284, gentlemen, listen to the dragon's chanting
Zhang Yao didn't know why she cried, she didn't cry in the face of the 100,000 army of Li's father and son, she didn't cry in the face of the Tubo soldiers, she didn't cry in the face of the sharp scimitar, she didn't cry when she was separated from life and death, and she didn't cry after all the hardships, but she cried until her face was full of tears because of a little monster.
Back at the small restaurant, there was a cake on the table, with candles on it, Rhubarb was trying to hook the cherry on the cake with his paws, but its tail was grabbed by Xiao Hei, a girl Zhang Yao didn't know was taking pictures of the beautiful cake next to her, and Xu Wei was holding two plates of specialty dishes on the table.
The mouse was watching the news from the side, and there was a very exciting news today, saying that a top museum was stolen, but instead of stealing the most valuable ones such as gold masks, he stole a copper plate that he didn't know what to do.
"Who will steal the picture of Fuxi's intercourse." The mouse scratched his chin and muttered.
And the Brontosaurus ...... No, now the thunder dragon is no longer a thunder dragon, although everyone is still used to calling him the thunder dragon, but in fact, he is now called Ying Smash. And everyone will play memes to take advantage of him.
"Where's my Yingzi?" The pony moved his buttocks and raised his head to ask Niu Niu, who was stepping on a stool and hanging lanterns: "This person is too unkind, if you can't become a twelve, you won't participate in the party." ”
"Brother Long went to the toilet." After Niu Niu finished speaking, he flicked the bright light bulb: "It's installed." ”
Just as he was about to go to the boot test, Zhang Yao walked in with a blank face, and the people in the room immediately applauded her collectively after discovering her, and then the pony jumped up and smiled: "Welcome to the eldest princess of the Great Zhou Dynasty!" ”
Zhang Yao: "??? ”
Before she could start to be embarrassed, the sound of shouting outside came, and Zhu Zhenzhen and Zuo Danshuang, the two demon gods, walked in from outside with nine thousand nine hundred and ninety-nine flowers, and Rhubarb jumped onto Zhang Yao's shoulder at this moment.
"Stop, stop, stop."
Rhubarb cleared his throat, and then shouted loudly: "Today to celebrate the new day of the princess of the Great Circumference, I will say a few words first, ah." ”
However, before its brief speech was over, it was dragged down by Nian Nian's tail, and it slammed into a human form, and kept shaking Nian Nian's hand: "You let go, let go!" I'm going to have my pants pulled off by you! ”
And Zhou Miao's first time when she saw Rhubarb turn into a human, she wowed, turned her head sideways and asked Niu Niu: "This stinky cat will become a human!" ”
Niu Niu smiled embarrassedly: "It's the first time I've seen it." ”
At this time, Brother Xiao Zhang returned to his counter, and as usual, he said with a smile: "Don't make trouble, say that you want to celebrate others, how can you play yourself." ”
Zhang Yao's face was at a loss, she didn't know what was going on with her at all, although the mink told her everything, but it was still difficult for her to connect everything.
At this time, the "culprit" Yingzi walked out of the bathroom, and after he saw Zhang Yao, he was happy: "Yo, isn't this the eldest princess." ”
Zhang Yao's expression became very distorted, she just pressed the little secret at the bottom of the box, she couldn't be a person who knew it, right?
"You're not done, are you? I'm just dreaming, how do you all know? ”
Everyone in the room stretched out their hands and pointed at Yingzi, and Zhang Yao turned his head sideways to look at the former thunder dragon: "I knew it was your big mouth!" ”
Ying smashed and waved his hand again and again and said, "It's not me, it has nothing to do with me!" If you want to blame the stinky fox, the stinky fox said, he also wrote down your whole life, and wrote a piece of travel to post it on the Internet, it is said that the copyright has been bought, and a TV series will be filmed after a while. ”
Zhang Yao felt that her face was numb: "Huh? ”
Ying smashed open the phone and flipped to the one sent by the Sky Fox King: "Look at it yourself, it's called crossing me to become the eldest princess, a super popular hit, all said that the writing is real and shocking, and finally when the eldest princess dies, there is a sense of epic." ”
Zhang Yao leaned over to look at it a few times, and then saw the content inside, she felt that her brain was about to explode, and she didn't even know what expression to use now, because she had such a little secret...... Now not only is it known to everyone, but even movies are made.
