278, Evil Fate
"My advice to you is to resign and get out quickly, you are too much of a loss in this place, I really don't lie to you. I know a few bosses, would I like to introduce them to you? ”
Zhou Miao leaned on the door frame while eating snacks while whispering to make plans for Xiao Hei's life, she always thought that such a woman was a waitress in this small alley, it was really a waste, if she changed places, she could really fly Huang Tengda, as long as she was smart, and then made reasonable use of her own capital, three sentences can make a man spend three million for her, instead of working hard to serve dishes here, earn those melons and dates every month, and save a year's money is not enough to buy a good-looking bag.
Although she can't afford it herself, she is not yet an adult, and when she becomes an adult, she will definitely be able to fly on the branches and become a phoenix, after all, she is not stupid or ugly, and she has such awesome superpowers.
"You're not like me, you're a bit of a superpower. If you waste your time like this, you'll really be wasted, how old are you? ”
Xiao Hei raised his head and glanced at her, but he smiled but did not speak, and Zhou Miao didn't seem to realize the problem in her smile, and continued to ask: "Don't worry, I won't tell anyone." ”
"Five ......"
Xiao Hei was just about to speak, but the door opened at this moment, and then the mouse stuck his head in and looked around, and then dragged her out by Zhou Miao's arm. ”
"What kind of identity is entered, I have an ID card."
"Don't talk nonsense." The mouse handed her the helmet: "Get in the car." ”
Zhou Miao sighed, straddled the back seat of the motorcycle and left, and as soon as they left, Xu Wei lay on the counter and asked Xiao Hei with a smile: "She gave you advice again?" ”
"Hmm." Xiao Hei turned his head and laughed: "She also praised me for being beautiful." ”
"Ha, you're pretty."
It's not that Xu Wei is polite, Xiao Hei is really beautiful, maybe it's a little hard to understand that she is Artemis, so isn't it easier to understand to call her their Chang'e?
"She likes to plan other people's lives." Xiao Hei was lying on the counter and reached out to grab some snacks from Xu Wei's hand to eat: "Her world seems to only have money." ”
"Normal, I've heard her say that the environment in which she grew up was hard. She hasn't adapted to life here. ”
Xiao Hei grinned, then leaned against the counter with a small broom and began to play with his mobile phone: "I didn't get used to it when I first came. ”
"And now?"
"I love it so much, I've lived for 5,300 years, and it's the only place where no one covets my body." Xiao Hei put down his phone and took a deep breath: "Where people don't covet, it must be full of the fragrance of freedom." I don't have to worry about being treated as a gift or prey. ”
Xu Wei laughed, and at this time, a yellow figure rushed onto the counter, and Rhubarb said in a disdainful tone: "What do you covet?" Coveting what you picked your feet for half an hour yesterday? Coveting you to pee while taking a bath? Coveting your fart puff puff? Or covet that you are not vegetarian and that your stinks? ”
Xiao Hei picked up the broom and was about to beat, Rhubarb ran while scolding, and then was beaten by Sister Dog because he knocked over the eighteen bachelors of Sister Dog's species, and when Sister Dog taught Rhubarb, Boss Dog squatted next to him and trembled.
Speaking of the dog boss, he has been beaten a lot during this time, and now he has learned to be well-behaved. Dogs, they just need a leader, and now the dog boss is the loyal licking dog of the dog sister, since she can't be a husband and wife, she will be recognized as a big brother, which is also another kind of double accommodation.
"Take this and eat it." After Sister Dog finished beating the rhubarb, she took a yellow pill and put it in front of the dog boss.
"Thank you, Boss."
"Hmm."
After getting Sister Dog's affirmation, the dog boss swallowed the pill in one gulp, and then soon it felt that its whole body began to get hot, and the painful feeling burned from the inside out, and below it was a large piece of fur falling off, and it didn't seem to be alive......
"Don't kill people's dogs." Rhubarb rushed to the dog boss who had less air in and more breath: "You give an ordinary dog an incarnation pill, you don't want to think about whether it can bear it." ”
Sister Dog also felt strange when she came over: "I just ate this back then." ”
"Eldest sister, at that time, you had Yang Jian by your side, Yang Erlang. Who is it with now? Rhubarb pointed to himself: "A cat, a dog." ”
Sister Dog scurried forward, turned into a human form, and then went to the garage with the dog boss, Rhubarb thought she was going to destroy the corpse there, and was just about to reprimand, when she saw Sister Dog riding Brother Zhang's electric car in front of the dog boss and went out.
