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If you look at Brother Zhang from God's point of view, he is very simple, simple to the point of unimaginable, simple emotions, simple life, simple thinking, and even the needs are very simple, almost no desire and no appeal, it is the same for anyone, he is doing his duty every day, and has his own little hobbies, but these hobbies are quite strange in the eyes of others.
But if you look at Brother Zhang from other people's perspectives, then his body is full of legendary flavor. First of all, he is undoubtedly invincible, not invincible in the traditional sense for a while, and then in order to advance the plot, a guy who is stronger than him will suddenly pop up to make him work hard, he is invincible, pure invincible, not to mention that there are no enemies, that is, no one who can be qualified to be his enemy does not exist. So he is above all else, the ruler of this multiverse. Secondly, he is silent and uncertain, no one can know where he will go in the next second, let alone where he will come from, his existence is like a ruthless giant hand on the head of those who can perceive his existence, no one knows whether this behemoth will suddenly fall down and smash everything to pieces in the next second.
In the end, he has no weaknesses, which is literally no weaknesses, at least in the eyes of others, he has no weaknesses, there are no fetters and no worries, and he can't even think of how to contain his behavior.
This is the greatest horror in the world, an indescribable haze, an existence that even the supreme gods in the mouths of those fanatical believers dare not easily provoke.
But such a supreme person is now sitting in a small restaurant, holding a plate of fried rice noodles in his hand and watching a variety show of rice, although there are some strange stars doing strange things, but there is no doubt that this is quite interesting to him.
There is no business in the small restaurant today, firstly, because the world on this side of Chang'an Lane has issued a requirement for closure and control, and all restaurants cannot dine-in, so there is no business here, and there is also a kingdom celebration on the side of the Rose Empire these days, and the entire Canal District and Houcheng District are under martial law, and ordinary people can only act along the prescribed route, which leads to no one coming to the door.
So the small restaurant has experienced the most deserted days since its opening in the past few days, and even the twelve spirits have not come over because they are busy, and there are only a few permanent ones left in the store, Xu Wei and the two girls are interrogating what happened to the lost twenty years of rhubarb, Sister Dog is taking a bath in the backyard every year, and Yuheng is standing at the window and looking out, just like his unlucky master.
It's almost noon, the God King came, but he was soon immersed in Xiao Zhang's notes, although he had seen the destruction of countless worlds, but he had rarely seen the rebirth of mankind, and the randomness here really made this beepping machine into a good guy extremely obsessed, he read those words while praising the beauty of carbon-based life, with his description is: the beauty of life can not be measured by accurate calculation, no matter how accurate the technology is, it is absolutely impossible to give birth to a miracle that only belongs to life.
After saying that, he immersed himself in it, watching and calculating it repeatedly, trying to see if there was an equation that could explain this art.
The creature didn't make any more noise, just sat there quietly, immersed in the record of another world.
The mouse has been busy these days, he first has to go to Moscow to deal with the things that the Thunder Dragon has not completed, and then he has to find out how the evil god who caused the humanitarian disaster in Novosibirsk was summoned by someone, and what kind of cult has the ability to summon such an ancient and mysterious but extremely powerful divine object.
Pony is not easy either, firstly, he is being reviewed by the Holy Lord's Fund, secondly, he has to continue to coordinate external affairs, and through the channel of the Thunder Dragon, he is now trying to contact the other world, planning to sell the Spirit Sword Stone to the Rose Empire, and now it is in the valuation and market research stage, he is really busy.
And the grandson of the thunder dragon actually went to the ceremony of the Rose Empire as a representative of the mage camp at the invitation of Princess Grey, and he relied on his good skin and cheekiness and almost perfect speech skills to kill all sides at the royal dinner, and those noble ladies and ladies were eager to hang on him.
It is said that whether it is the twelve spirits or the autopsy immortals, everyone's plot is a wonderful interpretation, but their leader lives in an idyllic life similar to a hermitage to the countryside.
It's funny, isn't it.
When Brother Zhang was packing up his things and going to watch TV, there was a sudden noisy sound in the backyard, he didn't need to look at it to know that it was the little red dragon who came back from playing outside, this red dragon queen who aspired to be an adventurer, finally overcame her fear of buses and cars today, and went to the stall at the mouth of the alley to buy twenty meat buns back, and this feat made her happily show off in front of Nian Nian, and then took off her clothes and jumped into the hot spring pool with a sound of winter, and swam towards Nian Nian with an oily meat bun in her hand.
Across the two walls, Brother Zhang heard Nian Nian's frightened screams, "Don't come here", and he could only smile helplessly and shake his head.
