286. Concentrate on being an Internet celebrity

How to say it, Xu Wei and Zhou Miao, the combination of dragons and snakes is outrageous, one of them is a mouse and the other is trained by Yingzi, especially Ying, he is the previous thunder dragon and Xu Wei is the apprentice he taught single-handedly, and his responsibility for this kind of low-level mistake is greater than Xu Wei himself.

"The selection and release of spells at different times requires you to make a judgment in a very short period of time, and a second of slow reaction can kill you up to eight times. The limit reaction speed of an ordinary person is 0.02 seconds, but like the eldest sister, her reaction speed can be compressed to 0.003 seconds, in such a short time, there is no way to react as a mage, so do you know what to do? ”

Ying smashed a small blackboard next to Xu Wei to give a lesson, while the mouse took Zhou Miao to meditate in the room, silently reciting the heart mantra, after all, what they will face in the future is a cruel and ruthless battle or even a life-fighting fight, just toss with them like this, or they will have to choose someone again after a few times.

"Come on, the cat, come here."

Ying Smash beckoned to Rhubarb, who was lying in the shade of the tree, "Attack me." ”

Rhubarb raised his head, and then suddenly turned into an afterimage and disappeared in place, this speed is not at all what human eyes can capture, but the thunder dragon is almost instinctively stretched out his hand to stop, and the shield technique that appeared on his palm actually blocked Rhubarb's attack steadily.

"Mages have a natural lag, and if you want to defend against high-speed attacks, you need to have a high degree of judgment about the situation on the battlefield in order to precast spells. Whether you attack or defend depends on the strength and method of the opponent's attack, and now no one will stand on the ground with you. Ying Smash took a few steps back: "That cat, come to a set of combos." ”

Without saying a word, Rhubarb began to attack Ying Smash like a storm, but Ying Smash relied on his superb combat instinct and spells to make Rhubarb's attacks all fail in full defense.

He can not only predict Rhubarb's attack, but even counterattack in the gap of defense, with a short point of play, a far point of play, and finally even Ying Smash can accurately predict Rhubarb's attack trajectory without even opening his eyes.

Seriously, at the beginning, Xu Wei heard them say that Master was a top combat player, but she was actually a little skeptical, because compared to Xiaoma and Tiger Girl, Master would always be in the back position and would not directly engage with people, but now it seems that she is naΓ―ve.

And just as she sighed, Ying smashed his hand and shook Rhubarb away, and then saw him suddenly flash back a few times, and his two hands began to pinch six tricks at a very fast speed, and then saw seven magic circles appear on his side, and then Rhubarb was suddenly hit by seven spells.

When it fell, some of the hairs on its tail were burned, and he was so angry that he rushed up to find Ying Smash to theorize, and finally Ying Smash bought the angry rhubarb at the cost of fifteen yellow croakers.

"Master...... You only pinched six tricks, why did you have a seventh? ”

"I still have a mouth." Yingzi smiled: "And this hidden silent thought technique may be the key to your victory." Because the people you fought against were just like you, but they noticed the six you pinched out, but they didn't even think that you could still recite one silently. ”

Xu Wei was shocked, the mage could still play like this, and it was really a blink of an eye just now......

"I've taught you how to shrink words, the premise is that you have to be familiar with all the spells by heart, whether it's a trick or a silent recitation, it's just a medium that drives your mind to communicate, theoretically your thinking speed is faster than anything in this world, provided that you don't think about things, otherwise you will be able to seal the spirit burn, you give me the whole kini is too beautiful, if you don't die, who will die?"

Xu Wei nodded again and again, and then before she could speak, Ying Smash continued: "This is to teach you to grasp the timing, and it is very important to know how to distinguish the surrounding environment." For example, if you use a thunderbolt in the middle of the day, make fire on the water, or make a sound explosion in a mine, if you don't die, who will die? It's like yesterday in that environment, you used wild thunder, you slashed ghosts? Are you planning to attack the spiritual system with direct attacks? So what's the difference between you and draining water in a solid basin and fishing for the moon with a basket? What you inherit now is the name of the thunder dragon, and it is also the face of Lao Tzu, do you know? ”

Xu Wei sat there and didn't dare to speak, anyway, she had been scolded several rounds from yesterday to today, and she had nothing to argue with.

"I've got all my notes for you, you go and study them well!"

"Got it......"

After Ying smashed the apprentice, he stretched out his head to look in the room, and saw that the rat had put six heaters in the house in the dog days, he and Zhou Miao sat in it and meditated, Zhou Miao was already soaked, and he felt that he was not far from death, but the mouse was expressionless and sweaty at all, and his expression was soothing and smooth.

