318. Love in the Plague Period
"After setting it up like this, you can unlock it with your face, and your payment password will not be known to others. In the afternoon, I'll take you to get an ID card. ”
After three months and nine days of construction by Zhang Yao, the Di people finally became the first race in the Bafang Sea Clan to access the telecommunication signal, and since then they have completely become a member of the civilized society.
And the most difficult thing in this matter is not the signal but the energy problem, so Zhang Yao can only use a new technology that is still being verified to help them realize the energy problem, that is, to use part of the excess projection capacity of the Spirit Illusory Realm to directly set up a mobile portal in the activity area of the Di Terran.
Don't underestimate this technology, it is the perfect combination of the most cutting-edge dynamic positioning technology and arcane science, there are a total of nine difficulties to be overcome, each of which is the bottleneck of human science and technology development, such as the signal accuracy and delay problem at 3,000 meters underwater, the problem of energy interference and the barrier problem of the mountain, sea and human world, after solving this series of problems, Zhang Yao specially compiled a set of control programs to update the total sea location information in real time, and then through the computer simulation of the secret method signal feedback to the spirit illusion realm, And synchronized to the frequency of the telecommunication signal is updated.
In this way, it can be perfectly compatible with the operation network signal, so that the entire body of the sea can be covered by the signal.
The energy problem is also relatively simple, because the characteristics of the total sea are non-stop swimming, even when sleeping will not stop swimming, Zhang Yao designed two huge water generators for this behemoth, as long as the total sea moves will bring huge kinetic energy, and as long as part of these kinetic energy is converted into electrical energy, it is no different from a perpetual motion machine, although of course it is not a real perpetual motion machine, and when the total sea dies, it will be gone, but the life span of the total sea is at least 300,000 years, and after 300,000 years, The knows what technology can become.
However, the only pity is that the flickering frequency can only reach the 4G network connection at most, far from reaching the 5G network, so the Di people are almost unable to solve the problem of limited download speed.
But who cares, the first time to watch TV, the first time to use an electric kettle, the first time to eat cooked food, the pair of Di people have completed the leap from scratch, thousands of years of living habits have been subverted, enough to make them happy for a while.
"It's remote control." After the pony helped the Queen set up her mobile phone, he helped her set up the TV: "Look up and down here, left and right, did you choose here, did you see the word movie?" Once you click on it, you'll be able to watch the movie. ”
"I can't read." The Queen of Diren sat there and smiled, "But I will learn." ”
Pony nodded, "I'll teach you something else." ”
Looking at the pony busy there, the queen's eyes never paid attention to the high-tech products he was holding, and her eyes never took off the pony's body, although she was really big, but her eyes seemed to be able to wring out water.
"I'll teach you, don't look at me all the time, I have words on my face?"
"Hmmm......"
Pony looked up at her and rolled his eyes, "Study hard!" Don't be one who doesn't understand this and that doesn't understand when the time comes, it's yourself who is anxious. ”
"Good~"
He promised to be okay, but his eyes still never left the pony's face, and he couldn't help it in the end, so he simply put the remote control on the table: "Okay, clean up, I'll take you to get your ID card and bank card." ”
"Good~~~"
The Queen of Diren sat there and shook her body slowly, like a molt coming out of a fish's tail, like a boiled egg with its shell peeled, white and tender.
The pony sat next to him and kept his head down to play with his phone, but occasionally he couldn't help but sneak a glance, but every time he peeked, he would directly hit the sight of the Queen of Diren, and his mother actually blushed with shame.
