Yu quietly: "Come out and see if my fist is big." ”

Lu Chao: "......"

So at this time, she was resolutely unable to go out, and Lu Chao said that she couldn't stand Yu Quiet's iron fist.

Xu Qing: Jiang He, you have to kneel down and beg me not to die when you punch down.

Hey?

Lu Chao had a flash of inspiration, and suddenly seemed to think of something again.

It was clearly him who was being toyed with, why was Yu quietly so angry, so angry that he wanted to beat him.

Lu Chao: "......"

Seems to have found something incredible.

Lu Chao bowed silently, but in order to let Yu quietly dissipate his anger, Lu Chao still continued to send messages to Yu quietly.

"Then you can beat me, can you dissipate your anger if you kill me?" Lu Chaodao.

Having said that, Lu Chao glanced up at the door lock and confirmed that it was locked, so Lu Chao breathed a sigh of relief, and then continued to provoke Master Yu.

Master Lu, you cut her off the road!

"Hey, why didn't you kill me?" Lu Chao looked forward to Shenfei in front of his mobile phone, and then used a tone of sudden realization: "Oh, it turned out that I closed the door." ”

Yu quietly: "......"

Yu was quietly brushing his hair, this familiar conversation.

Did she say that?

Sister, why don't you speak? Oh, so I banned you.

Gan!

was put on the spot by Lu Chao again.

She knew that this man was stingy and refused to suffer at all!

But......

However, Yu quietly raised his eyebrows, looking forward to it, and buried a little doubt in his heart. But why was Lu Chao so proud of Yu quietly not being able to enter?

Not at all!

Yu quietly poked Lu Chao's avatar on the phone screen angrily.

Lu Chao, shoot stupidly!

After being slapped twice, the consequence was that Lu Chao's window shook violently twice.

The shaking avatar seemed to indicate that Lu Chao would be beaten very badly by Yu after going out.

Lu Chao's hands shook in fright, but fortunately, he was still able to successfully hold the phone.

Probably......

Possible......

Lu Chao had already imagined how Yu Mingming outside would beat him.

The system prompts: "[Wife] patted you." ”

This pat reminded Lu Chao of the last time he was in the group.

Last time, that rampant slap almost made Yu quietly send Lu Chao away. Fortunately, Lu Chao's pats on WeChat are very subtle, not as rampant as on penguins, so there is no mess yet.

After patting, the matter is over.

Otherwise, with Yu Quiet's temperament, he would rather find a locksmith to open the door, and he would have to kill Lu Chao and pull Lu Chao out.

"Yu quietly."

"You change your name to coax me."

"Wife."

"Okay, let's play."

Lu Chao: "......"

The corners of Lu Chao's eyes twitched, and now he wanted to pull Yu Ming's face and ask her if she still wanted to ascend the throne and become the emperor?

"So how the hell do you know?"

"Hmm...... The biggest loophole is the floor you post. I compared the pattern of the floor. ”

Lu Chao: "......"

Sherlock Holmes remains.

Yu quietly added: "Including you, there are also some loopholes in front of you, and as soon as all kinds of loopholes are put together, your identity will be shaken directly." ”

Then, Yu quietly said unashamedly, "If I want to find out your identity, I have ten thousand ways!" ”

Lu Chao was full of black lines: "I don't believe it!" ”

He couldn't accept that he was so stupid.

Yu quietly raised his eyebrows and chuckled, and then brought up the two pictures sent by Lu Chao at that time from the photo album of his mobile phone.

There is no need to compare the patterns.

Yu quietly chose the second picture sent by Lu Chao at that time.

Circled a sheet of the most obvious place.

"Look at this trouser leg, it doesn't look like your foot pressing on me when you sleep."

Lu Chao: "......"

Nonsense!

Mr. Lu was annoyed and angry, and only Yu Ming's legs would press on him. How could he press on Yu Quietly?

After struggling for a while, Lu Chao finally chose to forget about it.

As long as he pretends to be nothing, the last embarrassing person will be Yu Ming.

"Did you go upstairs?"

After thinking about it, Lu Chao sent another supplementary message, "It's cold outside. ”

Of course, Lu Chao didn't really ask her if the weather was cold, he was just euphemistically reminding Yu that it was time to go upstairs.

He couldn't stand the female goblin in Pansi Cave.

Yu quietly looked at the news and blinked.

Turning his head to look out the window, he turned his head back to look back at his phone, then cut to the weather interface, and for a moment wondered if there was something wrong with his weather system.

Yu quietly stayed in the summer, and as for the Lu Dynasty, he still stayed in the winter.

"I'm up." Yu whispered.

After sending this sentence, Yu quietly ignored Lu Chao's affairs, as if she really went up.

