Chapter 170: If you don't have breasts, don't be so fierce
Lu Chao was silent for a moment, then reached out and turned on the bedside lamp.
The hand sticking out of the darkness was terrifying, but fortunately it came out of the quilt, not from the dry well.
He always had a bedside lamp at the head of his bed.
But under normal circumstances, he doesn't turn on, and a light in the dark interferes with his sleep.
You still have to sleep in a completely dark environment.
But now Lu Chao really wanted to see Yu Ming's expression when he made a strange sound. Let him see what Yu quietly called.
Bad woman!
The dark blue light is lit up, and it does not look dazzling in the dark environment.
Yu quietly withdrew his hand to grab Lu Chao's arm, and then rested his head on Lu Chao's body, until he felt that the light was on, Yu quietly raised his head slightly, and then asked Lu Chao with a strange expression, "Are you going to get up at night?" ”
Lu Chao: "......"
A very normal question, why does he sound so strange?
Lu Chaoqi didn't come anywhere, raised his hand and pulled Yu Quiet's face, and said angrily, "Who gave you the illusion that I am not in good health?" ”
His body was personally inspected by his father-in-law, Yu Ming, and her father!
Very brave, okay?
But it was clear that this statement did not satisfy Yu quietly.
Yu quietly still has a very strange look, looking at Lu Chao's eyes, it is equivalent to him not admitting himself.
"I didn't say anything, brother, what are you talking about?"
Yu quietly looked at Lu Chao's eyes clearly.
Lu Chao: "......"
Lu Chaoqi didn't fight anywhere.
What is this?
This counts him turning on the lights just to anger himself.
Yu quietly said nothing, but her eyes just said everything.
Sure enough, he should still have thrown Yu out of bed.
Unlucky kid.
You shouldn't have let Yu come up quietly today.
Lu Chao blinked, and he had already thought of a hundred words in his heart.
It seems that no matter what he says, Yu quietly has a way to talk back.
Later, if he dared to refute, Yu quietly immediately put a hat on his head, "I'm in a hurry!" ”
Hey, he's in a hurry!
So Lu Chao was silent for a while and came up with an excellent way to hurt the enemy.
"You don't have breasts." Lu Chao said in a very flat tone.
The more bland the words are, the most harm can be done.
Yu quietly: "? ”
What?!
What to say?
Yu quietly widened his eyes suddenly, and pulled Lu Chao's face with his hand, and one leg directly bypassed Lu Chao's body, "I have it!" ”
Who says she doesn't?
Do you want to quarrel?
Lu Chao bowed his head and did not approve: "You don't have it!" ”
Yu quietly gritted his teeth, "I have it!" ”
Yu quietly clenched his fists, and dared to say that she would beat Lu Chao without her.
"You're in a hurry!" Lu Chao said.
Yu quietly didn't admit it: "I didn't." ”
Lu Chao turned his head to look at Yu quietly and asked, "You don't have anything?" ”
Yu quietly: "......"
, it's covered.
was pitted by Lu Chao.
Seeing that Yu quietly fell into silence, Lu Chao pulled Yu Quiet's face again, comforting him kindly.
Lu Chao stretched out his hand and grabbed Yu quietly on his back to reassure: "Baby, don't be so fierce if you don't have breasts." ”
Yu quietly: "......"
If you don't have breasts, don't be so fierce.
Tyre!
What are these words? Yu quietly went crazy.
Is it too late for her to kick Lu Chao down now?
This man is really rude.
Lu Chao seemed to understand what Yu quietly wanted to do, so Lu Chao soon said: "You can't kick me, you know?" This is my bed! ”
Yu was quietly stunned for a moment, and quickly regained his smiling expression, "How come?" Brother, I'm a good person. ”
Lu Chaocai didn't believe Yu's whispered nonsense.
"A femme fatale heart, a beautiful skin."
In her words in "Farewell to the Golden Branch", it is just right to describe Yu quietly.
She's just a bad mind.
Shoot Yu quietly stupidly!
This woman actually occupied his bed and slept on his pillow.
The man who is about to sleep with him.
"You scold me!" Yu was quietly stunned for a moment, and after reacting to what Lu Chao said, he immediately became anxious, and then went to pull Lu Chao's face.
Bad!
Lu Chao dodged for a moment, "Didn't you write it yourself?" I didn't say anything. ”
Let's take Yu Quiet's lines for reference.
Yu quietly said that she didn't say anything.
Yu quietly held his breath and retorted: "That's not written about me." That's to describe a vicious female partner! I don't care, you're just scolding me with that! ”
"Eh, be reasonable." Lu Chao twisted his eyebrows, and said in a proud and boastful tone, "Shouldn't you praise me for knowing your book by heart?" ”
"I've read your book four or five times. I can easily pick up any classic line. Is it impossible for the average reader to do it? ”
He is not a reader.
He is the Lord of Gold.
Yu quietly squeezed out a smile, "Be reasonable." ”
Lu Chao raised his eyebrows and smiled, before he finished being proud, the next moment Yu quietly pulled the quilt and turned over, "You still have to reason with me when you fall in love, right?" Punch you! ”
It's a quarrel that can't be won, and it's rotten.
Lu Chao: "......"
Lu Chao couldn't laugh anymore.
Did he make Yu quietly angry?
Women are really weird-tempered creatures.
After a moment of silence, Lu Chao's brain was racing.
Yu quietly got angry......
He also swept away most of his quilt.
So for the sake of his happiness in the second half of the night, does he have to coax Yu quietly now?
But how to coax?
Lu Chao pondered for a while.
After a while, Lu Chao didn't come up with it......
But in this case, it seems that I can't think about it anymore, and I will lose my wife after a while.
So Lu Chao went over and pulled Yu quietly, "Bao." ”
...... "Don't pull me."
Yu quietly: You can never wake up a person who is pretending to be asleep.
"Yu quietly."
“……”
Yu quietly grimaced with a stiff face.
May I ask if it is not good to suddenly laugh at this time? Who quarrels and laughs half the time?
Can you archive it now to make her laugh enough and then continue pretending to be angry?
"Quietly?"
“……”
"Wife."
Yu Ming's eyelashes flashed slightly, and he was embarrassed, Yu quietly pulled the quilt and turned over.
Hey, Lu Chao grinned and asked, "You're not angry, are you?" ”
Yu quietly raised his eyebrows: "You are quite proud?" ”
Lu Chao: "...... I didn't say it. ”
Yu quietly pulled the quilt and sat up, "Then you coax me." ”
"First of all, I'm not good at coaxing ......"
Target......
Before he finished speaking, Lu Chao quietly kissed Yu. Shut all her words into her mouth.
Yu quietly: "? ”
Let you coax but not let you kiss.
Take advantage!
After a while, it wasn't until Yu Ming's face turned slightly red that Lu Chao let go of Yu Mingling.
The lips slowly moved away from Yu's quiet mouth.
Then he stretched out his thumb and stroked her lips little by little, blinked tentatively and asked, "It's time to coax her, right?" ”
“…… Well. ”
“…… Are you still angry? ”
“…… Not raw. ”
I wasn't angry at first.
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I'm a lazy dog, scold me to death
Lewen