"It's over." Zhang Yao is such a calm and calm person, and now he can't care about immortality or thunder law refining in his heart, anyway, there are a few big words back and forth in his heart - it's over.
After that, Zhang Yao participated in the celebration like a walking corpse, but it was obviously her new birth gift, but it was like a carnival of these people, and in the end, she drank a lot, and even Rhubarb was so drunk that she was lying on the table.
And the main reason for all this is that Xiao Hei took out her private collection of home-brewed wine, because it was brewed by an ancient method and added strange things, resulting in this thing being able to have the ability of a pot of stew by gods and monsters, who drinks and pours it.
In the end, there were not many sober people, only Brother Zhang, Zhang Yao, Xu Wei and Zhou Miao, who was not allowed to drink because she was underage, and the others had to be called in all directions, and there were even people sleeping on the counter on the chairs, tables, sofas, and even on the counters, and the shouts were shocking.
"Why did I drink a lot, but why didn't I get drunk?"
Zhang Yao sat next to her with her cheeks on her cheeks, looking curiously at the dogs sleeping around her, she was a little surprised, because she had drunk a lot just now, but now she was not drunk at all, you must know that her alcohol consumption was not very good before.
Brother Xiao Zhang put the dishes and chopsticks into the dishwasher, and after hearing her words, he smiled but did not speak, and Xu Wei came over with a basket to clean up the battlefield with Zhou Miao at this time, and after the carnival just now, Zhang Yao also met the youngest little sister present, knew that she was Zhou Miao, and knew that she was a new spirit snake, but like Niu Niu, her attributes have not awakened, and she will go to college after this summer vacation.
With the Brontosaurus.
No, with Yingzi......
"Are you really the new Brontosaurus?" Zhang Yao looked at Xu Wei curiously: "What did I miss in the months I was in a coma......
Xu Wei lifted her hair and stood up, without speaking, but suddenly a flash of lightning landed on her from the sky, and with a flash of electric arc, this posture was exactly the same as the previous thunder dragon.
"It's really ......" Zhang Yao laughed: "But you say I'm like this and that, why don't I feel it at all." ”
At this time, Brother Zhang picked up a cup of hot water and poured it on the back of Zhang Yao's hand, she instinctively retracted her hand, but the expected pain did not appear, she could only feel a little warmth, but she did see that the water had just boiled.
Pain nerves gone? No, if human skin comes into contact with something so hot, it will quickly lead to burns, which are tissue damage caused by high-temperature solids, high-temperature liquids, or high-temperature vapors. This is an external injury that does not go away because the pain nerve is absent.
But the problem is that there is not the slightest problem with her hands, and she can't even see the slightest sign of redness.
Not to mention that the eldest princess is ruthless, she picked up a knife next to her and slashed it on the back of her hand, although the skin was open at that time, but her skin and flesh were automatically healed when the blade passed, and with the healing process, her body would rub off static sparks with all the metal products around her, and then the lights in the room began to flicker and flicker, as if she was absorbing external energy.
"My body!" Zhang Yao got up and shouted, and then she did a very scary thing, that is, she used Brother Zhang's kitchen knife to directly nail through her palm, but the expected pain did not appear, only a slight tingling, as if it was stimulated by a tiny current, and it was not uncomfortable.
She pulled out the knife, and the piercing wound on her hand healed little by little like two lumps of plasticine, still the same as before, her body automatically absorbing energy from the surrounding area to fill the wound.
In order to verify this conjecture, Zhang Yao rushed out with a knife, and then she experimented in various places, all parts of her body can heal quickly, and the ability to heal is to absorb energy from the surroundings.
There is direct energy, such as light energy, electrical energy, and she absorbs these energies directly. If not, her body will absorb wind energy and heat energy, and the water will become cold when soaked in water, until it reaches absolute zero, and if she stands on the ground, a black hole will appear where she stands, and the temperature around her body can directly freeze everything and brittle.
But the problem is that there is no absolute vacuum in nature, and a steady stream of energy will be frantically involved in her body without worrying about depletion.
