291, no, big guy.
"It's interesting to see the new barbecue buffet in the video, it's over there."
Arriving at the appointed place and hearing Jin Mei's words, Brother Zhang immediately confirmed in his heart that his conjecture was not wrong, she really watched the advertisement in the short video, and then went to eat the advertisement.
But if she wants to go, let's go, Our Lady of Yaochi's understanding of this world will not be much more than every year, and her curiosity is also slowly activated, anyway, Brother Xiao Zhang feels that all the restaurants that need to advertise are actually not good, of course, this may be his inherent thinking, but he can be regarded as having eaten a lot of local food and learned a lot of delicious food, but those restaurants that really have food, no matter how big or small, do not have the time to advertise, and the restaurants that need to advertise are ...... That's it, suitable for the fast-paced young society, but it is really not friendly to people who pursue food quality, after all, their turnover rate cannot guarantee that every soup is the original soup boiled by big bones, let alone guarantee that every steamed pork is steamed for two hours.
Sure enough, this is another store that needs to queue up, Jin Mei and Xiao Brother Zhang sat outside with a number plate, and the two looked at the passing crowd silently, and suddenly felt that there was nothing to eat in this store.
But it's all here......
While waiting, Jin Mei took out two packs of red worms wrapped in small plastic paper from her bag and handed them to Brother Zhang: "Eat." ”
Brother Zhang frowned and looked at the dried red worm, his expression was confused and helpless. But after seeing Jin Mei unwrap the package and take out the red worm inside and put it in his mouth, his expression became even more confused.
"You ......" Brother Zhang hesitated for a moment: "When did you start eating this?" ”
"A few days ago, the little carp bought some of this snack, she said it was shredded radish, I ate some, it's okay."
Brother Zhang blinked quickly, but when he heard that Xiao Carp bought it, he was probably relieved, because ...... Don't let it be, let's introduce the little carp first. The so-called small carp, in fact, is one of the six fairies in the resident café, the body is the five-colored small carp in the Yao Pond, and the Yao Chi King Eight, the Yao Chi Toad and known as one of the three heroes of the Yao Chi, the favorite thing to eat is the Dragon King hates the loonva field blue carp comprehensive kill bait, and I bought two boxes a few days ago, and the express delivery is collected by Xiao Zhang's side.
Listen to the name...... Comprehensive kill bait.
So what's wrong with her eating red worms? That's not a problem at all.
But she ...... Forget it, it can't be eaten badly anyway, Jin Mei can eat it if she likes it, but it's just a bloodworm, eat it, she can eat the fish if she eats it.
"Why do you think of me like that?"
Brother Zhang shook his head and lowered his head to fiddle with the bag of red worms: "I don't write on the snacks now." ”
"She divided it herself, saying that it was so convenient as a snack."
As she spoke, she opened another pack, and Brother Zhang pursed her lips and read the whole process. After she had eaten almost, Brother Zhang said, "I'll prepare snacks for you in the future." ”
"Okay." Jin Mei nodded.
Finally, it was their turn to go in, but when they ate the barbecue, both of them ate until their faces were expressionless, the beef smelled fishy, the mutton was fatty, the tenderloin was too old, and even the onions were not juicy.
"It's hard to eat."
"Hmm." Brother Xiao Zhang looked at the meat that was still bubbling on the roast: "The beef is not fresh, the mutton is feed sheep, and the tenderloin is the female pork." Hmmm......"
"I thought it would be as ...... as advertised"
Brother Xiao Zhang shook his head: "Go home, I'll make it for you, don't eat here." ”
"Good!" Jin Mei raised her head and looked at Brother Zhang: "I'll go check out." ”
"I'll go."
They gave up their illusions about this shop and returned to the small restaurant, which was not open today, because Brother Zhang went to the appointment, and Xu Wei was called by the mouse to hold a meeting on "Meeting on Prevention and Management Measures for Responding to Super Disasters". So the two cooks are gone, and the store is naturally closing.
However, Brother Zhang didn't open the door after he went back, just turned on a few lights, and then took out the barbecue equipment from the warehouse, washed it and put it on the table, and then he began to wash vegetables, cut meat, marinate meat, and prepare very good fruit wood to smoke meat.
Jin Mei sat at the table, holding her chin and watching Xiao Brother Zhang busy there, while her face was reflected like a peach blossom by the red-hot charcoal fire.
After being busy for half an hour, Brother Zhang came to her with a few plates of meat, beef with snowflake patterns, tender and soft mutton and tenderloin with fruit wood incense, which was a hundred times better than the chef in the store outside.
