"I think you want to die!"

The man raised his fist and was about to hit someone, but Brother Zhang was still eating slowly from beginning to end, as if he didn't pay attention to what was happening in front of him, and at the moment when the man's fist swung down, Xu Wei's body flashed with electricity, and the guy danced a rainbow disco on the spot.

But just as Xu Wei was about to make a second move, the man hurriedly waved his hand: "Don't don't, don't ...... Stop! It's an old man, it's an old man! ”

Hearing his voice, Xu Wei's expression became strange: "Pippi? ”

As soon as the words fell, the man slammed into a one-meter-and-five-flat-chested Lori, with five tails behind him wagging and wagging behind him, and then she rushed over and hugged Rhubarb's head: "The old man is back!" ”

Rhubarb kept struggling in her arms: "Let go of Ye!" Hurry up and let go of the master! ”

Pi Ye laughed, threw it aside, dragged a stool and ran over and began to eat: "Let me tell you, I just got off the train and took a taxi." ”

Xu Wei looked Pi Ye up and down, and then pointed to the beautiful girl next to her: "Who is she?" ”

The girl quickly stood up and bowed to them, "Hello, my name is Coral Moon, and I am Liuliyue's younger sister...... My sister asked me to cooperate with her, and I ......"

Looking at the sister in front of me who looks like a royal sister, and then looking at the sister who can't tell the difference between the front and back of the rice that is almost eaten with her hands, this world is really a little magical, and the overall feeling is very incongruous, this can't be said to be a sister and a sister, this is clearly a mother with a daughter.

Pi Ye said while eating: "Little Thirteen, come, continue to eat." The old man said that this thing was very delicious. ”

As she spoke, she spun another half bowl of rice into her mouth, ate a bowl of shrimp, and then leaned back on the chair and patted her stomach and said, "It's cool." ”

Sitting on the chair and resting for a while, then Pi Ye continued: "Sango, it's the thirteenth sister of the old man. It was the youngest sister, and before leaving, she begged the old man to take her out to see the world, and the old man said a word to my unproductive father, and then took her out. ”

"Sister......" Coral got up with an embarrassed face and bowed to everyone present: "I'm sorry, my sister is like this." ”

"Come on, we don't know what she's doing." Rhubarb licked his hair and sat there and said, "But Huangpizi, what are you taking your sister out for?" Selling image packs with you? ”

Pi Ye exploded when she heard this, she stood up and twisted her waist with great difficulty, and pulled out her fluffy and fluffy five-tails from behind: "The old man is also a five-tailed spirit fox now, you are a deflated three, talk to me politely, what is it called selling picture bags, the old man still has to do that now?" My sister-in-law came here to work as an assistant to the old man. ”

Rhubarb rolled on the counter with a smile after hearing this: "Just you?" Do you need an assistant for your stuff? Help you take pictures? ”

"You country cat knows something." Pi Ye smiled: "Now I am also the editor-in-chief of the Secret Law Daily, what's wrong with hiring an assistant?" ”

Speaking of this, Brother Zhang sighed, and probably understood in his heart, he remembered the recent booming secret law daily, this is a public account established by Pi Ye relying on her hunting website and Zhang Yao's investment, and now it will broadcast new things in the secret law world every day, it was originally only used by a small number of local people in the secret law world, and now with the help of continuous promotion, almost the whole of Asia is using this daily newspaper, and Pi Ye can now have tens of thousands of income by placing an advertisement, which is already different from the past.

"But your vigilance is really poor, and I deceived you casually." Pi Ye triumphantly grabbed his sister's hand and said, "How is it?" The old man, this girl is okay, right? Look at this face, look at this skin, look at this laizi, look at this waist, look at this belly, and ask if you have the level of 8,000 packs of nights. ”

It was the first time that everyone present had heard that someone would use the standard of night to measure their blood relatives, but thinking that this matter was done by Pi Ye, there seemed to be nothing wrong.

But how to say it, the arrival of Pi Ye is really like a calm lake suddenly swirling a dragon to absorb water, although it is manic and noisy, but it seems to have dispelled the coldness and monotony in Chang'an Lane for a while.

"Speaking of which, I heard that you took the gun of the thunder dragon with a big horse stick, but now it seems that you are not very good, and you can't even break the old man's illusion."

