273, Zhou Miao will never be a slave, unless he is covered with food and shelter
People are actually a very interesting creature, when you have experienced a more energetic life, it is difficult to return to a peaceful life, experienced Zhou Miao, who can talk to small animals, and now I feel very unaccustomed to hearing the voice of the dog boss.
She tossed and turned in bed for a long time, always trying to talk to the dog boss, she knew the dog boss could understand what she was saying, but she couldn't understand what the dog boss was saying at all, and it was a very bad feeling.
So she tossed and turned in the morning, her eyes were swollen, and after much thought, she finally decided to give it a try.
She dialed the mouse's phone, and the two agreed to meet somewhere, and then she said what she wanted.
"My requirements are not high, the first one you have to give me back your superpowers, the second one I have to take the dog boss wherever I go, and the third one you press my ID card here, I have to take a photo, if something happens to me, I will ask my sister to call the police."
It was the first time in his life that the mouse had encountered this, he sighed and took out his ID card to take a picture of Zhou Miao, and then said helplessly: "It's okay now, right?" ”
"Well, when are we leaving?"
"Now."
"Huh?"
"Oh, wait a minute." The mouse smiled, then picked up his phone and sent a message back: "Let them prepare." ”
"Them?"
Zhou Miao's little heart beat suddenly, she clenched the dog boss's tail tightly, and the dog boss screamed, and the mouse obviously noticed her nervousness, sat on the bench and laughed: "Don't be so nervous, tell them half an hour over there." ”
After speaking, the mouse twisted his fingers in a small jar of cinnabar mud he carried with him, and then put it on Zhou Miao's forehead, and before Zhou Miao could react, he had already heard the voice of the dog boss in his ears.
"You're pushing too hard, my tail is about to fall off."
"I'm sorry, I'm sorry......" Zhou Miao hurriedly let go of her hand, and then asked, "Do you think the person next to you is reliable?" ”
The dog boss turned his head to look at the mouse, and the mouse was also looking at him, and then the dog boss continued to turn his head to look at Zhou Miao: "I heard someone say on the side of the road that a man doesn't have a good thing, he is a man, and he is definitely not a good thing." ”
"It's true."
"You're pretty much the same." The mouse leaned his head back on the back of the chair: "When you get there, I'm afraid you won't be willing to go." ”
And after half an hour, a message came from there saying that it was okay, and the mouse replied that it was received, and then put away his mobile phone and said to Zhou Miao: "It's okay, let's go." ”
"By plane? Or a train? ”
"Close your eyes."
"Huh?"
Zhou Miao, who entered the Spiritual Illusion Realm for the first time, only felt that his body was light, just like the feeling when the elevator went down, and then when he opened his eyes, he found that the place he was in had changed, and it was still a light rain in Hangzhou just now, and this was just a time to close his eyes, and the whole scenery was completely different.
took out her mobile phone and looked at it, and found that her positioning had changed from Hangzhou to GZ, but before she was stunned, she heard the sound of the flower cannon sounding one after another, and then Zhou Miao was shocked to see a large number of strangers standing there spraying flower cannons on her head.
"Ah......h
And just when she was confused, the dog boss in her arms suddenly broke free of her arms, and rushed straight to the big white dog squatting not far away, looking at this side, the mouse saw this scene and exclaimed: "Ah, don't ......"
But before he could stop it, the dog boss who was about to smell the big white dog's butt had been kicked by the white dog for more than ten meters, lying on the ground wailing and screaming, Zhou Miao rushed up to pick up the dog boss, only to see it say angrily: "That little white ...... It's beautiful. ”
"You go and die." Zhou Miao threw it on the mat next to her.
And after a while, the dog boss continued to stand up, and staggered to the front of the big white dog, this time it learned to be obedient, and did not go up to run to other people's butts, but sniffed back and forth around the big white dog, but ate another kick within two strokes.
Zhou Miao felt that the dog boss would not be able to survive today if he continued like this, so he hurriedly went up and dragged the collar around his neck and forcibly carried it to his side.
"Let's go, let's go first."
The mouse took her into the small restaurant, at this moment Brother Zhang was there to deal with tonight's main dish pickled, Zhou Miao saw Brother Xiao Zhang at the first glance when he entered the room, and the thunder dragon sitting in front of the counter of Brother Zhang, the thunder dragon is tall and has long legs, and Brother Xiao Zhang is dressed in a white chef's uniform and fits properly, and it is very eye-catching to look at.