The meat sizzled on the iron plate, and after Jin Mei took two bites, her eyes immediately lit up: "It's delicious, you're so good." ”
Brother Xiao Zhang is not often praised by others, and he feels a little shy when he is praised coldly, he scratches his head: "This is very simple...... Don't want any technology. ”
"That's not it, you were so focused." Jin Mei said as she put down her chopsticks and wiped her mouth with a tissue, raised her eyebrows, and then whispered, "There is no one here today?" Is there anything you haven't eaten? ”
She really knew how to do it, and the firelight reflected her lips brightly, like ripe Shandong cherries, shining with the flames in the hearth.
As soon as the words fell, a gust of wind blew, and then a fat cat appeared on the table next to them, licking its paws and asking, "What kind of meat is that?" I didn't want to eat it, so I asked, what kind of meat was it, it looked very interesting. ”
Jin Mei frowned and leaned back on the chair, while Brother Zhang glanced at the poor and annoying cat next to him: "What about Nian Nian?" ”
"Zhang Yao took it away."
"Go and call Xiaotian and eat together." Brother Xiao Zhang pointed to the meat on the table: "I have prepared a lot." ”
"Yay!"
Rhubarb spread his legs and rushed over, and after a while, he and Xiao Tian both turned into human forms and came here, and Rhubarb even held a few cans of beer in his hand: "Come on, come on, eat meat and don't drink alcohol, the fragrance is less than half." ”
Then all the lights in the room were lit up, because of the addition of rhubarb, the atmosphere was also lively, but Jin Mei looked a little unhappy, but Brother Zhang couldn't see it at all......
"Alas, speaking of which, does the big sycamore really have an ontology? When will it wake up. ”
Rhubarb asked curiously, "I haven't been here for a long time, and I haven't seen its body." ”
"It's awake all the time." Brother Zhang smiled: "And you will often see it." ”
"Who, who, who!" Rhubarb asked excitedly, "Is there such a thing?" ”
Brother Xiao Zhang smiled and stretched out his finger to the mouth of the alley: "Uncle Liu, who sells cakes at the mouth of the alley, it's just that he asked me not to tell others." Every day and every year, I had to buy food from him. ”
"Good ...... Guarding the gate. ”
Brother Xiao Zhang laughed: "So if you know, don't tell others, otherwise I don't care if he scolds people." ”
The spirit of the leyline, the body of the big sycamore, the source of the power of the Spirit Illusory Realm, is actually the uncle who sells cakes at the mouth of the alley, everyone has seen it, but no one takes it seriously, after all, he looks like an ordinary person, without any ability that looks amazing, and even a little picky.
"It turned out to be the old man who slammed the door. Then he watches the little rabbit cub in the alley toss on him every day, isn't he angry? Rhubarb asked curiously: "If it's Lao Tzu, Lao Tzu wants to eat people." ”
"He didn't care, he even liked it." Brother Xiao Zhang put a piece of meat on the iron plate, listened to its sizzling sound, and was about to speak, but suddenly turned his head sideways and looked outside.
Not only him, but everyone in the room looked out of the door, because just now, a strange spiritual force swept from here, and then the surveillance that Zhang Yao set up here all lit up, and three clear figures appeared on the big screen, they were wearing cloaks, and they looked a bit like Harry Potter.
They stood at the mouth of the alley in Chang'an Lane for a moment, then bent down and began to draw something along the perimeter of the alley.
"Is this painting a magic array?" Rhubarb swooped into a cat and got out of the window.
After a while it came back to the table, crouched down on the table and said, "They're going to blow up here, they speak English!" ”
Brother Xiao Zhang scratched his chin: "Let him blow up." ”
Jin Mei also sneered, turned her head and asked, "Is it the person they offended last time?" ”
Brother Xiao Zhang shrugged his shoulders and was noncommittal, but from the current point of view, they should be the accomplices of the gang of people who went to Valhalla to summon spirits last time, and they should have come to steal this time, but if they can find this place, they should be much smarter than the two fools before.
They continued to eat barbecue and drink beer, and then watched the movements of the three men from the camera from the dead end.
"This is the magic array of the West?" Xiao Tian looked up at what they had drawn: "It's beautiful." ”
"I know this too well." Rhubarb pointed to the magic array above and said: "This is all stolen by them, it turned out to be my things, this is a funeral circle changed, it was originally painted in the pyramid for defensive nature, and now they have changed it." ”
"What will happen?"