Xu Wei rolled her eyes: "I'm inexperienced." ”

"Alas, Brother Zhang, Brother Zhang, have you also been deceived?" Pi Ye lay on the table and said to Brother Zhang with a smile: "You can't do it anymore, is it that you haven't rewarded yourself for a long time, so you can't concentrate?" It doesn't matter, the old man's sister is still a yellow flower girl, and she will be cheaper for you tonight, and the old man will exchange her for you with a hundred roast chickens. ”

Brother Xiao Zhang didn't speak, just stretched out his hand to pinch Pi Ye's face and dug out, Pi Ye screamed in pain, and finally begged for mercy, which was let go by Brother Xiao Zhang.

"In the future, you can take care of this sister a little more, her brain is not very good." Half of Pi Ye's face was already swollen, but he still put on his sister's posture vividly: "If she is deceived by a dog man, everyone here will not be able to escape responsibility." ”

Brother Xiao Zhang didn't speak, but after looking around, he looked up and asked Rhubarb: "Now a waiter is a little too busy, add another one?" ”

The big yellow head flickered: "Why don't you use that white-skinned pig as an animal?" Let her deliver food with three heads and six arms. ”

Xiao Hei was stunned for a moment and raised his head: "Huh? ”

Of course, as long as Brother Zhang speaks, all other opinions can only go through the process, after all, Rhubarb is just an accountant, and he can't interfere with the boss, so Pi Ye naturally arranged for his sister to work temporarily with Brother Zhang.

As for letting Coral go to her as an assistant, it must be her nonsense, after all, Coral doesn't know words, she doesn't know words in the real sense, she doesn't have the experience of Pi Ye in the world, as the youngest sister in the family, she is the first time to go out of the mountains and seas from birth to now, even if the learning ability is strong, it will take more than a year, and she may really not have Pi Ye's cleverness, so the time has to be further increased.

But in addition, another thing is that Pi Ye directly skipped four tails and became five tails, which is very rare, because according to the reason, the fox spirit is on average two hundred years old, and one thousand eight hundred years old is nine-tailed, although it is not necessarily a sky fox, but nine is very powerful. And when Pi Ye added her to her father's body, it was only seven hundred and forty-one, and four tails were almost there, let alone five.

"Ah, this?"

Pi Ye grabbed one of his tails and flicked it in front of everyone and explained: "That day they asked the old man to be a witch again, and sacrificed the moon all day long, and then the old man couldn't get away, so he hid behind the statue and went to sleep, and then fell asleep and fell asleep like that." ”

Brother Xiao Zhang turned his head sideways and glanced at Coral Moon: "You say." ”

Sanyue looked at Pi Ye's expression a little strange, and then lowered her head and whispered, "Sister slept under the altar that day, High Priest...... That is, the eldest sister didn't know, everything was as usual and the sacrifice was opened, and the sister was sent out as a living sacrifice, originally thought that the sister was gone, but on the third day, ...... The Moon God Lady threw her back, and gave the High Priest Tuo Mengdao the next time she threw the mess to her, and she would be punished by heaven. ”

And then she ...... That's all she did. ”

The expressions of everyone in the room instantly turned into vain frowns...... Even Rhubarb, who is also proficient in sacrificial flow, can hardly imagine what kind of superb product can cause such a great resentment and harm you...... Pi Ye.

"Gee, don't worry about this kind of detail." Pi Ye waved his hand: "Anyway, I'm fine." ”

"So you're kicked out, aren't you?" Xu Wei asked in a low voice.

Pi Ye grabbed a shrimp and stuffed it into his mouth, and after hearing her words, he waved his hand: "How can you call it a rush!" The old man is just too bored there to get by. ”

And as she spoke, Coral Moon nodded her head playfully......

Well, now it's almost certain that Pi Ye was kicked out by the family, and as for why Coral Moon came out with such an evil animal?

