a long breath, but there was nothing to say.

When the group entered the school, because the performance was in the class, they had to go there and wait first, and watch other people's children and parents perform by the way.

In fact, other people's children are not bad, there are dancing, singing, cross talk, magic tricks, and even singing, violin, piano, in short, everyone plays the volume, for fear that they will not be able to show the most perfect side of their children.

They sit there in the morning to watch the performances, then they go to the school cafeteria to eat, and then there is the lunch break, and after the lunch break is over, it is the turn to play every year.

Brother Xiao Zhang didn't have a rest or anything, and when there was no one in the house, they began to set up the performance stage, and after Zhang Yao installed the projector and stereo, it was the turn of Little Red Riding Hood and the big bad wolf to put on makeup.

As for Brother Zhang, he is the easiest, he only needs to lie on the small bed in the paper shell house and sleep and pretend to be grandma, so his prop is only a wig, and when it comes to his role, he just needs to cooperate with being eaten by the wolf and jumping out of the wolf's belly.

The most troublesome thing about makeup is the pony, he has to completely play the appearance of a wolf, and the other wolf just wears a wolf ear hairpin every year.

By the end of the lunch break, the rest of the parents came one after another, and the head teacher also came. So this good show is finally the beginning.

"Everyone is here, right?" Zhang Yao asked the homeroom teacher next to him: "It's time to start." ”

The head teacher roughly counted the heads, and then nodded at Zhang Yao.

Zhang Yao walked to the door of the room and closed the door, then pulled the curtains, and then took out a remote control click, and suddenly the entire classroom was rendered into a 3D forest effect by the slide projector, and the children and parents in the audience let out a "wow" in unison.

And as several circulating fans blow out the fragrance with the smell of the forest, the immersion of the whole scene is directly full, and the children who are in the audience in this dim forest are holding their breath one by one.

On stage, there were sounds of birds, cicadas, and even gurgling water, and then the lights slowly turned on, and small flowers and mushrooms began to grow on both sides, so that everything was normal.

Until Little Red Riding Hood, played by Thunder Dragon, came out of the background, the audience burst into laughter. I saw this handsome guy of 1.88 meters wearing a tight little skirt, walking to the stage with a red turban and a basket around his head, and the laughter from below never stopped for a moment.

The surrounding scenery began to change with the Brontosaurus's footsteps, and when he came to a fork in the forest, a giant wolf suddenly jumped out, this is the giant wolf played by the pony, this wild wolf has a fierce eye, staring at "Little Red Riding Hood", the corners of his mouth drool, looking more real than the real wolf.

The children in the house were taken aback all of a sudden, some timid girls had already grabbed the arms of the parents around them, and even some parents were frightened by such a scene.

However, all the tension collapsed with the appearance of the cute little wolf played by Nian Nian, and the little wolf girl walked to Little Red Riding Hood with the wolf, and at this time the synthesized voice of Nian Nian came from the stereo: "Little sister, where are you going?" ”

Little Red Riding Hood, who was picking mushrooms, smiled and said, "My grandmother is sick, and I'm going to bring food to my grandmother." ”

"Then where does your grandmother live?"

"My grandmother lives at the end of the path."

The middle-aged man's tone of deliberately pretending to be a little girl and the unstructured rough voice here caused laughter again, and even the head teacher laughed so much that tears flowed from the side of him.

And at this time, the picture suddenly switched, Little Red Riding Hood exited, the little wolf girl and the wild wolf came to the grandmother's house, they looked inside the window, and here you can obviously see the corner of the little wolf girl's mouth flowing out of the shiny liquid, and after a while, the little wolf girl licked her lips, looked down at the wild wolf, the wild wolf immediately understood, and then saw the wild wolf hit hard, and at the same time there was a sound of breaking the door and grandma's exclamation in the stereo.

In the next scene, the clatter of beds, the clatter of teeth, the clatter of bones, and the heavy gasps of beasts tearing at their prey were heard in the stereo.

Although this scene was not directly presented, the sound effects combined with light and shadow directly frightened everyone's nerves and hair. Until suddenly a stream of red liquid was splashed on the window of the paper house, and finally released the accumulated emotions, the young audience below screamed in fright, and the cries became one, and even some parents subconsciously covered their eyes.