"Alas, there are handsome guys."
However, it seems that neither Thunder Dragon nor Brother Xiao Zhang seem to pay too much attention to her arrival, Thunder Dragon continues to chat, while Brother Xiao Zhang is still dealing with the remaining hundreds of crabs.
"What's the matter with you, this attitude is too cold." The mouse walked up to the thunder dragon and whispered, "The new spirit snake is here, how about you show a little bit." ”
Lei Long didn't say anything, just turned around lazily, and went to the counter to pick up the lunch box: "I'll help you deliver food today." ”
Brother Zhang nodded, and then never raised his eyes again. The mouse pursed his lips, but he didn't know what to say, he knew it in his heart, but it didn't matter if he said it now.
"You familiarize yourself with the environment here first, and I'll arrange a place for you to live."
The mouse got up and said a word to Zhou Miao, and then went out by himself, and Zhou Miao looked up at the decoration and layout here, as well as Brother Zhang, who was handling the food, she walked back and forth curiously.
"I say, is this the new spirit snake?" Rhubarb, the guardian god of ceiling fans, asked curiously, "It doesn't look very smart." ”
"You're not very smart, your whole family is not very smart." Zhou Miao raised her head and replied: "Dog boss, scold it!" ”
The dog boss raised his head and looked at the rhubarb with a fierce look, and then barked, the rhubarb jumped off the ceiling fan and came to the countertop, and slapped the dog boss in the face without saying a word, and the dog boss suddenly hummed aggrievedly and looked up at Zhou Miao.
"How do you do this cat, it's too unqualified!"
Zhou Miao said unhappily: "Look at what my dog looks like." ”
Brother Xiao Zhang raised his head slightly at this time and glanced at Zhou Miao: "Sit." ”
Zhou Miao didn't know why she was sitting, but after hearing this handsome guy's sitting, she sat on the chair with a puff, and the feeling of being irresistible made her look at Brother Zhang with surprise on her face now.
"Have you had breakfast?"
"No ......"
Brother Xiao Zhang nodded, then took out a bowl of noodles from the side and put it in front of her: "Eat a little at noon." ”
Zhou Miao took a look at the noodles, it was difficult for her to understand what the words "deal with" and eat a little bit in this place, because this bowl of noodles not only has all kinds of seafood, but also a large piece of thickly cut beef, almost the entire bowl mouth is covered, a bite down is tender and juicy, and there is a milky sweet taste, and the noodles below are added crab claw meat, shrimp roe, and delicious seafood soup base, this bowl of rice alone is estimated to cost one or two hundred yuan.
And this is just a little bit of what people eat in their mouths.
Zhou Miao was eating noodles with Suosuo, and the dog boss was hungry next to him, and after a while, Xu Wei took out a piece of cat food and poured it in a small basin and put it in front of the dog boss.
"Does it bite?" Xu Wei watched the dog boss humming and eating cat food, and wanted to reach out to touch the dog boss, but she was worried that it would bite, so she asked.
The noodles in Zhou Miao's mouth hadn't been swallowed yet, and after hearing the question, she hurriedly raised her head and said, "Biting is not biting, it's very dear." But eldest sister, you have to think about it, its voice is like a strange uncle who has reached middle age, are you sure you still want to touch it? ”
Xu Wei hurriedly retracted her hand and laughed a few times: "You guys eat slowly, I'll go over there first." ”
After Zhou Miao finished eating, it was time for everyone to get familiar with each other, in fact, this is also a preliminary process, everyone exchanged names or something, after all, from a familiar environment to an unfamiliar environment, it takes a few days to get used to it.
Zhou Miao, not self-cooked, she is quite wary of everyone, except for her name, she hardly revealed any other information about herself, and then she sat in the corner and chatted with the dog boss on her mobile phone. It's just that the dog boss has been thinking about the big white dog he saw just now, and he is always a little unwilling.
"I'm not talking about you, you're middle-aged, and you're so, if I want to see it, not only do men have no good things, but you don't have many good things in your male dog."
"I don't want to, but it's so pretty."
The dog boss was obsessed with beauty and couldn't extricate himself, but Zhou Miao was disdainful: "You don't look at you, people are fairies living in the mortal world, you are the porter who pulls dung on the street, you look at people who are as white as jade, you look at you, you are as yellow as baba, you are embarrassed." ”
She didn't make the dog boss react much, after all, the aesthetic difference between humans and dogs was more terrifying than reproductive isolation, but it made the pony sitting next to him burst out laughing.