Putting the phone aside, Yu quietly began to eat mooncakes. After tearing the package, it was another mooncake and stuffed it into his mouth. Although I don't quite understand why such a small Lu Dynasty wants to cut it, Yu Wenjing always bites it with his teeth.

If it weren't for the choking of moon cakes, Yu quietly estimated that she would be able to eat it in one bite.

glanced at the mobile phone next to him, but the phone didn't light up.

Well, Lu Chao didn't send her a message.

As for the Lu Dynasty......

Of course, Yu Wenjing couldn't give up Lu Chao now, she remembered that Lu Chao hadn't taken a bath yet, and she would squat Lu Chao sooner or later if she squatted outside.

So let's go up for now.

There is a word in ancient times, which is called guarding the plant and waiting for the rabbit.

Today, there is a land dynasty fishing.

However, it is also possible that the fish took the land dynasty.

After nibbling the moon cakes in his hand, Yu quietly ran over to the happy water group.

Lu Chao's ban in the group has not yet been resolved.

Yu quietly laughed twice, and then easily untied the banned Lu Chao.

You can't really ban Lu Chao for twenty-nine days, right?

Yu quietly loosened his eyebrows and eyes, a little moved, but it was not impossible?

It doesn't seem impossible?

While thinking about it, Yu quietly squeezed his hands indignantly!

There's a bunch of girls in this group!

Don't let her know which little girl Lu Chao hooked up with in the group!

Unexpectedly, after the system prompted Lu Chao's ban to be lifted, Fusheng immediately knocked on Yu Xin's small window, "Sister! What about me, what about me! ”

If you don't have friends, it's a temporary group session.

Yu quietly did not speak: "[Emoji] beautiful sheep's smile JPG."

"Sister, I was wrong!" ”

Yu quietly: "What about other management?" ”

"I cry, they don't save me!" ”

Yu blinked quietly: "If you wait for me to do something, I'll untie it for you." ”

Floating life: "...... So when are you in a good mood? ”

Yu quietly lamented: "I was locked out of the door by my husband, so I'm very unhappy now." ”

Fusheng was stunned for a moment, and when he reacted, he was immediately indignant: "??? Why? ”

No matter what, you can't lock people out, can you?

What a bad act!

Yu quietly bowed his head and replied silently: "Maybe it's because he knows I'm going to beat him." ”

Fusheng was silent.

Oh, that's fine.

And so the topic ends automatically.

Yu quietly leaned on the sofa and swiped the video for a while, and then ran to the group from time to time to say a few words.

I didn't look at the words in the group, Lu Chao was not there.

She saw that there was a suitable topic for her, so she jumped out and interjected two sentences, and after saying two words, she immediately ran away.

After a while, the news popped up again.

"Sister, after thinking about it for a long time, I think it is still necessary to advise you, domestic violence is a crime......

Uh-huh.

Yu quietly nodded quietly, and on the other hand, he deeply agreed, domestic violence is absolutely not okay!

So Yu quietly took a screenshot and immediately sent it to Lu Chao to see.

She hoped that Lu Chao could also understand this truth.

"You see, everyone has said that domestic violence is against the law."

Lu Chao was originally going to go out to take a bath, and it was convenient to nest in bed after taking a bath.

As a result, he was stunned for a moment when he saw Yu whispering, and then typed: ...... So? ”

"So you're not coming out yet?" Yu quietly looks very well-behaved now, although Lu Chao can't see her, "Domestic violence is a crime, I won't know the law." ”

Lu Chao: "......"

The more Yu quietly said this, the more Lu Chao didn't believe it.

"Then why are you showing me your fist?" Lu Chao asked.

"I'm here to show you my pretty fingers." Yu quietly talked nonsense.

Lu Chao then enlarged the fist that Yu had just quietly made.

Lu Chao, "......"

Lu Chao said that no matter how he looked, he could only see Yu Wen's fists, not her slender fingers.

But.

Although Yu quietly said a little bit of self-aggrandizement, Lu Chao did admit that her words were right.

Yu Ming's finger was so beautiful that Lu Chao wanted to pick a ring for Yu Mingling.

It's just that it's still in the selection stage.

According to Yu Ming's preference, Lu Chao now has a basic selection context in his heart.

Just pick the big one.

She said she liked the big ones.

I want to think about it, but Lu Chao still has to reply to Yu whispering news.

Sighing, Lu Chao asked, "Do you know what this scene looks like?" ”

"Like what?"

"It's like a big bad wolf coaxing a little rabbit to open the door."

However, Lu Chao felt that Yu Quietly was not a wolf, she was at most a female goblin in the Pansi Cave.

Yu quietly: "......"

Yu was silent for a while, although it was very similar, but what could Yu quietly do?