When the lights slowly turned on, I saw that the 3D effect of the set had been switched to the inside of the room, the bed was messy, and the grandmother was gone, but the little wolf girl was licking her lips, and the white pockets in front of her clothes were full of red marks, and the bedding on the bed had already been dyed red with red blood. The wolf lay under the bed with his back to the audience, but judging by the clicking sound, the wolf was gnawing on the grandmother's body.

This has scared the children below, and the parents didn't expect a small performance within the class to be able to get to this point, which is a little too scary to say that the children's version of any horror movie is in the past.

At this time, Little Red Riding Riding Hood entered again, came to the door of the paper house, and knocked on the door. When the little wolf girl saw this, she immediately picked up the hair on the bed and put it on her head, and swooped into the bed and covered it with a quilt.

"Come in."

There was a childish voice in the stereo that deliberately imitated the old man, and then I heard the old door shaft creak and be opened with a trill, and Little Red Riding Hood, who was eight meters old, walked in: "Grandma, I brought you something to eat." ”

After that, the plot returned to the normal plot of Little Red Riding Hood, and the children and parents finally breathed a sigh of relief, and when Little Red Riding Riding Hood withdrew and brought the hunter played by the mouse, the atmosphere on the scene began to change strangely again.

The hunter rushed into the room, pointed the shotgun in his hand at the little wolf girl on the bed, and the wolf who heard that his master had been killed came out from under the bed and fought with the hunter.

During the fight, the hunter's arm was suddenly bitten off and dragged off, and the scene was so tragic that the audience screamed again, but it was at the last moment that Little Red Riding Hood snatched the gun and shot the wolf to death.

The hunter also lay motionless on the ground because of excessive blood loss, and then Little Red Riding Hood threw himself on the side of the bed and cried for grandma, and then Little Red Riding Hood seemed to think of something, took out scissors and other props from the side, and began to click and cut something.

It's another silent but creepy scene, and even Little Red Riding Hood takes out something that looks like a strange human body from time to time and flashes it, and after he puts everything on the bed, Little Red Riding Hood takes out a needle and thread and begins to stitch it up, stitches and threads with the lightning and thunder outside, just like Frankenstein live, and a group of children are scared and crying at the scene.

And when the exciting BGM stopped, suddenly the patchwork dummy on the bed sat up with a white wig, and Brother Zhang returned for a limited time...... Then Grandma and Little Red Riding Hood hugged and cried.

At this point, the show was over, and then Little Red Riding Hood, Grandma, Little Wolf Girl, Bad Wolf, and Hunter all stood up, the lights in the room came on, and a group of people bowed down on the stage.

The scene was cold for a few seconds, and then burst into warm applause.

And this paragraph was photographed on the Internet, and the heat was just like a fake, and the whole network was boiling in less than half an hour after it was sent, some people said that this was a cult that would scare children, and some people said that this was performed according to the fairy tale itself, nothing special.

The controversy between the two factions continues, but such popularity brings a lot of traffic, and in addition to the content of the tearing, some people have specially set up Zhang Ruinian's children's personal guard team to call her, and the Yunyang Daughter Group was officially established today.

Of course, those adults have also received considerable attention, and the shape of the thunder dragon Little Red Riding Hood has attracted imitation from the whole network, and they are all strong men in the water, and the effect is very good.

In just one day, their followers on the whole network have reached 10 million, becoming the biggest hit this year.

And then a series of daily small clips of their lives were also released, anyway, in just a few months, Brother Xiao Zhang once again became the most popular person on the whole network, but unlike others who sell goods when they are popular, they not only do not sell things, but they are not even very welcome to disturb their lives.

"They want to see us use our superpowers." Brontosaurus swiped the comments there and said, "How the fuck do we have superpowers? Why don't I teach them how to practice? ”

"You're not, aren't you? Is that okay? Zhang Yao held a burrito in his hand and smiled: "Internet apprenticeship? ”

"Try it." Lei Long took a sip of his drink: "Carry forward traditional culture!" Isn't that just an opportunity? ”

"So where are you going to start teaching?"

"Let's get started." Thunder Dragon was silent for a moment and then said, "Then do I have to dress up like an immortal?" ”