The sky outside gradually darkened, and after a while, I saw the thunder dragon drunk and pushed the door and walked in, he was dressed very sassy today, and he was wearing the iconic dress of the Rose Empire, this thing nobles wore more and more extravagance, and the thunder dragon was really a perfect clothes rack, even if he had drunk like this, but he still couldn't stop the commotion emanating from his body, as long as he looked at the looming muscle lumps on his chest, he knew how the red lip prints on his neckline came from.
"Those, it's too sassy." The thunder dragon leaned on the counter and gasped, the dry cough after drinking made him look a little sick now, but it made his playboy image of a sucked blood jump out: "If I don't run back, I may not see the sun tomorrow." ”
Brother Zhang handed over a glass of warm lemonade, and Lei Long took it: "Thank you, boss." ”
Although the thunder dragon hormones exploded now, when he met Brother Xiao Zhang, he was still very restrained and low-key, sitting there quietly drinking lemonade, feeling the boiling of alcohol in his body, after a long time, he regained some consciousness a little, and said with a smile: "These women in the old society really can't stand the scumbag, no wonder in the literature at that time, it was always the young lady of this family and the wife of that family would elope with someone, that ghost place machismo was simply explosive, even if I bent down to tie a girl's shoes, They actually said that I was a gentleman like no other. ”
Brother Zhang asked curiously, "Is it really that serious?" ”
"Why, when I talked to those lovely ladies, they said that on their side, except for a good magic knight like Grey, no woman's fate can be in her own hands, and from birth to death, a woman's fate is always in the hands of her father, brother, husband, and children and grandchildren."
Brother Zhang raised his head and thought for a moment: "Like India? ”
"That's right! Even in India, there is a similar act of honor murder, that is, if the daughter of a noble family eloped with a young man from a poor family, once he was caught, both of them would be executed in a very cruel way. Grey is so beloved that she has been trying to abolish this system for several years, after which she may become the first female king of the Rose Empire. Lei Long carefully described to Brother Xiao Zhang: "Boss, are you really such a top-level existence when you pick up a random person outside?" ”
Brother Xiao Zhang laughed: "Who knows." ”
In fact, there are still many things that Thunder Dragon has not said, that is, the barbarism of the Rose Empire and even the entire other world, although many stories were heard by him when he fooled around with those lovely girls at the drinking party, but in fact, this has largely reflected the barbarism and cruelty of this backward continent.
For example, Grey's cousin told the story of the Brontosaurus, that is, a royal princess should strictly be Grey's half-sister, probably twelve years older than Grey, if she was still alive. It was because she fell in love with a Wrangler that the two decided to elope, but were caught by the royal guards at the border, and the Wrangler was later skinned and made into a scabbard skin. And the princess was also put to death. On the day of the execution, all the daughters of the nobles in the imperial city were forcibly asked to observe the ceremony, and the princess was put in a large iron pot filled with oil, and about two hundred girls were around to witness her death.
That includes Grey.
This is probably one of the reasons why Grey put her father under house arrest and took power behind the scenes, but in any case, Brontosaurus felt that era was a bit too barbaric, and girls were meant to be carefully cared for, not wrapped in breadcrumbs and fried on both sides until they were golden.
"By the way, Grey asked me to ask you if you would be interested in participating in tomorrow's Rose Empire National Day parade, and if so, she will arrange a special guest seat for you."
Brother Xiao Zhang shook his head and said, "If you don't want to go, you can go." ”
"Well, I definitely have to go, after all, I'm the ambassador of the two worlds."
Brother Xiao Zhang smiled and said nothing, after all, Lei Long, the "Ambassador of the Two Realms Connectivity", was sealed by himself, he is Lang, he just likes to soak in the pile of fat powder. And all the names are he used to fool Huang Die'er in the name of work, everyone understands it in their hearts.
"And you didn't have a gift for your lovely girls?"
"Am I such a tasteless person?"
Lei Long opened his online order, and there were more than 100 copies of a certain Shiqi crystal jewelry worth more than 100,000 yuan on the way to express delivery, showing that it would arrive tomorrow.
"Guess how much I'll earn this time?"
"Make money?" Brother Xiao Zhang was stunned: "You still want to sell for money?" ”
"Of course not, these are all gifts for girls, how can you ask for money. It's just that the excellent education of the aristocratic ladies taught them that they could not easily accept gifts from others, and once they accepted, they needed an equivalent gift in return. You have to know that crystals are a rarity to them, very rare. ”
Brother Zhang smiled and pointed at the thunder dragon: "You are really a slippery head." ”