"Hey, rat. Let's go, eat hot pot at night, the self-service hot pot over there is an activity, and the two of them only charge one person's money for sitting in a couple's seat. ”

With the sound of the thunder dragon, sweat broke out on his forehead in a few seconds, and then the sweat poured out, Ying Smash saw his shirt getting wet little by little, clapped his hands and laughed: "Useless things, a hot pot will break your seat." ”

The mouse opened his eyes at this time, quickly turned off all the heaters, then turned on the air conditioner and fan, and then pointed at Ying and scolded: "Are you sick?" I'm worried that you'll call her useless! ”

The mouse pointed to Zhou Miao next to her, Zhou Miao was almost prostrate at this time, after being harassed by the thunder dragon, her concentration that was not strong enough suddenly collapsed, and she could have restrained herself a little, but now she was almost on the verge of collapse.

Fortunately, with the whirring wind of the air conditioner, the temperature in the room dropped rapidly, which made her feel relieved, she gasped for breath, feeling ten thousand times more painful than Xu Wei outside, although she was awake, she was obviously exhausted.

"Then are you going to eat hot pot or not?"

"Go!"

After the two of them left, Xu Wei and Zhou Miao couldn't wait to hug their heads and cry, they used to think that cultivation was a cool thing, but who could have known that cultivation was such a torture that annihilated humanity.

One of them has to pursue the heart to turn at will, and the other has to pursue the ancient well, the difficulty is simply equal to the top, which is an unprecedented torture for both the mind and the body, which is a human suffering that they have never imagined......

"Seriously, aren't you asking for too much?"

During the shabu-shabu shabu, Lei Long cocked Erlang's legs and said to the mouse: "She hasn't woken up, you just toss people like this, can she bear it." ”

The mouse rolled his eyes: "Think about how the master and the eldest sister practiced you back then." ”

Brontosaurus shuddered, sniffed, and then smiled dryly: "Actually...... Actually, it's okay. ”

"Actually, it's okay? Then I'll ask my eldest sister to train you for an extra season? ”

Lei Long hurriedly waved his hand and refused: "That's not good, I still have an important historical mission." ”

The mouse looked dazed: "What is your mission?" ”

"Be an Internet celebrity, do live broadcasts, and promote traditional culture!"

Not to mention, he originally debuted with a family, but now it is Lei Long who is popular, after all, Xiao Zhang doesn't like to show his head, and everyone else is busy in their own ways, but Lei Long has always been idle, being an Internet celebrity is simply giving him a second life in life, and in his long boring time, he has lived a particularly fulfilling life during this time.

On major short video platforms, his name is Lei Fa Tianlong, anyway, ordinary people just think that this name will be very handsome, and there is no special meaning. At the beginning, he would cooperate with the camera lady found by the mouse to do some cool things, but then someone said that he was a special effect, so his popularity has really declined a lot during this time, after all, special effects are such a thing, right, I get tired of watching too much, even if it is not special effects, but there is no way to prove it, after all, there are many strange Internet celebrities on the Internet now, and there are a few masters of special effects who have even achieved the effect of fake and real, and they have even played fake videos of Thunder Dragon for the sake of popularity, It's just to make people believe that his videos are special effects.

How to say this kind of thing, Lei Long can't clarify it, plus during this time, there are really a few peers in these anchors who are doing things, and these awakened superpowers are mixed in which the shock effect of Lei Long's previous video is minimized.

Didn't Thunder Dragon get rid of Thunder Dragon's name and become Yingzi a few days ago, and it just so happened that he was completely empty, and now he stayed here as an autopsy immortal advisor, teaching Xu Wei while doing live broadcasts every night.

However, because he is so handsome, he will always inexplicably become a beauty blogger and emotional blogger during the live broadcast, and some people even have to buy the lightning strike wood hanging around his neck.

And the more this is the case, the more obvious the decline in his popularity becomes, during this time, the consultant about the operation of the whole platform came to talk to Lei Long, and asked him if he could spread some basic cultivation techniques through the Internet, and the requirement was simple, low-intensity, easy to get started and easy to produce results.

It doesn't matter if you can master it or not, the best thing is to see the effect after three days of practice, the results can appear in five days, and you can get started in fifteen days. Anyway, according to the ideas of these people who don't understand anything, it is better to practice this file faster than following weight loss bloggers to get results.

After Lei Long heard these contents, he despised these people who didn't understand anything in his heart, where had he ever heard of such a thing as cultivation? But can this stump the Brontosaurus? This must be impossible, as the first person in spells, even if he can't be as versatile as Qing Lingzi, but making a young child to practice the introductory exercises is not the same as playing?

After two and a half days of exploration, the thunder dragon really stitched a complete introductory exercises, anyway, everyone is practicing and playing, and there is no need to worry about what will go wrong, this low-level product is not realistic to go crazy, anyway, to what extent can it be seen that personal creation but there is no limit, the upper and lower limits are huge, just strengthen the body, and strengthen the body.

"I'm going to live teach in the evening." Lei Long slapped his chest loudly: "Let's call it really educational, right?" ”

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