Open the spirit illusion realm, came to the outside, the street is very cold, the queen of the people is a tropical fish, can't bear such a temperature, suddenly became shivering, the pony helplessly sighed from the body and took off the down jacket and draped it on her: "I'm afraid of the cold and I don't know how to wear more." ”
"The last time I came, it was autumn...... Who knows it's going to get cold all of a sudden? ”
Hearing her defense, and seeing that she was only wearing a pair of thin jeans and a pair of cloth shoes with ventilation holes, the pony shook his head helplessly: "Let's go, take you to buy shoes and pants first, otherwise you will really freeze to death." ”
"Are you cold, then?" As she spoke, the Queen put her hand in the pocket of her pony's sweatshirt, "I'll touch my hand." ”
"Oops! I'm not cold, you don't even know where I came from. The pony pulled out his hand embarrassedly: "I think that back then on Kunlun, my master directly stripped me naked and threw me on the top of the mountain, minus forty degrees so that I could find my way back within half an hour, and if I couldn't find it, I would freeze to death." ”
After speaking, he looked left and right: "Alas...... It's really depressed. ”
Now it's noon and lunch time, and the whole street is full of people at this point, and shopping and eating can always soothe the pain of most people's daily life. But now this once bustling street is extremely depressed, except for patrol cars with flashing red and blue lights not far away, slowly driving along the snow.
"It's good that there is no plague in the mountains and seas."
"Hmm."
The Queen looked back and forth, "We've been here before, right?" ”
"yes, that's going to be the ice cream in front."
As they spoke, they walked to the ice cream shop, which had been a bustling internet celebrity shop and now had a roller shutter door closed, with a big rental on it. I was sad for this queen for a while, because she liked to eat this ice cream.
Because the identity of the pony is more special, so there are some privileges, as long as he shows that he is a special police officer, he will basically not be particularly embarrassed, so the process of applying for an ID card and a bank card for the queen of the people is very smooth, but it is very difficult to choose a name.
The Di people, a race that has been closed for a long time, the language is easy to speak, but they are very unparticular about words and names, they talk how the basically crazy Dave speaks, according to their language pronunciation, the name of the queen of the Di people is Haru Ruba Yanu, how can this kind of name be registered, not to mention anything else, at least the name has to have a human appearance, right......
But the problem is that she is illiterate...... So Pony sat there and patiently explained to her what the word meant and what it meant, and it took five minutes to get the certificate and three hours to pick the name.
In the end, she had to call herself the same name as the pony, and it took a lot of effort for the pony to convince her that it was best not to take the same name, so the queen decided to call herself Ma Dayu after dying tens of millions of brain cells.
And her explanation is very irrefutable, she said that she is very big, and she is a fish, so she is called Ma Dayu.
Pony was silent for a long time, and finally wrote another name in the registration, and then asked the queen of the people, saying why it was not like the horse she chose, and Pony told her that she wrote traditional characters, and the font was different.
The queen was shocked, she knew for the first time that there was such a thing as fonts, and then immediately swore that she would study hard, and she must learn more about advanced culture, and she could not always make people laugh at her for being illiterate and uneducated.
Well, in fact, there is nothing to do, although the ID card still needs to be obtained in a few days, but the temporary ID card is there, and the household registration is also available, so now they can theoretically go to open a house, but no, Xiaoma just took her to a small restaurant that is still open for dinner, and then went to a sparsely populated mall to buy pants and shoes, and then because there was a close connection in the mall, they sealed the inside......
"Hey, that's the situation now, we're locked up in a mall now...... No, that's not true, we're locked up in a furniture store, it's just the two of us and a shopping guide, do you have a way? ”
The pony called the mouse for help, and the mouse didn't have a particularly good way, so he appeased it, saying that it was not a big problem to close it for two or three days, and asked the pony to cooperate with the policy, don't act rashly, and honestly enjoy the world of two......
After hanging up the phone, the mouse raised his head and said to Brother Zhang: "It's over, Ma Tahua and the eldest sister of the Di people have been sealed." ”
Brother Xiao Zhang smiled while processing beef: "Did they really talk?" ”
"I feel like it's eight or nine." The mouse picked up the Coke and took a sip: "That big fish is very active, and he looks good, and Ma Tahua is not a thunder dragon, he just has a dirty mouth, but he is actually a poor person with a maternal fetus." Who can withstand such an attack? ”
Brother Zhang was silent for a moment, and at this time, Rhubarb, who was playing with the jukebox, cut out a classic old song "Sweet Honey", which made the atmosphere in the room suddenly happy, and immediately dispelled the previous depression.