"Why don't you put it in a sack and don't look like a dog thief."
Rhubarb chased after the door and told him, but the dog didn't know where it was by this time.
About three and three-quarters of a minute later, an electric car parked in front of an animal hospital on the coast of the East China Sea, and then a long-legged big sister walked in with a dog that couldn't be seen, and then named Dr. Yang at the front desk.
"Doctor Yang, what should I do if the guest asks you to receive a doctor?"
"I'll take a look."
Dr. Yang, who was studying for the senior agronomist qualification exam over there, put on a white coat and walked out, and when he saw the person who came, his face became ugly at that time.
"Why are you here?"
"Heal." Sister Dog put the dog boss who had only one breath left in front of Dr. Yang: "Hurry up!" ”
"Why are you so fierce...... Doctor Yang took the dog boss's touch, and his face became strange again: "Come in and say." ”
The two of them took the dog boss to the treatment room, and Dr. Yang said as he began to prepare things, "Why are you so reckless?" After so many years, he is still such an impulsive character, can the mortal body withstand the incarnation pill? I left you three in case you need them, not for you to take your little brother to heaven. ”
"Enough of that?" Sister Dog hugged her arms and said, "Hurry up." ”
"I'm going to say I can't help it, what can you do?" Doctor Yang snorted coldly: "You go and let him treat, isn't he capable, isn't he unparalleled in the world, why do you think of me at this time." ”
He said sour words on his mouth, but the movements in his hands were not slow at all, at this time the dog boss was on the verge of death, obviously unable to swallow, Dr. Yang first took out a condensing pill and put it into glucose, and after it was completely melted, he pumped fifty milliliters of Dan water for intravenous pushing, and after the dog boss's drug reaction calmed down a little, he took out a few pills that were not much bigger than the needle but were colorful and broke open the dog boss's mouth and stuffed it in.
Not to mention that Dr. Yang was the first veterinarian of Heavenly Court back then, after this pill was swallowed, the dog boss's condition immediately improved, but now it is still not out of the danger period, and Dr. Yang then began to use different drugs to prepare a bottle of white water and began to give the dog boss a hanging injection.
At this time, Sister Dog saw that the condition of the dog boss was gradually improving, and she also began to wander around the treatment room, especially when she saw that the attending doctor hanging on the wall was Dr. Yang, she laughed: "It seems to be mixing well recently." ”
"Oh, thanks to him, I came down in the form of a mortal, and as for this, I am just a mixed meal." Doctor Yang said while busy: "But it's nothing, without Yang Jian, that's it." ”
"It doesn't make sense to say that now."
"Well, yes. It's meaningless, after all, I've long been a laughing stock, it's not uncommon for my own woman to run away, and it's really strange for my dog to run away. I've thought about it for years and I haven't figured out where I messed with you. ”
"No, you're very good to me."
"But I can't resist changing my mind, right?" Doctor Yang sneered: "Okay, after finishing this bottle, go to the front desk to pay the fee, a total of three thousand one hundred and two." ”
"After all these years, you still hate me?"
"Hate?" Doctor Yang laughed: "How dare you, I'm just a poor middle-aged man now." ”
Sister Dog wanted to say something, but Doctor Yang had already turned around and left, and then instructed when she went out of the door: "Don't eat these days, the pill will be digested in about five days, and after digestion, when the moon is bright, take it out to absorb the essence, and then you can get out of the mortal body." But I don't understand, such a precious spirit beast incarnation pill, you would actually give it to an ordinary earth dog. ”
"Back then, I was also an ordinary ...... Dirt dogs. ”
"You're not, you're a Shandong dog, I picked you out from thousands of puppies, white-haired and thin-waisted, like an elephant, born extraordinary." After Dr. Yang finished speaking, he paused: "It's okay, there is no distinction between high and low in life, just be happy." But next time, please be sure to pay attention to the fact that you are a natural divine dog, not comparable to ordinary dogs, what you can bear, they can't. You can be willful, or you can be naughty, but remember that your waywardness can directly cause the fall of a life. It's good that I'm here this time, and if I'm not there, it's going to die. ”
Doctor Yang didn't ask why Sister Dog could find him, after all, he knew best what his dog was capable of, what he cared about was that he could find it as soon as possible, but he didn't go to the Three Treasures Hall for nothing. Can't you just say hello like a friend, being together for a thousand years is just in exchange for such an ending, it's unreasonable and unreasonable, isn't it?