"I ...... I was kicked out too. When Coral Moon was asked, her voice choked: "Because I ate a gift from a distinguished guest to my king." ”

"What's that?" Xu Wei asked curiously, "What gift?" ”

"A peach...... Coral gestured with his hand to the size of a plate: "So big, then ...... It's red, it's sweet, and it's very watery. ”

After hearing this, Rhubarb rolled his eyes beside him: "So you ate the peach that the Queen Mother of the West gave to the Heavenly Fox King, right?" ”

"I don't know what...... But Wang was angry and told me to get out with my sister. ”

It's really not like a family doesn't enter the door, Pi Ye can see through the matter, but I didn't expect her sister to be a fuel-efficient lamp, speaking of peach, in fact, there are really not as many as imagined, there are only a few hundred in 10,000 years, and there are probably only dozens of them with effects. What can be given as a gift must be a top-quality peach, which is even more of a treasure among treasures, I am afraid that it is because the Heavenly Fox King assisted Lei Long to save Zhang Yao that he got the benefits.

Pi Ye's family seems to be really interesting now, what kind of genes can give birth to such a configuration, this little sister who looks quiet and quiet may not look like a fuel-efficient lamp now.

"Okay, don't talk about this matter, I heard that there is a newcomer here? I'll see, I'll see! Take me to see it! ”

If you want to say that the newcomers from Chang'an Lane, in the year that Pi Ye was away, there were two newcomers, one was a little snake and the other was Niu Niu, two twelve spirits who had not awakened.

"What's there to see, you'll know each other in a few days, and there's no one normal anyway." Rhubarb pursed his lips and said, "One treats money as money, and the other takes money as his life." The two are quite compatible. ”

Pi Ye smiled, then wiped his mouth with his furry tail, and then wagged his tail back and forth and said, "Is that handsome person who doesn't take money for money?" ”

"A box of money is smashed, he is the first handsome in the world." Rhubarb snorted coldly: "Vulgar! Tacky! ”

"Alas, yes. I look at the group, how did those old men and old ladies travel to Europe? I want to go too. ”

They chatted babblingly, and Brother Zhang began to clean up, and Coral quickly snatched the dishes from his hand and rushed to wash the dishes, looking extremely well-behaved.

And for this group of people to enter the European border, the most nervous is actually the Western guys, they found these old men and old ladies as soon as they entered the country, and then the warning over there was directly pulled to the highest level.

No, it's because there is more than one familiar face in this group of old guys, including the sorcerer who turned the Papal States upside down, the King Kong warrior who fought alone in Jerusalem and pressed the three giants of the Teutonic Order to the ground, and the magician who challenged the seventh generation Merlin and said that there was not a single magician who could fight in the whole of England, and the illusionist who could trade with the demon world, etc., ......etc.

These people are old, but their faces always make the liver tremble on the European side.

The Anglo-Saxon Magical Federation held an emergency meeting a few days ago, just to prepare for possible supernatural disasters, all the knights, magic missions, and demon envoys are all waiting for the day, and even the ninth generation Merlin also invited four of the ten artifacts of the Angsa Gang, namely the Holy Grail of Jesus, the Longinus Gun, the Dead Sea Papers, and the Ten Commandments.

But even like this, they are still scared, it is not an exaggeration to say that they are trembling, and the Ninth Merlin even asked the military to use drones to track the whereabouts of these old people throughout the whole process.

"Tomorrow there is something written on the front page."

Pi Ye was extremely excited: "You are also bold, and you are not afraid of them coming to the East again." ”

"Crusade!?" Rhubarb sat up straight, and his voice was sharp: "I ate them!" ”

"The divine realm is not allowed to interfere, but I don't think it's a big problem, right?" Pi Ye looked at Brother Xiao Zhang: "In terms of people-to-people exchanges between the East and the West, who is stronger?" ”

"I don't know." Brother Xiao Zhang shook his head and said: "Under the polytheistic system, if you really fight hard, you may not be able to reap the benefits, after all, this is tantamount to fighting against the whole world." ”

Pi Ye was silent for a while: "I'll shake people." ”

"You?" Brother Zhang asked curiously, "Who can you shake?" The gods and demons system can't interfere. ”

Pi Ye laughed: "You look down on people, don't you?" You must look down on people. You'll know when the time comes, and I'll shake it tomorrow. ”

But soon, under the pressure of Brother Zhang's eyes, Pi Ye's laughter gradually decreased, and then he said slowly: "I'm going to shake the East China Sea giant beast......"

"Who?"

"Away from the sea, let Mr. Hai bring the Di people over...... There is a record of the fish man in the Mountains and Seas and the South Classic...... Fish-people are always human, right? I'm familiar with the head of the fishman. ”

"The Di people seem to be particularly aggressive." Rhubarb said, "Yes, you can shake it quickly!" ”