"Hasn't the Fox King been here for the past few days?"
"Nope."
"Huangpizi has also been locked up for months, aren't you going to let her out?"
Brother Xiao Zhang scratched his head: "Actually, I should have put it in a long time ago, I forgot about her." I went to see it yesterday and found that she had been killed for 97 days, and I thought let her try it, and after this scene, she should be a little calmer. ”
The mouse laughed, he lit a cigarette, squinted his eyes and said, "She's unreliable, it's really unreliable." Fortunately, if it weren't for Coral helping her take care of it, I'm afraid the secret law daily would have to be stopped. By the way, what about your moon god and coral? ”
"There's nothing going on here, so I told them not to come over if they're fine." Brother Zhang sat down and played the puzzle at the counter: "I'll talk about it after the branch over there officially opens in a few days." ”
The rat couldn't help but sigh after hearing it, it was really the process of history, and no one had a way to stop it, even if the guardian didn't interfere, it would be affected by this inevitable disaster.
"Xu Wei came to me that day, and she asked me that she was willing to take responsibility and asked me to think about what to do with her."
"What do you say?"
"What can I say?" The mouse sneered: "That's what is written in the hexagram, there is no way to avoid it, it can be said to be both an accident and an inevitability, as if someone spit on the ground and caused a flash flood." I used twelve kinds of divination, all pointing to one outcome. Even if Xu Wei is eliminated, this thing will still happen, and the scene restoration picture is that Merlin went crazy and began to attack those old men and old ladies everywhere, but was defeated, and after defeating, she lifted the three demon gods that were sealed in Dante's hell, and then the plague began to spread. And if the old man and the old lady are eliminated, they will continue to send people here because Merlin needs to take revenge on us for releasing the machine spirit, and after being repulsed for the sixth time, they have caused 'medieval medieval memories' in India and Southeast Asia at the same time, and the results all point to this. Even if we are eliminated, the war between the European gods will awaken the twelve evil gods of the ancient seal, leading to the global spread of deadly sporosis. I have even deduced the factors of the interference of the secret method, even if there is no interference of the secret method, the gods and Buddhas of the heavens do not exist......"
"The Almighty Soldier King of the Female President"
Brother Zhang raised his head: "Huh? ”
"Fuck Fort Detrick, who would have thought that human beings alone would be a wave of plague. This time, there is no way to avoid it. ”
After the mouse finished speaking, he leaned back on the chair and spread his hands helplessly: "So there is no point in me punishing Xu Wei, she is just a little butterfly flapping her wings, with her without her, the result will not change." ”
"Hmm." Brother Xiao Zhang nodded: "She is a little under a lot of psychological pressure." ”
"That's one of the reasons why I didn't explain it to her, I said a long time ago, you still have to be a little more restrained in using your ability, and this time it's just a negative teaching material for everyone." The mouse shook his head and said: "It's difficult, they all say that they are not deaf, dumb or homeless, I really understand it now." ”
Brother Zhang laughed, and was just about to speak, when the mouse's phone rang, he picked up the phone and saw it, and it was directly on the table, and he didn't hear it.
"Why don't you pick it up."
"No, trouble is coming."
"How?"
The mouse couldn't help but laugh and said, "You want me to go to TB to participate in the New Year's Eve and go to see Alishan covered by heavy snow." I went there to see the snow when I was sick, and I couldn't fight the virus, so I might have to get an infectious disease in the past, so who wants to see it. ”
Brother Xiao Zhang pursed his lips but didn't say anything, just changed the topic and mentioned the previous issue of national cultivation.
"It's been shelved for the time being, and now the situation is more special, and the plan has been temporarily suspended, but who would have thought that this kind of thing would suddenly happen, it was almost successful."
"That's a bit of a pity."
"It's a pity, the number is still ours now, just find someone to update your daily routine every day."
Speaking of this, the mouse raised his hand and glanced at his watch: "Yo, I'm too late, I have to go to a meeting." I came back at about ten o'clock in the evening and left me a Taiwanese braised pork rice. ”