She was just a pitiful helpless person who was locked out of the door by her husband's own hands.

She's so pathetic.

"Tell me honestly, are you squatting at the door?"

When this news was sent, Lu Chao poked Yu Quiet's avatar.

It was as if he had poked Yu quietly in the face again.

It turns out that Lu Chao's IQ, who is caught in the whirlpool of love, is not so stupid. No, he could still know that Yu was quietly guarding outside.

Yu quietly did not deny it, and the news sent out was still coaxing news in Lu Chao's eyes: "Then the wife is outside, do you want the rabbit to open the door?" ”

Lu Chao muttered secretly.

Also the rabbit opens the door. Lu Chao felt that as long as Yu quietly dared to enter the door, he would be able to turn Yu quietly into a rabbit immediately.

Crickets quietly.

Like Yu Quiet, the kind of cricket he can make Yu quietly cry all night and can't get out of bed the next day!

I hope that one day, after Yu quietly leaves during her menstrual period, she can still be so arrogant.

However, Lu Chao can still restrain himself now.

After all, he wasn't so mad.

He is a normal person.

It's just that sooner or later, one day you will have to fork out those people who are hilarious.

But looking at Yu quietly teasing him on the phone, the more Lu Chao thought about it, the more unwilling he became.

So I turned my phone off.

Lu Chao opened the door abruptly and went out.

it!

When he heard the sound of opening the door with a "click", Yu was so frightened that his legs shook.

Is it really coming?

His eyes blinked, so Yu quietly immediately made a quick decision and went upstairs quickly.

Want to run?

Lu Chaoyi raised his eyebrows, and his speed was faster than Yu Mingyi.

Yu quietly didn't react yet, and then he fell into the hands of Lu Chao.

Yu quietly turned back, just facing Lu Chao's face.

Hey?

Yu quietly fell into deep thought, how did Lu Chao come here?

Lu Chao's eyes were very strange when he looked at Yu quietly.

Then let's talk again, Yu quietly, how arrogant are you?

Yu quietly: "......"

Yu quietly bowed his head silently, like a child who had made a mistake.

Lu Chao suddenly woke up when he saw her like this, and had something to say, but before he could say it, Yu quietly seemed to make up a statement, and then looked up at Lu Chao and said pitifully: "Brother, I am a patient." ”

She is a patient.

Lu Chao: "......"

Lu Chao was a little soft-hearted at first.

But when he heard Yu Quiet's words, he was so angry that he couldn't help but play Yu Quiet's brain.

Do you also know that you are a patient?

I've never seen such a vigorous patient!

"You're quite energetic right now." Lu Chao said.

"Hey, it's okay." Hearing Lu Chao praise her, Yu quietly couldn't help but be proud in her heart.

Lu Chao is full of black lines.

That's it.

Anyway, she never understood good words.

"If you are energetic, you are not a patient." Lu Chao said expressionlessly.

“？”

Yu quietly widened his eyes, and the sentence "You are crazy" was just about to blurt out, and the next second Lu Chao stepped forward to block Yu Quiet's mouth.

Originally, this good thing should have come to pass!

It's all to blame for the editor quietly.

Write it down for her in a small notebook.

The two were so close that they forgot to be affectionate.

Yu quietly, the whole person was immersed in the pain of suffocation and the fluttering desire of Qing Desire.

Falling in lust.

The two of them made a slushing sound between one and the other.

After a long while, Yu quietly leaned back on the sofa with a crimson face and gasped.

Lu Chao's ears were also slightly red, and when he looked at the seductive red on Yu Ming's cheeks, the desire in Lu Chao's eyes rose again.

Finally, Yu quietly sat up straight in front of him, and then stretched out his hand towards Lu Chao, "You go and pour me a glass of water." ”

Lu Chao bowed, then got up and went to the water dispenser over there and quietly poured Yu a glass of warm water.

Knock knock knock.

Lu Chao continued to watch Yu quietly drinking water.

Suddenly I felt my face burn tightly.

So Lu Chao hurriedly got up, waved his hand and whispered to Yu, "I'll go out!" ”

“？”

"What are you going to do?" Yu quietly sat up with the water in his hand.

Although Lu Chao didn't mean that, Yu quietly felt that this scene was very similar to Lu Chao, he lifted his pants and didn't recognize anyone.

Tyre!

"I'm going to look for the car."

“？” Hey, did Lu Chao go to vent his desires?

"I don't know where my Cayenne is, I'll have to look for it. You go to sleep first, you don't have to wait for me. "You have to look for it along the trajectory of today's activities, such a big thing will not be stolen.

Oh.

Yu quietly waved his hand, "Then you can go." ”

Yu whispered that it was all right.