"There will be a lot of ghouls rushing out and eating people when they see them." Rhubarb nodded seriously: "Then the people who are eaten will also be transformed into undead." ”
"Whew...... Zombie apocalypse. Brother Zhang nodded and said, "I've seen it in the movie." ”
As he spoke, the magic circle of the three people had already been arranged, and Rhubarb even stood up at this moment: "It's going to be launched, it's going to be launched." ”
As soon as the words fell, the three people lined up in the three directions of the circle, standing in an equilateral triangle, and then stuck something in their hands into the ground together, and the circle whined and lit up, and then suddenly shook for a moment, and then went black.
The three of them looked at each other, and although they couldn't see their expressions, they could see the puzzlement in each other's eyes, so they pulled out the things on the ground, repaired the circle, and activated it again.
There were no surprises, this launch was still unsuccessful, so they carefully checked, and after careful inspection, they should not find any mistakes, so they began to activate the circle again.
This time, unlike the previous two times, they didn't start in fast mode, but stood there silently reciting something, which took more than three minutes. Eventually, the circle lit up amid their chanting, and finally suddenly a large amount of black, gooey stuff erupted into the sky.
When they fell to the ground, they turned into terrifying-looking necromantic creatures, but soon these undead creatures with teeth and claws quickly withered as if they had been absorbed by something.
They felt that something was wrong, so they went crazy and blessed the magic circle, and then more and more necromantic creatures erupted, but no matter how many strange things they created, as long as they landed in no more than five seconds, they would all be absorbed.
And at this time, in a small room in the depths of Chang'an Lane, the zombie brother who was coding words in the middle of the night felt that he was wrong at all, he looked down and found that there was a steady stream of dead air surging into his body under his feet, he hurriedly rushed to the bathroom to take a look, and found that his handsome and handsome face that had become because of eating Ananda Dragon Dragon Soup was now completely terrifying, even more terrifying than before.
"Big brother...... No, who's charging me? ”
He lowered his head and followed the dead air to find out, and just like that, he came all the way to the magic circle outside, and at this moment, the zombie brother had completely turned into the appearance of a top zombie, with white hair, red eyes, pale skin and long fangs, which looked particularly terrifying in the moonlight.
"Hey! What the hell! ”
As soon as he shouted this, the three people immediately noticed him, and those three people couldn't help but gasp in their hearts when they saw the shape of the zombie brother, they never expected that there would be a necromantic creature of this level here, judging from the aura on his body, he was even no less than the vampire ancestor!
"Damn, are you sick!"
The zombie went out with a flashlight: "I'm going to attend the Writers' Association tomorrow!" ”
The three people didn't understand what he said, only to see a terrifying zombie dynasty they pounced, and the three of them hurriedly used defensive spells and hit the zombie brother, but he had already absorbed so much dead air, such a spell was not a matter to him at all, he didn't even shake it.
"You still dare to do it!" Brother Zombie was originally a top-level earth spirit, and what he was best at was immortality and shrinking into inches, and he came to them in a few moves.
Grabbing one of them by the neckline is a punch, his strength, opening mountains and cracking stones, is not something ordinary people can resist at all, and the one he hit flew upside down on the spot, crashed into a tree and lost consciousness.
The other two saw that the necromantic creature was so ferocious, and they immediately wanted to run, but Brother Zombie dragged one in one hand, and then clamped the two people in his arms with one hand, no matter how much they resisted, they couldn't break free from this steely arm.
Next, Brother Zombie did something that made several people who were watching the live broadcast through the surveillance laugh out loud - he took out the phone and dialed Aunt Liu of the community neighborhood committee......
Then, about fifteen minutes later, the mother's fire brigade in the alley came out, and a group of fifty or sixty-year-old aunts and aunts surrounded the mages and talked about something.
And the unconscious guy before has also woken up now, after he saw his companion being caught, he hurriedly took out a pill from his arms, and after eating it, his body immediately swelled in horror, and then turned into a gargoylum more than five meters high, and rushed to his mother's fire brigade like crazy.
But just when he was about to succeed, Aunt Liu, the head of the fire brigade, suddenly turned around, and a large handprint was pressed on his forehead, and then the gargoyle burned himself in pain and wailed, and it turned into ashes in a moment.
"When the old lady walked the rivers and lakes, everyone called the old lady a fire lady, and this kind of little minions dared to play this set!?" Aunt Liu patted the ash on her hand, pointed to the two people on the zombie's hand and said, "Go quickly, call the little mouse back." ”
"Well, all right." Brother Zombie fumbled and took out the phone and called the mouse.
At this time, Jin Mei turned her head curiously and asked Brother Zhang: "Who are the people here...... Is it all that weird? ”
7017k