Sister Dog stood at the door of the pet hospital for a long time holding the dog boss who had completed the injection, and then silently rode Brother Zhang's electric donkey back suddenly, while Dr. Yang stood in the office upstairs and watched Sister Dog leave, without saying a word.
"Bad fate, it's really bad fate."
In the evening, the decadent Heavenly Court rebel trio got together again, Manager Sun, the manager of the Darun fresh area, Manager Li, the manager of the seafood company, and Dr. Yang, the attending doctor of the pet hospital, sat in a bar they frequented, and the three of them each poured a glass of wine and chatted about the afternoon.
"It feels like ...... Hmm......" Manager Li pondered for a moment and said, "My ex-girlfriend brought the child she had with someone else to come to you for help, Lao Yang, pure masters." ”
"I'm not a pure master, who are, who are?" After Dr. Yang finished speaking, he drank a large glass of draft beer: "I heard some time ago that you have been entangled with a girl for a long time, and after finally breaking up with someone, she stood downstairs at your house and waited for you until dawn. ”
"Don't mention it, I don't dare. That's also bad fate, she is the reincarnation of the third prince of Long. In this life, they came to me to ask for their lives, and I didn't dare. ”
"What did Mr. Sun say?" Dr. Yang looked back at Manager Sun, who had been eating over there: "What do you say?" ”
"I'm a monkey, I don't fall in love." Mr. Sun said.
"Hahahaha, monkey is good. Come, toast the monkeys. Doctor Yang raised his glass: "Let's not talk about the past, did you feel it a few days ago, is it the reincarnation of the golden cicada?" ”
When Manager Sun heard the name Jin Chanzi, he immediately raised his neck: "Isn't it?" ”
"It seems to be, but I don't know, I can't open the eye right now."
"I don't have three heads and six arms." Manager Li said with a smile.
And Manager Sun silently took out a toothpick from his ear, picked it and stuffed it back: "It's so big now." ”
The three old men laughed together, followed by a flurry of staggering.
And after the dog sister went back, the mood must be bad, but the dog boss gradually recovered, its head melon is not so smart, can't figure out a lot of things here, but he feels a little smarter than before, because he couldn't understand TV before, but today he can understand it, and it thinks that TV is so good for the first time, that is, the people in it meet and shake hands instead of sniffing each other's butts, which is very impolite.
Brother Xiao Zhang didn't know where he went tonight, the small restaurant was sparse because he wasn't there, and the twelve spirits didn't know where they went during this time, except for the courtyard guardian who stayed at home all the year round, there was only the dog sister who was soaking in the bath and the thunder dragon who was kneeling, and there was only one Xu Wei and two waiters outside.
"Sister Weiwei, why do those two people stand under the big tree every day." Zhou Miao stood at the window and looked at Chen Shi's apprentices standing under the big sycamore: "Is there something wrong with them, I think everyone here is very good-looking, but I feel that all of them are sick." ”
Xu Wei leaned against the counter with her cheeks propped up, and tea eggs were boiling in the pot, and the fragrance filled the room. She knew that she would inherit the position of the Thunder Dragon in the Twelve Spirits after the Dragon Boat Festival, but she was not prepared at all, and now she was a little panicked and nervous in her heart.
"Sister Wei!"
"Huh?" Xu Wei came to her senses: "What's wrong?" ”
"What's wrong with you these days? I see you in a daze every day. Zhou Miao asked curiously, "Are you in love?" Online dating? Let me tell you, you really have to be careful about online dating, it's easy to be deceived. ”
"Hah...... I'll never have an online relationship again in my life. Xu Wei sighed and said: "But it's also interesting to say, that online dating directly changed the trajectory of my life." ”
"And what was your trajectory like?"
"Me?" Xu Wei shirted for a moment: "Maybe it's just an ordinary person, ordinary work, ordinary boyfriend, ordinary life, everything is ordinary." In fact, the person I really envy is Zhang Yao, Sister Yao. You probably don't know each other yet, do you? ”
"Who is she? I've been hearing you mention it lately, she's very powerful? ”
"Amazing, if you put her in ancient times, she can be the emperor, especially powerful."