"Sister, what you said is not right, there is such a thing as a love of beauty, you can't stop other people's pursuit of beauty in this way."
"Whether it's a human or a dog, you have to put your attitude right, you look at it." Zhou Miao pointed to the dog boss: "It's not like a thirty-eight-year-old who has four children at home who work overtime until half past three in the morning at night, and if you want to eat a bowl of rice noodles, you have to calculate whether to add two more pieces of dried tofu?" ”
The pony licked his lips and looked at the dog boss...... Not to mention, this long list of adjectives is really appropriate, this is the standard wild dog template, and the more important thing is that it is yellow all over its body, except for the top of its head, which is like a circle of white hair, plus its heavy face, it looks like Uncle Yu who has not done a facelift, and the whole face is drooping, and it looks like a middle-aged decadence.
It's miserable, but it looks really funny......
Xiao Ma simply put down his phone, looked at Zhou Miao and said, "Sister, your mouth is so poisonous, you must be very bitter in your heart." ”
Zhou Miao's face changed, and she lowered her eyes slightly: "What is it for me to suffer, I eat well and sleep well." ”
The pony just smiled, "That's good." By the way, didn't you tell a few of your friends that you were here? It's Wang Qi and Hong Aixia, will they worry about you? ”
Zhou Miao frowned and looked at the pony vigilantly: "You investigated me?" What kind of organization are you? ”
"Investigation is necessary, you will find out later." The pony leaned there, his eyes looking at the ceiling, "Because there are no secrets between the twelve spirits, and any secret will affect the synchronization rate of the spirit snake, do you know what I mean?" ”
Zhou Miao shook his head, and at this time, Brother Zhang raised his head and said, "Congee rice, come over for a while." ”
"It's not porridge, it's Zhou Miao." Zhou Miao got up and came to Brother Zhang: "Are you their boss?" What kind of organization are you? ”
Brother Zhang looked Zhou Miao up and down, and then nodded: "You haven't awakened yet, have you?" ”
"Huh? I can hear small animals and control people, which is not an advanced ability. But why are you different from them? Zhou Miao looked at Brother Zhang curiously: "Where's your spiritual line?" And why do you have strange things flowing all over your body? ”
Brother Xiao Zhang laughed, and then shook his head: "You can get used to it here for a while." ”
"Are you hiring waiters here?" Zhou Miao looked at the small blackboard behind her: "Can I do it?" How much salary can you give me, don't have five insurances and one housing fund. ”
Brother Xiao Zhang was so unresponsive to her all of a sudden: "You want to be a waiter?" ”
"It's hard to make money, don't be chilling." Zhou Miao turned around and pointed to the pony and said, "And I don't think you are a bad person, you feel quite close, much better than a few of them." ”
Brother Xiao Zhang said with a smile: "Yes, but it's the one who recruits people to take care of the accounts here." ”
Following Brother Zhang's fingers, Zhou Miao found the rhubarb, the guardian of the ceiling fan, and the big fat cat squatted on it and only opened one eye to look at Zhou Miao and said: "Then you should know me now, I am the watchman of darkness, the lord of the courtyard, the ...... of war and harvest."
A long list of titles made Zhou Miao's braincase bigger, and then she asked Brother Zhang with a smile: "You cats are so verbose." ”
Brother Zhang squinted his eyes and smiled, he knew that Zhou Miao couldn't tell whether Rhubarb could speak human words or just communicate with her like other animals.
"It's a bit wordy, and he can scold people." Brother Zhang said with a smile.
But no matter what, Zhou Miao still settled in Chang'an Lane in the end, even if he didn't fully awaken, but after all, only three of the twelve spirits did not appear now.
Jade Rabbit, Golden Monkey and Rock Sheep.
If you look for it, you will definitely not find it. These few are not like spirit snakes that can be located by rats, that is because of the guidance of the last remnant soul of the previous generation of spirit snakes, and Xiao Zhang also knows why the thunder dragon is unhappy, because in the end, the remnant soul is consumed, and the previous generation of spirit snakes really no longer have any proof of existence in the world except for memory.
Even Brother Xiao Zhang himself was not so happy, even if the new spirit snake had already appeared.
"You work here first, and I'll introduce you to a few regulars and colleagues in the evening." After Xiao Zhang, he paused for a moment: "Also, don't use your little cleverness here, you will be punished." ”
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