"It turns out that the Esoteric Law will also obey the law of conservation!" Zhang Yao rushed in excitedly, and then she said happily: "Then I am actually a huge power plant!" ”
Brother Zhang: "??? ”
"Didn't you say that my power armor has not been able to solve the power problem? Then now I can fix it! ”
Brother Zhang: "??? ”
"The heat is poor! If I pierce my skin with a few probes, my body will continue to absorb the energy around me, and as long as I apply a layer of energy-blocking coating on the inside of my power armor, leaving only a few points for heat exchange with the outside world, I will continue to create a cryogenic field, and the outside world will continue to exchange heat with me. The energy generated in this way is very low, but the problem is that if it is absolute zero, the energy efficiency ratio of the exchange will be multiplied geometrically, then this is a pseudo-perpetual motion machine, as long as the material does not break, or I don't die, the energy will never be used up, because I can't use the free energy of the whole world! ”
Brother Xiao Zhang scratched his head, because this really involved his knowledge blind spot, what kind of heat difference, exchange ratio, this is not at all something that he can understand as a person at the second level of junior high school. He just felt...... Zhang Yao is so amazing, because if it were replaced by any person, it would definitely not be to figure out how to toss his power armor, so he would have to have a reasonable explanation, right?
"Don't you want to figure out what's going on with you?"
Zhang Yao faced Brother Zhang's question, but he was detached from the excitement, and after calming down for a while, he smiled: "Why do you want to figure it out, I only know that I can now complete things that I have not been able to do before, and I have tried, and I basically won't die." ”
"Not basically." At this time, Xu Wei stepped forward and whispered: "It will not die at all, it will not die at all." Unless ......"
As she spoke, she looked up at Brother Zhang, and at this glance Zhang Yao naturally understood, she laughed: "Understood!" ”
Brother Xiao Zhang shook his head: "I still have something to remind you, you are just immortal, not invincible." And you're going to get into a lot of trouble later. ”
Zhang Yao was stunned for a moment, and then quickly understood what Brother Zhang meant, in other words, if someone caught her, and that person was much stronger than her, she would have no way to escape, although she couldn't kill her, she could be tortured repeatedly, and even make people worse than dead.
"Why is there so much trouble?" Zhang Yao's curiosity appeared again at this time: "Prompt me a little." ”
"Tang monk meat."
Brother Zhang's understatement of the three words made Zhang Yao sigh in her heart, she suddenly understood the complexity here, because she knew how many people were eager for immortality, whether it was the scientific side or the secret method side, they were pursuing this, if her ability was understood, she would become the key to cracking the code of life and would attract countless people to covet it.
"Looks like I'm really going to study here for a while." Zhang Yao leaned there and muttered for a moment: "Then apart from me, which of you is still immortal?" ”
Brother Xiao Zhang shrugged: "I don't know, it's just that my appearance hasn't changed for several years, and I remain at the age of twenty-two." ”
Zhang Yao raised her head and looked at Brother Zhang carefully, it was really ...... I've known him for several years, but his appearance hasn't changed at all, it's still the same as it was back then, and there is no difference in the length of his hair or the fullness of his skin.
"You really haven't had a haircut?"
Brother Xiao Zhang shook his head: "Twenty-two years old was my last haircut, and then it didn't grow, and my growth stopped." ”
Zhang Yao dragged his chin and pondered for a moment before asking, "I really want to study you." ”
Brother Zhang shook his head wildly while laughing.
Joking aside, Zhang Yao now has to start thinking about how to keep herself safe. Indeed, she can be cheeky to rely on Brother Zhang, this is the safest place in the world, even if it is the most terrible apocalypse, she will not blink.
But she is the princess of the Great Circumference, a woman who once controlled the world, she still has countless dreams in her heart to come true, and many secrets to be solved, so she is destined not to be a canary here.
"I'll go back to the base and retreat for a few months." Zhang Yao asked Brother Zhang in a low voice, "I have a hunch. ”
"What?"
"I'm going to start an era. An era where the technology side and the arcane method test are fighting. ”
Brother Zhang said with a smile: "There is also the super energy side, it will become stronger and stronger in the future." ”
"Well, yes. The long is ten years or three years, and the super side will temporarily reach the top. Zhang Yao raised his head and thought for a moment: "But it doesn't matter, I want to create a situation of separation of powers!" Wait for my good news! ”